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New-Age Bullshit Generator

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32 points by gwendolynregina 12 years ago · 11 comments

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ivansavz 12 years ago

Generally, I think of "software eating the world" as a bad thing, but in this case it's a good thing...

Take that Deepak! 100 lines of js and you've been automated away ;)

lotsofmangos 12 years ago

Reminds me of the twat-o-tron http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/the-twat-o...

ldubinets 12 years ago

This is amusing. Here's the original (at least, what I believe is the original) http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

jgeorge 12 years ago

I need one of these for conspiracy theories, to prove a point to a colleague that one of his OTT conspiracy theory friends is nothing but a bad AI construct...

atheriel 12 years ago

This is totally brilliant -- nice find.

hiphopyo 12 years ago

Reminds me of my writing before I discovered The Elements of Style by Strunk and White.

saraid216 12 years ago

It's done in Javascript, but would still be nice to throw this on Github. :P

m3rc 12 years ago

"You may not realize it, but we are all cosmic."

bkurtz13 12 years ago

Is this using a Markov chain?

  • the_cat_kittles 12 years ago

    It's a PCA boosted hidden markov model using sparse regression trees to map into infinite gradient boosted dimensional kernel space, pruned with C5 LOESS zero one loss function and L2 regularization parameter implemented in SVM.

    ...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models

    • theandrewbailey 12 years ago

      That's a good suggestion. I got about 15 words into that before my buzzword alarm activated, and thought I was being taken on another ride.

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