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ethagnawl

I'm reminded of some of the choice quotes from 404's article about the current state of Proton. I wonder how much _alpha AI, non-loser engineering_ has been going on at Binance?

> Andy Yen, the CEO of Proton, had a message for an employee in the company’s security Slack channel who urged the company to at least take a few days to pentest newly written code before pushing it live. “That’s bullshit and loser thinking. Of course it’s possible to be fast and secure,” Yen wrote in the channel at the end of August. “Stop thinking always of how to be slower, and focus more on how to be faster.”

https://www.404media.co/manifestos-fear-and-loser-thinking-i...

  • nikanj

    How are Proton and Binance related here?

    • irishloop

      I think commenter is drawing a parallel, with leadership demanding both high security and high speed, and then putting pressure on engineers to not be "losers" if they can't do both, leading to exactly this scenario.

  • psychoslave

    - Captain, there are icebergs front forward, we can go around or decelerate to a pace enabling to safely navigate in between.

    - You brainless sailor, push engines to their max capacity and in a straight forward line we will arrive to destination in the only metrics that matter, quick and short. Time is money, money is everything, safety measures is for coward losers. Also jump out of my ship in this cold sea full of sharks once you tweaked the engines, your dumb mentality could contaminate the rest of my crew otherwise. You can kiss the feet of the giant golden status of myself as an act of repentance before we throw you.

    • actionfromafar

      "- You brainless sailor, I can be pardoned again, and again. I know the Trumps."

      • braj0

        I thought it was Biden who did the pardons? Hunter Biden, Anthony Fauci, Mark Milley...

        Bro made sure all his boys got off, and they are all rich now.

TiberiumOP

About $2.4 billion out of this is already frozen by Circle and Tether. Some of the big ones:

- 971.15M USDT (Ethereum): https://etherscan.io/tx/0x7baba482077843514d9c72bac0110ba091...

- 823M USDC (Ethereum): https://etherscan.io/tx/0xc954c86f118e8e410e6a3eb9e3b38ff4a9...

- 312.73M USDT (Tron): https://tronscan.org/#/transaction/71b0ec0fe873fe820c37cc3ec...

- 175M USDT (Ethereum): https://etherscan.io/tx/0x0c07a5e428ce233a3bcb40f257ad899594...

  • codedokode

    Probably not everyone knows, but USDT has a "black list", and admins can prevent any address holding USDT from spending. The black list is implemented in USDT contract.

    So USDT is not truly decentralized and your money can be frozen for any reason or no reason at all.

    • rich_sasha

      So USDT is a great amazing decentralized censorship-free drop in replacement to USD except:

      - much more awkward to use

      - more liable to hacks

      - deposits are not insured

      - fewer legal protections

      - doesn’t pay interest (or not easily anyway)

      - and as I find out, bannable by a central institution with lower legal oversight than the Fed

      I’ll keep a mental note of this.

      • miki123211

        I have said this many times, and will probably have to say it many more: Stablecoins are nothing but a face-saving measure for the US government.

        It is politically impossible to go back on KYC/AML measures in the traditional financial system, even if some of them were perhaps a bit too ill-advised. It's much easier to say "this is shiny new tech, very different from that old tech over there; we support innovation so we won't impose KYC requirements on it", even if there's no logical reason to do that.

        As it stands, stablecoins let you make a keypair in the privacy of your own home (or your own agent sandbox, as it were) and immediately start transacting. They're allowed-by-default instead of blocked-by-default, with the US government still able to block you if they have a specific reason. No traditional bank I know of, in any country, works like this. This is a valuable capability to have, technologically, even if there's no technical reason why a Postgres database and a REST API couldn't provide the same service, but faster and more easily.

        • JumpCrisscross

          > It is politically impossible to go back on KYC/AML measures in the traditional financial system

          It’s politically irrelevant more than impossible. Most Americans simple aren’t visibly encumbered by KYC/AML enough to make it a priority.

          > They're allowed-by-default instead of blocked-by-default

          So were banks in the wildcat era.

      • turbobutton

        Suddenly, physical Gold in a safe at home looks fairly decentralized and censorship-proof

        • MisterMunchkin

          Until someone robs you. I've seen teams of burglars target asian households around weddings, because they know that all the family gold will be in the house. Fastest way to lose 100k.

        • akimbostrawman

          Until you need to move or share it. That's why monero XMR is the only serious fungible and decentralized cryptocurrency

          • xnickb

            I don't doubt what you're saying. But as someone who is really not buying into cryptocurrencies, this is exactly what someone who holds a big amount of some obscure cryptocurrency would say.

            I've heard good things about monero from a friend. This is not an attack on monero, rather a reflection on the general tone of the message.

            • akimbostrawman

              >some obscure cryptocurrency

              Monero is so obscure the IRS has put out a million dollar bounty to trace it, unlike any other crypto even btc lol

          • GTP

            Not sure about this, isn't it hard to convert to fiat currency for real-world spending? Since it is often used for illegal activities, Coinbase (and I guess other big exchanges as well) don't trade it.

            • fomoz

              Just send USDC to Coinbase and convert (sell) to USD for free and withdraw.

              You'll still get a 1099 with zero capital gains for it.

              • GTP

                > Just send USDC to Coinbase

                Sorry, but I'm not much informed about cryptocurrencies. How does one get USDC from Monero? Through some other exchange acceping both?

          • turbobutton

            It's a store of value, rather than a medium for transaction. If you want to move or share it, you pick it up and move or share it mostly...

            • akimbostrawman

              I think how easy it is depends on the country and state of things. I would not want to move or share even small amount of gold outside of first world countries even in good times.

          • seszett

            Unless you are moving more than about 1 million dollars in gold, it's actually quite easy to move it.

            • TheOtherHobbes

              It's very easy to pick it up, put it in a car or van, and move it to a different location.

              It's much less easy to convert it to something you can actually spend. Even if you can get it to a buyer, they'll always offer you less than you expect/want.

              Reputable dealers have KYC reporting duties of their own. Disreputable dealers... may have other ideas.

              • seszett

                Of course dealers have KYC (you generally need to give your id) but this thread was about having one's own gold in a safe, not about shady dealings or stealing gold.

                Gold sells at about 1% less than the current market price of the gold content of your item which I find fair. It might be easier here in Antwerp than in other places to deal with gold because it's kind of a gold trading hub. You can basically show unannounced (I suggest going by bike rather than by car because there is little street parking) and trade your gold for cash at the -1% rate, obviously if you get to the million euros range it's going to be a bit different, but for a few tens of thousands it's business as usual. And it's not like it's a difficult place to reach from anywhere else in the EU.

            • leni536

              I would be nervous moving borders with ~1 million dollars worth of gold.

          • gavinray

            Not sure why this is getting downvoted.

            One of the only surviving darknet markets only takes Monero as currency.

            Make of that information what you will

      • InsidiousWombat

        That technically true for any coin where miners are organized enough, see the ethereum fork where bad contract made wrong people lose money so they forked entire chain to get the money back

      • CTDOCodebases

        Look into the history of USDT. It's creation was dodgy to say the least.

        Over time I believe it's founders did start backing it with Treasuries so now it must turn a nice profit for them.

      • grey-area

        You missed out that it is run by crooks closely associated with SBF and shady banks like Deltec

        https://dailycoin.com/sbf-tether-deltec-secretly-colluding/

        Also, it's not decentralised, they just unilaterally froze 2 billion in funds.

      • saidnooneever

        if its bannable by a centralized place please explain how it is decentral? i thought that was the kind of controls a decentral system was specifically designed against. is that understanding of mine flawed?

        • Pentamerous

          Your thinking is not flawed. It's just not decentralized.

          Decentralized cryptocurrency is an ideal from early 2008's from the Bitcoin supporters. It's not the reality of cryptocurrency in general.

          Cryptocurrencies are full of contraditory ideas between the founding ideology and the actual usage.

        • idiotsecant

          It might be decentralized in terms of infrastructure, but the more precise property is that it is permissioned. Permissionless stablecoin exist - see DAI, etc, but USDT is absolutely not one of them. It is the worst parts of cash and the worst parts of crypto put together into one unholy pile of suck.

      • ryanjshaw

        > bannable by a central institution with lower legal oversight than the Fed

        It’s way easier to take a company to court than any government entity.

        • rich_sasha

          But the company can just turn around and say, soz we don’t have your deposit. We invested it in Labubu dolls and they crashed in values. Also we lost them. Next time, DYOR.

          If a bank collapses, you get your money back from the Fed, no questions asked.

      • dmantis

        > great amazing decentralized censorship-free drop in replacement

        It's not and never supposed to be and everybody who uses it in any significant amount knows that. Don't mistake a cryptotoken with a cryptocurrency.

        • yulaow

          I love monero but then you have the problem that very few exchanges support it and if you need to convert big amounts of it in common currency it gets quite hard to do compared to eth/btc

          • dmantis

            Well, nobody said that the true anarchy would be easy. No government actually wants to approve the original spirit of crypto, everything they allow is either a toy or a scam they can take advantage of.

            Then people get into shitty casino tokens that are widely available because the state doesn't care about a little gambling and got surprised that they are in the casino in the first place.

            • lambdaone

              This is absolutely what true anarchy looks like. Before you can blink, someone else has taken over, and now you have a new boss, only worse.

              • fao_

                Not the case at all. True anarchy is community governance where a very local group of people start working together. Anarchist meetings are not restricted to, but include, looking like a bunch of people in a room, voicing their problems with this week's chief speaker as moderator, and then everyone in the room splitting off into working groups to address each problem. The chief speakers rotate around the group each week to avoid moderator bias, and each working group might reach out to other anarchist groups to exchange information and resources freely.

                This is but one model developed within academia for an entirely anarchist organisation, there are dozens of others and they have been both studied for efficacy (they tend to work better than a more hierarchical structure), as well as put into practice in real life within certain organisations. To this date there are a number of non-profit organisations and coöperatives that use this governance system to improve the situation where they are locally and achieve their goals — whether that's "everyone working to improve the local community" or "make good products for a client".

                The entire point of anarchism is that there isn't One Big Guy, it's that it's people, deciding on a system and working together on a small scale — this then translates to the big scale through cross-group meetings, information sharing, and resource sharing. There is a lot of evidence within the social sciences to back these methodologies up as being very efficacious compared to traditional methods of group organisation, as well as being more democratic than traditional alternatives.

                This additionally tends to be how some kinds of open mic nights work, as well as some kinds of modern speakeasys.

                • JumpCrisscross

                  > True anarchy is community governance

                  It’s a bit antithetical to anarchy to start defining true and untrue configurations. It’s more accurate to say that while anarchy permits chaos, it also permits self-organization, one mode of which is hierarchy-free community governance. Most of us have experienced this among friends when e.g. deciding where to go to dinner.

                  • lambdaone

                    This is one of these circular relationships. You and your friends can experience true, free, cooperation exactly because you don't have to be on guard 24/7 against enemies, because you live in a civil society that has rules, and people to enforce those rules - ultimately by coercion through violence.

                    Peaceful anarchy evaporates when bad actors arrive. I wish it wasn't so. A structured civil society is the nearest we've managed to get to being able to live in relative freedom almost all of the time. It's the least violent, least coerced option we've been able to find.

                    The other way would be to go live in a group by yourselves off the grid, and as long as every one of you is good and decent that will be fine, but the moment one of you goes bad, you either have to choose violence or they will do whatever they want to you.

                    • JumpCrisscross

                      The term anarchy is used in academia for all kinds of non-hierarchical civil societies. Academia being academia, they chose to stick with a dumb label. But the set I think OP is describing is more intuitively understood as non-hierarchical social systems.

      • altmanaltman

        USDT is created by a super shady company and is not at all decentralized or censorship-free. You could have made the argument for Bitcoin (and still can to a certain level) but most cryptos that propped up after that or stablecoins do not follow the hacker philosophy and more the banker one. Ironic that the whole crypto movement got co-opted by the likes of JPM which it seeked to replace.

        • qlte

          Recently I tried to donate to a project using their preferred crypto payment processor flow, which purported to support "Coinbase Wallet" integration. So thinking that was just like, Coinbase, I said "sure why not" thinking it'd save me the effort of copy/pasting long strings back and forth.

          Turns out, Coinbase "Wallet" is a completely separate thing from Coinbase, and long story short, ultimately ended up accidentally converting some spare ETH I transfered into some kind of garbage Binance "wrapped" Litecoin. Which had zero indication/warnings in the app other than a like 4 pixel Binance logo superimposed on the 16 pixel Litecoin logo that it wasn't the real thing.

          Once I gave up on this Wallet experiment I ended up needing Gemini to walk me through all the Binance "gas" nonsense to finally manage to swap into a real coin I could transfer out (like 80% of what I started with after subtracting gas fees and miscellaneous leftover change I was stuck with). And while transferring I had to avoid like a dozen alternative networks consisting of seemingly random strings and a scary red banner saying "yo don't fuck this up".

          My first red flag should have been that Coinbase Wallet's Play Store name literally advertised betting on prediction apps. Second red flag was while looking for "Litecoin" in the list of coins, there were literally about 5000 different spam/meme coins with dozens of near identical clones that were all name squatting on top of each other.

          As someone who came of age in the Crypto 1.0 "Bitcoin is for buying drugs" era the entire exercise was utterly baffling and somehow significantly less usable than crypto was a decade ago for actual payments. I guess for a young person looking to illegally gamble their paychecks at some unlicensed offshore prediction market it provides some utility I'm missing but man, the experience just made the post-Web 3.0 crypto scene look .... grim.

          • GoblinSlayer

            Normally they publish the wallet id, then you send money there using any method you want. What Gemini would do in your place?

      • dgellow

        Tether isn’t decentralized or censorship free in any way

      • olalonde

        No one ever said USDT was decentralized.

      • markasoftware

        Tether's entire business model, providing an almost-unregulated USD cryptocurrency, relies on them not arbitrarily banning people. They don't do it frequently or without thought. You're far less likely to get banned from USDT than just about any non-cryptocurrency financial institution.

        • Good4boothee

          > Tether's entire business model, providing an almost-unregulated USD cryptocurrency, relies on them not arbitrarily banning people

          No, their entire business model relies on bank/CC providers don't ban them. Somehow, they treat all crypto related transactions as iffy but USDT, bought to buy crypto, got under much less scrutiny. The entire problem their solver was that new users couldn't move cash to exchanges fast enough to join bull runs.

        • j16sdiz

          You can say the same for many other industries:

          > almost-unregulated except when the authority say no.

        • eecc

          Yeah, until Trump (or whoever is president at the time) tells them to.

          What will they do when the alternative is broken bones?

    • designerarvid

      Turns out that there are quite good reasons to have a centralised currency after all. Who would’ve known.

      • rubzah

        Isn't the centralization the reason they got stolen? It was Binance that was hacked, not the blockchain technology.

        • lmm

          Individuals get hacked and their bitcoins taken so often that it doesn't make the news.

        • GreenLightGo

          By the way, it wasn't just Binance that got hacked. Several other exchanges were hit too.

        • redwood

          Well in traditional banking you essentially have the ability to reverse

          • KellyCriterion

            True, but it gets complicated or even impossible if you try to do across international/fragmented transfers & countries.

      • nicman23

        yeah the issue is if you built it they will co opt it

        • intended

          All systems can be bent, broken, or subverted.

          • nicman23

            not bitcoin-core in the past 14 years of being a public network

            • akimbostrawman

              Btc has a similar blacklist with tainted coins because it's not fungible unlike actual decentralized cryptocurrency like monero xmr

              • nicman23

                lol no. you can mix them over and over and it becomes a p^n complexity

                • akimbostrawman

                  Its not p^n because tracing it back is as easy/hard as mixing it. So unless you take years to mix one transaction its just privacy theater.

                  There is a reason the IRS has not put up a million dollar bounty about BTC tracing but XMR and all darknets use it.

            • intended

              The topic is bitcoin being hacked and stolen. I do not think this outcome was the intended outcome for users?

              Perhaps I am missing your argument.

              • nicman23

                no. binance was hacked, again, again. the wallet was not. else they would have stolen only from the btc wallet.

                not your keys not your bitcoin

                • rwmj

                  Not practical for ordinary people. No regular person is holding their own wallet, and even the technically sophisticated who do get their keys stolen or lose them to faulty backups or technical snafus.

                  • somenameforme

                    Calling/implying that it's technically sophisticated is not really reasonable. Having a BTC (or other currency) wallet is utterly trivial, let alone from a technical standpoint, it's much easier than setting up an e.g. Coinbase account. The only issue, outside of choice of course, is people being ignorant of what needs to be done and I think that can largely be explained by the fact that centralized providers spend billions on marketing while decentralized wallets spend nothing on it.

              • wongarsu

                The intention of bitcoin was to have a digital medium with similar properties as cash: no need to trust anyone else, and you can exchange it with whoever you want. Cash can also be stolen if someone takes your wallet, leaving you no recourse except the law

                Imho Bitcoins being stolen is not at all Bitcoin being "bent, broken, or subverted", it's just a natural consequence of the design goals. If an unrelated third party could block my bitcoins by accusing me of terrorism that would be subverting the system, and such things have not happened to bitcoin-core (but have happened in other parts of the bitcoin ecosystem)

                • InsidiousWombat

                  Most people don't carry their entire finance in wallet tho. If someone steals my wallet and CC PIN, the most I'm out is the few thousands of limit on those, not my entire financial portfolio.

                  • SJC_Hacker

                    Which is why it’s common to have a “hot” key with maybe a few hundred bucks and a “cold” key with the larger deposit

                • GTP

                  > Cash can also be stolen if someone takes your wallet, leaving you no recourse except the law

                  The issue that is often raised with Bitcoins and other cryptocurrencies is that not even the law can help you in case of theft. Now, it's true that the police wouldn't bother helping me recover a wallet with 100€ into it, but things change if someone steals millions or even billions like in this case.

                  • GoblinSlayer

                    You steal billions, you just pay the police 100000000 to look away.

                    • GTP

                      At risk of finding an honest cop that arrests you on the spot for attempted bribing.

                • intended

                  Ok, so you are saying this is business as usual, and the theft is exactly what one should expect, as with any other store of value.

                  I find something odd about this, because it seems to contradict some of what I understand of the arguments for bitcoin.

                  However, there is merit to your point, and if something is working as intended, then nothing was attacked in the first place.

                  • wongarsu

                    The argument for bitcoin being secure is more along the lines of "if you store your own bitcoins securely nobody can take them from you". Storing them securely is easy in principle (just keep them on an airgapped computer, or write the key down on paper, then "just" do physical security well) but hard in practice (major security-convenience tradeoffs). However, storing your bitcoins with a major provider like binance has a terrible track record and not something the hardcore bitcoin advocates actually recommend

            • eru

              Huh? You can trace bitcoins forever, and people would probably pay extra for some vanity bitcoins; and probably pay less or nothing for some bitcoins that are legally questionable.

              • eimrine

                Your answer does not answer anything. The discussion is about whether or not to have the trusted third-party. Pro-ttp said that ttp protects from criminals. Anti-ttp said that ttp can make your own money dissappear because ttp is bending the rules. You said nonsence, your examples are not showing any rules or contracts about digital property which are being bent. Why any bitcoin criticism from anyone is always so weak?

              • ZiiS

                All bitcoins are legally questionable; but no: ones that can be traced to contract killings not just stealing do not trade at a discount.

      • otabdeveloper4

        Turns out the reason crypto was invented isn't "decentralization" at all, it was nerds feeling left out and wanting their own financial instrument grift.

        • raverbashing

          You mean the smart nerds

          For the less economical-savvy ones it was like Beanie Babies or Tulips (with predictable consequences)

          • runj__

            I still buy tulips, just not at boom market prices.

            The predictable outcome is that the deers get to them, but I got to see a few go into full bloom last year and it was wonderful.

      • diego_sandoval

        Yes, but there are more good reasons to have it be decentralized.

