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AbbeFaria

Ex-MSFT here. I resigned in June, I was an L63. I spent 8 years at MSFT across two stints.

My last 18 months at MSFT were deeply unproductive. Constant reorgs, the work not being aligned to my capabilities and unfortunately just the general feeling that I was under worked and had very little opportunity for career advancement.

I would look at my colleagues and sister teams and wonder, why do they need these many people to work on something so trivial ? Or how did this person get promoted for doing that work ? I am sure envy played a part in the second question but it was legitimate. Remember, all this was before LLM tools were prevalent.

In the end, I left off my own volition. In my last 6 months, I did very little work, if at all any. I thought why am I being paid so handsomely for such little and trivial work. I did try interviewing in a few different teams but didn’t make it (Azure Files and Hyperscale DB). If I had stayed, I would have been swiftly laid off or if I was lucky enough last long till this buyout.

I think same is true for all Big Tech companies. Too many employees doing not enough or quality work.

  • nomel

    The big tech companies are getting old. I think it's a fundamental rule that the competence and effectiveness of an org must fall, over time, driven by the fact that a person will more readily hire someone they can understand than someone that is more intelligent/competent/effective. This causes a slow degradation.

    I also think there's been a drastic shift in the working culture of tech/engineering spaces, in general, over the last 15 years. From my experience, it's definitely drifted away from a bunch of nerds solving problems to something more towards emotional/personal/politics. I recently saw someone cry when a person very kindly asked them to explain a discrepancy. "Back in my day" people would just state facts, point out flaws, and argue a bit, and have fun doing it, for better or worse.

    • abustamam

      Maybe I'm just lucky but I have a few gen Z coworkers and they are probably more often than not the voice of reason in our org (start up with 8 engineers). I think if an employee can't handle simple constructive criticism or clarifications maybe they should not be employed.

      I did used to work for a consulting firm about a decade ago, and I was leading a staff augmentation project with another company and I was once chastised for saying "hey guys" in a chat because there were women in the group. I was encouraged to use "y'all" but not wanting to sound like I was from the south, I just used "peeps" which was somehow okay.

      I'm all for inclusive language but I thought that was a bridge too far.

      • throwaway20222

        A coworker was asked in a meeting how he was holding up after pulling an epic two day sprint to deliver a project that saved our butts. He replied “I felt like jumping out of a window.”

        Someone reported him for not warning the room about suicidal ideation before saying it and not considering that it might be triggering. He was actually reprimanded.

        Unfortunately typical of the place. I left soon after.

        • abustamam

          That's wild! I wonder how far I could get at a place like that by saying random things trigger me, like "don't call it a sprint because I once tripped and broke a tooth while sprinting" or something like that. Make an entire organization change their jargon and use fun words like "this is our two week adventure!"

          • sa48k

            I once told someone that they shouldn't use 'flesh out an idea' because it's offensive to skeletons.

            • walthamstow

              In a previous job, in whiteboard sessions, one of the team would always refer to something as the "final solution" and I could never tell whether he was doing it on purpose or not

          • eecc

            Why not try… master is now main after all

            • kavok

              Yeah but in that case main is shorter, still understandable, and has the same autocomplete. It’s actually an improvement.

            • The-Old-Hacker

              I once had a software manager who used "master/child". He had a previous stint as a teacher at an English private school.

          • gbuk2013

            A (US based) PM on our team really liked to use “backlog grooming” until we sent him a few BBC articles about the connotations - he immediately changed his lingo :)

            • olyjohn

              I am offended by the connotations of "BBC," it makes me feel inadequate. Please change your lingo.

          • eastbound

            That may be the game that others are playing. I always wonder how much of this is other countries paying agents to spoil the productivity of the West, as a retaliation for unmerited wars we do to them.

        • NoMoreNicksLeft

          I think this is... well, hilarious is the wrong word. How does that protect anyone that's suicidal? It's teaching everyone that you will be punished for expressing it.

          • PinkSheep

            It's the opposite. It might have driven the person to actual self-commit. Allow me to hypothesize on their behalf:

            - the employee pulled off the impossible

            - may be already burnt out or on the brink of emotional collapse

            - the "jump out of window" would have been as much of a joke as it was a coping response

            - the righteous language policewoman does not feel empathy to personally ask him, how he is doing

            - instead, she goes to HR to report him

            - this unexpected hostility breaks the camel's back and what might have been interpreted as a joke actually wasn't. Still emotionally drained and now backstabbed, the person commits.

            In short: policing voice was more important than taking a potential signal seriously. How is it not a despicable behavior in this situation?

            PS: I hereby permit the commenters to reprimand me for the stereotype-based guess.

          • LaurensBER

            > How does that protect anyone that's suicidal?

            It doesn't, this kind of language policing is all about control and power.

            A friend of mine worked as consultant with a big bank in London. They would get weekly emails about what kind of "newspeak" is allowed or not.

            They seriously banned terms such as an "all hands meeting".

            Woke 1 was absolutely crazy.

            • kakacik

              And the reason there is so much more visible (and still invisible) pushback, stuff went into ridiculous in offices and schools, biggest screamers and complainers basically got the biggest voice. It seems pendulum must swing to the extremes, some stable balanced rational position ain't possible now.

              • ethbr1

                The problem is that HR's remit is minimizing legal liability.

                Nothing about productivity or culture in there.

                So invariably they spend far too much time and effort addressing the person who had an issue with handedness, without consideration of all the other people that's impacting.

                You can't please everyone, but if you're HR, you try.

              • lazide

                Never was, really. You were just used to the old crazy, so the new crazy is jarring.

            • Akronymus

              > Woke 1 was absolutely crazy.

              That feels like the covid amnesty thing to me. Say the previous "version" of x was insane and we should just blanket forgive and forget about it. Kind of a rejecting all responsibility.

              (besides, i dont think there is a woke 1/2 in the first place IMO)

        • bell-cot

          If that was how they treated top performers, I'd hope you had quite a bit of company on the way out.

        • theidjjdiej7484

          US went from insane wokism to insane white-nationalism in the snap of a finger.

          I still don't understand what happened.

          • slater

            Well, the first part didn't happen, and the second part has always been there.

      • mlmonkey

        Reminds me of that one time my partner mentioned "Latino" in a meeting, referring to people from Central and South America in broad terms (this was a marketing meeting, where customers are naturally grouped together along various dimensions).

        She was told to not use "Latino"; but to use "LatinX" instead. What hurt more was the implication that she was being insensitive.

        When I learned of it, I asked my Mexican friends which one they preferred. None of them had heard of "LatinX" and were as confused as I was.

        • dpark

          “Latinx” is weird because it seems to have arisen from a set of privileged English speakers deciding that poor downtrodden Latinas were being hurt by a word they never complained about and pushing this as the “appropriate” word. It’s so clearly not born of the Latino community because that’s not the construction they would use.

          I remember reading about some similar thing with French and the French president’s wife responding that the language was beautiful the way it was and they don’t need outsiders telling them how to gender (or not) their words.

          • mr_00ff00

            Gives vibes of saying “unhoused” instead of homeless.

            I feel like the affluent just love to invent new words to show the “others” that aren’t using it how backwards they are, and how the affluent are truly enlightened.

            • idontwantthis

              I also thought unhoused was just a pointless euphemism, but I recently learned it does have a technical meaning. A "homeless" person might live with friends, in a shelter, or on the street. An unhoused person is one strictly living on the street/car/public space.

              • abustamam

                This is interesting. Two things can be true though. There may be a technical distinction between the two terms but I think many people (like me, until now!) don't know it, which means that many people do use it as a euphemism and not as its technical intention.

                • specialist

                  Like being quoted out of context.

                  It's just so easy to mock terms and phrases of art, to spin up the general public.

                  People like Chris Rufo, who mine legal, bureaucratic, technical, etc. phrases, are trolls.

              • NoMoreNicksLeft

                If I had a friend who was staying with us because he had no other place to be, he wouldn't be homeless. That's like saying my 13 yr old is homeless because his name's not on the mortgage. The only point of the euphemisms is for people to feel self-righteous for policing language. Which they often do because it's lazier than any sort of real reform.

                • HWR_14

                  If your friend moves into your guest room and receives mail there, etc. they are not homeless. If they sleep on your couch 5 days a month then circulate among 6 friends doing the same, they are.

                • dust-jacket

                  That's just not true. Your 13yr old is your legal responsibility, whilst you have a home, they do to.

                  Someone who you generously take in now has a roof over their head but they have literally zero protections - you can argue with them tomorrow and be within your rights to throw them out.

                  Someone with nowhere at all to stay might die of the cold tonight.

                  Homelessness charities absolutely want to know which case you are in. They require different interventions with different priorities.

          • sicktriple

            The sillyness of LatinX is that there isn't even an "Ecks" sound in Spanish.

            • Izkata

              I can't help but read it as "la-tinks". And then I think of Tinkerbelle, who has the nickname Tink.

            • Someone

              I assume you pronounce that X as the X in Mexico.

              • elondaits

                The X in Spanish is sometimes used to “neutralize” the gender of a word. An alternative is the @, as in “latin@“. Visually the x is more harmonic, because of its smaller size, and the fact that there are lower and uppercase versions.

                That x is generally pronounced as an “e” in Spanish (i.e. “latine”, not “latin eks” or “latinks” and most certainly not “latinj”, as the j sound of x is only before a vowel, e.g. xavier = javier).

                But why write an x and not an e? Because there are consonants that change their sound with an “e”. So, say, the word “chicos” (boys) and “chicas” (girls) would be written as “chiques” in neutral because the c sounds like an s and not like a k with an e in front… but “chiques” doesn’t look like “chicos”… visually it’s not recognizable… while “chicxs” is much easier to parse.

                This is how it works. I don’t care to enter a discussion of whether this is nice or not, good or bad. I’ll just leave with the anecdote that I once participated in a project that involved a big survey written in the traditional “neutral” form, which consists of writing “chicos/as” to covers both binary genders. That form quickly becomes very hard to read… “Los chicos/as están sentados/as con sus nuevos/as compañeros/as”. Use of the x has a lot of pushback from some people, but all in all, it’s easier to adapt to.

                • ta7000

                  It's not. And that shows just poor education. Differently from the US, in Spanish we have the RAE (Real Academia Española). That dictates and gives guidelines on how to write so most people will understand what you are writing. The fact that you are having these issues just shows poor education, these topics have been discussed, and they are clear rules to avoid this non sense. Don't invent rules, read what has been already created for you to write clearly in Spanish.

              • afiori

                that is even worse

          • zombocomvibes

            I think the Latino community who cares about such things prefers "latine".

            LatinX is awful. An AIM screen name from 1998.

          • ta7000

            I'm a latino (US citizen, born in Latin America). Somebody said that also at my job. LatinX is despised by most Latin people living in the US. It's acceptance rate is less than 2%. Comes from a 'scholar' invention, and aside of the scholars with both hands in their ears that want to use it, almost all Hispanic and Latinos dislike the term, specially the ones living in the US. I compared it to using the N word with African American people. Call them something they want to be called, not whatever you want to call them.

          • jonathanlydall

            I'm South African so wouldn't really know culturally how African Americans would see it, but wondered at the time if the changing of the Git default branch name to "main" was an initiative by European Americans worried about offending rather than actual offense taken by African Americans.

            It is interesting how different locations find different things offensive. Only when I was living in Europe for a while (doing Blizzard Customer Service) did I became aware of how big a deal the usage of N word was, as over here the K-word (look up "South Africa k-word" if you don't know it) is the word of choice for the, unevolved, die hard racists.

