Linux ate my RAM

You're also spreading misinformation, and you don't even understand memory optimization. Your swap statement is a lie.

Actually swapping is good, it's not bad at all. I personally just don't get where people get stupid assumptions like free ram is good and swap is bad.

Windows does exactly the same. There's nothing new about it. Has been standard operation for modern operating systems for more than 10 years. Shouldn't really require any site dedicated to it.