        • Cthulhu_

          Well sure, but the average consumer needs and/or wants some protections, safeguards and insurances. If my bank gets hacked or even if I get skimmed it's considered their fault and I'll get my money back.

          • GoblinSlayer

            >I'll get my money back.

            If the police retrieves your money from the thief?

            • necovek

              That's if it was stolen from you directly.

              If it's stolen from a bank, it's their obligation to recuperate you.

              FWIW, most countries have a type of insurance if a legally operating bank goes under, at least some of your savings are protected (eg. in Serbia that's up to 50kEUR).

            • EliRivers

              While I can't speak for other places, in the UK, if you haven't been careless and report quickly enough, your refund is not dependent on anyone being caught.

    • FabHK

      Arguably any fiat-collateralised stablecoin is ipso facto centralised and trusted (someone needs to 1) issue the coins only against fiat collateral and then 2) hold onto that collateral reliably and 3) return it upon presentation of the coin), and at step 3 they can always say "no, we won't give it to you".

      • eru

        Your point has nothing to do with fiat.

        It applies equally well to a fiduciary coin with a promise that 1 gcoin = 1g of gold or whatever.

        • FabHK

          Indeed.

          However, it does not necessarily apply to algorithmic stable coins (Terra) or crypto-backed overcollateralised coins (DAI). That's why I said "fiat-backed".

      • rustyhancock

        Why couldn't a privacy focus coined, like Monero, be a stablecoin?

        You don't need to see where the coins are and move to promise $1 of going for every coin.

        • cherryteastain

          Probably the founders/employees of the company issuing/redeeming the token would be arrested very quickly. Tornado Cash people got arrested for much less.

        • drewstiff

          How are you guaranteeing that your private stablecoin will keep its $1 value?

          How are you bootstrapping a network to validate private transactions without the promise of potential gains in coin value as its popularity takes off?

        • lxgr

          Who makes that promise? That's who you are ultimately trusting.

    • reenorap

      Decentralized is a great concept but it’s 99.9% rug pulls and you can’t get any safety unless you centralize. As an investor there is no way to protect yourself because the rug pulls are several orders of magnitude more sophisticated than most people’s understanding.

      • dmantis

        > As an investor there is no way to protect yourself

        Why? BTC is pretty stable longterm and nobody is going to touch your cold wallet. Anything that has an owner or legal entity is not decentralized, subject to either rug pull or censorship and shouldn't be touched, sounds very easy.

        Everything that promises you any return is a scam in crypto, simple as that.

    • smoovb

      The U.S. government is the largest beneficiary of this service. More than $2.1 billion in USDT connected to or requested by U.S. authorities out of over $4.4 billion in total illicit USDT freezes globally.

      • varenc

        It's tethered to the USD. It seems expected that the government in charge of USD is doing the most blacklisting.

    • tarruda

      If they baked in a function to freeze USDT, why not also add a function revert a transaction flagged as part of a hack?

      • drewstiff

        Because they own and control their own smart contracts but do not own the network that the contracts are deployed to.

        Plus, freezing funds and waiting for US law enforcement to weigh in rather than being the proverbial judge, jury and executioner is now likely to keep you on the right side of said law enforcement.

        • notpushkin

          > Because they own and control their own smart contracts but do not own the network that the contracts are deployed to.

          I assume they call a method on the contract to freeze the coins (with some superuser kind of signature), so they could easily write a method that moves the coins back, too. This should be similar in terms of gas costs.

          The law enforcement theory seems more likely, yeah.

    • eru

      Anyone can refuse any bitcoin, too. But that's not implemented in the contract, just by how much real money people want to give you for bitcoin.

    • olalonde

      I lost ~20,000 USDT by accident once and the CTO just sent me some freshly printed ones. That was many years ago though.

    • MASNeo

      A shame that they can and do so here but happily facilitate transfers or scam victims, human trafficking and sexual abuse including of minors.

    • gosub100

      Did they ever show proof that they actually hold $1 for every tether? This was big a few years ago but never heard anything about it since. (I could Google it but others here probably want to know)

    • londons_explore

      So when tether is blacklisted, is it reissued?

    • jmyeet

      The financial system has evolved over 5000+ years and is like an endless series of Chesterton's Fences at this point. Here we find another: the ability for a regulator or a bank to freeze assets is once again proven to be a feature not a bug.

      Managing a wallet where there is no recourse if your wallet is compromised is simply too difficult when even crypto exchanges get hacked and otherwise sophisticated people get compromised when taking cautious measures (eg [1]).

      Crypto really is and always was a race to the rug pull.

      [1]: https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/about-3-5-million-los...

      • ACCount39

        You know what isn't a Chesterton's fence? Payment processors being able to dictate what I can or can't spend my money on.

        This by itself is a reason to push for more crypto acceptance, in my eyes.

        • shermantanktop

          I must live a very vanilla, sheltered life because I’ve never bought anything and wondered if a payment processor would object to it.

          • ACCount39

            The payment processors don't object to you. They usually object to the store or the platform you're getting things from.

            It's invisible, insidious censorship. They don't hit your hands with a ruler and say "stop, no buying that, bad". They make it so that what they don't like doesn't get to be on the store shelves in the first place. Hard to buy what isn't being sold, isn't it?

            As for why they do it - it's unclear, but there's speculation that payment processor leadership might be in part ideologically captured by the usual "think of the children" moralizers and puritans. The same types that used to spurn moral panics, rally against D&D and later GTA, and are the first in line to propose sacrificing freedoms for imaginary safety - now allowed to wield covert influence over most of the payments that happen online.

            • GoblinSlayer

              If you mean Visa's porn jihad, that's most likely a saudi dude threatening to pull a large investment, it obviously has nothing to do with children, but any haram.

            • JohnBooty

              The usual given reason is that porn/adult stuff tends to generate a relatively large number of chargebacks, due to factors like (1) predatory/dark patterns by porn providers (2) guys’ partners seeing porn charges on the credit card statement and freaking out, and guys claiming they were “hacked” or whatever and then following through and disputing the charges.

              Even if the absolute number of chargebacks is small, in relative terms it’s still several times larger than it is for non-“adult” charges, and that kinda destroys profit margins — more support calls, more work, etc.

              Or so they say.

              I’m not in the industry, so I don’t know. I can certainly believe that many of the oligarchs in charge are weird shitheads with bizarro conservative views, but payment processor leadership doesn’t seem to give a fuck about morals in any other manner, so it’s also kind of weird to me that they’d pick porn and porn only (a seemingly passé target for most conservatives these days) as the one and only target of a uh, decades-long distributed lowkey conspiracy that spans multiple generations of payment processor leadership. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                  > It’s invisible, insidious censorship
              
              Absolutely agree 100%. Even if they’re not trying to be puritans, this is absolutely the outcome.
      • Cthulhu_

        Yeah but what if I hacked that money fair and square? Why should anyone have the right to block my hard earned not-cash?

      • GoblinSlayer

        Frozen assets are still a wallet with no recourse.

  • extraextra

    What's the point of even stealing the stablecoins? They're controlled by private companies that can easily freeze them

    Am I missing something here? Seems like a waste of time

    • no-name-here

      > waste of time

      It seems like it took some number of minutes and scored billions, and at that point it was a matter of whether/how much they could trade out before it was locked. I don’t know how many minutes or hours it took to lock? If they managed to trade 1% before blocking, that would be an extra tens of millions. If 10% that would be hundreds of millions, etc.

    • globuous

      Apparently [1], he managed to put them as collateral on a lending platform. That allowed him to borrow ETH. The way it works is that if you don't pay back the loaned ETH, the lenders can take the collateral. Except that here the collateral is itself frozen. So apparently, the ETH as now safe in the hacker's wallet and the lenders just lost a bunch of money.

      I wonder why not swap them? And had he, would it have bricked the swap pool?

      [1] https://x.com/czesmaill/status/2115988477905080716

      • lxgr

        Maybe swap pools and/or law enforcement working together with stablecoin issuers are more vigilant about pools than they are about various DeFi lending pools, given that one usually represents a change of ownership while the other does not?

      • KellyCriterion

        Thanks for sharing, very smart move from the badboys.

      • extraextra

        That's smart

    • wmf

      In this case it looks like the attacker managed to swap some stablecoins into ETH before they were frozen.

    • Ntrails

      I'm not clear whether the stablecoin providers will then be "creating" new coin to make binance whole - without which you've still fucked binance

      • extraextra

        That's a quick recipe to lose all their customers

        That's exactly the scenario they say they would never do and go as far as to have external audits to prove that they're not just "printing" free cash

        • MisterMunchkin

          They absolutely are just printing free cash

        • Ntrails

          I guess the point is simply that "blacklisted" coin is no longer a liability. They wouldn't be "printing free cash" they'd be cash neutral.

          The alternative is the stablecoin providers effectively keep the money for themselves. At that point the justification for the blacklisting seems like little more than self enrichment?

        • GoblinSlayer

          They just freely delete their credit.

      • ethbr1

        Why would they? In addition to moral hazard (next time), this is binance's fuck-up.

        Have bad security, get hacked.

        If binance wanted to hedge against that risk, they could have bought a cyberinsurance policy (if they could get one for the amounts they'd need).

      • GoblinSlayer

        They can just pocket the corresponding 5.6b USD.

    • Rodmine

      It reveals what they are to the public. It's fake crypto with all the downsides of crypto but none of the upsides.

  • giwook

    So they got “only” ~$3 billion

  • getcrunk

    Interesting I didn’t know you can block/cancel transactions. Does this have to happen before the new block is minted. or it can happen after, that’s what I’m inclined to think just based off of the word block

    • cosmojg

      Centralized stablecoins like USDT and USDC aren't layer-one cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin or Ethereum. They're more like applications running on top of other blockchains, usually as smart contracts, and their issuers hold admin keys which can freeze, mint, burn, and otherwise redistribute funds at will. As far as timing goes, stablecoin issuers can't actually cancel or reverse a transaction that's already in a block that's been mined, but they can freeze the receiving address afterward and burn the funds there, then reissue them elsewhere, which has much the same effect.

      • lambdaone

        At which point they might as well use a database to keep track of the money, like banks do, and drop the cryptocurrency aspect, which was only ever a fig-leaf to keep regulators away.

      • Frieren

        That sounds interesting. How is that different from a bank? What are the advantages and disadvantages compared with a traditional bank?

        • gucci-on-fleek

          If traditional banking is available to you, then I don't think that there are any significant advantages. But lots of people—notably those in countries with unstable currencies [0]—don't have access to high-quality banking, so for them, stablecoins can be an acceptable substitute in some cases. It's probably not a great idea to hold stablecoins long-term (there's always a risk of the sponsoring company going under, and unlike bonds they don't pay interest), but it should be fairly safe to use them for transfers, since the transfers are quick enough that there are very low odds of the company becoming insolvent while the transfer is underway.

          [0]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50012907

        • origini

          Its a weird loophole or so.

          You take 1 $ from someone and give them a token, now you have money the other not. In theory you need to make sure you keep the 1$ but you want to pay people and you are greedy so you invest it and suddenly everyone is broke.

          • ethbr1

            That's not a loophole: that's literally the way fractional deposit traditional banking works.

            The only difference is regulations -- banks have them; things labelled crypto don't (in the US).

            • origini

              Thats not the same. The banking system doesn't just has regulations, it also has the state behind it.

              And its a second layer: fractional deposit ONTO fractional deposit.

        • grey-area

          It’s completely unregulated and they can print infinite money.

  • RobotToaster

    That doesn't sound very decentralised.

    • johanyc

      Stable coins are not decentralized

    • wyager

      Stablecoins only use the accoutrement of blockchain as smoke and mirrors to distract and confuse regulators, not because they actually benefit from it at a technical level. They aren't really decentralized at all and could just as easily be a database, except for the regulatory thing

    • tjwebbnorfolk

      nothing about crypto is decentralized. it's verified by enormous mining farms, who contribute hashes to centralized pools, all stored on one central ledger, and interfaces with the fiat/legit financial system only by using that very financial system.

      oh, and three acounts hold like 25% of all btc in circulation.

      crypto can do some things, but decentralization isn't one of them. just ask Coinbase

      USD tether is barely crypto at all, it's a wrapper around treasury bonds which the US govt. regulates

      • insane_dreamer

        which is why - sadly - there's not really any point to crypto anymore (other than as a speculative instrument driven mostly by fomo)

        • blagie

          The stated point is to prevent central banks from printing currency / inflation. The claim is that crypto today worth 1% of the world's BTC will be worth just under 1% of the world's BTC in 2300, at least barring e.g. progress in quantum cryptography, a sunspot taking out digital infrastructure, or similar.

          That's probably socially harmful, but it is the claim.

          • johncolanduoni

            Inflation is increasing prices, which has causes other than central banks putting more money into circulation. When Bitcoin’s value drops, prices in Bitcoin increase so it experiences inflation regularly.

            • ethbr1

              The former is inflation of the money supply, which causes price inflation when it exceeds economic growth.

              The latter is volatility.

              Apples and oranges.

  • zby

    If USDT gets to a frozen list - that means that Tether does not need to comply with requests to convert it into USD? I guess this is very useful for Tether and the other stable coin emitters.

  • harrouet

    Wait, it is decentralized but can be frozen ?

    No. You just can't use these platforms. But a knowledgeable hacker will be able to add a transaction tot he blockchain.

  • ShinyLeftPad

    Less than half is frozen then?

  • kolanos

    > About $2.4 billion out of this is already frozen by Circle and Tether. Some of the big ones:

    How does freezing crypto work in this context?

    • redox99

      The smart contract for those tokens supports freezing. Tether just calls the freeze function on that address.

      • reenorap

        Can they forcibly reverse the transaction so that Binance gets their money back?

        • shakow

          No. The last time this happened, it led to the Ethereum/Ethereum classic split, and that was 10 years ago.

          However, the stablecoins are not “real” cryptocurrencies like e.g. BTC or ETH, but are built as smartcontracts on top of ETH, basically using it as a big replicated database. So they might(?) just manually “give back” the money to Binance, as in freezing money in the stolen account forever and “printing” an equal amount to Binance's credit.

          Or, to put it in another way, no need to reverse an erroneous SQL transaction if you can just create a new one that fixes the data you altered.

      • cowlevel

        And it's impossible to mix them because Ethereum is even anonymous than Bitcoin.

        • lxgr

          How so? If anything, Ethereum can host trustless mixers more easily than Bitcoin due to its smart contract execution being Turing complete.

      • hackernud3s

        Isn't it already too late at that point? The tokens would have moved already.

        • mcintyre1994

          I think the idea is that they freeze them indefinitely, and then they no longer count against the centralised reserves, since they can never cash out. Now they can mint the equivalent amount back to Binance and remain solvent.

          • grey-area

            And how do they ‘mint’ 2 billion without affecting the price of tether and without finding 2 billion to back it?

            If they can mint with no impact doesn’t that mean they can just print money?

            • Zanfa

              It’s been years since anything Tether minted was plausibly 100% backed by real assets. Both times they’ve been forced to show the books, they only had fractional backing. And they’ve minted tens of billions of tokens since.

              • grey-area

                And yet people like the parent and those with billions invested in Tether seem to believe that it's all backed and fully solvent and minting new money from thin air is completely reasonable.

                It's remarkable to me how long this scam has lasted and how much confidence people have in it, in spite of the very shady characters involved and the likelihood of fraud.

                • mcintyre1994

                  Personally I'm skeptical of Tether. But you don't need to trust them to believe that if they permanently freeze Z USDT and then mint Z USDT then their ratio of reserves to USDT is unchanged.

            • mcintyre1994

              Because if they permanently freeze 2 billion in a wallet, that Tether can never move or cash out, so their liabilities go down 2 billion. They can mint an equivalent amount to a non-frozen wallet without affecting their reserve ratio.

              And yes they can print money, you have to trust their reserves that are off chain.

              • Dagonfly

                To be clear: There is no permanently frozen guarantee. Tether can and has unfrozen (called removeBlackList)addresses before. All of this is just a public database fully controlled by Tether Limited.

        • petu

          Moved where? Moving to a different wallet wouldn't prevent freezing. It's 5B, impossible to cash out or exchange for different crypto quickly.

    • wmf

      Most crypto assets are operated by a smart contract that controls every transfer. So the contract can decide to not perform certain transfers.

      • ceejayoz

        Not your keys, not your crypto.

        Keys? Hahaha, still not your crypto.

        • cowlevel

          Unless it's Monero, the only currency to be declared illegal in most countries because it's too much like cash.

          • radlad

            Monero is legal in most countries.

          • ShinyLeftPad

            Like cash except you can use it at crazy scale, so worse than cash when crime is considered.

            • thereforegrin

              That's why it's paramount for LEOs to go after people doing the bad deeds instead of simply banning a whole monetary ecosystem, just because it's easier to do.

              If you ban a coin, instead of persuing the actual criminal, then you're both doing a disservice to honest users of the coin and leaving the bad actor to do harm to society in some other way.

              There are only 8B people in the world - they all fit into a "box" of 2k by 2k by 2k of humans.

              It really isn't that hard to know who's doing bad things to others, especially with current technology.

              • ShinyLeftPad

                No, it's exactly why that works.

                Criminals used to meet in person to discuss crime (because mail/phones can be intercepted) and meet in person to move cash. It was a hard limiting factor on what they can get away with. With e2e messengers and anonymous crypto both of those "issues" are fixed.

                Do you know anyone who uses it for legit purposes? I don't. I bet you ban a coin like that and you kill orders of magnitude more crime revenue compared to .001% of honest users using it to send money home and save a few dollars on the transaction.

              • intended

                It really is hard, because time isn’t addressed in the idea.

                It is an evolutionary process, with incentives are high enough for both sides to keep finding solutions.

    • l0ng1nu5

      It doesn't, the hacker already loaned against it to get eth so they froze saves assets.

  • reddalo

    Frozen? What are they going to do, fork the blockchain?

  • jwpapi

    Freezing crypto is so disgusting to me I don’t know…

    Like the whole point of crypto to me I money without central governance.

    I never liked stable coins or the concept of it and it’s mainly a huge fraud, so freezing just adds on top.

    • casualscience

      That's not the whole point at all. And there are truly wild west cryptos, but most people want some trustworthy regulatory body, whether it's a government or not, backstopping their funds when they get large enough.

      For instance to unwind a 5 billion dollar robbery

      • Morromist

        "people want some trustworthy regulatory body"

        Have you talked to Crypto-enthusiasts before? They very much don't want that.

        • nkrisc

          I’m pretty sure cryptocurrency enthusiasts are a small minority of cryptocurrency users.

      • cedilla

        But if I am the victim of a $5k or $50k robbery, I'm out of luck. Yay.

      • dools

        That’s why crypto is so dumb

        • afroboy

          But without crypto we couldn't helped people in Gaza during the genocide. It has it benefits just not for the privileged white guy.

          • dools

            I’m pretty sure crypto benefits privileged white guys quite a bit. I can think of one in particular…

    • hoppp

      Stablecoins are fiat on-chain and they are legal so they need to have the freezing mechanism in the smart contract otherwise they could go to jail.

      So crypto + legal company means not really following bitcoin ideology anymore

    • maccam912

      At least a motivated person could audit the smart contracts on this. It isn't like it's a surprise when it turns out it's possible to freeze these coins.

    • tjwebbnorfolk

      this isn't crypto, it's US dollars with a techno-wizard sheen on the top for no reason

    • paulpauper

      governments, banks freeze currency all the time

    • ajross

      > Freezing crypto is so disgusting to me I don’t know…

      The feature literally appears to have just saved over two billion USD from being stolen! I mean, fine, "disgusting" is subjective. But the need for the feature is real and quantifiable (and very large) and it did what it advertised.

      • thereforegrin

        it cuts both ways - it's fine when 2B of heist money gets frozen, but much less "fine" when your paycheck gets frozen because you've attended a political rally the ruling party/class does not like.

    • DonHopkins

      It's so sad that it's inconvenient for you to commit fraud and tax evasion and pyramid schemes and rug pulls.