            Was similarly unaware, (but not really surprised in hindsight) how World War II references were much better left avoided and Nazi references an enormous no-no. Over here references to Nazism are very rare and while South Africans did fight and die for the Allies in Europe, the impact of WW2 over here was no where near what it was like for most of the rest of the world.

          • lazide

            Most Latino/latinas I’ve discussed this with find Latinx offensive because there are strong (positive) gender associations with each, and it appears to be explicitly trying to erase them.

            Classifying a Latina as a Latino or vice-versa will get you in a pretty serious fight in a lot of places.

          • wolvoleo

            Here in Spain both the 'x' and '@' versions are really common in written language. The 'e' version I've not seen. But they're not really spoken because the X and @ versions are weird to pronounce. Replacing the o and a with an e makes more sense but it hasn't really seemed to have reached here.

            And no it's not just privileged white people. My Spanish teacher was a Colombiana and she always pointed out the innate patriarchal traits of the Spanish language while rolling her eyes.

            • ozozozd

              My native language has no gender. Every time I see these conversations I wonder “why not do away with the gender?”

              It often leaks information the speaker didn’t intend to share. e.g., “I met a friend. She was late.”

              Did the speaker mean or care to share to gender of this friend? Is it relevant? I don’t think so.

              And I find it especially interesting when people argue for gender-neutral plurals, but then happily use gendered noun. It sort of feels like “everyone must stay in their lane” type of expectation.

              Even the patriarchy argument is weird. The patriarchy - along with religion - wanted this gender line and specification in every context. Wanna stick it to patriarchy? Nix the gender from all languages!

              • dpark

                > The patriarchy - along with religion - wanted this gender line and specification in every context

                Did they? English used to be gendered but lost it ~1000 years ago.

                Languages evolve in odd ways and don’t think the patriarchy or religion have much to do with it.

                • bregma

                  English is still strongly gendered: the animate and inanimate genders are everywhere. The masculine/feminine subgenders are still present in pronouns of the animate gender.

                  If English were to truly evolve to be non-gendered, there would be no "he/him/them" or "she/her/them", only "it/that/those".

              • ramcle

                I wonder how you would feel about, for example, Slavic languages. There, you leak information about the gender even about speaking about yourself in first person (at least in the ones I have some idea about). Example in Polish:

                "Spotkałem kolegę" - "I [male] met a [male] friend."

                "Spotkałam kolegę" - "I [female] met a [male] friend."

                "Spotkałem koleżankę" - "I [male] met a [female] friend."

                "Spotkałam koleżankę" - "I [female] met a [female] friend."

                Notice the different ending (em/am) depending on whether a male or female is speaking.

              • wolvoleo

                > My native language has no gender. Every time I see these conversations I wonder “why not do away with the gender?”

                Yes, many languages have no gender or have a generic option besides genders.

                I always find this very annoying in Roman languages, where every object has an arbitrary gender, and to make matters worse it's not always the same. A word that is female in Spanish could be male in Italian or Portuguese. It trips me up a lot and it's annoying because the gender is just some arbitrary thing there, it has no meaning because objects have no gender. If we're talking about people I can understand but things?

                But languages are not very logical. They are something that melted together over centuries out of habit.

              • suddenlybananas

                Persian doesn't have gender and Iran is famously not patriarchal at all.

              • lazide

                It adds real world flavor, instead of mashing everyone and everything into the same grey goo of genderlessness.

                It’s no surprise that the strongest (mainstream) gendered languages are also known as the ‘Romance languages’.

                Is it logically simpler in some ways to not have it? Of course. Let’s not even talk about how complex gendered verb conjugations are in Spanish or Portuguese, for example.

                But it does allow a lot of beautiful flourishes that add a lot of color.

                • piperswe

                  They're known as the Romance languages because the languages are rōmānicē (Roman-style), not because they're romantic.

                • tacitusarc

                  Romance in the context of languages means they were derived from Latin, the language of Rome.

                  • lazide

                    Technically yes - And also why every single one of the cultures speaking those languages is known for it’s lovers?

            • dpark

              Interesting. Google trends shows that Latine is more common in Spain (and everywhere that isn’t the US).

              Nonetheless I appreciate a perspective from someone who has an affiliation with the culture term refers to.

              • wolvoleo

                Ah I have to say I'm not reading much official media in Spanish, perhaps the media is taking up these terms faster. But I see x and @ in official event posters too.

                But my friends and in the LGBT+ communities chat groups I only see people using the x and @.

                • dpark

                  I have never seen Latin@ at all (but I also do not speak Spanish). Is that a common a/o replacement?

                  I find it interesting that the Hispanic LGBTQ+ community would use LatinX. How is this even pronounced in Spanish? Latin-equis? Or is it the English Latin-ex?

            • mr_00ff00

              I’m curious on people’s opinions here cause I have seen this both ways. I have seen people say gender in the language at all is bad. And have said Spanish is sexist.

              I’ve also seen people argue that we should learn to not see vocabulary gender as gender at all, just start associating some words as “la” and some as “el” with no boy/girl idea behind it.

              • dpark

                Old English for “wife” was masculine. “Maiden” in German is neutral. In Italian, the formal “you” is the same as “she” (written capitalized).

                Grammatical gender is not intrinsically sexist and doesn’t really make a lot of sense if you try to analyze it to tease out what patriarchs were thinking when they added these forms, because largely they never thought about it at all. The forms evolved over hundreds of years.

                • vladvasiliu

                  There are also languages where the gender changes from singular to plural! What do we think of this?

                  I can't say I follow these things too closely, and I do find them silly, but I think that, at least for languages that have "genders", this mostly comes from words describing professions that "seem gendered". I don't think many people care if a bag is feminine or masculine.

                  For example, in French, a doctor is "masculine", but a secretary is feminine. The point was that young girls would see these words and figure, "I can't be a doctor because I'm not a man. Guess I'll just be a nurse (which is feminine, but also has a masculine form)".

                  Now, I think there may be some kind of truth to the fact that many such professions were traditionally held by people of the "same gender". And, now that these traditions don't hold as much anymore, especially for "prestigious" professions, people want to make a point that there's a difference, especially in things like politics and medicine.

                  Of course, I don't remember much noise being made about how to call a woman who picks up garbage (though there are quite a few) or does construction work (haven't seen that many).

                • spankibalt

                  “Maiden” in German is neutral.

                  Nachweise erbeten (citations, please). :)

              • swiftcoder

                > I’ve also seen people argue that we should learn to not see vocabulary gender as gender at all, just start associating some words as “la” and some as “el” with no boy/girl idea behind it.

                If you look up the list of exceptions to the whole "-a = feminine, -o = masculine" in Spanish, it's incredibly long (and covers many of the most common words). Similarly there are a whole bunch where the gender is correct, but the article is swapped because it sounds better. The gender of specific words is also arbitrary, and doesn't agree between the various Romance languages.

                This whole thing is just the leftover pieces of Latin's 3x linguistic genders hanging around in our languages, and ceased to be related to actual gender centuries ago.

                • wolvoleo

                  > Similarly there are a whole bunch where the gender is correct, but the article is swapped because it sounds better.

                  Yes, like "el agua" but agua is a female word. Soo confusing when you are learning it.

            • darksim905

              >My Spanish teacher was a Colombiana and she always pointed out the innate patriarchal traits of the Spanish language while rolling her eyes.

              Was the eye roll part of the sarcasm or...? Colombian and other related Spanish speaking cultures do the same things, so what's her point, to feel like she's sticking it to the invisible spanish dude?

              • wolvoleo

                No, she genuinely hated that even though it is part of Colombian culture too. But being part of a culture doesn't mean you 100% agree with everything.

                I'm Dutch myself and I hate many things in Dutch culture. Especially those stemming from the calvinist influences. It's one of the reasons I don't live there anymore.

            • nbajka

              Which is funny because the entire Spanish-speaking world has always been deeply matriarchal.

              • wolvoleo

                No not really. In the Spanish language the masculine form always takes precedence.

                And they are also catching up on feminism. Until recently here in Spain a woman would have to prove there had been violence when claiming rape. There was a big headline-making case where some rapists went free (well until supreme court appeal): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Manada_rape_case It led to the "only yes is yes" law which was already prevalent in other countries.

                • nbajka

                  Even then, women hold all the soft power in Spanish-speaking countries. For example, at home, whatever the woman says, that’s what’s done. That’s what a matriarchy is.

                  Also, convicting people without proof, that’s not something to be proud of. (This also proves they live in a matriarchy)

                  • partyficial

                    women control the inside, men the outside.

                    that's just biology and it's the case the world over, not only spanish countries.

                  • dpark

                    > convicting people without proof

                    They literally videotaped it and shared the video in a group chat.

                    There was no question of whether the assault happened, only whether it met the bar for the more severe crime.

                    • nbajka

                      There was no proof of lack of consent. But I wasn’t talking about this particular case anyway.

          • PaulDavisThe1st

            > it seems to have arisen from a set of privileged English speakers

            I'd recommend getting out a bit more or reading a bit more:

            > According to Google Trends, it was first seen online in 2004,[7][21][22] and first appeared in academic literature around 2013 "in a Puerto Rican psychological periodical to challenge the gender binaries encoded in the Spanish language."[20][23] Contrarily, it has been claimed that usage of the term "started in online chat rooms and listservs in the 1990s" and that its first appearance in academic literature was in the Fall 2004 volume of the journal Feministas Unidas.[24][25] In the rest of the United States, it was first used in activist and LGBT circles as a way to expand on earlier attempts at gender-inclusive forms of the grammatically masculine Latino, such as Latino/a and Latin@.[21] A similar use of 'x' in the term Mx. may have been an influence or model for the development of Latinx.[10]

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx

            • grepex

              From the same wiki:

              > Despite the increase in awareness, use of the term to describe oneself has not greatly increased over time.[4] As of 2018, use of the term Latinx was limited nearly exclusively to the United States.[29] Manuel Vargas writes that people from Latin America ordinarily would not think of themselves using the term unless they reside in the United States.[29]

              Maybe it didn't technically originate in privileged English speakers but it certainly seems to have arisen in popularity among them.

              As someone who lives in a 99% hispanic region in the US, I've never heard anyone use this term to identify themselves. We're right on the border and that sort of thing seems to mainly happen in larger cities north of here.

            • dpark

              I’m not saying no one who identifies as Latino/Latina/Latinx has ever used the word, or even advocated for it. But the only people I’ve ever heard use this term are, bluntly, very white.

              To the extent that the term has become widespread, it seems to have piggybacked on other diversity and inclusion efforts. People who identify as Latino/Latina seem overwhelmingly to dislike the term.

              > Among Hispanic and Latino Americans, knowledge of the term is not widespread, and reception to the term as a potential classifier for the entire Hispanic/Latino population has been overwhelmingly negative. A 2023 Pew Research Center survey found that roughly half of U.S. Hispanics were not aware of the term Latinx; of those aware of it, 75% said it should not be used to describe the Hispanic or Latino population, preferring instead the terms "Latino" and "Hispanic" by large margins.

              Ironically, the also relatively uncommon “Latine” is in decline but still more popular than Latinx for all of recorded Google trends history. Except in the US. Of course.

              https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=latinx,L...

        • clw8

          I sub to /r/asklatinamerica (and many similar subs, to learn about global opinions and attitudes first-hand) and they absolutely revile the term, and associate it with an attitude they call Gringosplaining.

        • lastofus

          Latinx appears to be on the way out now as well, to be replaced by Latine, for exactly the situation you described. "Latinx" didn't come out of the broader community of native speakers, and was seemingly rejected due to that fact.

