Order of the Occult Hand

"It was as if an occult hand had taken Chuck Klosterman's radio, tuned away from the Top 40 ear candy of Duran Duran and the Stray Cats, and tuned into the satanic debauchery of Motley Crue."

You had me at Motley Crue.

It's as if an occult hand reached down from the heavens and typed those words on my keyboard. Weird...