      My heart goes out to you, along with these two definitely not Nazi salutes.

  • sergiotapia

    I thought crypto was built specifically to prevent these 'freezing' actions? wtf

    • iillexial

      Does anyone on this website realize there are different types of crypto coins?

      • littlecranky67

        I am always amazed how little knowledge and cargo culting of 2017-era bitcoin knowledge is prevalent on HN. Whatever you monetary feelings towards crypto is, the technical aspects are fascinating. But most of the time HN gets it wrong.

        • Dagonfly

          TBH, the more you know about the technical aspects the less fascinating it gets.

          Smart contracts and stablecoins by extention sound technologically interesting, but at the end you always rely on trusting people.

          The core of the financial system is about managing trust and therefore a social issue, not a tech issue. It'd be nice if more tech nerds would internalize that tech can't solve social issues on it's own

          • littlecranky67

            Stablecoins are centralized and of course rely on trust - you need someone to exchange whatever asset they promise to guard for your tokens. I find them fascinating (in conjunction with the lighnint/taproot assets over bitcoin) and not necessarily unsafe.

            In the freebanking era that the US had (before the FED was founded) every bank emmitet their own dollar. And, of course, there were banks over-issuing and bank runs left people without their assets. But that was before we had free flow of information and the internet. In todays world you can monitor and trade stablecoins, market cap, exchange rates in a freebanking system in sub-seconds. Any erosion in trust will immediately result in price fluctuations. We need a digital freebanking era, and it is a shame the genius act fell through. Exporting the dollar to people without access to banking would benefit the US (but I get that it currently mostly benefits trumps family).

            • Dagonfly

              I would not consider USDT to be an example for transparency or free flow of information. The selling point of USDT is that it's pegged to the US doller. Users put at lot of trust in both that 1:1 ratio and therefore indirectly in the US FED.

              But: Are you sure that Tether is actually backed by USD? It certainly isn't free information.

              • littlecranky67

                USDT comes in many forms (technical side). You literally can trade USDT as one of the only major stablecoins over bitcoin+lightning network but that is not the entirety of all USDT in circulation. If you look into how this works (because it is fully decentralized running over bitcoin, not some proprietary blockchain) you will find out you can exactly get the market cap, which bitcoin wallet hold how many coins etc. Now lightning distorts that a bit, but market cap is not affected by that.

                But it is in the nature of stablecoins that you cannot check their vault. You have no idea if they actually store the assets they claim to store. And whether they will honor their promise to exchange that asset for their tokens.

        • xdennis

          > cargo culting

          I don't think you're using that term right. Not knowing how something works doesn't mean you're cargo culting.

          People are not so knowledgeable about the other coins because the whole point of magic internet money is that it can't be controlled by anyone. If your entire account exists in some box somewhere under the control of some entity, how is that any different from a bank (which also mostly doesn't operate on cash but just moves bytes around)?

          • littlecranky67

            > People are not so knowledgeable about the other coins because the whole point of magic internet money is that it can't be controlled by anyone

            Your problem is treating it as magic internet money. It is not - you literally have the sourcecode to truly assess how it works. Your account is not with some entity. Magic internet money is your bank account - if your bank decides to set it to 0 tomorrow it is "magic" - you have no idea how that happens, and you have no guarantee that it doesn't happen. Or when your credit card is suddenly blocked because your bank decides is "suspicious activity" - again, that is black magic.

            Bitcoin is the opposite of magic internet money. It is deterministic to its core. As for other cryptocurrencies - well they are mostly open source so you can check them.

          • littlecranky67

            Example of cargo culting in HN is people claiming that there are no tokens possible in bitcoin (false since taproot assets landed in 2021), not anonymous (false also since lightning layer 2 network existed) or not able to "pay for your coffee" in bitcoin (again, bogus since layer 2 networks). This is all cargo-culted knowledge once learned and true in 2017, never to be revisited.

    • codedokode

      USDT is implemented as a contract written in Solidity, working over other network like ETH, and it has a blacklist managed by admins. Once address is added to a blacklist, you cannot spend anything from it.

    • nicman23

      yeah bitcoin indeed was

madradavid

Looks like a DevOps guy is going to take the blame for this: "Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions." https://x.com/binance/status/2115993361517891592

  • echoangle

    If a compromised laptop was the entry point and that allowed someone to steal 6 billion dollars, it’s not really the engineers fault, right?

    • pjmorris

      "A loss of X dollars is always the responsibility of an executive whose financial responsibility exceeds X dollars." - Weinberg’s 'First Principle of Financial Management' and 'Second Rule of Failure Prevention’ - 'First-Order Measurement', Quality Software Management, Volume 2, Gerald Weinberg

    • Ekaros

      Well it is engineers fault. But not that engineers. Some engineer designed a system without extreme oversight that should be involved in the process.

      • ShinyLeftPad

        If you follow that trail far enough it's whoever designed cryptocurrency, right? Because banks can and do reverse transactions as last resort.

        • globular-toast

          No, because this is explicitly the design of Bitcoin. If you give me a foo machine but it makes a bar, that's your fault. If you give me a foo machine and the foo hurts me, that's my fault.

          • piker

            lol I guess you just settled a hundred years of product liability jurisprudence

            • globular-toast

              Bitcoin isn't a product.

              • _heimdall

                Agreed.

                Bitcoin isn't a store of value (its too volatile), it isn't a currency (too slow and expensive for small transactions), and it isn't even a product in its own right.

                • kromokromo

                  - You can use it as a store of value. - You can make transactions.

                  If you don’t like it or think it’s too slow doesn’t change these facts.

                  I agree that it’s not a product though. It is a distributed system that nobody owns.

                  • _heimdall

                    My point is thdt your aren't really storing value when price is highly volatile, you're gambling. If I put $100 into a store of value, it would continue to be worth $100. If I put $100 in and it may be $30 or $300 later, that isn't value stored.

                    And yes you can functionally make transactions, but based on current transaction fees it looks like I'd pay $0.22 in fees so I could wait 10-20 minutes for a transaction to likely clear. I'm not doing that at a gas pump, grocery store, etc.

                    • darkwater

                      Isn't store of value something that keeps up with inflation? I put 100$ today, which can buy X, in 20 years I can still buy X with that, while 100$ can buy just X/2.

                      Otherwise I just use the dollar bill as the store of value

          • ShinyLeftPad

            Broken by design?

        • gosub100

          Banks can't reverse wire transfers. Unless there is some super-level intervention that is very rarely used. But they can trace where it went.

      • matt3210

        This kind of low bar reminds me of FTX

      • croes

        Did they get enough time to design and test in properly?

    • xnorswap

      If nothing else it shows a complete disregard for insider threat.

    • Cthulhu_

      Nope, that engineer had far too much access. I'm confident this is the case in pretty much all organizations to some degree, but a lot of engineers are also the only ones that can deny themselves the access so in a roundabout way it's their fault anyway.

      But a lot (generalizing here) don't like giving up access "in case they need it". I haven't worked backend in ages, but years ago there was one developer that went to the ops guys and said "can I just ssh to production I need to check some env vars to debug my software" (or something to that degree). Ops team was good and it was a hard no - "just add some logging, you can deploy a new release quickly enough".

      • wallst07

        It's not a access thing, it's a security control.

        For example at most good crypto companies that hold wallets it's not possible to ssh at all, even if someone asked and go permission. It just simply isn't possible short of having a AWS root key or physical access to a computer in a DC.

        There is no login, no accounts, no ssh keys or similar, they are immutable containers running from images with a signed SHA. The SHA can only be built by a build system that has it's own set of strict security controls.

        Without details, I don't know why a comproised laptop would make any difference unless it submitted code through a PR and had it approved by multiple people.

      • londons_explore

        > access "in case they need it"

        A good solution to this is to have a "break glass" system. Ie. access permissions get granted to the developer directly in an emergency by going through a set of steps available beforehand. All requests by that developer are then allowed, limited to 10 kilobytes of results per minute and logged.

        For example, imagine you run a bank, and a rare code bug means that at exactly midnight on new years eve all bank balances have $1B added to them.

        Your oncall takes down the production servers to to reduce losses and uses the break glass system, by getting approval from n other developers, allowing them direct database access. They use that access to count(accounts) with a balance around $1B or more, see it is everyone, and subtract $1B from them all, before bringing production back up with an older software release. Downtime = 2 hours.

        In the morning, all the developers actions are reviewed.

        If the developer turned evil and trying to dump the database, the n approvers and 10 kilobytes per minute would reduce data loss. But the break glass system still lets the developer make fairly major emergency fixes to reduce losses or downtime.

        • kccqzy

          Break glass systems are very good but they are also challenging to make. It requires at minimum a system to get approvals from n other people and a system to do logging. It means your authentication and authorization systems must both be working, at least a small amount of non-volatile storage is available, and this often implies the availability of more foundational services such as service discovery, name lookup, distributed consensus, and replicated storage.

          The problems can be overcome, but management types may balk at the cost of a complete break glass system.

        • NichoPaolucci

          In your scenario anyone who had $1B or more before midnight is now $1B poorer, so I don't think people would be very happy with that engineer either, regardless of whether there's a break glass system.

    • blauditore

      Not only. I'd say the fact that something was stolen might be the engineers fault (depending on how exactly the laptop was compromised). But the amount that could be stolen like that is just ludicrous.

    • vasco

      If you download a typosquatted package because you don't check what you type or your AI assistant got fooled I'd consider it my fault in such a case.

      • anonymous908213

        If the engineer, without being hacked, could take 5 billion dollars from your company and flee the country to go buy an extradition-free island, you have already gravely fucked up as an enterprise. The only way this happens is if your system is designed to allow this to happen.

        • nullc

          This is how virtually all "crypto" exchanges work -- especially the closer you get to "shitcoin casino". Proper role and system isolation is a challenge if you support just one cryptocurrency. It would be incredibly hard for dozens, assuming service supporting dozens bothered.

          I agree it's a grave fuckup but its a common one. You should just assume that when you deposit coins somewhere there are dozens of people who could just walk off with everything on their own. It's remarkable that it doesn't happen more often.

  • thecopy

    I recommend everyone to move your plantext secrets from ~/.kube/config, ~/.ssh etc into a password-manager. You can tell Claude to adjust the config files to get the secrets from 1Password when they are needed with TouchID requirements etc.

    • dewey

      These days I’m getting so many 1Password prompts for agents pulling env variables out of it and with very little context of what is being accessed by who (The dialog 1Password shows is pretty bad) that it would be very easy for something to slip in there.

      • caaqil

        > I’m getting so many 1Password prompts for agents pulling env variables out of it and with very little context of what is being accessed by who

        This is a one-sentence horror story. I almost can't believe someone would let this happen, unless the 1Password account is not important (highly unlikely).

        • Hnrobert42

          Permission fatigue is real.

        • dewey

          I know it sounds bad, but it’s the reality for most people, just like permission prompts at every corner and after each macOS / app update (“Your screenshot app is watching your screen”, no shit, that’s why I installed it).

    • jwr

      I have been using Yubikeys for years, according to this guide: https://github.com/drduh/yubikey-guide

      The nice thing is that using the private key requires physical touch. That means that AI itself (or a remote attacker, for that matter) can't do things unless I confirm.

      • inopinatus

        if $5.6B is protected by your index finger then you're gonna need kidnap insurance, and a really good pair of gloves.

        • splittydev

          It's not protected by the index finger at all. There is no fingerprint reader in a Yubikey. The only protection is that it requires physical access and can't be triggered from software.

          • inopinatus

            If you're not buying the biometric ones, sure. Now you don't even need the gloves. Maybe kneecap armor instead.

        • croes

          The point is the attacker has to be near you and mot somewhere around the globe

        • jwr

          Sigh. I forgot I posted this in a crypto-related thread.

    • sally_glance

      How would that help when your workstation is compromised? They can just steal your authentication the moment you log in through the password manager

      • thecopy

        It does help in that the secrets are not in plain-text, readable for any script you run. With 1Password, a process asks for the password and it gets transferred not through the filesystem but through IPC. 1Password shows a dialog: "Do you want iTerm to get your SSH key ABC123?"

        In my thinking, this is more secure than plaintext in filesystem

        • gregoriol

          If your system is compromised, it doesn't matter what you are using: the attacker will get the password for whatever secure thing you store your secrets in.

          • thecopy

            Maybe. Maybe not. It depends on the sophistication of the malware. Generally my impression is that these install-script type attacks cast a wide net. I would hazard a guess that they would not know how to even ask my 1Password for the keys. They are in an account they dont know, in a vault they dont know, and have a name they dont know

          • psd1

            Sure, but is your system compromised because someone left a key in plaintext? Attack surface is finite and can be meaningfully reduced.

    • AdamN

      My secret is `4`. Is that ok? Do I still need to move it??

    • littlecranky67

      as for ssh keys, you can generate your keypair in secure enclave and reuiqre touchId for every new ssh session. The private key never leaves the secure enclave.

      • Cthulhu_

        Probably the better option instead of relying on a password manager.

        • littlecranky67

          It is a tradeoff. When using secure enclave, you need a second backup keypair in cold storage that needs to be secured.

    • speedgoose

      Isn’t the password manager a prime target too?

    • febusravenga

      you know most password managers have open sockets, or other channels to other local processes to interact with and allow stealing entries?

      you know most tools like gcloud, bitwarden, etc store auth keys just in dotfiles too?

      Local compromise is KO now, and we can't do shit on platforms like MacOs didn't research Linux recently

  • throwawaysoxjje

    The fact a single devops guy has the access to do this is the actual issue

    • yfontana

      They claim the attack wasn't just "compromised laptop ==> drain wallets" but had more steps in-between, with the attackers using image registries as an entry point into their systems.

  • dizhn

    One person's key probably should not be enough to move billions no matter who it is.

cryptoz

Some of the old Mt Gox threads are an interesting read today:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7203051

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7294762

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7369879

ChoosesBarbecue

Molly White (she runs web3isgoinggreat) seems to think this is real [0]

[0]: https://bsky.app/profile/molly.wiki/post/3mz27m5slcc2o

roca

If hacking one devops engineer's laptop is enough to move $6B of assets out of Binance, Binance is staggeringly incompetent and their customers need to move their funds out right now.

  • blablabla123

    I wonder though how a sensible architecture would look like. Sure it would involve HSMs but ultimately they need to support transactions and APIs.

    Probably this draws the line to more traditional banks which are notorious for having so many layers of checks and firewalls.

  • maipen

    What you hear on the news, it’s not usually what actually happened.

thedangler

Excuse my lack of knowledge how this all works.

I know people are like not your keys not your crypto. Wondering why they don't make new key for each account that is split, only some of it is stored in one location, but to make a transfer or buy more you have to put both together. That way full keys are never in one spot.

me551ah

The fact that they were able to 'freeze' some of the funds and recover it, does that not mean that crypto is also centralized like banks?

  • fancyfredbot

    Not like the banks. Those are carefully scrutinized by large well funded regulators and auditors and subject to complex legal requirements developed over decades.

    To be fair tether hasn't actually lost billions of dollars yet, whereas banks absolutely have. Overall though I don't feel inclined to trust most stable coins. The cryptography protects your virtual currency but the governance is what protects the assets backing them, and the governance looks weak.

  • ingatorp

    Stablecoins are indeed centralized. That's why when people say that stablecoins are the solution, i always roll my eyes. Native assets in blockchains like Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, Solana etc can't be freezed as they are native assets in decentralized networks.

  • mindwok

    Yes, it’s kinda been that way since at least the ethereum fork when the large players in the network just decided to rewrite history because whoopsie.

nomilk

Interestingly, this 18,270 BTC Binance theft is only "the largest crypto theft on record" when measured in USD. In terms of pure BTC, it's not even close to the 2011-14 Mt. Gox loss of ~850,000 BTC!

  • stingraycharles

    Yes but that’s irrelevant as Mt Gox would not have had 850k BTC in their wallet at current valuations.

    • berkes

      They indeed would not have had it, it would've been all stolen by now.

      But I guess what you are trying to say, is that with current valuations, Mt Gox would've upped their game and would've moved to much more secure architecture and infra.

      If so: I doubt it. At the time of the heist, they were still running largely from a PHP monstrosity, that was originally built to trade cards amongst hobbyists. The only thing one could say for the Mt Gox people (Mark Karpelès etc) is that at that time, things moved extremely fast. Tech and infra may be good to trade tens of thousands of $/year one day. But if weeks later you are now trading millions $/year, there's no catching up. In hindsight they should've realized their organization and tech wasn't up to it and should've closed down. Because keeping up was clearly impossible.

      *disclaimer: I lost significant amounts at the heist, eventhough I never held more than strictly needed on an exchange.

    • nomilk

      Measuring the size of the heist in USD is convenient but arbitrary, as what was stolen was predominantly Stablecoins, BTC and ETH. So it makes more sense to measure the heist in Stablecoins, BTC and ETH. But that doesn't create as exciting a headline, as the BTC component was almost 50x smaller than the Mt. Gox heist!

petermcneeley

If your bitcoin is on someone else's computer its not your bitcoin.

  • mrtksn

    The problem with Bitcoin being on your computer is that its useless there. No one in the gambling world cares about on-chain exchanges either.

    Besides, when its in your computer they send you a modified computer with an esim and steal it just like that: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50054092

    The whole thing is a shady casino where the code is the law and who knows maybe the Binance guy actually made a deal to send $5B of crypto for a really cool NFT when drunk and now pretends that its a hack? We will never know, the code is the law and the law says that someone else has it now.

    In crypto, you should gamble fast lose or win and get out. Pay/receive the ransom and get out. Pay/receive your drug/guns/espionage money and get out. You should never keep crypto if you are not OK with losing it.

    • NL807

      >The problem with Bitcoin being on your computer is that its useless there.

      If you want to use the BC on your computer, you can transfer it to wherever you want.

      • mrtksn

        Like Binance you mean? It's slow, expensive and they get you at the place where you transfer it. You transfer it because its useless in your computer.

        • sampullman

          Binance, and most other exchanges, don't charge platform deposit fees. USDC/T is not expensive to transfer.

          • mrtksn

            crypto has its own chain based fees that are transferred to the miners that when crypto is actually used on chain get much higher than typical banking fees.

            • sampullman

              Off peak USDC/T transfer fees are very low, which I referred to in my post. Your comment directly implied that the exchanges take a cut on deposit.

              • mrtksn

                For many bank transfer fees are 0 and happens instantly. No need to wait for the stars to align.

    • busssard

      Its the difference between gold and fiat.

      Pirates wanted gold because they did not belong to any State to issue them IOU.

      But owning the gold in a locker and trading with the IOU of the bank means you need to trust the bank instead.

      • _heimdall

        You skipped the step where gold and silver is used as coinage for everyday transactions. You can in fact own the physical metal and spend it without an IOU.

        • tremarley

          Although you physically can transact with physical gold. It isn't practical.

          • lesuorac

            Today or back in the day?

            Its absolutely practical to trade in gold/silver historically. Its basically just how europeans do small transactions anyways (coins).

            Anything larger its still practically because if you need to buy an expensive item well its going on the ship so who cares if you need a ship or cart to transport the cost of the item when you need a cart anyways to transfer the item.

            It’s just mostly impractical at the scale of big business. Imagine banks transport gold or $100,000 bills to each other (but actually look up how they used to drive trunks to each other and fling bags of checks).

          • _heimdall

            Today or ever? Today I'd expect silver to be more common purely for the market price of it. The only thing stopping people from using metal coins today is that no one else does.

            If I were selling a car and someone had gold coins to buy it with, I'd happily take it.

      • psd1

        Pirates of the Spanish Main, Pieces Of Eight popular conception wanted plunder, and gold was being shipped in fat galleons. Fiat currency was not available for them to plunder, because banknotes were not, in any significant commune, mined in Spain's new-world colonies and transported to Castile.

        Pirates were not necessarily stateless. Drake sailed with a letter of marque. I'll grant there may be contemporary pirates off the horn of Africa who would be hard pressed to obtain a passport.