          • mook

            … I wish they picked a better word, because I actually misread that as Latrine… definitely not going to be referring to anybody with _that_ at least.

          • lakeviewterrace

            Both were presumably invented by insufferable white people.

            9/10 Latinos would roll their eyes and get back to doing actual work, they don't have time to be offended.

            • scheme271

              Latine comes from South Americans (primarily chileans and argentinians). Whether the people from those countries that came up with it are insufferable white people is up to you.

        • phreack

          Normal Latin Americans want to be called Latin Americans when speaking English. LatAm (people, team, etc.) or similar also works because they prefer shortening by syllables instead of doing acronyms like LA because they're much clearer when read and easier to pronounce.

        • Akronymus

          I know a few latinos, they absolutely loathe latinx. They treat it almost equally to chink, even. Doesnt help that latinx is pretty hard to pronounce for them.

        • GMoromisato

          I was born in Peru and I absolutely abhor the word "LatinX". I assume people meant well, but ironically, it exhibits the "we Americans known better than you" attitude that liberals usually avoid.

        • Steve16384

          The world is full of people wanting to be offended on behalf of other people.

        • daveguy

          No one has been saying LatinX for years. Why the anti-lib propaganda from 2022? Are y'all really that desperate to connect with folks?

        • platevoltage

          Was I wrong in assuming that "Latinx" was only intended for written language? Because it's not pronounceable in any way that makes sense.

          • lakeviewterrace

            I pronounce it "la-tinks" if forced to read it aloud. Always gets some side-eye from coworkers you probably already find obnoxious.

            It's all a performance to them anyway, and I'm not playing the game.

            • abustamam

              I think you're "supposed" to say "Latin-Ecks" (as in pronounce the X) but yeah it's fun to say Latinx because it sorta signals what you think about it while still technically complying.

            • desolate_muffin

              That's exactly how my Mexican friend says it, and he's about as liberal as they come

            • pfannkuchen

              How about “Latin Equis” like the beer?

      • kirab

        > I think if an employee can't handle simple constructive criticism or clarifications maybe they should not be employed.

        and then

        > I was encouraged to use "y'all" [..] I thought that was a bridge too far.

        I wonder if there might be a small bias on your part. The criticism you deem constructive everyone shall endure, but the other criticism you deem a bridge too far you yourself shall not endure.

        • vigilantpuma

          There’s a difference between feedback regarding your work and language policing something like “you guys” which some people have just suddenly decided is offensive as of 2016 or so because I guess we’ve already solved the rest of sexism.

          • hellisothers

            This is/was absolutely a thing and I saw it happen to others and switched to y’all, I got called out for using “dude” and come on dude, dude is extremely gender neutral in this sense.

            • vigilantpuma

              I have not been able to bring myself to use y’all, it just seems so fake and performative. I am not a southerner, why am I y’alling people?

              • sdenton4

                Pennsylvania uses 'yins' for the second person plural, if you'd like a confusing alternative!

          • buuyytp

            No one decided it was offensive. Show me anyone saying they're offended by the use of "guys" as a gender neutral term.

            People get lumped into "guys" and feel excluded. That's such a different bar than feeling offended.

            It's ok for you to say, "I'm sorry my language makes you feel excluded, but I'm not going to change" and it's ok for someone to think less of you as a result.

            Why does everyone jump to the idea that people who want more inclusive language are offended? Or that the critique being offered here is that the language is offensive?

            (Granted, sometimes that is the critique. Plenty of casual racism or ableism is offensive. But that's not the case with "guys".)

            • vigilantpuma

              This really feels like splitting hairs.

              As a woman in this industry, being told that using “guys” to address mixed groups is non-inclusive/insufficiently considerate/worth thinking less of me for (just wow) is much worse than being addressed by “guys” when I’m in a mixed group.

              Like… we have real problems with equality in tech, right?

              • jeromegv

                Yes we have real problems, and this one isn't and it takes 1 minute to solve. "Okay thank you, will change it for next time".

                • autoexec

                  Why spend even one minute "solving" a non-problem? What would even qualify as a solution to a non-problem? Or maybe it's a problem, just not a real problem, although if a problem is imaginary, surely the solution can be too.

                  • buuyytp

                    It can be a problem. If someone doesn't like people taking calls at their desk because it interrupts them, they might ask their peers not to do that. If someone has a dislike for a food, they might ask their friends to not go to a type of restaurant. If someone has particular nickname preferences (Will vs Bill) they might share those.

                    People deliberately choosing not to try to honor those preferences are making a choice with a small impact. No one is claiming it's a big deal. But honoring preferences can make people feel unhappy.

                    As can honoring a preference that you find silly.

                    It turns out, this is pretty simple human negotiation stuff -- we can all express a preference and we can all choose to not honor it. And we have to be comfortable with the idea someone might think less of someone else a little bit as a result.

                    • autoexec

                      I'm all for reasonably accommodating reasonable preferences. A nickname preference for example is common and fairly easy to accommodate. The more bizarre and unreasonable your preferences are though the less likely people are going to be to accommodate them, especially if those people aren't very close to you. Even people who do go through the trouble to accommodate someone's strange or burdensome preference might think less of them a little bit.

                      "I interpret a commonly used word or phrase as meaning something other than what the dictionary says that it means, and differently from what pretty much everyone, for hundreds of years, has intended it to mean when they say it, and so every time I hear it used by anyone that makes me unhappy so please stop using that word or phrase around me" is a pretty strange request that some people might find a bit unreasonable. At least it might not be too hard for some to constantly remember to alter their vocabulary around specific people.

                      In terms of human negotiation, part of working in a professional environment, or any large group of mixed company, involves understanding that you may not have your every preference catered to and that for some preferences it can even be impolite to impose on the group by asking them to take your weird hang up into account. The strength/impact of the preference, the size of the group and how well you all know each other will have to factor into that though.

                      I suspect that "I'll just try to remember and understand that people who say 'you guys' use it to mean what the dictionary says that it means" is a more reasonable position than "Every one of the 200,000+ people who work for the same company that I work for should alter their vocabulary to accommodate my personal preference because I want to cling to a non-standard definition of that particular phrase and I'll judge anyone who refuses to comply"

                      • buuyytp

                        You seem to not be listening, or perhaps not understanding.

                        You are free to consider my request unreasonable. The consequence is a minor one -- I'll know I asked and you declined, and you'll lose some fractional amount of social capital with me.

                        Where in that does it say I expect my preferences to be catered to?

                        The whole interaction goes like this: "I feel excluded by 'guys', any chance we could settle on something else?" "No" "Ok" (-1 reputation with me)

                        Why do you make this out like it's some major thing to have someone ask, and then decline? You have agency, you are allowed to say no. I genuinely don't understand the intensity with which you and others respond with.

                        • Balooga

                          Is your request made one-on-one or in front of the whole "guys" group? If it is not one-on-one, then you have set the other person up in front of the entire group.

                          > "I feel excluded by 'guys', any chance we could settle on something else?"

                          In agreeing to your preference this person can no longer use the word 'guys' at all, ever? Or they can, but before doing so must first scan the faces of everyone in the group and if they see you then use an alternate?

                          This is the problem with personal preferences. They are personal to you, not to anyone else.

                          If your company orders pizza for lunch and your personal preference is for no pepperoni, then expect that the person placing the order asks for a cheese pizza and several pepperoni pizzas. Don't expect that everyone gets cheese pizza.

                        • autoexec

                          > I genuinely don't understand the intensity with which you and others respond with.

                          I'll try to explain. I think it's a very strange request to make, especially to people you aren't close to like random co-workers. Imposing on others can put them in an uncomfortable position. It would be easier for them to say "No, if you choose to feel excluded by an explicitly and objectively inclusive phrase with full knowledge that it isn't being used with any intention to exclude you, that's 100% a 'you' problem. Please handle your shit and don't make your problem into everyone else's problem.", but most people probably won't want to be rude, so many will just agree. Depending on the power dynamic in play, some people may feel that they have little choice at all, or that the consequences of non-compliance could be career limiting.

                          For you the whole interaction is the request, followed by their response, followed by your judgement, but for the polite others it involves making an active effort to be conscious of every moment where you're within earshot, remembering the common and innocuous phrase that upsets you for some strange reason, and then actively changing the way they'd normally express themselves to others in order to accommodate you. In addition to having to constantly remember to self-censor, it also means risking feeling like shit if they happen to slip up, or worse, worrying about the impacts their mistake might have on their career or the work.

                          It's absolutely not the most demanding demand you could place on another person, but it isn't nothing either, and when the reasons for that demand don't make a lot of sense, having to actively make and continuously maintain that effort can feel like a larger imposition than it might otherwise, especially in a busy environment where there's work to be done and people's heads are already filled with other concerns.

                          A request like that could easily be seen as rude, self-centered, or off-putting in a professional environment even when the same request made to your friends and family would likely be better received. Being able to clearly explain why you have the issue you do in a relatable way might help avoid some of those negative feelings. If it isn't a deliberate choice on your part to twist other people's innocently spoken words by willfully ignoring the very definition of them and turning them into something that makes you feel bad inside, and you find that even if you try you can't help but feel that way about it, in all sincerity, I'd recommend finding and speaking with a therapist about it.

                          • kelnos

                            > It's absolutely not the most demanding demand you could place on another person, but it isn't nothing either

                            Another way to think about this is as a parallel to microaggressions. Little things that may seem innocuous or not that big a deal on their own, but that add a little bit of emotional or cognitive load to someone's day.

                        • TFNA

                          > Why do you make this out like it's some major thing to have someone ask, and then decline

                          Notice how in China, which has its shit together and is gradually outpacing the West, no one is asking others if they could avoid using a common term that makes them, individually, uncomfortable. That is one reason your behaviour seems a "major thing": it shows from your part a disrespect of social harmony, which is an important thing for a productive society.

                          • card_zero

                            Today I read this news story: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cv62yg0erp8zo

                            They are doing damnatio memoriae on a footballer (who plays for Real Madrid), canceling his branded products, no longer mentioning him in news stories, and saying he should stay out of China, because he indirectly implied that Mao was a dictator.

                            So, OK, that's a kind of social harmony: they're very unified in telling you what you mustn't even suggest.

                          • vigilantpuma

                            Yeah, there are no efforts to curtail freedom of speech and get people to obsessively self-police in China.

                          • actionfromafar

                            The China which has its shit together? Which China is that? :-D

                            China is outpacing the West but it's not all on the good metrics.

                    • klrefg

                      This is not about personal accommodations, though? Usually its coming from people who are supposedly trying to enforce this stuff to “protect” broader groups of people who they perceive need saving or just engaging in general virtue signaling.

                • brightball

                  It takes less than that.

                  “I’m not going to do that. Moving on.”

                  • buuyytp

                    People are down voting you for this, but like, I'd rather have that honesty. I know where I stand with you when you do that.

                    Everyone is out here thinking I'm policing, correcting, eradicating, or some other verbing. When really I'm asking you to inconvenience yourself to stop inconveniencing me.

                    You are well within your rights to be like, "no". I don't understand this compulsion to make either party into some villain.

                    • kelnos

                      > I don't understand this compulsion to make either party into some villain.

                      If someone replies as the GP suggested, they will be villainized by some subset of the people who hear that reply. In a professional setting, that could involve a visit from HR and/or be a career-limiting move, depending on the company culture.

                      It doesn't matter if you understand it or not. It happens, and that's what matters.

                • Dylan16807

                  > Yes we have real problems, and this one isn't

                  Yes.

                  > solve

                  No that's not solving anything.

