I Am a Barbarian, Imprecisely

Despise the term 'Native'. Its used (incorrectly) instead of 'aboriginal' which means your ancestors came from there. Native just means you were born there. I'm a native Iowan for instance. My boys are native Californians, and we're all Native Americans, though our ancestors were from Austria. So there.

"Especially for those of us who have ages with several digits it's pretty relevant."

Wait a sec, just how old are you exactly? I'm assuming you are counting in base ten of course.