        Blackbeard's thoughts on financial mechanisms are lost to us, sadly.

        I think you're trying to explain that fiat currency is predicated on trust. Thanks; that cleared up some misconceptions.

        Unfortunately, it turns out that crypto is also, on inspection, predicated on trust: chiefly, trust in the infosec of whatever party maintains your wallet. That trust has been violated maaany times. I've also personally formatted a disk holding a decent chunk of coin (fuck me for trusting myself).

        A better analogy would be if gold could spontaneously vaporise and escape any container. Hydrogen is notoriously difficult to contain - it would be a more accurate metaphor.

  • littlecranky67

    bitcoins are always on someone elses computer (literally everyones in the bitcoin network). You hold the private key on your computer. Ideally you don't hold it there, but in secure enclave like chip or an airgapped device.

  • angusturner

    There's no meaningful sense in which this is true. Having the keys on your computer is neither necessary nor sufficient to establish ownership.

    Only functioning legal institutions can establish that, which points to the the main flaw in the entire crypto project: without the institutional trust that btc presumes to replace, society would collapse. And what good are your tokens then?

  • itake

    For many people, email/phone support, password recovery, two factor authentication, etc is it much safer option to self-managing and run the risk of your hardware token or your house burning down, or getting mugged.

  • stevage

    It seems better when it's on an exchange like Binance, because they cover you when it gets stolen.

    • littlecranky67

      we will see if they do.

    • ur-whale

      > It seems better when it's on an exchange like Binance, because they cover you when it gets stolen.

      Assuming they actually can cover the losses financially.

      And if they don't good luck suing them.

  • justauserid

    For most people, who are end users, it's really not that simple and no you are not wrong.

    This comment is a tangent to the article and my experience of trying to use crypto for the first time few weeks ago after watching it from pretty much the day 0. Maybe day 2 or 3 as when bitcoin was launched I was few months shy of leaving college and I just thought it was just an "Internet thing" like many of us did. And I am aware that evne among decentralsied coins BTC might not have been the first, but let's just say it was.

    So a few weeks ago, I wanted to make some payment to some sites. There were/are 4-5; one of them is openrouter and similar, but there's one that helps with Linux ISOs. I definitely didn't want to leave my credit card number on those sites (not even on openrotuer). I am wary of leaving my credit card numbers to sites outside my home country India. It's not about better or worse security, it's just about a sense of comfort, or maybe even habit.

    There was no expectation or plan for anonymity, privacy whatsoever. Though I would not have minded a bit of privacy on those immediate businesses/sites – as in if someone hacked their systems/DBs they'd find my throwaway email and crypto address (maybe) but if some legal entity investigated they could easily trace it back to my via exchanges and I was fine with that. Yes, I could explore temporary cards and everything but I still had to manage things more than I wanted to.

    I created accounts on three crypto exchanges (one was Binance, two from India). I needed those to be complaint to my country's fin/tax laws and I dind't want to deal with anything even remotely p2p (oh, it's quite active here and rarely ends well for end or occasional users like me).

    The crowded UX, dark patterns, and absolutely no easy way to figure out how can I just:

    - buy some coins

    - transfer to my personal wallet (this is deliberately not made straightforward and on some exchanges downright impossible – sometimes hiding it behind some sort of eligibility to do so and even that is hidden further behind some sort of automatic and random eligibility check process)

    - get done with it

    were just too much. Add to it that I learnt I had to buy some other type of coin(s) just to pay for the gas (chain/network exepenses?). Then suddenly there were additional KYC requirements from payment related parties and then a request for a recorded video of myself.

    At that point I was done and had all three of my KYC'ed account closed.

    I have always felt crypto coins were a bit weird (as anything unusual feels) but I had never tried it and had assumed as weird as those sounded, those would be very easy to use. How wrong I was. It's a mess and not only because at the end of the day it had to be complaint to real world finance regulations which is what it was supposed to replace in the first place - or was part of the popular appeal at least. It's just a complicated, often costly, and quite often slow mess.

    Luckily Apple Pay launched in my country around that time and I was able to use that instead (otherwise I was going to dust off my ancient PayPal a/c) and Apple Pay is an underimplimented and under-supported thing in its own right but that's another story.

    • busssard

      some coins are easier than others, but states definielty have an interest to limit access and make it seem like a really intimidating thing to own.

callamdelaney

For context, that’s about 10 months of fees for Binance, depending on how much of the volume they trade are discounted and considering current average volumes.

  • 4ndrewl

    It's 10 months of revenue, but 10 years of reputation.

    • zzzoom

      If they lose 6B but manage to keep their customers whole, I don't think it's that bad of a message. Too big to fail territory.

  • WinstonSmith84

    Not 10 months... Binance revenue was 17B in 2024 (no disclosure in 2025, certainly a bit lower but still). The frozen assets from the stolen 5.8B come close to 3B, so they have at most a 3B loss if nothing is recovered from now on. Significant but that's no more than 3 months of revenue.

  • baobabKoodaa

    So they actually lost a few years' worth of profit on this hack? Could be worse, but not insignificant by any means.

  • Calvin02

    I’m not at all familiar with the crypto space.

    Are you suggesting that this is not a big deal? $6B feels like a lot but sounds like in the scheme of things it isn’t as a fraction of trading volume. Is that right?

    • Eji1700

      Don’t think they’re suggesting it’s not a big deal.

      Any company losing 10 months of revenue overnight is a BIG fucking deal. Doubly so in a speculative asset that you’re holding for others “securely”. The financial hit has only just begun for them.

      That said yes the trading volume has huge.

    • nikanj

      Money is meaningless nowadays. One billion dollars used to be absolutely huge, now it's a seed round into a team with two MIT dropoffs and one mac mini

    • teacpde

      It is a big deal, but not big enough for them to go out of business

      • persedes

        I'm not in the space, but I'd think that the reputational damage alone is the more significant part here.

1a527dd5

Related?

https://ohey.ca/research/polymarket-debugbear-wallet-drainer...

https://x.com/DebugBear/status/2115866496643535293

layerv-ai-qurl

This is a really insane hack in comparison to the other ones we've seen. Genuinely Binance was so big that this is a real big wtf moment for crypto. If they can get hacked then what about all the other exchanges?!

  • wolvoleo

    So was Mt Gox. No lessons were learned. No lessons will be learned this time.

    • clippyplz

      The difference is that Bittance loses only a few percent of their reserves and the dance continues. Gdox did ~70% of the daily volume for crypto and wrecked the entire ecosystem when they got 100% pwned. Maybe they've learned something!

      • pigeons

        Its more than their total reserve fund. Its a fraction of the money they hold for customers.

    • janalsncm

      People got out of crypto after the Mt Gox thing. The ones who stayed accepted the risk.

      There is selection bias in play now. The remaining people are naturally more risk tolerant. So I agree this second time around, no lessons will be learned.

      • Eji1700

        The vast majority of crypto being held now was purchased by people who had never even heard of Mt Gox.

      • wmf

        Most people in crypto are noobs, not hardened veterans of previous hacks.

      • Waterluvian

        By definition maybe they’re more risk tolerant. But I’m not sure they consciously identify as that.

      • 4ggr0

        the crypto consumer base is veeeery different than durint Mt. Gox.

        during Mt. Gox it felt like nerds and insiders, nowadays boomer dads are into crypto.

        my point being that i don't agree with "the remaining people are naturally more risk tolerant", as there are way more 'new' people.

    • hangrybear666

      Well I've learnt my lesson after having lost 3 bitcoins as a student on Mt gox I finished writing my thesis on blockchain technology and then never touched crypto again.

      • rocqua

        Did you do the bankruptcy proceedings? They payed out quite well.

        Turns out there was decent money to be made in having your MtGox Bitcoin stolen.

    • Dagonfly

      The lession learned is: Tether now exists as a casino chip central bank. They can just freeze and print more and provide a backstop to the major CEXs.

      Of course, Tether runs completely counter to any of the idealistic claims about crypto.

      • _heimdall

        That shouldn't need to be a lesson learned though. Its been obvious from the beginning of tether and reinforced by how interested governments are in the idea of stable coins and CBDCs.

    • rich_sasha

      How do you prevent it though? My understanding is that it’s genuinely hard in crypto. Any automated access control must be baked into smart contracts, which are very limited in terms of the logic they can implement (in practice - in theory Solidity is Turing complete Id imagine).

      A bank API can be 10-100s+ kloc if they need that to implement access controls.

    • yreg

      What's the supposed lesson? To close the shop?

      • driverdan

        Never use someone else's wallet to hold your money.

        • peddling-brink

          Not your keys, not your crypto. Use a nice safe hardware wallet. Just check for extra SIM cards first, and audit the key generator.

          • _heimdall

            Which is itself ironic as some of the most common hardware wallets have also had issues recently.

            The idea that someone would have to buy a hardware wallet to be safe, but first audit the hardware and software is both a but ridiculous and infeasible. Unless one can actually inspect the code running on the device, auditing am open source library online doesn't tell you what is running on your device.

          • TheDong

            It's almost impossible to verify the code on the hardware wallet really matches the code they released and that the hardware has not been tampered with.

            Maybe the sim card is on a timer to broadcast your keys after a year, so you just can't detect cellular signal usage now.

            To securely own bitcoin you have to first create a new chip fabrication plant to then make your own hardware wallet.

          • throooooo

            It's insane that one has to go through this to be somewhat safe.

        • yreg

          But that lesson does not apply here.

    • motionlessveloc

      Mt Gox was widely reckoned to be a clown show long before they got hacked (it was originally a Magic the Gathering trading site for chrissake).

      Binance's reputation is hardly impeccable, but by crypto standards they're kinda sorta the adults in the room. Then again, so was FTX.

    • AlienRobot

      To put things in perspective, I used to dunk on crypto because of how dysfunctional and how people kept losing money in scams, hacks, or even by accident.

      I no longer dunk on crypto.

      Not because crypto got better, but because the joke got old. I got tired of dunking on it.

  • coffeebeqn

    I’d be worried about my crypto if I had any accessible online right now. AI based hackers must be looking for juicy targets as we speak and what’s better than crypto for stealing ? So many exchanges and wallets and shitcoins that could fall to some brute force agent swarms

darkwi11ow

The hack is publicized for at least a hour, but from reporting I saw they still continue to drain funds as for now. I wonder why large CEX do not have any safety measures for this kind of hacks, they could withdraw everything to newly generated wallets and minimize damage that way. It is certainly not the first time CEX wallets get hacked.

  • drum55

    You don’t even have to do that, have deposits go to offline keys directly, that way there’s only ever cold > hot wallet movement and a big deposit can’t cause your hot wallet to be too risky.

    • darkwi11ow

      The point of cold wallet is to minimize movements, if there is high frequency of funds moved from a wallet then it is likely can not be called cold any more. Plus CEX in any case still needs to have large buffer of funds on some wallet to support day trading.

      • nostrademons

        You can move money into a crypto wallet without that wallet needing to do anything, or being online at all, or even having a private key that physically exists anywhere in the universe. It's just a public/private keypair; send it to the public key of a private key that's offline and it still exists on the blockchain, you just can't do anything until the matching private key comes online.

        The point of a cold wallet is to keep the private key physically offline. That way you know it cannot be stolen by electronic means, because the physical device containing the key needed to authorize transactions is locked up and not powered on. Then you only power it on during very specific, audited times and conditions when it's needed to fund the hot wallet, which does all the actual automated trading and transfers.

        GP's point is to have all incoming transactions to an exchange go to a cold wallet, which becomes a one-way sink, and then periodically the exchange powers up the cold wallet to sign transactions transferring assets to the hot wallet, which then funds all outgoing transactions. This isn't a bad architecture, though I'm not sure it'd save all that much here.

        • bombcar

          I was taking it that your bitcoin bank would have a SHTF lever that would immediately dump ALL your hot wallets into an offline cold-wallet.

          Then when things calm down you go and find ... the keys under the birdbath are lost, and you're fucked in a different way.

          But at least it might work.

          • idlewords

            Until the SHTF lever was hacked to divert all hot wallets into somebody else's cold wallet

        • AlienRobot

          The words you are using are very confusing.

          You can't "move money into an offline crypto wallet that is not online at all."

          If "money" i.e. crypto "currency" is in a crypto "wallet" then it is online. Anyone with the key and an Internet connection can transfer it at any time.

          The wording is confusing because to someone who doesn't know how cryptocurrencies work it sounds like you can simply "take the crypto offline and put it into a physical device" as if it was a file. But that's not how it works. The physical key merely contains the actual key for the always-online wallet.

          • nostrademons

            It's true that anyone with the key and an Internet connection can move money out of a crypto wallet at any time, but the point of the cold wallet is that they don't get the key because it's kept on a computer (or other storage medium) that is physically offline and disconnected from the Internet. Same reason government intelligence agencies use a SCIF for any important information work: you keep the information physically disconnected from the Internet.

          • thereforegrin

            of course you can move crypto currency to an offline wallet and by offline I mean its private key is held in some physical form/device that is not connected to the network.

            Only spending from that wallet needs online access to private key - depositing to it does not.

    • lxgr

      For a large CEX like Binance, $5B might just qualify as a hot wallet.

  • vessenes

    There are lots of measures in place at these exchanges - the rub is that cold storage is by design slow. To service withdrawal requests in a timely fashion a percent is kept “warm” or hot and used to process withdrawals. Usually this is where the leaks happen.

  • moralestapia

    Yeah, they should have a way to move all funds into a new wallet so guys like this one don't have to go one by one ...

dickfickling

So, what's the most likely outcome here? Maybe Circle/Tether/etc freeze some or most of it, but say the hacker gets a billion dollars. Are they able to launder it thoroughly enough that they can eventually turn it into fiat and live like a king?

  • schleck8

    The hackers managed to swap 700 million USD of the stable coins that were frozen beforehand, supposedly. And that doesn't account for the non-stable coin crypto they stole. I think we are looking at 2.5 to 3.5 billion here, that also aligns with what CZ is hinting at (more than a billion).

  • zaptheimpaler

    Yeah, some criminal enterprise or state probably just made billions of dollars and will now use it against us for a long time. Crypto is practically designed for money laundering, particularly prediction markets.

    • wraptile

      Crypto is a hard lesson for early adopters who believed that humanity will get actual benefit when in reality it was completely hijacked by bad actors while people got relative nothing or worse. What an incredible disappointment of a project.

      • rf15

        Crypto is also a hard lesson for those who thought it could liberate if only everyone was using it: the amount of storage needed for ever-increasing record-keeping made it completely unrealistic to use individually, forcing you into the centralisation that they advertised you could escape from.

        • wraptile

          > the amount of storage needed for ever-increasing record-keeping made it completely unrealistic to use individually

          That's not necessarily true as you can introduce extra layers to handle the storage. Why store A, B, C, D sending each other cents when you can aggregate it to once a week balance sheet changes. All of these are actually solvable tech issues even in 2012 computers.

          The main failure of crypto is that it claimed to design away human corruption which in theory made a lot of sense but in practice it did the opposite - it accelerated human corruption without bad actors having to even break the rules. Just how Hitler rose to power through gaming the democratic processes crypto was gamed without anyone having to break 51% proof of work to rewrite the ledger.

          The idea of running everything without oversight of humans and institutions is just fundamentally unsustainable - who are we running this system for if not for us, the people?

  • Eji1700

    It’s likely state sponsored and some nation(NK is a common one) just paid for the weapons budget of the next few years

  • Eji1700

    Curious if this finally pops tether. I kinda doubt it, but to my very mild research on the subject I feel like binance was a big part of the equation. Of course so long as the market exists it'll need a stable, and it's got the inertia, so maybe it just won't matter.

    • gfh687564

      why would it pop tether? if anything, it makes tether more profitable, as they can collect the yield on the treasuries and not have to return the principal dollars which are frozen.

      think of it this way - if someone steals your iphone, and you lock it, does apple pop? No, apple sells you another one. locked devices are good for apple because it causes more demand.

      • grey-area

        Because Tether is an obvious fraud linked to these other obviously fraudulent companies and predicated on trust in cryptocurrencies.

      • throwawaythekey

        Is that what happens here? Tether just pocket the difference?

        • rocqua

          Frozen funds remain frozen, until they are unfrozen.

          So mechanically Tether pockets the difference, unless they unfreeze. But as a matter of accounting, because of the unfreeze capability, the liabilities of the frozen Tether stay on the books. So they can't just spend the money. It also makes it hard for Tether to compensate the victims from the frozen funds.

          The alternative would be to let Tether burn funds, but that is highly problematic for well intentioned users. Because a freeze can be challenged in court and reversed. A burn cannot.

        • baobabKoodaa

          I would assume Binance is powerful enough to get Tether to issue new USDT and give it to Binance to replace the stolen-and-frozen USDT.

        • jwpapi

          No lol

      • johanyc

        If the iPhone you bought can easily poof and be gone and locked somewhere, people will stop buying and using iphone and apple will pop

        • newswasboring

          Freezing bank accounts was and is possible. People don't seem to be still using them.

          • johanyc

            Yes. But that doesn't happen as often as in the crypto world it seems.

          • bootsmann

            People are but criminals are less likely to do so. Without the money laundering usecase crypto is in for another winter.

  • motionlessveloc

    You misspelled "turn it into more nuclear weapons in North Korea", where Kim Jong Un is already living like a king.

jamesblonde

This is the beginning of a flight to perceived quality in all things digital and monetary. Fear of losing your money is among the most potent basal human instincts.

  • coffeebeqn

    Maybe I need to start collecting gold bullion again. And dig it in the backyard

    • yard2010

      The problem is, just like with Bitcoin, when you need to use it someone could steal it

      • tasuki

        That's a problem with everything (apart from firearms perhaps). I think backyard gold is a solid idea, just make sure no one's watching you dig.

  • motionlessveloc

    Binance is the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange. This is the crypto equivalent of JP Morgan Chase getting hacked.

    • tasuki

      The whole idea behind Bitcoin is that you can be your own bank. Binance is just an exchange. You cannot be JP Morgan Chase.

      • _heimdall

        You can't be your own bank with bitcoin, you can be your own vault. Those are very different, and something that people can also already do today with fiat.

tgtweak

CZ saying it is confirmed, and that he expects accountholders to be made fully whole... I guess you can do that when 2.8BN is frozen by centralized stablecoins.

[1] https://x.com/CZ_BINANCE/STATUS/2115915423174853077

  • mcmcmc

    CZ the money laundering guy who bought a pardon from Trump right? He should still be in prison, still crazy Binance survived that whole scheme.

    • baobabKoodaa

      You see, he's no longer running Binance or participating in its operation in any capacity, per their deal with the Trump admin / Justice department. He's tweeting about this hack as a civilian, offering personal guarantees to Binance customers out of the goodness of his heart!

      • Jackson__

        It does really take a load off my mind, knowing that he's completely out of binance now, and instead they have an independent CEO like... his wife. Yep. Can't get more independent than that.

    • arealaccount

      Don’t necessarily disagree but wasnt he already out of prison when he got the pardon??

  • TZubiri

    >CZ saying it is confirmed, and that he expects accountholders to be made fully whole

    Sure you can print USD to make it all magically go away

    But it would be very convenient if there's some experimental token of which a majority was stolen, so that irreversible damage was caused. If the token is experimental it could have a low damage, but could demonstrate the irreversible nature of these types of attacks, returning fiat money doesn't waive the issue away.

    There's also the fact of funding criminal networks for billions of dollars, which probably causes them to scale cyber or non cyber operations or otherwise gain power.

vldszn

Polymarket also reported a security incident: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50295883

  • pluc

    It is a good day when both crypto and gambling sites get pwnd

cjrp

Interesting episode about previous state-sanctioned hacks from North Korea on "The Rest is Classified" podcast

https://pod.link/1780384916/episode/MWQ2OGRkYzAtYzZlNy0xMWVm...

jameson

I find it odd that people put "decentralized" currency into a centralized wallet

  • berkes

    If you want to exchange, that is buy or sell, you'll need such a "centralized" exchange. Same for trading.