              • buuyytp

                I'm glad for you it doesn't feel exclusive. Your experience is totally valid and also you are correct, there are structural issues at play that also need addressing.

                Other folks, myself included, do feel excluded by "guys" as a gender neutral term. I'm not offended, but I do appreciate when people offer something else.

                But to your later point, I don't think it's either/or. We can do both.

                • vigilantpuma

                  I think pursuing things like the eradication of an expression that is genuinely considered gender neutral by large swaths of people is the sort of thing that loses you goodwill for the big stuff.

                  I’m sorry that you find it exclusionary. What I find exclusionary is people telling me that it’s justifiable to think less of me for using that term, or comparing continuing to use the term to their grandmother who still uses the N word.

                  For what it’s worth I have stopped using “you guys” at work except for in “safe spaces” because I don’t want to deal with this sort of judgement. But I find the “it costs you nothing!” defense of word policing to be completely unconvincing.

                  • buuyytp

                    You and others keep putting words in my mouth. Where did I sell the eradication of language?

                    The scenario here is, "I feel excluded by 'guys', would you all feel ok using something else?"

                    You are a grown up, you can just say "No".

                    The consequences will be me having a slightly lower opinion of you as a person.

                    There's no eradication. I'm not asking you to stop using the word guys.

                    • wallst07

                      I think you're trying to have your cake and eat it too.

                      I get what you're saying on paper, but in the workforce, that's not how things go down.

                    • vigilantpuma

                      I’m lumping you in with a broader movement, it’s true, but I think it’s disingenuous to pretend like no one out there is trying to eradicate “guys.” Maybe you personally aren’t, but a lot of people are agitating for not using it preemptively because you might make someone feel excluded etc.

                      What do you think of the scenario in which you ask someone to stop using “guys” when you’re around, and they comply but think less of you going forward?

                    • kelnos

                      > The consequences will be me having a slightly lower opinion of you as a person.

                      That's an incredibly naive take. In many places, especially professional ones progressive/liberal/woke places, the consequences are much more than you having a slightly lower opinion of someone.

                  • buuyytp

                    I think if you want people to give you the grace to form your own opinions of others, you need to be comfortable with us forming an opinion of you. I'm allowed to have people I think about as allies, I'm allowed to think of others as assholes. To suggest otherwise is a much stronger control over someone than to say, "I would find it less uncomfortable if you spoke differently."

                    You are, in essence, saying, "I want you to think differently."

                    I made no claim that it costs nothing. Changing language use is non trivial. Which is why I never demand it. I make a preference known, you can act on it or not.

                    I made the claim that: a) it does not offend me and b) I prefer others not use it and c) if I've expressed my preference and you choose not to honor that preference, it will diminish my opinions towards you.

                    This is how preferences work. We communicate them. Others find the request reasonable or not and act accordingly. If my preference was no music playing in desk areas, and you played music in the desk area, I'd think less of you as a result. If you gave me a nickname and I asked you not to use it, and you still used it, I'd think less of you.

                    • sarchertech

                      Maybe you shouldn’t sort people into allies and assholes based on whether they are willing to change decades of language use to accommodate something that doesn’t even offend you (or as you say anyone else).

                      I try my best not to offend anyone at work, but policing my language to match the preferences of everyone around me would be exhausting. I grew up speaking a non-prestige dialect. I have a lifetime of experience policing my words. It can be exhausting. It’s easy to underestimate the mental cost if you speak a prestige dialect.

                      I spent a few decades being made fun of for saying y’all. I now find it a bit weird people who would have made fun of me for using it 20 years ago now use it themselves. I’m not offended by it, but my preference would be that non-southerners don’t use it.

                      However, I realize that it would be a bit much to ask that of everyone I interact with. And if I did it would be insane to label people who didn’t comply assholes.

                      I prefer that people that people don’t use learnings instead of lessons. I prefer not to be referred to as a USian. But I don’t expect people to follow my preferences.

                      • buuyytp

                        I don't expect either. Why is it unreasonable to say, "I'd prefer something other than USian"?

                        • kelnos

                          > Why is it unreasonable to say, "I'd prefer something other than USian"?

                          Not the person you're replying to, but my take on it: because in the grand scheme of things it's small potatoes, and putting even a minor burden onto someone else to change their language seems unreasonable and unnecessary.

                        • sarchertech

                          You clearly do have expectations if you are classifying people who don’t meet them as assholes.

                          People aren’t assholes just because they don’t accommodate your every preference.

                          > Why is it unreasonable to say, "I'd prefer something other than USian"?

                          Because all I’ve done is to fix my minor annoyance by making it the speaker’s minor annoyance.

                          And many people don’t like the term American, so now the speaker has to decide whether to please me or other people in the group, or come up with some ridiculous compromise like Citizen of the United States.

                          A big part of being an adult is dealing with minor annoyances.

                    • vigilantpuma

                      > I think if you want people to give you the grace to form your own opinions of others, you need to be comfortable with us forming an opinion of you.

                      This is both trivially true (I recognize that everyone has the right to form their own opinions of everything) and still counter to things I assume you believe (such as: people shouldn’t make assumptions about others based on their gender or skin color).

                      I do want you to think differently. I want you to think that people who continue to use a phrase widely considered to be gender neutral are not in fact your enemies. Some of them probably are your allies.

                      For what it’s worth, if I knew you in real life and you made that preference known to me, I would try to respect it, but that respect would depend on the closeness of our relationship. It’s hard to remember every preference of someone you meet once every two months, but I don’t like to be an asshole and try to respect the preferences of people I interact with.

                      The problem though is that somewhere along the line, continuing to use “you guys” became a sort of reverse shibboleth among a certain set of people who try to use things like whether someone uses “you guys” or whether they have their pronouns set on their profile to determine whether they are allies or, presumably, enemies. And yeah, I do object to that sort of mindset.

                      • buuyytp

                        First, I definitely don't judge people for a preference I haven't expressed. If something genuinely hurts me, I need to advocate for myself. And I'd only do that if it was really something that genuinely hurt.

                        From there, if I only see you once every few months I don't expect you to remember flawlessly. The only time I judge someone is if they say no.

                        As for pronouns, they are a useful signal, but not the entire signal. Like, their presence indicates "this person might be safer", their absence indicates nothing.

                    • cataphract

                      You are missing the point. You're allowed to think highly or lowly of whomever, for whatever reason. That's your business (freedom of thought). It's more problematic when you express, overtly or not, such low opinion, as you will cause resentment. And there is the risk that the mere request is seen as a "correction". In our society, it's not generally polite for adults to correct other adults' speech.

                      I would also take issue with reasonableness of the request. You concede it does not offend you, and that it's merely a preference. I also have a myriad of preferences about speech: the intonation, accent, the grammatical constructions, the words, etc. To ask of other people, whom I don't even know intimately, to match my preferences is something else altogether. It's to impose my preferences over that person's dialect or ideolect, which is also rightly frowned upon.

                      • buuyytp

                        Why would I express that opinion though? There's zero benefit to me to indicating you've slightly damaged your reputation. We both move on.

                        And it's never couched as a correction. It's always an expression of the impact on me, "Hey all, I know this is a bit of a hang up, but the use of 'guys' feels exclusionary to me, any chance folks would try alternatives? Folks, peeps, y'all, etc?"

                        • Wilder7977

                          In a work context this still creates tension and constraints. Work is not a context where we are free to express ourselves, so even such an "expression" creates a situation where I either piss off someone else or self-police. Given that you might have a particular role in the organization, might be trusted by people in a certain role or might simply represent a potential case where HR gets involved, self-policing becomes the safest, obvious choice. This means I don't really have a free choice to make, because the impact of such choice can go beyond our respective opinions on each other.

                          My personal experience in a UK/US company as a non-native English speaker includes this specific case. I still remember this very example (I.e., the use of "guys") being used as an example of noninclusive language from day-2 in the company (it was in some policy), 5 years later. It requires a nontrivial amount of energy and attention for me to self-police in a language that is already not my own, and I personally stress about it (including the few times I had slip-ups where I automatically said "hi guys" to a mixed group and corrected myself in a clumsy way). There are countless ways I could express my preference (speak slower, less accent when speaking, don't use idiomatic expressions or metaphors that are very language specific, maybe learn to pronounce my name how I pronounce it rather than english-ize it). I personally never expressed any of these because I wouldn't want to cause stress to anybody for something so minor, and I believe people will feel less free to talk with me.

                          This is just my opinion, but being someone who cares about not making others uncomfortable, I think we should all be realistic about what it really means to express such preferences at work, because it's not just a personal matter.

                  • 5upplied_demand

                    > I think pursuing things like the eradication of an expression that is genuinely considered gender neutral by large swaths of people is the sort of thing that loses you goodwill for the big stuff.

                    On the flip side, someone unwilling to do even the “small stuff” pretty much already lost the goodwill that they would be willing to do the “big stuff.”

                    Put another way, if you ask someone to take a small step for you, and they refuse, would you feel like they are more or less likely to take a big step?

                    • klrefg

                      Not at all, it’s just that those (i.e. sensible) people just think that this small step is in a direction that’s entirely orthogonal. Unless of course the goal is virtue signaling rather than solving actual problems.

                      • 5upplied_demand

                        Sounds like what you mean is that whatever you define as "actual problems" should be solved? Naturally, you are doing your own virtue signalling by taking such a strong stance on such a simple ask.

                    • wallst07

                      Completely false, and this goes into reasons for performative activism.

                      Stop saying 'guys' is performative, it is not moving the needle at all on the big stuff. The strongest people also have strong wills, taking it or leaving it. They could be the best people to have on your side.

                      • 5upplied_demand

                        > Stop saying 'guys' is performative, it is not moving the needle at all on the big stuff.

                        The majority of most jobs is performative and doesn't move the needle (mindless "How was your weekend?" chitchat, loads of unnecessary meetings, sales people saying "LFG", etc.). Getting so worked up about this one seems like an odd line in the sand.

                        > They could be the best people to have on your side.

                        It might be hard to know if they are so adamant about something so small.

                    • vigilantpuma

                      I would be concerned that if I ask them to take a bunch of small steps they will marvel at my chutzpah for asking them to take a big one.

                      • 5upplied_demand

                        If a person won’t even return your text messages, you don’t ask them to help you move.

                        • wallst07

                          Bad analogy, it is more like they said they don't believe in texts but you can call any time and they'd love to help you move. But they won't answer your texts.

                • bigstrat2003

                  > Other folks, myself included, do feel excluded by "guys" as a gender neutral term.

                  You are reading into the words a message that was never intended, and that is on you, not the speaker.

                  • buuyytp

                    I don't think that's true at all. I think language carries history, and that we all come from different upbringings and life experiences that give language context.

                    There are words we use because they are familiar that are nevertheless hard to hear for some groups.

                    When that happens, one absolutely can share the impact of the words AND acknowledge no malicious intent. When I was a kid, "gay" meant bad. Tell you what, didn't feel good to hear it. "Hey, I'm gay" was met with, "Oh I didn't mean it like that". Like, sure, but also can we find another word for bad?

                    • pona-a

                      Idk, some queer people are ironically using it in that way, which kinda blurs the line. The word gay itself started out as an insult, but later became the preferred term people identify with, as opposed to the clinical "homosexual" which I'd identify as more uncomfortable today.

                • KoolKat23

                  I feel this is pedantry. It's been used in good faith as a neutral term to address all, basically no different to using words others don't like such as moist.

                  If this level of pedantry can be considered acceptable, how on earth do these folks justify/cope with terminology used in "empowerment" initiatives who often use very non-inclusive wording more so than "guys".

