Instacart Launches 1 Hour Puppy Delivery

At the end of the checkout process it is noted that all Puppies are located in San Francisco. I am on the east coast of the US. For the puppy to arrive at my location in ~1 hour, it would need to travel at ~2500mph. This kills the puppy :(

Wow! Think about all the fun you can now have getting a PUPPY delivered instead of a PIZZA! Authoritarian teachers, power-tripping principals, and mean, get-offa-my-lawn neighbors beware!

One of the more adorable April fools jokes, that's for certain.

Not only is it adorable, but it's not a gag. You actually can get a puppy free! You just pick your puppy up at the pound!