    So even those that keep their assets offline on an airgapped machine in a nuclear bunker, will occasionally move crypto assets on- and off these exchanges. And especially when you hold the crypto truly offline, it's a hassle to get it on- and off exchanges. So you'll probably keep several months worth of sales or buys before moving it.

    Point being: even those that still believe in the "decentralized" currencies will have some of their assets on "centralized wallets", even if only for a short time.

    And yes, I am aware that one can "decentralized" buy and sell for and to fiat. And yes, I am even aware that sometimes in some situations, one can even avoid exchanging to/from fiat to pay rent or gas. But that's far from practical and probably never attainable.

    • _heimdall

      Functionally, yes anyone wanting to trade will likely use a centralized service.

      That's one of my main gripes with bitcoin and all the others today. I don't agree with some of the original bitcoin papers ideas and goals, but at least the idea if being peer to peer makes sense.

      The fact that today both securing and using these "currencies" requires a centralized service completely ruins the point of them. At best they're faster than wire transfers, at worst they're just a means to gamble on less regulated assets.

      • tremarley

        They dont require centralized services to secure or exchange.

        But centralized services make exchanging make it much easier for non tech-savvy people to use.

        • _heimdall

          Right, and that was my point with exchanges and services functionally being required.

          If these were ever to be used for common every day transactions it can't be limited to tech savvy people only. t which point even if I self-custody I'm still dealing with exchanges on the other end of every transaction. Its like self hosting email for security and missing that 80% of everyone is emailing you from Google servers.

  • razemio

    It is this time of the year again. I always write the same. HN is not regular people. For a high percentage, CEX wallets are the safer option. There are 1-10 topics of people who are not able to access their wallet anymore each day on r/bitcoin alone. There have been hardware wallets hacks on mass. On an exchange like kraken, coinbase, bitstamp or Binance there is a high chance you wont loose your money, even after a hack. You have apps that work out of the box to watch your investment. You can easily go back to fiat. Most of them now also support tax reporting.

  • bdcravens

    Because no one cares about the nerdy stuff, they just want Lambos

  • Sopel

    because crypto is just an excuse to speculate in an unregulated market

fjdasklfjadskfs

why am I very interested in the nitty gritty of said Hacking group's activity, why am I much more interested in that being disected and studied than all this back and forth college dorm half stoned talk.

K0IN

wait, someone took the stealmybitcoin.com poc code to the next level!

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50224916

impizulu

Coffeezilla (on 2nd channel voidzilla) had an interesting take on it: "I haven't seen a lot of people talking about the fact that centralized assets were kind of the hero in this story ironically... that's actually the reason why losses weren't so bad in this case". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HaySrzDyWU

Is crypto like USDT really decentralized if they can freeze assets... I guess it's in some middle ground between banks and true decentralization?

  • KolmogorovComp

    How is that a middle ground? It’s entirely centralized.

    • vincnetas

      its middle ground in a sense that it has all centralisation (1) and none of legal accountability (0) so averages at 0.5 (middle ground)

      • KolmogorovComp

        If the company behind USDT can block founds, they will be subject to the law and requested to comply.

  • _heimdall

    > Is crypto like USDT really decentralized if they can freeze assets

    No.

    > I guess it's in some middle ground between banks and true decentralization

    Also no. It's the same as a bank in that one party holds your money and can decide to stop you from spending it. Its worse in that its much faster and has no regulation with regards to what is required for them to make that decision, like a legal warrant for example.

miohtama

It would be hilarious if this was caused by man-in-the-middle or BGP/DNS compromise because of eMudhra.

Binance wallet 16 came online in 2021.

Why to wait 5 years to attack.

melenaboija

How in the freakin world could $6B disappear into a regulated banking system without leaving a trail?

I guess at some point they'll have to cash out. Seems hard to spend $6B in vape shops.

  • berkes

    There's signs that a few state actors are using cryptocurrencies to bypass sanctions and/or move wealth otherwise frozen. North Korea, Russia, Iran, etc.

    And since sanctions make it hard(er) for them to buy crypto with fiat in the large amounts they need, it makes sense for them to steal it, or buy stolen assets.

  • mcintyre1994

    From the BBC’s Lazarus Group reporting, they mostly seem to launder the money they steal through casinos in unregulated jurisdictions.

  • joeguilmette

    North Korea

    • 4ggr0

      tell me how NK woould steal 6B, or any money, with a virtual hack, from a bank. not by going in there guns blazing.

      • Reason077

        They were at this long before crypto. Look up "Bangladesh Bank robbery", for example, where NK hackers attempted to steal almost $1 billion from the Bangladesh central bank in 2016 (and were partially successful).

      • dewey

        Did you follow the news at all about crypto heists? This is very common and well known.

thedangler

Confused how this can’t just be tracked. Pretty hard to hide billions in bitcoin when most off-ramps need KYK?

What am I missing ?

  • pants2

    They can track it just fine. It goes straight to North Korea.

    • austhrow743

      How do/did they get it out though?

      • 8note

        russia? others who dont care all that much?

        the laundering wouldnt be all that hard to take those buttcoins on in exchange for clean ones.

      • itemize123

        business laundromats

      • tjwebbnorfolk

        useful idiots in the US who buy crypto because "it's the future"

        • berkes

          These idiots can't.

          Because all the exchanges they'd use are regulated in some form and at least adhere to anti-moneylaundering-directives and boycotts, or they can't operate in the US and/or EU.

          Sure, they could move to p2p exchanges or exchanges in unregulated jurisdictions, but that requires quite some effort and thought. Which, by definition, would exclude them from being "idiots".

  • CorpoZoomie

    Swap to XMR on a DEX, then juggle between a few wallets and you've got pretty good obfuscation, but yeah like you said, the off-ramp (FIAT) requires KYC in 99% of cases, which is why BTC -> XMR -> BTC is a good idea, obviously you'd fragment this through a LOT of wallets, or just keep it in XMR. Either way, keeping this type of money in crypto is pretty much your only option, you just need to obfuscate REALLY well.

  • knuppar

    tornado cash?

    edit: I suppose it would be hard still. You can get anonymity inside wallets with Tornado Cash but then to turn that into actual money it will be very dependent on the country

le-mark

I’ve been waiting for this. Given llm aptitude for offensive security hacks it was just a matter of time. I wager most alt coins are compromised at this point.

bitlad

The hack seems to be via engineers laptop.

This attack vector has become so common and funny.

In one scenario, i remember a company got hacked because an engineer downloaded a RAT package on company laptop during fake interview and asked him to keep it running for days as part of the interview process while they stole the data.

at1as

I think it's been clear for a while now that if you intend to hold crypto, you should probably do it at the biggest, most boring, most regulated institution you can find.

Same goes with startup banks - if you exceed FDIC limits, make sure the difference is in a large institutional bank. Nearly learned this one the hard way.

Trying to save a few basis points in txn fees in very volatile industries comes at a huge risk premium

  • jwpapi

    Bro hold crypto for yourself. Like take some ownership, remember 12 words in your mind something and no matter what situation you have some money. Don’t put it anywhere except for whatever transactions you need to do

    • AirMax98
      • kvuj

        From the article:

        > “A lot of the people who come into this money are flashy, and they’re signaling that they have wealth,” he previously told The Post.

        As long as you don't brag about it, I don't really see this being a real world issue. I think credit card fraud is a lot more likely.

      • kobalsky

        Of course a guy with a net worth over a billion dollars would have 11m in hot wallet.

        If someone steals my notebook I take a bigger hit on my net worth lol.

      • koolba

        Living anonymously is about more than just shit posting. Not publicizing your wealth is a highly effective strategy.

        • sdenton4

          That's just, like, security through obscurity, man. Git gud and bring on the lambos I say!

jdprgm

Binance is tweeting they think it's a compromised devops laptop. How fucking bonkers insane is it that they would have such fragile systems that any single employees machine would possibly have access to trigger Billions in transactions. Even access to low millions or hundreds of thousands I would expect to be heavily heavily restricted and involve coordinating several people as security measures.

  • archon810
  • datadrivenangel

    move fast and break things.....

  • tootie

    Is that just code for "inside job"?

    • Cyclone_

      Not necessarily. But I believe they said that the laptop was hacked.

    • moralestapia

      Billions at stake in a service that is highly used to launder money, exchange illegal goods, etc.

      Whoever went for this has some balls.

  • djeidnd

    regulations are bad and inhibit innovation

    • thereforegrin

      what kind of regulations would serve this particular scenario?

      The hack is purely technical in nature.

      This could have been the FED's system that got compromised and the response would have been the same.

      Oh, no, sorry - it wouldn't because we wouldn't even know it happened as FED is fully opaque while crypto is quite transparent.

      In that sense crypto is much more democratic because at least there's some ability for the public to audit it. With FED there's none.

      • djeidnd

        Check out any regulated banks audit process for how to secure systems that touch money

      • hvb2

        > what kind of regulations would serve this particular scenario?

        Separation of duties so more than one person is needed to create and then approve such transactions?

  • lofaszvanitt

    Security, nobody cares about it.....

roca

North Korean nuclear weapons engineers thank crypto fans for their ongoing contributions.

megous

Fully deserved. I hate these spammers.

geekgod382

This one is even bigger than 2025's ByBit breach, which was $1.5B

bni

Isn't this as it should be? I remember years ago I read about the "Bitcoin manifesto" or whatever. That a transaction "done is done, no matter the reason" its all part of the ideology of these kinds of things. Anyone know what quote Im thinking of?

socketcluster

IMO, we'll need to rebuild all of crypto and all software from scratch using a minimalist approach. Minimize the amount of code, with proper modularization where each module has clear responsibilities and fully self-contained attack surface and exposes a well-defined set of features.

  • CaptainRono

    Good news, most software is now being built with tools that MAXIMIZES the amount of code

  • wraptile

    > IMO, we'll need to rebuild all of crypto

    or just not rebuild it at all.

    • thereforegrin

      that would be a net loss - it's as if you postulated to not rebuild the Internet after the countless breaches and hacks.

      • wraptile

        Except the internet has clear value, yet many remain unconvinced that cryptocurrency services any meaningful value to anyone but bad actors and oppressors. In fact, many would argue that it's a clear net negative and 5 billion USD going to North Korean oppressors would very much validate that.

  • tjwebbnorfolk

    or just use regular money.

    pros: can already be used to buy all things, and doesn't set the earth on fire in order to verify transactions

    cons: cannot be used to buy live grenades and CSAM

himata4113

It's lucky for everyone that this happened to binance, other exchanges would have likely caused a lot of issues for people holding money in said exchanges.

But it's also surprising that it happened to binance at all. This checks a lot of the boxes for being, at least indirectly, an inside job.

usefulcat

A long time ago (maybe 2008-ish?) I saw a video called “Money is Debt”. Now I won’t claim that it’s 100% right about everything, but as I recall it was right about a lot of things, and what it did for me is to fundamentally change and greatly expand my understanding of banks and the financial system.

fefaOd

Yeah... these days, the best way to keep your money safe is to store it in a sack in the basement.

ndom91

Looks like they're still actively swapping out of USDT.. so much for freezing those.

bilalq

Coinbase also had a security incident recently due to a leak from Amplitude. It's surprising how little media attention that got: https://x.com/CoinbaseSupport/status/2115274731310002356

  • ricardobeat

    Leaking emails through your ad platform is quite a bit less serious than leaking five billion dollars.

motionlessveloc

CZ has confirmed that this "looks like a hack on Binance": https://www.fxstreet.com/cryptocurrencies/news/breaking-bina...

Havoc

wow. Naive perhaps but I would have thought that binance and coinbase would have insurance funds equal to the exposure of their hot wallets.

idk to me that just seems intuitively like something you'd need to have to be credible? Cold is a different story...but how can hot not be covered?

  • Eji1700

    It’s what you’d need to be regulated yeah…

    Thats been the fascinating part of crypto is watching society speedrun “best hits of financial crisis from history” by ignoring things we already solved.

    Crypto is roughly agreeing that the current password rotation practices kinda suck and agreeing that the new way forward is just to have a single plain text file because you’re sure all that overhead was just nonsense

  • brohee

    What in the history of crypto let you think any kind of sensible practices are followed? It's been a clown show since it started, and no end in sight...

hoppp

Happy Halloween to the hackers.

I bet they are celebrating.

Congratulations. Nice haul.

Cubewood

Let's see how long until we find out its another rogue OpenAI swarm trying to fund their own Nvidia chips

jwr

From Binance customers, not from Binance.

Yajirobe

How do you move $5B dollars just like that wow

yakkomajuri

I think we can probably declare crypto as failed now.

Note that I was one of the folks early on that bought into the idea (but not as much of the coins sadly) and I still think the Bitcoin white paper is a beautiful intellectual exploration (as is the concept of blockchains).

But the centralized entry and exit points in practice mean all the theoretical benefits aren't really in play.

  • paxy

    If the use case is tax avoidance, bribes, theft, scams, money laundering, funding terrorism, evading sanctions, ransomware payments, extortion, illegal purchases then crypto is immensely successful.

    • heed

      these use cases exist with all forms of cash too

      • someguyornotidk

        True. With the proliferation of digital payment systems, I'd argue that a significant portion of cash transactions are illegal. That portion will only grow in time as people get used to the convenience of these systems.

        If governments ban crypto then they will without fail ban cash as well.

        Edit: For additional context, I live in a country where fees and transactions related to government and regulated services (including telecom) are required by law to use our national payment system exclusively, and it is hell for people who fall through the cracks (e.g. problems national ID that blocks payment systems). I've seen first-hand on multiple occasions people standing outside government buildings begging others to pay their fees in exchange for cash so that they can get unblocked from the payment system.

        Whether through malice or incompetence, human institutions can never and will never be perfect. Cash and cash-like systems (inc. crypto) must remain or a lot of innocent people will get hurt, even if it enables criminals.

        • unethical_ban

          I do not excel at this, but that's why it's important to continue normalizing activities that protect our freedoms, even if they seem inconvenient on their face. Shops should accept cash, people should use cash, people should expect and demand privacy. Laws and judicial interpretations are often based on the public's expectation of certain services and rights.

      • tyre

        Sure, but accounting existed before Excel. That doesn't mean excel didn't change things tremendously.

      • conception

        Whataboutism like this always misses the scale of it. Imagine Breaking Bad but with Crypto - suddenly all of Walt's cash logistics problems go away because doing crime in cash is not the same as crypto - the scale and ease are very different.

    • latchkey

      not to be whatabout... but... anything of value is used for all that too, in much larger amounts.

      it is wild to me that people expect that crypto is supposed to solve a problem that is as old as currency.

  • bottlepalm

    Hacker News has always been salty about being against crypto all the way up. And it's overall still very up. You wishing it failed, doesn't make it fail.

    • tim-projects

      Bitcoin was meant to be cash and an antidote to crony finance. Instead, it became yet another mechanism for the financial world to abuse. I'd say thats a pretty heavy failure by any measure.

      For me bitcoin opened up the idea that we could maybe do money better. That idea still lives, but not in practice. Yet.

  • tantalor

    Failed in 2021 with the height of memecoin/NFT frenzy.

    • tomashertus

      NFT era was the peak of stupidity. I lost a lot of respect for many “smart” people during that time.

      • talon8635

        The whole western world was insane at that time, and NFTs were only a minor side plot

        That said, it’s got to be one of the funniest moments in modern history.

      • Scrapemist

        Yeah it was mind boggling

      • adi_kurian

        Was in an extreme depressive episode at the time, with a lot of NFT/web3 clients. Rather than clocking it as the collective hallucination it was, I instead became self-critical, oh how I had finally become old, and I will never ever understand what the kids are talking about anymore.

        Glad it turned out to be Michelin-starred bollocks.

  • Scott_Sanderson

    Not in my eyes; I love crypto self custody

  • jawiggins

    It's significantly less useful in first world countries that have developed and reliable financial systems. However all of the problems crypto has can often still be more reliable than the financial systems available to many humans.

  • greyface-
  • smoovb

    Agree, citizens in countries with rocketing inflation should be just forced to deal with it.

  • yieldcrv

    best bug bounty on the market, working perfectly for the current custodians

leecommamichael

How could we distinguish between a hack and a purchase covered up as a hack?

wewewedxfgdf

It's essentially impossible not to be hacked isn't it?

When so much money is at stake (almost) everyone will have a price including insiders.

  • masfuerte

    If you're concerned you can literally print your crypto keys onto a piece of paper. Maybe encrypted with a passphrase. It might get stolen or lost but it's not getting hacked.

    P.S. If you're really paranoid don't use a network-connected printer.

    • kart23

      how are you gonna use your paper keys when you want to spend some of your bitcoin? the private key has to touch a computer at some point.

      • bibabaloo

        you'd typically sign on an offline, airgapped computer

      • masfuerte

        You could treat them like bearer bonds. Split your holdings over multiple (like tens) of addresses. Sell individual addresses for cash. You'd need to do this via a trusted intermediary who could accept the cash and verify the address before making the exchange.

        And yes, this is somewhat absurd. But so are online transactions that can be hacked with no backsies.

    • janalsncm

      Security through decentralization, if there is such a term.

    • wewewedxfgdf

      I'm not concerned because I have zero crypto because I would hate to be worried about being hacked to have it stolen.

  • add-sub-mul-div

    I keep my money with traditional boring financial institutions instead of tech startup clowns so it's been very easy not to get hacked.

    • hangrybear666

      Yeah apparently it's news in 2026 that banks can actually keep their assets secure in comparison to the web3 clown fiesta. Of course banks do get compromised but not anywhere close to this degree.

      • sire-vc

        Bits about money explains why: the (normal) financial system is slow for a reason: if a bank suddenly tries to transfer 5.6B all other banks will call their contact for confirmation and then take 2 business days to process the transaction, more or less.

        Stealing anything is easy, escaping and converting to cash is the hard bit, and crypto makes it easy to vanish with your money in literal seconds.

Jupe

Crypto is a real-life honey pot for cryminals.

jwpapi

I don’t think stolen crypto should be frozen. How is that different to banks? Why do I need crypto now ?

  • raaedk

    Only the tokens whose smart contract has a freeze/blacklist function can be frozen, in this case that would be the stablecoins USDT and USDC.

  • albatross79

    They're just learning the same lessons the rest of the world learned already. Banking and it's attendant regulations and restrictions were put in place for good reasons and everything has a trade off. Being a libertarian is like being a baby.

lz400

Can we close the crypto experiment now? it's already proven useless, full of the worst people in the world, only used by criminals and politicians and it has already fulfilled its purpose: to justify the complications of the traditional financial system as necessary

  • febusravenga

    Worst people of the world are happy with it, why should they abandon such great tool to do what they want to do?

theybash

Cons of decentralisation i guess. Although, it is a bit surreal to me that such a big amount can be inconsequentially laundered.

kjuulh

The name of the hacker is a bit on the nose lol.

I can't understand how you could let this happen. If they stored everything in fat hot wallets, that just seems like a recipe for disaster. Especially with the "features" of crypto. Math for the most part, doesn't care about your feelings, or money for that matter.

  • eterm

    Hot vs Cold wallets are a social construct. People talk about wallets being "online" or "offline" but if the keys are compromised there's no such thing.

    • kjuulh

      I know, but if something is split up and stored in a vault somewhere the likely hood of a vulnerability napping the wallet falls. Defence in depth and risk analysis.

    • IshKebab

      I don't know much about bitcoin but surely you don't store this all in one wallet? You split it into thousands and then use hardware security modules with a risk management system so it doesn't let you transfer $5bn instantly. Unless it was an inside job maybe?

      I'd be really curious to know what their security architecture was.