                  • autoexec

                    Pedantry would be pointing out the extensive history of "you guys" as being non-gendered and that even dictionaries say that is what it means. Anyone misinterpreting a word or phrase by using their own made up non-standard definition of it is, at best, assuming the absolute worst about someone's intention without any cause. If people feel excluded by the phrase it's an entirely self-inflicted wound.

                    • buuyytp

                      And yet despite centuries of use of singular they/them pronouns, people respond the same way when they encounter them. Presumably you are comfortable with singular they, given its long and frequent use?

                      • autoexec

                        I'm mostly ambivalent about it excepting those situations where it makes things confusing. For example, I really enjoyed A Psalm for the Wild-Built which featured a non-binary protagonist referred to using they/them pronouns, but there were some sentences which became ambiguous as a result. That's something the editor could have caught and had corrected though and I wouldn't have had anything to complain about.

                      • pona-a

                        I don't know about others, but yes I'm entirely fine with people using singular they on me. My native language doesn't have an animate gender-neutral pronoun and I like how English gives me the option to actually be more gender-inclusive without an unnatural "he/she" construct.

                        If another cis man was suddenly uncomfortable with "they", I'd attribute that to some fragile sense of masculinity or a weird anti-woke crusade, as was the case with most such cases in my life, and find it personally annoying.

                        I don't want to deliberately make other people uncomfortable with my language, but it does feel exhausting to second-guess yourself, having to double-check if any innocuous phrase might be misinterpreted as an underhanded aggression, preempting a correction we know will be awkward for both sides.

                        I think we'd do better to consider context more than the specific language...

                  • dolni

                    I've watched a woman walk into a space to meet her group -- all of whom were women -- and address the group with "Hey you guys!"

                    I've also worked with a woman who was extremely displeased to be greeted with "you guys". I found her absolutely insufferable.

                    The reason it feels bad to people who use "you guys" in a gender neutral way is what it says about the offended person. The offended person has a pet peeve, and if you don't accommodate it, it will be a problem. That's pretty much the definition of an insufferable person.

                    A person who is well-regulated wouldn't make a stink over something so trivial. Which then tells you that the person is going to make a similar stink over other trivial things. Ad infinitum.

                    • buuyytp

                      No one is offended by the use. Some folks feel excluded by it. Those are wildly different experiences.

                      • vigilantpuma

                        Isn’t it odd to feel excluded when a female speaker addresses a group of women as “guys?” Whom is she including, if it excludes women?

                      • dolni

                        You weren't present to speak to how she pushed back on "hey you guys" in the example I provided.

                        She was, without a doubt, offended.

                      • KoolKat23

                        That's included in the definition of offense. Something that upsets or hurts someone. Intentional or not intentional.

            • mook

              Eh, happened to me. Decades ago, before all this wave of preformativeness. To be fair, I _was_ addressing a small group of girls my age; at the time the gender of the people involved was simply not relevant to the topic and I didn't consider it at all.

        • zzrrt

          The original story about not handling criticism well was someone crying after a kind question, not merely saying something was a bridge too far. (FWIW if I saw someone cry once, I would consider it might be a one-off due to stress at home etc, not necessarily a constant personality trait I'll have to deal with regularly.)

        • aucisson_masque

          Because he was saying “hey guys “ naturally without thinking twice.

          Now you make him think twice about what he’s saying, of course he’s going to nitpick everything.

          • detourdog

            The start of the "electric company" started with I think Rita Moreno shouting "Hey you guys..."

            anyway I have always considered Hey guys as gender neutral.

            Merriam Webster seems to agree by listing this as a secondary meaning.

            used in plural to refer to the members of a group regardless of sex saw her and the rest of the guys.

            https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/guy

        • abustamam

          There's probably bias on my part. But I didn't cry about the criticism as the person I was replying to mentioned. Technically I abided by the criticism. I didn't agree, but I liked having the social capital with my employer more than I cared about how I felt about the policing. It's all just words in the end, I just thought it was nitpicky.

        • lurk2

          You appear to be German so I will assume you lack the cultural context to understand why these two things are not comparable. Asking someone born outside of the deep south to refer to a group of people as “y’all” is so absurd my immediate assumption would be that my coworker was playing a joke on me.

          • margalabargala

            I'm very much not from anywhere resembling the American south, and "you all" is very much a part of my lexicon.

            • lurk2

              “You all” is distinct from “y’all.” The former is atypical but doesn’t sound weird, the latter was appropriated by turbo-liberals in the mid-2010s to signal that they listen to Kendrick Lamar.

              • margalabargala

                It's very different when written out, but when speaking aloud it blends and becomes difficult to distinguish.

        • Brian_K_White

          Somehow you missed: Not all critiques are equally valid or valid at all.

          and then

          Somehow you missed: They did deal with it. The one they criticized did not.

        • Dig1t

          The difference being that telling someone they are not allowed to use "guys" is not a valid criticism. It's just someone being a bully and trying to language-police others.

      • hajile

        Both of these issues come because our ancestors messed up changing the language.

        Centuries ago, "thou" was singular second person and "you" was plural second person.

        "Thou" got abandoned and "you" lost its original meaning to replace "thou" as the new singular second person.

        "You guys" or "y'all" are simply attempts to re-introduce a needed pronoun.

        • atomicnumber3

          So we get to fight sexism AND bring back cool anachronistic language? I'm in.

        • abustamam

          IIRC "you" was also the formal second person pronoun (like usted in Spanish or vous in French).

          I think it's all just normal evolution of language. I actually think it's kinda neat how different English-speaking subcultures found different ways to reintroduce the pronoun.

          • userulluipeste

            "I think it's all just normal evolution of language."

            The normal way for languages to evolve is for words to spread into different (adjacent) forms in order to express more nuances of their original meaning(s). The collapse of words' meanings, and for basic things as (nominative case) pronouns no less, like it happened in English for "thou" and "you", is not fitting the definition of "normal" in the larger context of linguistics domain.

        • AnotherGoodName

          Australia has 'yous' for plural you. Yous is used exactly how you might think it'd be used.

        • mgerdts

          Beware! Y’all doesn’t necessarily include everyone:

          > All y'all is used in the Southern United States when a speaker wishes to include everyone being addressed. Y'all may refer to an indefinite set of members of a group, but all y'all definitively includes everyone in the group.

          https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/all_y%27all

          • usefulcat

            I dunno, as someone who’s lived their entire life in the southern US this sounds really pedantic. At best.

            Also, is it just me or does that Wikipedia entry have zero citations? I thought Wikipedia was allergic to citation-free claims..

            • omgwtfbyobbq

              I just asked my SO and she confirmed that "all y'all" means everyone within earshot and "y'all" usually means a specific group of people. She also said "y'all" is similar to "on" in French and "youse guys" in the NE.

              I'm guessing it's regional and/or group specific.

      • Shocka1

        My experience as well. I'd like to add we have a smaller team of 4 and we all have each other's backs at any given time. If someone screws up we call it out, fix it quickly, then move on to our nerd conversations about video games and sometimes other offensive content lol. Politics are basically nonexistent unless it's protecting or advocating for the dev team. It's great and I wouldn't have it any other way.

        This kind of culture is harder to achieve in a corporate environment IMO, but a good manager or two can keep the team spirit if they have a strong hand in the hiring process. But I think it is a much harder thing to do than at a small org.

      • tibbon

        I go for “yinz” then, and tell them not to discriminate against my Pittsburgh area heritage

      • e12e

        Odd, the dictionary definition (here: webster's) is literally:

        > guy: (...) person —used in plural to refer to the members of a group regardless of sex

      • MikeNotThePope

        I once got scolded for using vulgar language when I called saving a record "shoving it in the database."

      • gdilla

        And yet, that's part of the influence younger gens on your workplace - the pronouns. So which is it?

      • samudrijan

        Just holler

      • ButlerianJihad

        If we want to trace back the etymology of the term "guy" we would unearth some interesting facts. The most infamous "Guy" of the 17th century is Guy Fawkes, would-be Catholic terrorist.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes

        Guy Fawkes is most notorious in the UK today as the progenitor of Guy Fawkes Night, where children solicit "a penny for the Guy?" and the funds raised ostensibly go to construct and burn a large straw effigy of Guy, in order to celebrate his defeat and the survival of the Parliament. He was executed, not by burning but by hanging, but nevertheless Guy Fawkes is the original Burning Man.

        Guy Fawkes Night was imported to the United States during our independence, and it became Pope Night, a night of mayhem and anti-Catholic vandalism and hooliganism. George Washington once told his military troops to knock it off with the Pope Night shenanigans, because it was alienating Canadians.

        So the term "guy" became genericized, beginning in Australia it seems, to refer to a grubby lower-class Catholic boy. After a few centuries of circulating in this way, it lost most of its derogatory connotation and became a generic way to refer to men or boys, and by extension, girls and women.

        I don't take offense at being called "guy", nor would I if I were female, and especially because today in the USA, it is so generic and inoffensive. Nobody recalls its sordid roots, even if Pope Night is making a resurgence around here.

        • skissane

          > So the term "guy" became genericized, beginning in Australia it seems, to refer to a grubby lower-class Catholic boy.

          I'm sceptical of this alleged Australian connection. As far as I'm aware, the term started in England, spread to the US, and it is in the US that its usage really took off. In Australia, "guy"/"guys" as a term for a male or gender-neutral person was imported from the US in the second half of the 20th century.

      • SanjayMehta

        Can you use "hey everyone" or does that offend schizophrenics?

      • Spooky23

        The Gen Z and Alphas will save us. As a late Gen X, most of our cohorts were bogged down eating for boomers to die and are lost causes in big companies.

      • latexr

        > I'm all for inclusive language but I thought that was a bridge too far.

        Presumably you haven’t been living on “the other side” for a whole life. Try living decades in environments where you’re constantly devalued in little ways, and you too may grow to become resentful.

        Now, maybe you were chastised, or maybe you were just asked politely and interpreted it as a reprimand. I wasn’t there, I can’t say, all I have is your side. But let’s say the person did chastise you. They could probably have been more polite about it, but how many times have they been polite before with no results? That’s maybe not your fault, but you did unwillingly contribute to that person’s exasperation that day.

        All I’m saying is let’s have a little empathy towards others, even when they don’t have it towards us, because we all have days when we’re our best and days when we aren’t, and we don’t know what the other person is going through.

        Edit: I want to thank the downvoters for not letting me forget HN has turned into a cesspool and spending long here isn’t healthy. This is the website where calling other people subhuman and cheering for their extermination is upvoted (I’m not referring to the parent comment, but something I’ve seen more than once) and calling for empathy and union is downvoted. With such a backwards inhumane cheering squad, it’s no wonder tech companies are what they are.

    • turpentine

      > From my experience, it's definitely drifted away from a bunch of nerds solving problems to something more towards emotional/personal/politics. I recently saw someone cry when a person very kindly asked them to explain a discrepancy. "Back in my day" people would just state facts, point out flaws, and argue a bit, and have fun doing it, for better or worse.

      In the last few years, I ended up at a bigtech co through an acquisition, and had been someone who was a go-between for solving issues across teams by having a good understanding of everyone else's codebases, tests, build processes, deployment, infrastructure etc. This papered over the culture of siloed development, refusals to think beyond single services etc. I would submit tests and patches, along with tickets describing the bug, impact statement, fix, test coverage, risk, and make myself on-call or directly supervise deployment, etc.

