Title: Himu Retsu do: an art for Hackers
#!/bin/cat # Title: Himu Retsu do: an art for Hackers
Hi.
I would like to infect you with an idea that came to my mind afteru week of time spendage with my dog, Krissy (Christiana, Kristiana). She's a fine young (1.3y+) Old German Shepherd with quite an intelligence, attitude, and a noble relaxed character. {Mind you, this is Sci-fu, like Sci-fi, but frighteningly close to reality}
She taught me everything... there is to know about Re-tsu-do and it's pronunciation Himu-retsu-do using her Humi-kumi.
In the beginning, me and her were pretty much at odds, and ALL my commands were final, non-negotiable, and required synchronized immediate responses from my pet, and I was it's Sole Master when I was with her...
She responded sometimes with obedience, sometimes with total not-caring-outlook (careless, and a bit condescending look on her face), and sometimes (which I sensed later as some kind of a joke and mockery) with a dumb face looking stUpid like a puddle...
But I digress... Needed materials: * Humi Himu:
Humi (a girl. hair, beautiful hair, braided hair?)
Himu (A string. {of something... doesn't matter that much }) Take a long piece of string and cut it in three parts (you can use a single knotted humi if you wish, but this is more practical, as you can have 3 separate himu's). Tie them into a knot at one end, and make sure you don't knit/knot it too tight. this is your Versumi *(A beautiful piece of String tied with a knot) The Versumi is a piece for meditation, but Also a piece for training your memory and your dexterity. Start braiding it like a little girl... Don't think "That's gay"{, you rather BE gay (if you wish it so) } Humi-retsu-do: (Kata) As you descend down into the braiding process, sooner or later you would be faced with your limitness and you will make a
MISTAKE in the braiding (it's gotta be either on the left or on the right). If you are perfect, then MAKE the mistake on purpose. You have got to have at least ONE mistake in your Versumi, otherwise it's
just a simple braided himu (string) and you are probably wasting your time * Re-tsu: Sooner or later, you're either going to make a second mistake, or you're going to repeat the previous process. Doesn't matter.
Before you continue braiding, NAME the first mistake "Ai"... Say it as if you're training Aiki right now!
say "Ai!" {you can even shout out it like "Aa-a-a-yi!" with all your lung's might at "a-yi!", and increasing "aaa") Then braid out a "Ki" inside your Himu: Now you're ready. For Kimu-retsu-do (or mindful Aiki) Once you catch the basic Language you can "upgrade it" with combinations of knitting and mistake knots. Ups! I almost forgot! We need a Trusty separator with meanings: -Tsu Glyph (Tsu-ki, Sun-tsu, Lao-Tsu, Tsu-nami, etc etc.)
now Tsu-ki is a DIRECTED KI at the "enemy" without specification on how exactly (usually a forward boxing "tap", straight forward, bight might be a jab) Tsu is something you place while thinking ABOUT something else (meta-glyph if you will)
So you have MANY type of Tsu's with ya, and Tsuki is just an example for your own futrhter Tsu-king... It is also the first TRUE not!Vowel. Some-thing. First, Grammar (sorry bout that, syntax rules comes from Grammar, and I am still learning & earning my Humi-retsu-gi) The best Grammar I can come up with is contained in the following poetic passages: Something TO HACK and to DEVELOP YOUR minds WITH I do not feel the shame of self-promotion, thank you for not annoying me with downvotes, much like Reddit. Goodbye, Hacker-News, It's been a blast with you. I am not going to post anything else here, expect only comments. Sometimes, when you care for something or someplace, I think, it is normal to react with EMOTION. Emotion is the key feeling of Desire (or Lust), and is the driving force behind "attraction" and "dis-traction" of everything, therefore, My emotions here (if you can detect any) are dry, and it's time to move on, for me.... Ki.. Something to ponder WHICH exactly COVERS your idea of hacking: Himuretsu (The Speach of the String, {for remembering passwords, and other shit for instance): http://imgur.com/a/avNvd = http...-tsu-ki'o'co'mo ai-sla-tsuki-ai-vai-Ni-tsu-vai-do-ka Goodbuy. * Now that you have your Grammar, Tools, and Language base you can start practicing in Three Areas: ! Desire (lust & will, ...) ! Machinistic Codification.
! Photographs and Pictures.
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! Make a mental note of this mistake, and continue braiding. What spurred the MISTAKEing is not important and usually distractive.
After some more braiding, and your impetuous "Ai!" battle cry (if retsu-do.ing, always check for people nearby ;)),
Wait for a second, meditate, fix your breathing (you shouldn't be breathing w/ ?presekulki? interruptions and breath-holding) One mistake, one KNOT {on a random side of the Humi)
One Glyph: Ai (A/a or Aa/aa, short A)
One Gesture: {up-left, to, down-right} hand opened as if chopping.
Meaning:
"Ou..." "ah!", "Owye!", "I say,... is ...", etc.
Continue braiding without any mistakes for now. Increase your technique, when you feel ready,
BRAID out a DO (method, The Way, way, Way)
Random. Opposite. original side. One mistake on a random side & one mistake on the other
One Glyph: Ki (K-hh-yi, "khi")
One Gesture: {up-left, down-right, up-right} hand opened as if chopping.
Meaning: "Matter/Energy/Inner/Outer Force?... my ass..."
Ki means many many things with your _intent_ in mind
"Does", "Do", "Doing", "This", "this-doing", "this-does?", "what?", "what is that?" "Queee?" "ke-pasa"
This is your Alphabet. Now we need some Grammar and Syntax. Form an Ai, and then Form a doubled Ki (Aa then Ki Ki)
Everything is a String, and Knots are tied on it.
Two knots and you've got a Knit going on, but you never know if there is a knit,
behind your untying knot.
A single String is enough, but you cannot be sure if it is. And this statement is called Versumi.
Some think there is Only one Versumi, and they call it Versuni, and you are free to be one of them...
You can always knit into a splice, and you should know that a splice is at least one knot away from a different knit.
And you can always split, but you never know if a split is also a cut.
When you see the String, you call it Verse, and be sure that there is always a space with a visible string, the verse.
Tie a knot, but before you squeeze hard, form a loop with the other part. That's your heart.
Form a loop, start closing, put another loop inside it, and squeeze hard! That is you.
Once you run your fingers, your mind start fingering.
Once you encounter a knot, your mind knows what.
Then you notice other knots, your mind refers to them as difference.
You start seeing patterns, and you go on with joy,
until you meet that unwitting knitted end
of a simple String.
The end.
And then you know, if you're alive or dead...
! Power (strength & endurance, ...) Knowledge is Power, but Lust For knowledge always beats Power of Knowledge
! Knowledge (meaning & clarity, ...) Power is Knowable, but the Seduction of Lust for Power is greater that Know-how
Coming soon: Knowledge CAN be POWERFUL.