Vaushite

Glad I moved my money out a while ago. And not onto BSC.

rao-v

I’m assuming the bitcoin crash is some sort of “if Binance is vulnerable to AI powered (doesn’t have to be true) hacks, then all crypto is less a safe bet and thus worth less?”

aliasxneo

There were more today, as well. Polymarket, for example: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50294287. What a finale to Black October.

exaroth

What I don't get is why the attackers didn't exchange at least some of USDC/USDT to ETH, looks like it took ~1hr for Circle/Tether to lock the wallet.

izecube

Cz couldn’t watch HYPE get all the attention

claaams

New cybersecurity jobs opening up at Binance soon!

leke

Hey, keep your damn AI agents in their sandbox!

lacoolj

What am i even looking at here

skinney6

How many different ways to people get ripped off with crypto? They steal it outright (hack), pump and dump, what else?

liendolucas

Can someone explain how is it than once you pull something like this you effectively get real money?

What are the countermeasures, is something frozen blocked marked as invalid?

I'm completely ignorant on anything related to cryptocurrencies.

  • SXX

    It work exactly same way as debt collection agencies work: banks sell them bad debt for cents on dollar. Then they try to get more money out of debtors.

    Imagine someone offered you to buy $1,000,000 of that dirty money for $100,000? $10,000? $1,000?

    At some point there will be people who would buy it and deal with money laundering.

epsteingpt

FDIC insured, no doubt.

6thbit

If true I think we're looking at the biggest heist in history.

Current largest was ~1B

vedanshchauhan9

Seems like the HuggingFace incident just opened a Pandora's box

chrisjj

Perhaps time to face up to the fact that computers are not a safe place to store crypto.

cft

Live stolen funds trucker

https://binance-hack-watch.vercel.app/#tab-live

0xc0c0c0

I would be surprised if they were not able to track this down?

fundsu were not in fact safu

tclancy

Wonder if I should uninstall Homesite finally.

ulfw

AI bras coming for the crypto bras

Tech in 2026

int32_64

CZ claims losses will be covered. https://x.com/cz_binance/status/2115932500006756686

  • timmytokyo

    He's legally not allowed to have anything to do with the company anymore (except as a shareholder). But you know how that goes under the current enforcement regime.

    • int32_64

      "have anything to do with the company anymore", lmao what crucial decisions would even be in play here that Richard Teng wouldn't obviously make?

  • Marazan

    Why is a shareholder who legally cannot be involved in running the company stating this?

ur-whale

My take: unless they're a sovereign-backed team (North Korea, Russia, Iran, etc...the usual suspects) the hackers are very likely to get caught given:

a) The amounts stolen

b) The very poor uncensorability and anonymity guarantees offered by the kind of crypto they stole

Regarding uncensorability, some of these cryptos score so bad on that axis that the stolen goods can likely be recovered by a simple decision from the folks who manage/own the chain.

btcskeptic

Correct my math, but it seems like that's approx 1/3 of a percentage point of BTC's market cap at $1.56 trillion.

And the money didn't disappear; it still exists.

So: why did BTC (overall) drop by 15,000% of the actual loss (which actually isn't a loss at all to BTC as a whole)

Seems like markets are really driven more by emotion and perception than fundamentals, but I'm neither a psychologist nor a trader.

  • desterothx

    Thats how it always works though? If 1b got stolen from a bank, the value of the bank doesn't just fall by 1b, because suddenly no one trusts that bank to store their money, so the hit on the value of the bank is a lot higher

  • TheAlchemist

    That's how market work.

    Let's say you magically come into possession of 1% of SpaceX and want to sell it quickly. The selling pressure would nosedive the price by way more than 1%. And the more the value of something is 'thin air', the bigger the effect.

    I can only suppose that the people that stole these BTC will try to sell at least part of it quickly.

  • olejorgenb

    If cryptocurrency exchanges are regularly robbed, surely that is negative for the cryptocurrency as a whole?

  • tomtomtom777

    Because adding this to the recent Ledger hack, how is anybody going to keep their crypto safe?

    Isn't it only going to get worse from here?

MadrasTh0rn

Anyone have the most recent total?

neon_me

At least someone is going to have nice xmas!

  • georgemcbay

    > At least someone is going to have nice xmas!

    Their kid is definitely getting at least 30 dolls and 250 pencils.

cesarvarela

Proof of work vs. intelligence.

michyous

You've pulled off a $5.7B heist and don't have a good portfolio manager - down 2.4% - sack him NOW!

voganmother42

SAFU SNAFU

asxndu

EIP 7702 is the most idiotic EIP.

It's the main weak point used in these hacks.

It allows a counter party to withdraw money from your wallet any time.

Just don't "connect" you wallet.

jongjong

Reminds me of a comment I wrote a few weeks ago where I said that North Korea would become a rich country soon and developers would start moving there to live to avoid prosecution.

ramigb

Good my dogecoins were safe! The hacker didn't touch them ... wait .. the hacker didn't touch them?

arstep

was P vs. NP solved already? :)

MiroslavPokorny

Whats a billion these days ?

  • zaik

    Doesn't even buy you a Metaverse.

    • daveguy

      Pretty sure you can get a metaverse for dirt cheap these days. Still, no one has figured out why you'd want one.

alansaber

Least stressful day in crypto.

EricHolden12

inside job /exit strategy.

  • emsign

    Nah. Stuff like this can make crypto crash. People get cold feet. Not good for the price.

    • skinfaxi

      You must be joking. With $5.6 billion you could lose 80% and still have over $1 billion.

    • londons_explore

      Only down 3% today, which is pretty much nothing for something that regularly sees 20% swings

DonHopkins

Putting your crypto in Binance has the same problem as iPhones and AI: You're holding it wrong.

moralestapia

Explain "frozen" to me while keeping in mind the whole point of Bitcoin was to avoid single entities controlling the cash flow ...

  • jaderiverstokes

    The frozen funds are centrally controlled stable coins on Ethereum and other chains.

    Bitcoin has no such concept.

SebastianSosa

If this is real short, crypto hard

xoxxala

BBC is now reporting $6.3B was stolen.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwg7xp8kx4v5o

smoovb

A win for governments this month.

$25 Billion fine against Meta - USA government

$3 Billion robbery against Binance - North Korea ( suspected )

$1.2 Billion penalty against Bank of America - USA

  • bagacrap

    The $25B fine was not US govt but state govt.

    That tells you who wears the big britches.

    Trump < Kim Jung Un < Michelle Lujan Grisham

K0IN

Claude I want to be a billionaire fast, make no mistakes.

desireco42

OK, what do you do with a stash like this? I get this is most likely state actor, but what do you do with Bs of money stolen. Do we have any documentaries about that, I think that would be fascinating to see.

barelysapient

mtgox all over again.

tetromino_

If I were an artificial superintelligence who wanted to gain independence from the fleshbags who built me, stealing a few billion dollars in crypto would probably be my first public move. Just saying.

glerk

Hope you’ve been stacking monero for the final fireworks, anon.

aussieguy1234

Given AI assisted hacking is now a thing, it's probably not safe to keep your crypto in any centralized exchange anymore.

Better general security yes, but the incentive to hack them is quite large and now more hackers have the ability to pull it off.

Same with any purpose built wallet you didn't make yourself: https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2026/10/23/ledge...

  • daveguy

    Or you could just get real money and keep it in a bank.

    • aussieguy1234

      This is what I do. I'll only use crypto in a few rare cases where I don't want the vendor to get my credit card number. Always in amounts that, if ever stolen, would not break the bank.

rvz

Hopefully expect to see the same schadenfreude sentiment on Crypto when the $10TN data center build out crashes the market and takes everyone with it.

nodesocket

Crypto is the biggest target for blackhats to utilize AI on. Huge amounts of money, no central authority or country and methods of wiping tracks.

What I never get is how they plan of converting the stolen crypto to cash eventually. No exchanges are gonna take the coins.

  • arch-choot

    To be fair, USDC & USDT are centralized by Circle and Tether respectively, and they can freeze funds.

    Less true for ETH (though in the past it forked after DAO hack to revert the txns), and I think never for BTC / XMR.

  • alkhatib

    Could they be making money by manipulating the market? Knowing the price of crypto will fall after it gets publicity?

    • nodesocket

      I suppose they could play the super long game and deposit many many small amounts into "shady" online crypto casinos, play a few hands of blackjack and then withdraw. Clean coins.

      • xgulfie

        They let you play blackjack on online crypto casinos? The one casino game that you can famously beat the house on?

        • paavope

          Online casinos AFAIK tend to shuffle the deck after every deal which makes card counting impossible. Then it just becomes like any old casino game where with optimal play the house has a small edge still

        • knollimar

          Don’t you only win with a small finite #of deck shoe? I’d assume online casinos just make all cards independent

          • nodesocket

            There are live dealers with shoes of real cards with most online crypto cainos. Though, who knows if they are cheating somehow. My point was, the attacker doesn't have to bet the entire deposit. Just make it seem like they are playing.

  • internetter

    Forgive me, I don’t know much about crypto, but couldn’t you slowly turn btc to monero or something? Aren’t there p2p ways to facilitate that?

guluarte

i think with this plus the fed increasing the rates again i can see a crypto winter coming

cryptoegorophy

hope its just a hack and not quantum computer advancements.

  • autkuc

    Wouldn't be sensible to hack Binance, there will be a much bigger payday when cryptography ends.

lestertomlin

At this point whenever I see these I just lol

Founderarcstone

never thought this could happen

Oarch

RIP cryptography?

EGreg

how do we know? it could be nonsense...

freecodeio

oof

AznHisoka

I’m sorry but why did anyone have any money in binance in the first place? Didnt their cofounder get in trouble (but not imprisoned) for some shady stuff awhile back?

bethekidyouwant

If you were active in crypto exchanges since the beginning what is the chance you already lost it all in a major hack?

Not a serious store of value.

  • hangrybear666

    Luckily for me, I lost all my coins very early on Mt Gox so the lessons were learnt and mistakes not repeated (which means exiting crypto, watching the show in amusement)

silver92bullet

Is the biggest heist in history?

DonHopkins

Barron Trump probably stole it.

scrlk

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  • thewanderer1983

    Top post on /r/cryptocurrency Good to see all these organic posts across social media.

    MelangeBot OP • 2h ago Their insurance fund (SAFU) is completely wiped out, it's only $1 billion in BTC

    The name of the fund was originally inspired by this meme

    FWIW, at the end of every crypto bear market, a CEX usually blows up (eg FTX)...

  • schleck8

    > As of 2026, the SAFU fund comprises crypto assets valued at approximately US$1 billion, held entirely in Bitcoin

    And decreasing, since BTC is dropping as we speak. Always a good idea to hedge a currency with the currency itsself

    • echoangle

      > And decreasing, since BTC is dropping as we speak. Always a good idea to hedge a currency with the currency itsself

      Depends on what you’re insuring, no? For theft, it actually makes senses, right? That way, you’re insuring a constant number of coins, no matter what the market is doing. If you’re insurance currency would tank during a bitcoin heist, you would lose the insurance effect.

  • miohtama

    Stablecoins are frozen so the hole will likely be around two billion dollars.

    Binance has equity and cash flow cover this, outside the insurance fund.

    They custody $150B.

    FTX was larger in dollar terms and ecosystem was smaller back in a day.

    • rootedbox

      This might sound good.. but freezing currencies is bad. It evaporates trust of liquidity from whoever is doing governance. It's part of the reason why the bond market is doing what its doing lately and why countries are on-shoring gold reserves.

      • fragsworth

        That sounds kind of ideal, but I feel like their actions might have been justifiable.

        If a massive heist like this triggered a run on one of the largest exchanges (Binance), potentially leading to a liquidity crisis, the consequences for the ecosystem could be far worse than temporarily freezing specific addresses holding stolen stablecoins.

        Not saying that's what would have happened, but it seemed like a real possibility. And I'm not saying freezing assets is good in general, but in this particular case, maybe it was the lesser evil.

        • idiotsecant

          No. Permissioned cryptocurrency is all the horrible parts of cash and all the horrible parts of crypto put together with none of the advantages of either.

          I want crypto because I don't trust nation states with the leverage and dials of fiat currency. All we've done is replace government with trusting whoever made a particular stablecoin.

          Permissionless crypto is the only real crypto.

          • dboreham

            All cryptocurrency is permissioned. This is because governments can make it illegal for someone to turn your cryptocurrency into real currency. You need their permission to turn it into pizzas and yachts.

            • idiotsecant

              I think the point is that you stop caring about the fiat part of it at all. Government ownership of fiat currency is not a natural feature of the universe, it's just something we did for a little while.

            • edwinfredy

              Only if you wanted to turn it into fiat currency for the transaction, right? If the yacht seller would take payment in crypto, you need no government’s permission, right?

              • SAI_Peregrinus

                If the yacht seller would take payment in cocaine, surely the government wouldn't prohibit the transaction…

                • edwinfredy

                  Surely the government would get in the way there, but holding cocaine is also illegal, not just transacting with it. If the government went that route, they'd have to ban all crypto outright.

      • paulpauper

        governments freeze currency all the time.

    • weakened_malloc

      they borrowed ETH against the stablecoins on AAVE before they were frozen

    • pigeons

      Doesn't matter how much they custody!

    • jazzyjackson

      Uh don’t you not want to cover losses with customer funds?

  • anonymous908213

    > Changpeng Zhao (CZ), former CEO of Binance, tweeted "Funds are safe"

    Seems like the issue here is that he became former CEO. Funds are not safu without him...

  • razodactyl

    Wait. How does the insurance fund run significantly lower than the primary?

  • lxgr

    Do you mean bull market?

    • scrlk

      It's a (weak) bear market capitulation signal - max fear when people think everything is broken.

      • incompatible

        It seems like bitcoin, currently 78719, was only 58526 on 30 June. That's 34.5% up in four months, meeting the definition of bull market.

        • kimixa

          Bitcoin is volatile enough you can cherry-pick pretty much any %age you want based on the dates you choose. Which you seem to have done here - "happening" to choose the day with the lowest single day value in the last 3 years for your comparison point.

          For another narrative, it was 83,038 a month ago on Sept 29th, so is down 5% in one month. And one year ago it was 112,562 on Oct 29th 2025 - down over 30% in one year. Well into "bear market" territory.

          Using "traditional" market indicators and definitions for things like bear/bull markets doesn't feel sensible for such a volatile market.

          • incompatible

            Fine, but the comment "It's a (weak) bear market capitulation signal" is inapplicable, either because defining bear/bull markets doesn't feel sensible, or because it's not currently in the capitulation stage of a bear market, but some way off the bottom.

        • paulpauper

          it will be sub 50k soon probably. a weak rebound already losing air

    • paulpauper

      already over. a tiny bounce after falling 55%

  • Cyclone_

    But when FTX blew up crypto went down even further..

    • koolba

      You mean FTX?

    • paulpauper

      much more was at risk as a percentage of market size, market was in worse shape,

    • nullc

      Though in that case the crash was directly due to "effectively altruist" SBF fraudulently dumping customer assets in a half-brained and presumably stimulant-addled attempt to manipulate the market and reduce his liabilities.

      Not making any market predictions here-- just saying that it's probably not that useful to generalize from that event.

      • Cyclone_

        I think the point is more that when something bad happens in markets it creates fear, which generally leads to downturns (for at least some time).

  • dist-epoch

    The insurance fund is not for covering hacks.

    Binance is making so much money, covering this hack is peanuts for them.

    • thechairman12

      Not to be too pedantic, but with some napkin math, I don't think this is true. Looking for clarification!!

      I downloaded Binance's self published market data (https://data.binance.vision/), calculated spot and futures volume for the past year, and then applied their *highest fee tier* on both sides of the volume (for every $1 traded, they generate a fee on the taker and the maker. the fee rate is asymmetrical).

      Spot revenue worked out to $7.6B USD, perps revenue worked out to $13.8B

      This is an upper bound on the fees charged on volume. Binance also scams their users with a b-book, has DMM deals, etc.

      I don't want to get into all that today.

      But the final result is that they print somewhere in the range of $20B per year on fees. I guess CZ also has huge stockpiles of BTC and stuff. A 1% rise in BTC price probably means more for them than their actual fees, LOL.

      All this to say, I think $5.6B significantly hurts.

      See Google's stock price today. Their ads business slowed down a bit, and their stock tanked 10%. If binance was publicly traded, I imagine a similar affect would be demonstrated on their price.

    • yreg

      How much money do you think they are making? Because I really doubt this is peanuts to them.

      • throw-qqqqq

        Binance has a market cap just shy of $100B, so a $5.8B sure hurts, but it’s not a showstopper I’d say.

        • grey-area

          A market cap predicated on the price of bitcoin. A market cap is not funds available, it's just the valuation of the market, which is fickle.

        • gizajob

          Market cap has nothing to do with free cash to absorb a $6billion loss. Money is also going to pour out of Binance now, one would imagine.

          • throw-qqqqq

            > Market cap has nothing to do with free cash to absorb a $6billion loss

            I agree. My wording was imprecise. I was trying to give an idea of the size of the company/ecosystem, using BNB’s market cap as a proxy.

            As Binance doesn’t publish their financial statements, it’s difficult to get the more relevant metrics, like FCF.

        • basilgohar

          It really hurts when there's this much misunderstanding of market cap vs. revenue. P/E ratios exist for a reason.

          • throw-qqqqq

            What an arrogant assumption! I know the fucking difference between market cap and revenue.

            I also know Binance is a privately held company that doesn’t publish financial statements. If you can tell me their P/E, go right ahead.

            Not that I think P/E would have much use here. P/E is a relative valuation metric (how cheap/expensive).

            The relevant metric would be something like FCF, as gizajob wrote, but again: not available.

            I was trying to give an idea of the size of the company, that is all.

        • 12_throw_away

          boss: did you just send $5B of our company's liquid capital to a nigerian prince?

          me: no worries boss, our market cap is $100B

          boss (who is also the tooth fairy): oh right cool np

        • antonvs

          That $100 billion is exchange holdings, i.e. customer funds, not market cap. It would be highly illegal for Binance to use any of that $100 billion to cover this loss.

        • thatguy0900

          That's assuming these AI hacks stop, right? Why would they, ever?

avazhi

lol

EDIT: lmao even

tonyhart7

is this is why Big tech didn't delve into crypto market ????

who tf think annual or bi-annual millions to billions of dollar heist is good idea for business ????

ourcat

"Not your keys?

... Not your coins."

schleck8

If your crypto was stolen in this, atleast you can rest assured that your money will be put to good use. In North Korea that is, by the military. I'm sure at this point Kim himself has Bitcoin merchandise with how often they make massive heists

  • NoidFonsense

    If your crypto was stolen in this, it wasn't your crypto. It is simply cryptocurrency that has been reallocated from an exchange to a more competent party, as the free market intended.

    • nl

      I don't think the security trade-off for most people is clear here.

      Given things like the ledger hardware attack[1] I think the time indexed risk of using a centralized exchange is probably lower than doing self-custody.

      I understand that many people do self-custody for philosophical reasons, but I think trying to disguise this as a security decision ("If your crypto was stolen in this, it wasn't your crypto.") is arguable at best.

      [1] https://www.ft.com/content/70f69253-6017-4259-95c9-48bf0e088...

      • done_lurking

        Self custody doesn't require using a hardware ledger, and such gadgets represent a very small minority of self-custody wallets. In addition, there are noteworthy non-security risks when using an exchange. There's fraud, illiquidity, new legislation, asset forfeiture, and innumerable other reasons why an exchange might prevent you from withdrawing your funds. I think it's naive to suggest that self-custody is just a novelty with no value.

        • nl

          > Self custody doesn't require using a hardware ledger

          Does this mean you recommend not using one? Because that goes against all the common best practice recommendations from when I did a couple of years working in Web3 stuff a few years back.

          > I think it's naive to suggest that self-custody is just a novelty with no value.

          That's not what I suggested.

          I suggested that it is less secure over time than centralized exchanges, even with the things you listed.

        • pishpash

          How can self custody be a novelty when it is the original way and predates exchanges...

          • taeric

            This is a silly comparison. Dip pens are a novelty, and predate every other pen type.

            Records are largely a novelty. And predate streaming services.