      Attempting to continue that in an org x25 larger was met with people firing off angry emails to executives saying their authority was being undermined and made to look bad, when long standing issues were made trivial and fixed by "someone they had never met before", and wherever they came from can they please go back to. I have no idea what a lot of these people were spending so long doing, their commit history was often full of changes that would make you go think "???". I guess it's lucrative to run out the clock year after year on a 180k package, attending meetings where you argue that things are difficult and lets meet again in 3 months? After becoming highly visible for bringing things to attention, I was offered a package to leave, I assume so they could go back to a culture of top down authority and silence.

      • locknitpicker

        > After becoming highly visible for bringing things to attention, I was offered a package to leave, I assume so they could go back to a culture of top down authority and silence.

        If we asked your coworkers to tell us what happened, would they say "he was easy to work with and so generous with their time by fixing issues all over the org"?

        Or would they say something completely different?

        • n0on3

          Being “easy to work with” is unfortunately often confused with supporting other people agendas. Rising what’s necessary even if it makes people uncomfortable doesn’t automatically make you an ass, but odds are it will make you one that doesn’t play ball.

          • locknitpicker

            > Being “easy to work with” is unfortunately often confused with supporting other people agendas.

            I don't think this is hard or complex. It's an easy question with a simple answer: do you like working with user foo? Whether you answer yes or no, why?

            If virtually all your coworkers answer no, and the org feels it's in their interest to kick you out, then what lesson do you take from that?

            And let's not forget that someone going around inventing fires to put out that he alone can put out is also something that fits the description of an agenda.

            So no, sometimes the world is not our to get you. Sometimes you cause grief to everyone around you, to the point that it's a net benefit to get rid of you.

            People need to stop confusing geeks and nerds with being socially awkward and outright sociopaths. Enjoying tinkering with things doesn't require you to be abhorrent or lack any social skills. You're not smart or intelligent if you believe it's a good idea to go around telling others to fix problems they don't have and being obnoxious about it. Being able to fix a bug does not change that.

            • n0on3

              I’m not sure what triggered such an out-of-proportion response, but I get the feeling a personal anecdote is leaking out of it. Nobody mentioned one being abhorrent, obnoxious, awkward or a sociopath, I’m sorry if you experienced some people like that (I mean it, been there) but that was not the parent comment picture (or at least it did not look like that to me). I was just contributing from my experience sometimes one gets labeled “difficult to work with” when honestly trying to do good by the org/team/mission/whatever just because that affects some people individual agenda or their cozy work situation.

        • gregglain

          I actually have seen good coworkers get chopped down because they cared more about the system than others egos. It saddens me when management supports egos more than the product. It shows up years later to the customers.

          • wallst07

            How do you measure 'care'. If it's a tech org, it either works or it doesn't?

            You might 'care' to add features nobody asked for? Or 'care' to spend longer than necessary to refactor something that doesn't need it.

            • restalis

              In this context, first and foremost, it's "care" in the sense of maintainability. When the projects get big and weighty, it doesn't get harder to find fast solutions for implementing individual requirements or getting something fixed locally. What's hard and slows down the development is the need to find solutions that won't leave the project worse off in the long run.

          • locknitpicker

            > I actually have seen good coworkers get chopped down because they cared more about the system than others egos.

            What does this even mean? This sounds like an euphemism for someone being a jerk just because they wanted to unilaterally push changes to the code.

            > It saddens me when management supports egos more than the product. It shows up years later to the customers.

            Management are hired to support the people that maintain the product, and help them work together. If a developer fails to work together with coworkers, it's the manager's job to either help that developer right their wrongs, or support other developers by getting rid of the problematic one.

        • turpentine

          I had plenty of backing under the original org to operate that way, but acquisition restructuring often means managers at multiple levels exiting. When I was put on garden leave pending payout, several of my colleagues reached out distressed asking if they should be threatening to quit to force a reversal of the decision, or start looking for other work out of dissatisfaction, and others offered to provide references. I of course thanked them, but said they should look after their own interests as nothing was likely to change.

        • mike_hearn

          They would say something completely different and be wrong, most likely.

          If you've seen it you've seen it. If you haven't, it'll be tempting to interpret this as some kind of garbled or one sided story.

    • ThrowawayB7

      Getting big is the same as getting old. Getting big means that they lucked into getting a cash cow and a bureaucracy springs up to manage that cash cow, kind of a necessary evil, and also attracts opportunists who think they can make the cash cow bigger (and enrich themselves in the process). So the business starts bloating up with employees.

    • ksec

      Worth reminding or pointing out the obvious, as of writing there are 225 comments in this subsection and none of these discussions or comments could be written out on HN just 6 - 8 years ago. So at least it is somewhat healing in the right direction in US.

      Not sure I can say the same for UK.

    • sporkland

      While I think the peter principle plays and human factors definitely play a role I also think that misaligned incentives also start to creep in internally in a way that wouldn't be tolerated by the market in general. Strategy costs and internally subsidized losing approaches add up until the company is no longer effective relative to a clean slate competitor that is being held accountable by the market and customers.

    • pluc

      The last 12 years were largely the same, the last 3 were completely new.

      Companies used to have elaborate processes for quality, reliability and all that and it flew out the window on day 2 of LLMs. So of course you'll find people who no longer are productive because the context is now being created for machines, not for humans.

    • jmspring

      Actually, I think there are areas of interest that come up in large companies. Microsoft started the equivalent of an FDE organization about 12 years ago. It was interesting to have the freedom to build and grow an organization from about 20 to 800 people. Working with customers and product teams to help get direct customer feedback to help evolve products was interesting. Now, 12 years later, FDEs are sort of the current buzzy role.

      • infamouscow

        FDE allows execs to covertly circumvent their internal bureaucracy to ship faster. It will be interesting to see what execs make of that data.

        • jmspring

          I think it's a role that makes sense. Solution architects and pre-sales engineers are a role that has been sorta defined in the past. Working directly with customers gives much more market insight than PMs that don't actually ever talk to a customer.

    • tyrabound

      I suspect there is still a good amount of shedding the defensive-hiring going on from the pre-AI, low interest, high growth inflation front-loading era. Now all that is crumbling, interest is rising, growth is contracting due to several factors, and AI is clearly crushing manpower demands. What do you do under these new circumstances with an excess of staff you largely hired as capacity and defensively?

      It may be a bit controversial, but I believe the male tectonic shifts going in right now under our feet are also driving much of the shift regarding “immigration” because billionaires don’t need immigrants as much anymore and they’re also causing systemic problems in things like the housing market. In fact from what I’m hearing, there is concern that immigration is now becoming a potential cost due to the major changes in society rather than a profit center by scaling up marginal returns from every immigrant you can import by hook or crook, i.e., the more people you import, the more you can undermine salaries and increase revenues and thus, profits.

      • fn-mote

        > they’re also causing systemic problems in things like the housing market

        The rest of your post sounded rational. This part doesn’t.

        Failure to build more units (NIMBY) and properties being held as investments (non-US nationals are significant in some markets) are the two causes I would point to. Of course every additional family that needs housing drives up the cost a little, but I really don’t think that can be responsible for the massive increases in housing valuation.

        • servo_sausage

          Depends on the market, Australia has a massive issues due to migration for a few reasons; the big one is that the rate of growth attempted means that the rate of public infrastructure build is also high. This is expensive, and since the migrants are not earning more than the naturals, the GDPpc is not growing to balance the increased cost of infrastructure.

          The other big issue is density is expensive; it costs much more to build an apartment at the 10th floor than a detached house. Combine that with density being inherently a bit shit, you get less quality and less housing for the money spent.

    • jauntywundrkind

      Part of what scares me about hold these companies are is how they've like the Titan Cronus been allowed to keep eating their children. There's so so much missing new blood that should be here, so many interesting medium sized companies that should be adapting, figuring out this new age, but so much of our talent and brainpool is locked up deep inside one of a handful of these massive techno-feudal empires.

      • bnjms

        The only thing I’m looking for from antitrust is a moratorium of a few companies from buying their competition.

    • motbus3

      I think you are on to something maybe. I also think there is a key part where Microsoft and others would hire people so nobody would. I know cases where people were hired and stayed on irrelevant or useless projects for years. Because of non compete agreements this means a good professional would stay few years out of the hands of the competition.

      I think now LLMs might play a part of those dismissals but also I think those companies are embracing for thin cows season.

      The record profits and etc are the last few for a while I am guessing. My guess they might have up to a year of positive numbers as consequence of deals and layoffs up to this moment.

      I think at some point it will be clearer what are the real productivity gains of LLMs. My opinion is that there is a gain but we are already on the phase where there is a deceleration on the improvements and the costs have not yet caught up. The reason for this is the frequent change in the reporting of results. Now they hide the models, they hide the harnesses, they hide the results. They would not be doing that if they were 100% confident it was working perfectly. Also they have been putting too much effort on blocking other initiatives by hiring important researchers with no clear proposition on what they will be doing. One might argue that when you hire Karpathy you never know what he will might be doing anyway, but I digress. We also see some of the huge investment funds starting to switch strategies.

      Unless there is no breakthrough, we might see LLMs results in a couple of years. The company I work for and others from friends I know have all started restrictions on costs. Some even started hiring people back.

      My prediction is that the low AI cost per token era will end very soon when investors realise that the market is broken and they want their money back for leverage themselves or other businesses.

      I even think this is why Elon Musk is merging all his companies. He might making himself artificially richer, but I think he is focusing his efforts to smart weapons and robots.

      I think there will no way back to the inflation of people as in 2020/2021 but probably we are going back to early 2010s number.

    • Jagerbizzle

      I've worked with a number of people who were like this at MSFT. They've all been laid off.

    • zer00eyz

      > I think it's a fundamental rule that the competence and effectiveness of an org must fall, over time

      IBM, GE... how many former American giants failed to evolve.

      I go back to this article on the failure of US steel: https://www.construction-physics.com/p/no-inventions-no-inno...

      • antonvs

        Most giants in highly technological areas don’t evolve, almost by definition. They get to a point where they’re mature companies just operating an existing business, and that’s diametrically opposed to developing new businesses.

        Sure, they can spend money on R&D, but then they’re competing with every other new venture in the world - the only benefit they have is money, but collectively, everyone else has more money than they do.

        This is why when private equity takes over a mature business, they almost always shut down any R&D the company is doing. Silly mature business, that’s not the reason for your existence!

        • adrian_b

          This appears to have been true for the last few decades, but not before.

          From the first World War up to around 1980, a very large number of the most important technological innovations have been made in the research laboratories of a few giant companies, like ATT, IBM, General Electric, Westinghouse Electric.

          For some reason, since around 1980 almost all big companies have focused much more on the financial results of the next quarter than on long-term research, so much less innovations were done in them (with a few exceptions, IBM has still produced a few very important innovations until around 2000, but those innovations were less important for IBM products, their impact was due to being licensed to others).

        • badpun

          Mature businesses like e.g. tire or appliances manufacturers still have some R&D trying to make their products better. However, it may be more for appearances than for actual improvements, just because consumers like to buy a "new fancy model" over a tire or a dishwasher that have been in the market for 20 years (believing the new thing must be better).

      • PorciiVorbesc

        >IBM, GE... how many former American giants failed to evolve.

        "How many failed to evolve", on its own, is a bad metric for success, because it misses the how many new giants the US economy managed to create, which IMHO is the more important metric of a healthy economy.

        Companies are like people, the old ones die out and are replaced by new young ones, as it should be. Worst you can do is be like Europe where all you do is try to keep ancient dying companies on life support for the sake of "stability", instead of creating new ones to replace them, which is also a fitting metaphor for EU demographics where a third of the state's budget goes to keeping boomers pensions higher than the salary of average worker(in France).

