Stuck on an island for years, can't get transit visa to fly home

How unfortunate it is to be stuck on a paradisiacal island.

The game Crysis was inspired by one of those islands. Instead of complaining, she should be setting herself to invisible mode and running around shooting Koreans.

This sounds like a great opportunity to use a crowd-funding site like gofundme to pay for a private boat or flight to take her home — either directly or through transit hubs she can legally enter.

I wonder if she can even work there now :/