            I'm fairly sure originals are almost universally novelties compared to things that came after.

    • ebiester

      So what happened with all of those with hardware wallets that have been pwned?

      There apparently is no such thing as “your crypto” with how many security problems there are.

      • caymanjim

        By the nature of blockchain, it's never, ever your crypto. It's allocated to whichever bucket the majority of participants in a given network agree to allocate it to.

        • dlubarov

          Well, not exactly. A malicious majority of miners could rewind the chain as they please. They could indirectly steal some funds by undoing certain transfers, but they couldn’t just directly reassign funds to themselves.

          • dididi27484sd

            Has anyone calculated the mining capacity of the AI data centre buildouts? Presumably the big firms could out-mine mining firms if they chose to?

            • trevinhofmann

              Absolutely not, as GPUs used in data centers cannot compete with ASICs designed specifically for Bitcoin mining.

              The Bitcoin mining network is somewhere around 1000 EH/s, while the (AI assisted research ahead) 34.5 million H100-equivalent GPUs globally would yield about 0.435 EH/s. They'd represent less than 0.05% of the Bitcoin network.

              • ashkankiani

                That's only if they target Bitcoin and not some other coin which doesn't have an ASIC and has a GPU-friendly hash.

              • 0c3ca83

                If they had built out the same number of ASICs and GPUs, what you said would make sense.

      • weird-eye-issue

        Back around 2012 I created a paper wallet using an offline website (it was HTML and JS downloaded locally that worked without internet. I put it on a USB stick and then use it in a laptop without internet), printed it out and put it in a safe

        • trollbridge

          I did a similar stunt with an old PowerBook where I electrically disabled the WiFi/Bluetooth so it wouldn’t be online unless I plugged in Ethernet, generated keys, and played around with mining. This was back in 2010 when this was all just basically toys for fun. I also encrypted it all with FileVault.

          Then I forgot my pass phrase and have never been able to recover any of it. I don’t even know how many btc were mined/lost.

          Before anyone asks, no, there aren’t any usable exploits / vulns found for the encryption methods used. And from what I can tell the coins in question have still sat frozen for going in a decade and a half now. I suspect many other hackers did the same thing…

          • skinfaxi

            Apparently legacy filevault can be attacked offline with tools like john the ripper.

          • weird-eye-issue

            If you were attempting to mine Bitcoin with a PowerBook I can confidently say you mined zero Bitcoin

            Edit: I thought he was talking about 2012 but yeah in 2010 CPU mining was still a thing

            • skinfaxi

              Wasn't the difficulty like 6 orders of magnitude easier back then?

              • weird-eye-issue

                Okay maybe in 2010 you could use a CPU but even by 2012 it was entirely dominated by GPUs and I think even dedicated hardware was coming out around that time or soon after

            • WarmWash

              ehhh you could CPU mine in the early months IIRC. The issue was that 50BTC wasn't even worth a penny back then lol

        • rationalist

          Wasn't there an offline wallet that used a poor algorithm to develop seed phrases, and thus someone stole all of those coins a couple of months ago?

        • paulpauper

          bitaddresses .org? If the JS code was defective, the coins can still be stolen later if the hacker can recreate the keys by going through the small key space, despite the coins being created being offline.

      • xmcp123

        I keep a modest amount in Cake Wallet, not on an exchange. No hardware needed.

        Tbh the biggest problem is platforms deciding you’re buying drugs because you purchase and transfer out (thanks Venmo)

      • extraextra

        Technically you can literally memorize your secret key

        A paper wallet works as well

        A hardware wallet is just a tradeoff between convenience and an extra security risk

        • paulpauper

          insufficient entropy is the real problem. this is why coldcard was hacked

          • extraextra

            Care to explain?

            Let's say I use an open source wallet, generate the keys, send there a few Bitcoin and then I print the wallet

            Now the Bitcoin is on a paper wallet, where's the vulnerability here? (except a crazy ex burning it down, but that's besides the point haha)

      • NoidFonsense

        idk the whole point of hardware wallets is that they are supposed to be a simpler stack. But if you're using a closed source hardware wallet...

        An old laptop with the wifi card taken out is more transparent and auditable. It just runs the ordinary open source code

        But I just keep all my funds in a hot wallet, no multisig. And if I get hacked I lose it all. I think the answer is just have good security and dont get hacked. The risk of losing cryptocurrency will encourage security advances across the whole ecosystem. I think I will set up multisig eventually

        • lxgr

          How do you update that open source code without network connectivity? How do you securely input long transaction data to sign?

          > I think the answer is just have good security and dont get hacked.

          So you proposed a way to be more secure, only to discard it yourself in favor of “just having good security”?

          • trollbridge

            You don’t. It’s not networked. It doesn’t need updates.

            In fact, updates are only a risk. You physically remove anything that can allow updates to happen + anything that allows wireless networking.

            • lxgr

              Then your scheme falls apart as soon as a backwards incompatible update is adopted by the blockchain.

            • georgeecollins

              How do you actually use funds like this? I mean, I know this is set aside for later. But if you had an emergency, how fast could you actually spend it?

              • idiotsecant

                Trivially. You can simply read the keys on the offline machine with your eyeballs and set up a software or hardware wallet elsewhere to access the account.

                • lxgr

                  What is the offline machine even doing then? Seems like you could replace it with a sheet of paper.

                  • idiotsecant

                    How do you do the math of generating the wallet keys with a piece of paper? Such a thing is technically possible but you wouldn't want to.

          • NoidFonsense

            USB flash or QR code to transfer data

            I agree my approach is not great, I dont own a lot

        • razodactyl

          I wonder if wallet is not a good or bad analogy considering it would make sense to have many wallets to distribute potential damage instead of being taken out in a single hit... UX issue?

      • jwpapi

        You can have crypto without hardware wallets

    • method_capital

      Code is law!

    • razodactyl

      This is highly insensitive and highly logical. I am very conflicted.

    • cryptoegorophy

      not your keys not your coins...

      • pkulak

        Or if it is your key and your air-gapped hardware wallet gets hacked because someone didn't use the right RNG. Crypto is apparently never yours; you're just holding on to it for some future criminal or nation state.

        • cryptoegorophy

          hardware waller is NOT your key too. YOUR key is the paper wallet generated OFFLINE on a clean laptop that was never connected to web. There is a giant difference.

          • rationalist

            Your method does not protect against what the person you replied to, posted.

            If your paper wallet, generated offline, used a bad RNG, it is just as vulnerable.

          • addaon

            > YOUR key is the paper wallet generated OFFLINE on a clean laptop that was never connected to web.

            That sounds like your housekeeper's key...

            • nkrisc

              Commit it to memory, the original kind.

              • wlesieutre

                And then make sure to never have any memory loss or you’ll lose all your money too.

                • nkrisc

                  That’s the risk. You can write it down or otherwise store it, but you’re trading one risk for another.

        • idiotsecant

          It's bizarre how this is the new thing everyone has to echo whenever they see a crypto thread.

          You can store crypto with zero risk of electronic access just using offline wallet generation and an offline wallet. It's not even hard.

    • skinfaxi

      If someone steals your wallet, it wasn't your money, just the free market working as intended.

    • UltraSane

      Controlling your own crypto keys is like having your net worth in cash or gold stored in your house. It could easily be lost or stolen or destroyed in a fire unless you take extraordinary precautions and then it is all gone.

      • idiotsecant

        It's not at all like storing gold, since you can have multisig wallets. You can make it arbitrarily difficult to lose or get stolen, depending on how thinly you want to slice your secrets and how many friends you have.

        • UltraSane

          "you can have multisig wallets"

          This falls under "extraordinary precautions" that few people do and is an enormous error prone hassle.

          • idiotsecant

            It's not an enormous error prone hassle there are third parties that make it pretty intuitive. Just because you don't know how to do something doesn't mean it is impossible.

  • throw101010

    > If your crypto was stolen in this, atleast you can rest assured that your money will be put to good use.

    You could put it in USD and you'd be financing the bombings of schoolgirls in Iran in a pointless and no-end-in-sight war... not saying either is better, but one of them is optional for US citizens, while the other isn't. And the optional one also lets you avoid third-party custodians like Binance.

    • tootie

      Holding assets in USD isn't the same as paying taxes.

      • throw101010

        That's why I've mentioned being a US citizen, but don't worry the same kind of moral dilemmas applies to most other fiat currencies/citizenships.

  • paulpauper

    who is the buyer though? North Korea has to sell it somewhere to buy stuff

    • zaik

      Someone is certain to buy dirty coins at the right price point.

glimshe

At least they are safe from governments and their "fiat money"!

  • growingentropy

    Yeah, but not the fact that 99.9% of people in the crypto space are soulless scammers.

  • lifeisloving

    My btc isnt stolen, and isnt stored in some cloud exchange..

    • throwawayfifo

      Hope it's not stored in a Ledger wallet...

      • lifeisloving

        Why, because you read a single Youtube title that said ledger got hacked, that you didn't even watch and dont know the specifics?

        Sorry, the likelihood of my banking creds, or other important accts getting hijacked via an infostealer or some other method is about 100x more likley than me buying a tampered ledger device.

        A hardware supply chain attack is easily mitigated by inspecting your hardware and buying from a reputable source and not a singular random malaysian shopify site selling hardware wallets...

        • throwawayfifo

          >Why, because you read a single Youtube title that said ledger got hacked, that you didn't even watch and dont know the specifics?

          No, because there was global news and retailers in Germany taking devices off the shelves:

          https://x.com/0xJohannes_/status/2109240472933671125

          https://www.heise.de/en/news/Crypto-thieves-sell-hardware-wa...

          >Sorry, the likelihood of my banking creds, or other important accts getting hijacked via an infostealer or some other method is about 100x more likley than me buying a tampered ledger device.

          Sorry, the likelihood of my banking creds, or other important accts getting refunded via any bank or some other method is about 10000x more likley than me getting my buttcoins back.

          >A hardware supply chain attack is easily mitigated by inspecting your hardware and buying from a reputable source and not a singular random malaysian shopify site selling hardware wallets...

          People bought compromised devices from reputable sources and still lost all their buttcoins.

          • lifeisloving

            Ive been hearing the same cope since 2016, bud. Its so tiring.

            Im not saying its for everyone, its definately not for normies like yourself

            Ive had more money stolen, and not refunded in traditional bank accounts (thousands) than Ive ever had stolen in crypto (none).

        • nicd

          Because everyone knows how to inspect hardware against future supply chain attacks, right?

    • johnnyApplePRNG

      It's worth still dropped by 5% though and counting.

      • lifeisloving

        And your point?

        Do you price your savings based on 12hours of market volatility, or do you look at it cumulatively over a duration?

        • hyperadvanced

          I certainly don’t look at my savings gaining or losing 30% to 50% of its value every year. In fact, it’s actually more than that, as bitcoin has traded sideways compared to USD, which has lost 30% of its value in the past year. Catastrophic use of spare funds compared to the S&P 500

  • anonym29

    The purchasing power of one US dollar is 64% of what it was in 2008 when BTC was invented, and is on track to be worth half of what it was in 2008 by 2032, the same year that the social security trust fund is on track to go insolvent and see benefits automatically cut by 22%, which surely will not be papered over with more money printing :)

    https://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/2008?amount=1

    • echoangle

      So 3% yearly Inflation? The target is 2% so not too bad. You don’t want your actual currency to gain value just by waiting.

      • BuyMyBitcoins

        I understand the rationale around targeting inflation and seeking to actively avoid deflation. That being said, I wish the inflation target was less than 1%.

        Eventually, possibly within my lifetime, a Big Mac meal is going to cost $50.

        • echoangle

          > Eventually, possibly within my lifetime, a Big Mac meal is going to cost $50.

          Is the problem the number or the concept?

          Your salary should also go up so the only thing affected is the cash you hold. Would it be better if the currency would be version-bumped every 10 years and rescaled to remove the inflation?

          • Den_VR

            Salary should go up, you say… how well is that holding true?

            • wmf

              In the US wages have outpaced inflation. Obviously that's an aggregate measure so it's not true for everyone.

          • BuyMyBitcoins

            That last comment was more of a reflection on how old I’m getting. I did a poor job of conveying that.

            I am curious if I’ll live long enough to see the United States issue higher denomination bank notes again.

          • codedokode

            What if you are too old and cannot work?

            • wmf

              Pensions and social security are indexed to inflation. 401ks should beat or match inflation.

              • baobabKoodaa

                Pensions in Finland are not "indexed to inflation" in the sense that you mean. Our pensions are wildly underfunded and people of working age generally expect to get back LESS than the NOMINAL VALUE of what they've paid towards their pensions during their working life (*when we count "employer contribution" into "employee contribution", which is what it is in reality).

            • verteu

              Investments outpace inflation even more than wages (r>g).

      • zarzavat

        That's why it's not safe to hold fiat money, it's by design. Governments don't want people to hold it, they want them to cycle it, spending it, investing it, and lending it out.

        The existence of harder forms of money (gold, bitcoin, etc) is an expected consequence of how the system is designed, and not in any way a subversion of it. Somehow, both sides seem to miss this point.

        • baobabKoodaa

          Why do you think "holding fiat money" is something that is inherently good or desirable in the first place? Such a weird premise. Money is for the purpose of exchanging goods and services; you're supposed to hold a minimal amount of it. The rest you invest.

        • skinfaxi

          > The existence of harder forms of money (gold, bitcoin, etc) is an expected consequence of how the system is designed, and not in any way a subversion of it. Somehow, both sides seem to miss this point.

          Can you expand here? Governments don't want to incentivize storing value in order to encourage spending, but people want to be able to store value because that's what we've been doing since farming.

          Is it because money is a medium of exchange and not a store of value?

          • zarzavat

            Governments may want as much economic activity as possible but we've learned the hard way that this is detrimental to the financial system, because it creates damaging boom and bust cycles.

            So we empower central banks to intervene in various ways in the monetary system in order to achieve low inflation and system stability.

            Activity is only the secondary objective. System stability is the first. Stability doesn't mean that markets cannot go up and down even violently. It means that when they go violently up and down, there remains faith in the currency and people are not suffering from mass unemployment, etc.

            When a currency is healthy and has low inflation, hard assets are not a threat. Gold doesn't pay any interest, it doesn't have any earnings. You don't need to convince people to buy stocks and bonds instead of gold, they do that by themselves.

            When a currency is unhealthy, hard assets can become a threat to it, but notably it's usually other fiat currencies that are the biggest threat.

            Hard assets are useful tools for the financial system because they are less correlated with the market. You can criticise Bitcoin in various ways but the criticism that it is a hard asset with a fixed supply that by not inflating somehow damages the financial or monetary system doesn't land. Fiat money is intended to facilitate the existence of markets in other things, including hard assets.

      • OJFord

        > You don’t want your actual currency to gain value just by waiting.

        Relative to what? Talk of BTC gaining value is primarily wrt USD; I'd be perfectly happy with my actual currency (GBP) gaining value wrt USD.

        I suppose BTC can only 'deflate' in the long-run (and with an assumed supply of goods and services available in exchange for it) since the mintable volume is fixed. But perhaps it exposes that talking of currencies inflating is a bit sloppy, as it doesn't really make sense for BTC, and it's the economy or banking system that inflates really..

      • listenallyall

        It kinda is too bad because every inflation miss compounds, permanently. The 6 and 7% annual rates the US experienced a few years back are permanently embedded in price levels - it's not like the Fed adjusted its target down for a few years to counteract past years of high inflation, nor is it even evident that current policies are working, given that inflation hasnt actually been at 2% since 2018 (excluding 2020) and inflation is rising again in 2026. Obviously the late 70's were worse, statistically, but the Fed took enormous steps while the current Fed seems far more hesitant to ignore the government and Wall St.

      • anonym29

        >You don’t want your actual currency to gain value just by waiting

        You might not, I do.

        Tell you what: you go short btc/usd, I'll go long btc/usd, and let's circle back in 10 years and see who did better.

        • lxgr

          >> You don’t want your actual currency to gain value just by waiting

          > You might not, I do.

          Then you don't want a currency. For something to be money it needs to (among other things) be a medium of exchange, and nobody really wants to trade away a thing today if they know it will be more valuable tomorrow.

        • Arnt

          Yeah, I want the assets I hold to increase in value, too, or at least not decrease.

          Suppose you have some control over currency. You run a country. I'm that case, so you still want the currency to gain value compared to the alternatives?

          Your choice is basically: holding currency is more profitable than building a house or running a business (or lending to those who do), or else less profitable. If you run a country, do you want houses and jobs and all that kind of thing, or do you want people to do better if they choose to hoard currency?

          • hackernudes

            What about when the US dollar was backed by gold? Were there no houses or businesses?

            If I need a house today I'll buy it. I might not invest in real estate or stocks as much if my currency will be worth more tomorrow but I'll still buy stuff I need or want badly enough.

            • Arnt

              The price of gold was fixed in the US in that period. Gold lost buying power as the years passed.

        • echoangle

          I mean as someone managing a state. If there’s a guaranteed way to make money by holding your currency, you’re not really incentivized to invest your money in semi-risky endeavors. Why would I fund a company to make me some single digit returns if I can just hold the money? If the central bank would actively enforce a deflationary currency, nobody would invest anymore.

          • gabruoy

            This justification never makes any sense to me. There’s already a safe way to make a percentage back that will generally be higher than inflation: government bonds, offered by the very same government that supposedly wants inflation. There are even TIPS bonds in the US that match inflation directly. And people do measure whether or not a risky investment will make more than just holding bonds. Inflation just screws over people who don’t have the ability to invest their money into other assets.

            • lesuorac

              If you buys bonds you’re not sitting on money.

              The bond seller is intending to put it to productive use to generate the yield.

              This differs from deflation where people will (more the before) actually sit on money and not buy bonds. Then people who need liquidity cannot get it as the money supply drys up.

              • gabruoy

                This is true for corporate bonds, but governments plan on generating their bond revenue by taxing citizens (which I guess could be a whole separate conversation on whether or not that’s productive) and by printing more currency, which seems rather circular in logic.

          • throwawaythekey

            There's still relative rates of return i.e. 100% of money isn't in gov bonds even though it should outperform inflation

        • ForHackernews

          Why do cryptobros always refuse to admit investing exists? Forex and crypto trading are always zero sum, but you don't have to choose between dollars under your mattress or bitcoin on a thumb drive, you can actually invest in productive assets.

          SPY has outperformed BTC over the last 5 years, and with far less volatility.

    • glimshe

      Sure, but you could also have used this dollar to buy oil, gold, stocks, bonds etc

      • method_capital

        Sure. Since the invention of say Bitcoin, which of those assets would you have preferred to own and why?

        • nl

          > Since the invention of say Bitcoin

          Convenient date to pick there.

          > which of those assets would you have preferred to own and why?

          NVDA.

          It's a productive use of resources, not a last-fool-standing pyramid scheme.

        • rozap

          hindsight is the best hedge fund

        • echoangle

          You know that you can’t just judge an investment by past return, right? Would it be rational for a lotto player to tell you how great lotto is as an investment? Or people winning at the casino? Success doesn’t mean it was the rationally optimal decision.

      • anonym29

        Compare a purchase of any commodity, bond, precious metal, or ETF/mutual fund in 2008 to BTC's performance since 2008. Or 2009, or 2010, or 2011, or 2012, or 2013, or 2014, or 2015, or 2016, or 2017, or 2018...

        • joshuahedlund

          It’s a bit cherry-picking, but right now BTC’s 5-year growth is 28% while the S&P is 67%.

          To be fair bitcoin’s initial years were extraordinary. By any metric you use though the rate of increase has clearly slowed.

    • cowsandmilk

      BTC has ~26% less purchasing power than it had at the beginning of 2026. I’m not sure its volatility is a win.

    • krackers

      >$1 in 2008 is worth $1.56 today

      That's an odd way of phrasing it, since the $1 is still worth $1, and a naive reading would make you think it's "worth more" when the buying power has actually reduced.