    • tayo42

      It feels like tech overcorrected from allowing assholes to be assholes. To now having words and tone policed constantly.

      • abustamam

        Reminds me of when Douglas Crockford got removed as a keynote speaker because he made other people uncomfortable because he used the term "gonads" and also did a muscle flex when talking about WeakMap vs StrongMap.

        https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/50u77r/douglas_...

        • vor_

          Those weren't the reasons. For example, you make it sound like he just used the word "gonads" once, but actually, he had an entire 39-minute presentation with multiple references to testicles.

          • abustamam

            They may not be the real reasons but they're the reasons that were referred to by the organizers.

            Personally I was not aware of that and I feel like something like that should have come up during the entire time he was being deplatformed.

            But, was he referencing actual testicles or did he just use the term "balls" in a tongue in cheek manner (to mean like, chutzpah or something?)

      • TheOtherHobbes

        The assholes are still there. Complaining about language does nothing to get rid of the assholes. They're completely orthogonal activities.

        If you wanted to get rid of the assholes - incredibly difficult, because they take many forms - you'd have to reinvent corporate culture in the US to make it less extractive and performative and more substance-based and cooperative.

        • tayo42

          I guess I would change what I said to specify a certain sub type then

        • ButlerianJihad

          Politically correct language has a definite purpose. If nothing else, it can be used as a gauge of compliance and obedience. If you publish a list of politically-correct terminology, company-wide, and you make suggestions on how people can amend their language to be socially-acceptable, then you will find varying levels of compliance.

          The people who are loyal to the company, and believe in the mission, and obedient to the leadership, they are the ones most likely to amend their language and adopt the new terms. They will apologize for their mistakes and correct themselves. This will be looked upon with widespread favor.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_stair

          Others will not comply. Perhaps they are too old and set in their ways, or they just don't care about other people's feelings, or they are disobedient to the leadership already, and disloyal to the company. For whatever reason, they are the ones who will begin to distinguish themselves with language. When the rest of the company has adopted the acceptable terms, the Missing Stair people will be left behind. Then, they can simply be treated as Missing Stairs.

          The bad apples don't necessarily need to be fired or exiled. Simply having a way to distinguish them in a crowd is very helpful in any organization.

      • ropable

        One person's over-correction is another person's "finally". Norms change; it's as reasonable for that to happen as it is to complain about it.

        • tayo42

          For some cases, but the industry has already swung back on some language like master branch.

    • locknitpicker

      > I recently saw someone cry when a person very kindly asked them to explain a discrepancy.

      Perhaps what you perceived as someone being emotional was actually someone who spent a long time barely functioning due to things that have been happening in their life, and that small event just so happened to be a straw that broke the camel's back.

      People around you are going through stuff. Everyone is. Someone's stuff is easy to carry, someone else's stuff isn't. "Back in the day" people also carried their burden with them. This is nothing new. Perhaps you never noticed because so far everyone you dealt with was great at masking, and desperately want to avoid having to see coworkers like you worsen their burden by doing what feels like kicking them while they are down.

      • cimi_

        I can’t tell if you’re trolling.

        Of course we should be compassionate, but anyone needs to be able to function enough so that they can internalise criticism and evolve.

    • 0xbadcafebee

      > and have fun doing it, for better or worse

      Like how "the boys" in engineering would made jokes about having sex with the female office manager in the middle of meetings. It was only a great time for certain people.

    • altmanaltman

      > saw someone cry when a person very kindly asked them to explain a discrepancy

      Was it about displaying the user's birthday?

    • theusus

      My ass, latest gen is actually more open to criticism. Old gen people used to be bullies and dogmatic. I call your story bullshit.

  • throwawayslopp

    I resigned a year ago, L65. The service I worked on was 5 engineers, within a few months’ time it was just me. Was always rated a 140 come connect season.

    On call 24/7/365.

    My mental health took such a beating that I resigned without giving two weeks.

    Multiple reorgs (7 in last three years).

    HR moving requirements for what it takes to get rated a 100.

    Service security review was just me. Guy asked where the rest of the team was. I shared it was just me and said he’s seeing same thing across all the services he reviews, wondered where everyone was going.

    Place ended up being stage four cancer and haven’t regretted my decision at all.

    • darksim905

        I resigned a year ago, L65. The service I worked on was 5 engineers, within a few months’ time it was just me. Was always rated a 140 come connect season.
      
      How did this system work?
  • Frieren

    > I think same is true for all Big Tech companies. Too many employees doing not enough or quality work.

    A lot of people has this feeling because the work at a big corporation is different than in starting technologies.

    When you start a new technology everything is new, and a lot of stuff is added at the edge.

    When you work for stablished company most of the work is refinements, following new rules or regulations, incorporating products from merges, maintaining technology up to date with new releases... nothing feels important and nothing feels challenging. At the same time, your company fails if it is not done. Quality is also incredible important, to break a tiny component may send thousands of companies around the world spinning.

    Maybe you should work for a startup instead of a stablished company. You can move fast and break things when you have no customers, or just very few of them.

    • mjr00

      > When you work for stablished company most of the work is refinements, following new rules or regulations, incorporating products from merges, maintaining technology up to date with new releases... nothing feels important and nothing feels challenging. At the same time, your company fails if it is not done. Quality is also incredible important, to break a tiny component may send thousands of companies around the world spinning.

      This is part of it, but it's also true that in a lot of massive enterprises there is an absurd amount of inefficiency that leads to people effectively having nothing to do.

      I had one such role at Splunk, pre-acquisition, which had a mere ~2k or so employees at the time. My entire office was effectively doing nothing; we were the result of another acquisition and management had no idea what to do with us. More hours were logged at the foosball and ping-pong tables than in front of an IDE. I'm not even exaggerating. I left after 9 months because I was bored; I did not write a single line of code that got used in any real application, internal or external.

      When I went to AWS, it was closer to what you're describing; it took a lot of work to do seemingly very small changes for the reasons you mention. But I would never say that my team there had too many employees doing not enough work; everyone was busy all the time, it just took a lot of work to do very small changes.

    • buriram

      No thank you. I worked in multiple startups and they inherited the worst cancers of big tech: moving slowly, decisions by committees, leveling (in one startup, the founder decided to have six engineering levels in a company with less than 10 engineers). Compound with low pay and erratic behavior of founders, I had seen more than enough.

    • etruong42

      > When you work for stablished company most of the work is refinements

      At what point is a company established? I recall that the early years of Google, it produced not only Search but also Gmail, Maps, Translate, Android, and Chrome. That was all between 1998-2008. At what point did most of Google's work become refinements?

      My point being, it is a culture issue. Google could have become "established" and focus on "refinements" after Search. Or Gmail. Or Maps. Or Translate. But each of those times, it did not.

      • motionlessveloc

        In the years since, Google has spun up GCP from nothing, built the foundations of the current AI boom, designed its own chips (TPU), rolled out self-driving cars, etc.

        It's possible for both things to be true at once: a huge company can contain pockets of innovation, pockets of people doing nothing, and a lot that's somewhere in between.

      • delecti

        Android and Google Maps were both acquisitions, and Chrome was initially based on WebKit. I don't know when exactly Google started focusing on refinements, but I think it was before 2008.

        That is not to say that nothing since then has been impressive, but I do think it's fair to call just about all of it incremental.

        • tim--

          In August 2006, Google's then CEO Eric Schmidt joined Apple's board.

          Andy Rubin, the founder of Android had already made a name for himself in mobile technology. In 1999, he co-founded Danger Inc. Microsoft bought Danger in 2008.

          Google acquired Android in 2005, before the iPhone was unveiled in January 2007.

          The rumor here is Eric was shown an early iPhone product, and saw how much better it was than the then-current beta builds of Android. https://betawiki.net/wiki/Android_1.0_April_2007_build

          Chrome was based on WebKit, which was based on KHTML, the browser engine from KDE. The only reason we have WebKit as an open source engine is because Apple had to open source it. https://blogs.kde.org/2007/10/26/web-diplomacy/

          They released "just" enough of it that WebKit could be replaced in Safari. That's it. Their patch would not compile or run on Linux. It would be _years_ before KDE had a WebKit browser. KDE took months to implement many changed from WebKit into KHTML.

          Sequoia Capital introduced the Where2 team to Google. https://www.smartcompany.com.au/technology/neural-notes-how-...

          Sequoia were freaking out. They had signed a term sheet with the Where2 team, and backed out because Yahoo! just released a map product. Yahoo was involved in both Google's early history and the events that led to Google Maps. Yahoo had an early opportunity to license Google's search technology, rather than acquire Google outright. Larry Page and Sergey Brin were introduced to Sequoia investor Michael Moritz through Yahoo co-founder David Filo.

          Yahoo CEO Terry Semel reportedly offered around US$3 billion to buy Google, but Page and Brin declined.

          Sequoia withdrew its proposed investment in Where 2 in 2008. Thinking Yahoo would dominate the market, and it was not a safe investment.

          Sequoia then introduced Where 2 to Google. CIA, Keyhole, it's all a fun little rabbit hole :)

      • pm90

        When you start hiring former management consultants into leadership positions

    • prism56

      I work in oil and gas manufacturing and we are slow dinosaurs when it comes to adapting or using new technology.

      Recently we've hired a few startups for PoCs regarding to data analytics and they all get deeply frustrated at the pace it takes us to even agree basic details.

      • jongjong

        What sucks about these situations is that middle managers want arbitrary things. Their imagination is tainted by existing inefficient processes and systems; they cannot see past these flawed abstractions. So when you ask them what they want, they say stuff like "faster horses" and then spend months debating the color and genders of the horses and what shape the carriage should be... The person who wants to sell them a "car" has no hope.

    • wombat-man

      Yeah, at least in the pre-AI times I was writing way less code than in my startup days. but like 10 to 1000x people actually interacted with them.

      OP might have been stuck in a dept that is winding down to prep for a layoff or something. I probably would have stuck around unless I found a different role. Who knows, you might just get some severance.

    • eastbound

      > following new rules or regulations

      I'm ISO27001'ing my company and I wonder if some day, we'll find a better way than written policies, procedures, forms, evidence and audits. To me, it seems like our current world's biggest flaw: We're losing 2/3rd of our workforce to maintaining procedures, they make the work boring and unbearable, and they're not even efficient, even if they do provide upside in systematically organizing things. Standards (when pushed to procedures, forms and audite) are the regression-to-the-mean of collective organizations.

  • bradknowles

    There is a massive amount of overhead in any big company. Each person can manage only so many people, and so that really puts limits on how much you can flatten the middle management layer.

    Combine that with each company having effectively invented “Not Invented Here” before anyone else in the world had heard of that term, and you have massive amounts of bloat.

    Two jobs ago, I was working at AWS on the EC2-Chronos team that was responsible for managing all NTP time sync across all Amazon and AWS regions, availability zones, and data centers. Including the classified and isolated regions. The people I worked with were some of the best I’ve ever known, and I thought we had really good managers. I even liked my skip-level manager. And I knew some of the others as well, and had even spent a fair amount of time listening to Peter DeSantis and other internationally known luminaries on the weekly ops calls.

    From Peter on down, I never saw anything or anyone that I would call bloat. If anything, I felt that his organization was too lean.

    Problem was, while I had extensive experience with the NTP protocol going back to 2003, it turned out that > 99.999% of the daily job involved dealing with ancient proprietary build and deployment tools that were created twenty years ago, and had done nothing but accumulate cruft since then. And I think that was true for just about everyone who worked at AWS. There are much more modern tools and methods that have been created in the decades since, but people in AWS weren’t allowed to use them, because they weren’t the blessed proprietary tools.