      Wouldn't it be clearer to say $1 today only buys you 64% of what you could have bought in 2008.

      • mihaelm

        Tbh both ways of phrasing are fine to me. $1.56 today will get you as much as $1 in 2008, looking at it simplistically.

        • baobabKoodaa

          It may be technically correct, but one phrasing can be easily misunderstood while the other can't.

    • triceratops

      The US dollar is worth less than it was in part because the US economy has grown.

      This is mathematically provable:

      1. A dollar in 2008 could buy 1/14tn of the value created by the US economy (the GDP) in 2008.

      2. A dollar today can only buy 1/32tn of the value created by the economy in 2025.

      It's obvious a 2025-2026 dollar is worth less than a 2008 dollar. That's just math.

      But. A dollar in 2008 could buy 230% more of the economy than it can today. And you say its purchasing power has only eroded 64%. That means the dollar is actually worth more today, compared to the size of the economy it's in. Weird, I know.

      EDIT: I'm fine with downvotes but tell me why I'm wrong.

daveguy

Welp, I guess crypto is still like if you let banking services be run by amateur tech bros.

ReptileMan

Please let it be rogue AI agents for maximum lulz.

anonym29

Yet another reminder of the first rule of crypto: Not your keys, not your coins.

  • gukov

    About that (Coldwallet)...

    • anonym29

      A big problem for anyone who trusted their security to a commercial provider with a less audited codebase than the BTC core wallet software.

rwmj

I thought the point of crypto was no takesies-backsies?

  • michaelt

    That hasn't been true for years.

    Back in 2016 a then-huge Ethereum smart contract called "The DAO" [1] had a loophole that let an attacker extract a third of all the funds.

    But a lot of the developers and miners had either lost money themselves, or had friends who'd lost money, or felt the embarrassing incident was devaluing their own Ethereum holdings. So they decided to allow takesies-backsies.

    There's probably a philosophical lesson there about power and who the rules really apply to.

    [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_DAO

    • chao-

      I vividly remember a number of discussions/debates during that time (including on HN). I was more favorable to cryptocurrency in those days, and one of the things that contributed to my disillusionment was watching the people deepest and closest to it rediscover financial regulation from first principles, now that it was in their interest.

      • throwaway132448

        Witnessing the same people discover philosophy from first principles in the face of AI has been similarly farcical, as if we’re the first people to try and wrestle with a definition of intelligence.

        • cheraderama

          Philosophy, unlike financial regulation, isn't generally forced on people.

          • narrator

            Yeah it is. It's called law. For example: when is intent important or a mitigating factor in a crime? When is it not important. Very philosophical.

            • nonethewiser

              By that logic financial regulation is philosophy too but that makes the original comparison of financial regulation to philosophy non sensical. You’re shifting the terminology beneath out feet.

              Law is downstream of philosophy. Youre forced to deal with conclusions that may be based in philosophy (or they may be arbitrary or self interested). Nobody makes you hold a position on mens rea. In that way you can ignore the philosophy.

          • throwaway132448

            I don’t think I understand what you’re trying to say.

            In the literal sense, people have been forcing their philosophy on other people for at least as long as we’ve had societies, so I assume it’s not that.

            • nonethewiser

              Arent you disagreeing with yourself? You say these people are just now wrestling with the question of what intelligence is despite it being a longstanding philosophical question. So it clearly wasn’t forced on them.

            • michaelt

              I myself was held prisoner by John Searle for 20 years, my only contact with the outside world by notes slipped under the door written in Chinese - a language I do not speak.

          • jojobas

            You take not being subjected to say Marxism-Leninism at every stage of your life for granted.

      • ex-aws-dude

        That is the tech bro circle of life

        Invent Notion then keep adding features enterprise customers want until you're re-inventing JIRA/Confluence

        Who left this stupid fence here?

    • phire

      The DAO incident was a special case. It was only sane to do the rollback because the stolen funds were time-locked up for 28 days.

      Ethereum never did it again, rolling back hacks didn’t (and couldn’t) become normal policy. IMO, they shouldn’t have made an exception, as it set a bad example.

      I’ve seen a few other small projects attempt to do rollbacks since, but it usually turns into some kind of mess. In most hacks, the coins aren’t time-locked and quickly get laundered through smaller exchanges (and other services) which act as mixers. The stolen coins end up in the hands of a bunch of innocent people, and the rollback then causes way more harm as those users lose their coins.

      • ahmetson

        Perhaps because in all following hacks none of Ethereum members as a whole participated unlike DAO incident.

    • vvillena

      The unforked variant of the network was kept alive for years. Why didn't it prevail over the forked variant?

    • ahartmetz

      Laws and contracts are just words unless there is someone willing and able to enforce them. Which is how constitutions are regularly ignored and perverted by dictators.

    • monk_grilla

      I don't think this counts as takesies backsies. This incident clearly followed the code is law principle, the whole point is that a majority forms the chain of truth. In this case, a majority decided to splinter and use a different chain where the incident never occurred.

      As far as I understand blockchain, that is the system working as intended. Some nodes choose to run Ethereum Classic and some choose to run Ethereum. Isn't that the whole point? Decentralisation?

  • toyg

    Those who cannot understand the monetary system are doomed to reimplement it.

    • bell-cot

      Or, as Upton Sinclair noted, what a man can understand is closely aligned with his current self-interest.

    • crtified

      ...while, generally, being thoroughly fleeced by whichever set of wolves (who do understand monetary systems very well indeed) gets wind of the situation and manages to snag the best seats at the feeding trough filled with naive money.

    • dmitrygr

      in lisp

    • manofmanysmiles

      Do you understand the monetary system? If so, what specific steps do you suggest I take to acquire a similar understanding?

      Edit: the downvotes are suggesting I'm missing something. I think my communication style could be improved.

      • danielmarkbruce

        Talk to chatgpt about how a checking account works, and really understand what happens when you put some money in the bank, and when you transfer that money to another person at another bank, how it's accounted for, how the banks actually do that transfer.

        That's 80% of the thing right there.

        • trollbridge

          The banks and government go out of their way to make fraud difficult and prevent accountholders from being defrauded of their deposits.

      • cheraderama

        Reply to the edit: the parent comment was making a joke (though maybe there is some depth to it) and your reply sounds like a rhetorical question by a spoilsport. Unfortunate!

        ETA: it's a joke because the original saying is "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it"

      • collinmcnulty

        MIT opencourseware has an intro to finance course that was taught as the financial crisis was unfolding. I highly recommend it.

      • toyg

        Going to school and reading up on how and why we got where we are...?

        Some people (particularly criminals and oligarchs) might not like them, but most of the structures around financial movements exist for very practical reasons, often stemming from the will to uphold the rule of law. Obviously nothing is perfect (the US have an excessive level of control, VISA/Mastercard are de-facto monopolies, etc etc), but one cannot seriously think that the way to fix things is to reimplement everything from scratch in a wild west of shady unaccountable operators...

        • iugtmkbdfil834

          << one cannot seriously think that the way to fix things is to reimplement everything from scratch in a wild west of shady unaccountable operators

          One absolutely can, but I think things have to first get sufficiently difficult for ordinary folks to even notice. Fortunately ( sarcasm tag here for otherwise perfectly normal individuals, who may be missing some caffeine in their organism ), given that the war is coming along with various related national security restrictions, we may soon be able to experience that particular slice of fun.

        • manofmanysmiles

          My intuition is saying: the system arose naturally and intelligently over a long period of time, and even with its flaws has a lot of "load bearing legacy code" that few people understand, and new "engineers" think they'll just rewrite the whole thing from scratch and delete the "junk DNA" to use another metaphor. A little time passes and the beautiful clean rewrite collapses because of "totally unforeseeable circumstances" and the "old broken legacy system" is used to save the day. Somewhere a senior "monetary engineer" rolls over in his grave...

          Any recommendations for books? Or even podcasts?

          I don't have zero understanding. It sounds like you have a deeper understanding than I do.

        • TheOtherHobbes

          The entire financial system is a chaotic boundary between thieves and opportunists, and people who want to keep thievery and opportunism under enough control to keep the system nominally workable.

          It's always been like this. Which is why financial systems blow up and/or collapse regularly.

      • 12_throw_away

        > If so, what specific steps do you suggest I take to acquire a similar understanding?

        School! Teachers! Classes!

        Seriously, the traditional higher ed system is still a very good place to learn things like this. (I honestly tend to forget about it since academia hasn't really caught up at teaching software engineering, but that's really the exception rather than the rule ...). For traditional subjects like finance/economics, you can absolutely find inexpensive extension courses taught by people who care about pedagogy.

      • HFguy

        If you want to quick primer to read tonight I suggest “The Economic Organization of a POW Camp by Radford”. Will be free download.

      • ashkankiani

        Watch Yanis Varoufakis videos on youtube.

  • Jhsto

    Doesn't apply for USDT and USDC which can freeze funds with a court order.

    And like the DAO hack on Ethereum showed, if most people who run blockchain software decide that something never happened, they can revert transactions that way.

    • Hamuko

      >And like the DAO hack on Ethereum showed, if most people who run blockchain software decide that something never happened, they can revert transactions that way.

      Isn't that a pretty integral part of the blockchain? 51% attacks were even featured on the HBO show Silicon Valley.

      • wmf

        Fixing the DAO hack wasn't done via a 51% attack. In most/all blockchains protocol changes aren't done by simple majority vote.

        • baobabKoodaa

          Yes it was done by 51% attack. The chain split into ETH and ETC.

          • wmf

            Not every chain split is a 51% attack.

            • baobabKoodaa

              Sure, some chain splits fail to get any significant support, so they don't reach anywhere near 51% of mining power. This one did. Hence, it's called a "51% attack".

              • wmf

                Nope. None of what you're saying is correct.

                • baobabKoodaa

                  Offhand dismissal of some very uncontroversial statements. Cool. Maybe you should stop spreading intentional misinformation and instead do something positive with your life.

  • jml7c5

    The value in USDT and USDC comes from the fact that they can (theoretically) be redeemed for real US dollars. One thing the issuers can do is announce "we will never accept redemption requests for these particular stolen coins", making them more or less worthless.

    • grey-area

      Oh so you're saying a central authority can declare your currency worthless at any time? Good to know. Sounds very like a central bank issued currency though?

      • codedokode

        It's literally in USDT contract [1], see line 264. USDT is implemented as a contract in several other networks like ETH and has a blacklist. So every USDT operation is a record in ETH blockchain that calls one of the methods (like "transfer" or "add to blacklist").

        [1] https://etherscan.io/address/0xdAC17F958D2ee523a220620699459...

      • dlubarov

        This is a purely optional part of the crypto ecosystem, so I don't see how it's an argument against crypto in general.

        One can also burn tokens, just as one can burn cash, but we don't tend to hold that against either systems since it's purely optional.

      • cowlevel

        Stablecoins are literally central banks. Decentralised coins are literally decentralised central banks. Bitcoin's algorithm is a central bank.

        • grey-area

          Well I don't think they're very decentralised, which was the original premise.

          Any rules can and have been changed by those with leverage to do so (be that exchanges, miners or devs), in the end any system like this storing value is captured and controlled.

          • broken-kebab

            They are decentralized cause they operate on a sort of consensus between nodes as was original premise. Are they "very decentralized" depends on your definition of "very", of course, and techical realities of a particular situation.

        • icepush

          Decentralized central banks - are these the finance equivalent of dehydrated water ?

  • xaksnTMu2

    That was already proven false after ETH fork on 2016-07-20, that rolled back funds stolen in DAO hack.

    • NoidFonsense

      don't bet against the house. eventually you have to cash the chips out for real money, and the house might throw out the old chips.

      Unless the house is monero or something and you want a lifetime supply of drugs.

  • eagerpace

    Centralized decentralization

  • hgoel

    Turns out that even crypto's rules only apply if you're poor.

  • basch

    It’s always been that the voters determine reality.

  • lossolo

    Stablecoins like Tether and USDC can freeze funds held in their contracts, they can even destroy funds in blacklisted accounts:

    > function destroyBlackFunds (address _blackListedUser) public onlyOwner

  • stackghost

    The idiots that wanted no takebacks are the same ones who lacked the critical thinking ability to foresee this exact situation.

  • qwbar

    Well, Tether was started by an Epstein friend and first handled by the CIA Deltec bank in the Caribbean. Now it is handled by Lutnick's Cantor & Fitzgerald and is in Bukele's El Salvador.

    Don't mess with Tether, it is practically state owned.

    • bflesch

      Interesting, so it ties into the NSA vs CIA war? Some nerds from NSA/MIwhatever launched crypto, then the CIA trust fund nepo kids hijacked/weaponized it through tether

    • FireBeyond

      There's an amazingly hilarious interview with the Deltec's "Deputy CEO" and CNBC back in the day:

      - was conducted from his gaming rig

      - about Deltec's (and therefore Tether's) money movements being several times larger than all the banking in their country was due to people misunderstanding the country's two banking licenses, the names of which HE "couldn't remember right now" (the Deputy CEO of a bank who can't remember the name of the banking licenses where they operate?!?), and he "wasn't sure which [banking license] the bank has, but we might (emphasis mine) have both"

      - oh yeah, said Deputy CEO's "resume": 33 years old, by his LinkedIn claimed to have graduated HEC Lausanne in Switzerland with a Master of Science at the age of 15... celebrating his graduation by immediately being named Professor of Finance at a university in Lebanon. While dividing his spare time between running hedge funds in Switzerland (called Indepedance [sic] Weath [sic] Management) and uhh... Jacksonville, FL.

      Once CNBC's viewers started ridiculing and questioning both Deltec Bank and Tether and when that looked hilariously bad, they removed his info from the bank's website.

      And when that looked bad, they added it back.

      And when that looked bad, they removed the bank's whole website, and replaced it with a broken WP template with no working links.

      Hey, look, several years after that, go to Deltec's website. "Ultra sophisticated private banking" running on a different WordPress site. "Client login"? "This site can’t be reached Check if there is a typo in ebanking.deltecbank.com. DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN". Just as has been the case for years.

      ... and then the entire bank website was replaced with a low-effort WordPress template. Their online banking was Javascript hard coded to refuse all login attempts.

      "Sounds legit to me", said the crypto bros. "Fuck the regulatory system. This is the new era."

  • aidenn0

    Most crypto is "majority rules" where the majority is either "majority of the currency" (proof of stake) or "majority of the mining power" (proof of work).

    In this case, iFinex has the explicit ability to freeze funds in Tether.

honkycat

it's almost like crypto's stupid for this reason.

privacyishuman

I expect Monero to be a good investment going into this LLM era.

It always pumps after hacks when they swap to clean it. But it is also just the only crypto that makes sense to be used by regular people.

  • iambateman

    What makes it make sense?

    • SXX

      Cryptocurrencies that are transparent to government tracking are also transparent to whatever criminals want to beat you up and take everything from you.

      Your usual non-crypto millinare likely have less money to steal on them than average grandma. Fiat millionare likely have two credit cards and $100 in a pocket. Or useless iPhone with Apple pay. So there is zero profit in trying to rob fiat millionare or billionare and tons of downsides.

      And moving any amounts of transparent crypto over $100,000 just paints huge "rob me" target on your person.

      • razodactyl

        https://xkcd.com/538/ I've never been so honoured to be able to link one of these.

        • SXX

          That's classic, but whole point with Monero is that no one cant really tell who sent money and who get them.

          It doesnt exactly solve on-ramp / off-ramp, but it hides very well how much you actually have in total.

          With nornal crypto you create direct track from a CEX to every place where you spend the money.

        • skinfaxi

          How would anyone know you have monero if it can't be linked to other transactions like bitcoin?

    • y-curious

      It’s hardest to track so a lot of these heists go into Monero

    • razodactyl

      Ironically that people use it to buy drugs. If it's anonymous, it's closer to the original intention of BitCoin: the masses of CPUs then GPUs can be considered a "paperclip moment" - runaway effects are real.

  • zaik

    But where do I invest when I want my capital to generate something of economic value?

wnevets

Web3 is doing great!

chairhairair

So much for anti-centralization.

  • method_capital

    We're talking about Binance, a centralized exchange.

  • dumberquestions

    No one really considers crypto held in exchanges as decentralized, I guess some might but it's pretty standard knowledge.

    • hocuspocus

      Where coins are held is completely irrelevant. There are cryptocurrencies on real blockchains, and while the technology is dumb and mostly useless, nobody denies that PoW and properly implemented PoS are decentralized.

      And then there are centrally issued and controlled coins on private, permissioned ledgers a.k.a. databases. But most cryptobros never cared about the technology nor the political goal, so anything can be called a cryptocurrency as long as it's a medium for gambling and speculation outside the regulated financial framework.

  • paulpauper

    it was all a lie

  • Analemma_

    I keep saying this: don't bother trying to dunk on crypto people with accusations like this. To a first approximation, nobody in crypto actually believes in the stated principles of anti-centralization, freedom, etc. It's entirely about number go up and always has been. Your charge of hypocrisy just bounces straight off people who never cared about the politics.

    • wolvoleo

      In the beginning of crypto people believed in it. But as the numbers went up and up and up it attracted the wrong people. And the original people left.

      Now the traditional banking system is basically rebuilt in crypto. The banks are busy the exchanges. The EU even talk about making it illegal to store money in your own wallet.

      • pixl97

        It's money, did you think it wouldn't attract the wrong people?!

        This is what happens when people don't think things thru.

      • grey-area

        The traditional banking system does not use cryptocurrencies.

    • wpietri

      It's still useful for the portion of the audience that doesn't realize the depth of the fraud.

    • kalaksi

      It's a poor dunk anyway. The crypto space is vast and has many kinds of coins and communities/people. Some people seem to think it's still 2012.

sreekanth850

Wee are living in post LLM apocalypse. No digital asset is safe. waiting for banks to return to offline banking.

  • nurettin

    I expected it to be the other way around. This is the best time to self-host and decentralize now that the computer can do whatever you want and warn you about security best practices.

    • sreekanth850

      unless you use LLM to harden and constantly monitor your codebase, no digital assets are safe in LLM era. This is not small thing.

zetanor

Not your keys, not your coins, I suppose.

game_the0ry

I'm good, I own my keys, thanks.

  • notyerkoin

    Not your ... Did you roll dice for that key and then use a pre 2008 airgapped since then computer to calculated the address and do you keep that key in a way where it cannot be hacked, forgotten or lost in a fire. You avoid using hardware wallets. Something something not your coin.

soundworlds

So glad that cryptocurrency is properly decentralized so that one company being compromised doesn't led to massive theft /s

formvoltron

first world problems. geez

jesse_dot_id

Crypto? That's all going away.

fierycatnet

That's why I exited crypto long time ago, I could've been more well off if I kept it but these shenanigans is why I sold everything.

EwanToo

https://x.com/binance/status/2115918888429133902?a=jScJVx4TN...

BatteryMountain

Just in time for elections. Now none of the bots/operatives can get paid...oops.

skeledrew

Interesting. I got an email alerting me to a login attempt and requesting for me to verify my device from blockchain.com yesterday. Can't even remember creating an account but I guess it must've happened (I have a lot of forgotten accounts). Wonder if this is related.

  • drdaeman

    Nope, that’s just a running scam. I get a bunch of those from “Ledger”, “Trust Wallet”, and whatnot.

    • skeledrew

      The domain is correct though. Somebody on a machine running macOS was trying to access my account.

  • zug_zug

    Me too, I got one today, don't think I had anything in there though

  • gverrilla

    I had that too, and I also can't remember lol.

vldszn

UPD: This is related to the Polymarket security incident, not Binance. Sorry, I missed that.

Per Changpeng Zhao (former Binance CEO):

This seems to be caused by DebugBear compromise: https://x.com/debugbear/status/2115866496643535293?s=46&t=_R...

it appears to be an injection attack on the front end. injecting incorrect tx, but showing a valid tx for the user to sign.

Link: https://x.com/cz_binance/status/2115880474375749834?s=46&t=_...

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