    And RTO had to come from somewhere. And after that, it was mandatory co-location with your boss.

    And then some person thought it would be a good idea to start measuring performance by lines of code committed per developer per week, and everyone had to commit code. Didn’t we kill that idea like nearly twenty years ago, too?

    Anyway, I got out of there as fast as I could.

    There are things that are deeply, deeply wrong at Amazon. And AWS. And it doesn’t have anything to do with the low-level technical people.

  • hintymad

    Senior ICs spend all their time either in meetings or on their way to meetings because there are so many teams to "align". It might be okay in the normal days: organizations grow, and we need people specialized in navigating company dynamics. But as we are facing the tsunami of AI, it is increasingly risky to stay a professional meeting goer and box drawer as an IC. The only way to derisk the situation is to go to a company that moves fast, and learn how to build next generation of software with AI, or building the AI infra.

    • drstewart

      Disagree. The only part an AI can't do is the people aligning and box drawing. The implementation part is trivial. That's who will get replaced.

      • wallst07

        Meta: This is a topic I'm very interested in reading about. Does anyone know where people can talk about how AI is changing how people in large orgs work.

        I don't mean in a forum where everyone bashes AI, but actually discusses how to navigate this?

        It's not here at HN.

        • lionkor

          I'd also be interested!

          The AI bashing is a response to the "AI is superintelligence and can write a kernel that's better than Linux" mentality, that is tiring, reeks of gross incompetence, and is almost maliciously wrong.

          SOTA LLMs can't reliably implement a single, small feature without producing overly complex code. They don't do engineering.

          My approach is two-fold: 1. frontload every conversation with a lot of guidance on how to approach things "like an engineer" (those terms are never uttered, but the guidance basically encodes my workflow as an engineer), to focus on only the problem at hand today, not overbuild things, etc, and 2. not trust a single line of code it produces.

      • hintymad

        I assume that the demand will change. Say, a new generation of companies to replace the old. Besides, those who do have practical experience on building AI-native applications or building AI infra may be in higher demand as well. That is, maybe our experience will become not as valuable as before, therefore we'd need to refresh our experience with a different pace.

      • llmslave

        arguably the meeting overhead is actually just people trading domain knowledge. an ai agent can go read their whole code base instead of having that meeting. its not clear how all this shakes out

        • tripledry

          I would say in addition to domain knowledge, it's also about intent. Code does not capture intent, it usually doesn't include the "why" just the "how".

          I argue you still need communication for the "why" to get to the "how", otherwise you will just get the wrong thing.

  • publlus_enigma

    Thanks for sharing your experience. What you have written resonated deeply with my experience across a range of large companies.

    Ironically, every large company I have worked for has chosen Microsoft partially because of their size and a perception that they have an enormous amount of top talent developing best-in-class products.

    My reaction to that has been that, if a company is so large, then they can't all be in the top percentiles of talent. And when you look at how many products they have, relative to the number of software engineers they have, their can't be that many software engineers dedicated to any given product.

    So I'm curious: how many people would work on a typical Microsoft product, and what sort of calibre are they?

    • AbbeFaria

      > how many people would work on a typical Microsoft product, and what sort of calibre are they?

      There are high talent density orgs at MSFT too. I do not want to give the impression that everyone at MSFT is low calibre. I was at the beginning of the Security org being formed (back then it was a tiny part of E+D). I was a minion who witnessed Security transforming into a 10B+ USD business so there are very qualified people at MSFT. We went from a few hundred devs and PMs to ~10K devs, PMs, Support etc to work on a mature business. There are a host of talented people still at MSFT, also MS continues to publish impactful research in AI, Systems etc. The great Leslie Lamport is still at MSFT. I am not comparing myself to these titans, I am nowhere near that level but just saying that there are oodles of talent at MSFT.

      On the other hand, here is an example that is illustrative of the sort of people I encountered towards the end of my tenure. My last manager who was one big reason behind me resigning once told me in my 1-on-1 that I should count myself lucky to be employed at MSFT and that other developers would kill to join MSFT. This was someone who had started his career in TCS, Wipro etc and then worked at a bunch of networking companies who presumably didn't pay that well. Everyone at MSFT is decently paid because the stock is doing well and long may that continue . My last team/org was a 30M$+ business with only one customer, we had maybe ~300 people altogether in the US, UK and India. It felt like we were always support engineers for this one big whale of a customer and we were trying to "pivot" to get more customers but that always seemed fanciful as the product was expressly designed for one customer. MSFT acqui-hired from this customer multiple execs and developers to sell said product to the same customer. I am missing a lot of key details as I wasn't at the inception of this product but the whole org seemed dysfunctional, inefficient and certainly I had low-morale. There just wasn't as much work for that many people.

      When I submitted my resignation, they actually tried to retain me! I was befuddled to say the least, I hadn't been that productive at all but I guess they just needed warm bodies to work on some other misguided initiative. Personally, I had enough. I forewent my last tranche of sign-on stocks (a non-trivial amount) but was glad to see the back of this org. It was deleterious to my career, I was so pissed that I didn't even send a farewell email. I don;t blame anyone but myself, I hold myself accountable for my career but this was what I perceived.

      Apologies, this felt like a rant and it is partly one. But I never had a frank conversation about this with anyone after I left. My fiance is a Doctor so she can't understand all this but my fellow colleagues in tech will.

      • restalis

        "The great Leslie Lamport is still at MSFT."

        I call these "trophy employees". They are not subjected to the same rules as regular (anonymous) engineers, and their tenure inside the company is not given by the value of their ongoing engineering output.

  • MisterTea

    I have a friend who did the same recently. Worked at MS for 5 or 6 years, felt that it became a boring grind of nothing, then quit and took a job at a small company. The work isn't awesome, but it doesn't fill him with dread or anxiety and he feels like he is doing something productive.

  • samiv

    You got it all wrong my friend. In a big dysfunctional org like that the key thing is to focus on the role play and politics.

    • AbbeFaria

      I didn't get it wrong. I am okay to play politics if there's a prize worth taking, working on impactful products or learning new skills but if all there is to grab is titles or better pay then playing politics is playing the short game.

      I am merely 30-years old, hopefully I have a long career or at-least as long as possible but playing politics to play the short game is very short sighted to say the least.

      If I want politics, I would rather just re-watch Game of Thrones.

      • samiv

        Good luck to you but I don't think playing politics is necessarily a "short game" especially now that AI is used to displace ICs en masse.

    • BatteryMountain

      I always joked that when a company grows past 20 people it goes from being a table top game or crpg and it morphs into an MMO, but with DoTA/LoL mentality internally.

  • WalterBright

    This is why companies (in a free market) do not grow big enough to take over the world. "The Innovators Dilemma" is a good book on the topic.

    • harambae

      That's a good book, but I'd argue that in a pure free market without intervention, monopolies would be disappointingly common (and why some level of regulation should exist).

      • geraneum

        Absolute free market, like any other idea taken extreme, is cancerous.

        • WalterBright

          History shows us that the more free market an economy is, the more prosperous it is.

          For example, the software industry. It's pretty much completely unregulated. Prices for software have gone to zero. Software engineers routinely become millionaires, and some billionaires.

          • geraneum

            > History shows us that the more free market an economy is, the more prosperous it is.

            Ad infinitum? No it doesn’t.

            > Prices for software have gone to zero.

            On earth?

            > Software engineers routinely become millionaires, and some billionaires.

            They don’t but if they did, this could mean the opposite of what you think it means.

            • WalterBright

              Nobody has discovered a limit to prosperity under a free market.

              I didn't pay a cent for any of the software on my Linux machine. Free Open Source software is everywhere.

              In the 1990s, the Seattle Times wrote that there were 10,000 Microsoft millionaires in the Seattle area, excluding the value of their homes.

              Charles Simonyi became a billionaire as a Microsoft employee.

              • lovich

                There have been millions of software engineers since Microsoft founded.

                The field may mint millionaires at a higher rate but it’s still not routine.

          • dbetteridge

            Safe to say that money and prosperity can be linked, but are not equal.

            Lack of regulation in tech causes real harm, like addiction, social issues and misinformation,not to mention issues with cyber bullying and suicide in teens.

            Do some people make out like bandits with billions or millions of dollars, sure but I don't think that's a good barometer for progress or prosperity.

            To paraphrase Doctor Who "Human progress isn't measured by industry, it's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege"

            And by that measure we are still cavemen.

            • WalterBright

              > Lack of regulation in tech causes real harm, like addiction, social issues and misinformation,not to mention issues with cyber bullying and suicide in teens.

              None of those had effective regulation.

              Regulation against fraud does work, but the job of government is to prevent crime, enforce contracts, and stop fraud, in a free market.

              > And by that measure we are still cavemen.

              Government is not going to fix that.

              > Do some people make out like bandits with billions or millions of dollars, sure but I don't think that's a good barometer for progress or prosperity.

              In the 1800s the US lifted scores of millions of people out of poverty into the middle class.

      • WalterBright

        How do you know that it would all evolve to a handful of companies? I hear your sentiment all the time, people just assume it is true.

        • win311fwg

          We obviously cannot know.

          However, what we do know is that a free market requires management people today aren't accustomed to. Suddenly you are fully responsible to negotiate protection, transit, etc. That is a burden many would find off-putting and, in many cases, something beyond their capabilities.

          If we were magically dropped into a free market tomorrow it is likely we would quickly attach ourselves to whomever is willing to give us those things without needing extra thought, just like the monopoly does today, and – tada – we're right back to the way things are right now.

          If we were born into a free market and didn't know anything else then monopolies might be harder to pull off. That said, while the initial conditions were a bit different, we've been in a similar situation before and the monopoly won in the end.

      • vconnor

        I believe the exact opposite: you need collusion with the state to establish a monopoly. And you don’t have a pure free market as long as there is a state that puts its heavy hand on the scale to favour one group over another.

        The free market has its flaws, but many blame it for the ills caused by corruption and lobbying of politicians.

        There has never been a truly free market anywhere in the world, let alone ‘pure’, so I don’t see why you use this adjective at all.

        • alasdair_

          Every corporation requires collusion with the state to simply exist, so of course it’s a requirement for a monopoly.

      • win311fwg

        > I'd argue that in a pure free market without intervention, monopolies would be disappointingly common

        How? If a monopoly were to emerge in what was a pure free market, it would become the government, and its rules would become regulation on the market. And thus the pure free market could no longer exist. Monopolies and free markets cannot coexist.

    • cyberax

      That's not what we're seeing. Companies grow big enough to take over entire sectors of the economy, the economy of scale works against smaller competitors.

      And once you're big enough, you can just offload your inefficiencies onto the consumer (the "enshittification" stage). As long as you're not _terribly_ bad, competitors won't be able to overcome your network effects.

      What _really_ held companies from taking over the world was the inherent overheads of distributed corporate structures. Before computers, you couldn't really manage a horizontal company with offices in hundreds of different cities. Network effects were also less pronounced.

      Internet-enabled companies like Google (or Yandex, Baidu, etc.) are a really great example. The early Internet was about as close to a perfect free market as possible. And in every case (Google in the US, Yandex in Russia, Baidu in China) the same thing happened: one large company ended up dominating and then gobbling up all the competitors.

      • WalterBright

        So what happened to Sears, IBM, RCA, GE, Kodak, etc.?

        Why are the biggest companies of recent origin?

        • cyberax

          > So what happened to Sears, IBM, RCA, GE, Kodak, etc.?

          They never had a chance to expand in the post-computer era. GE was really close, but they switched to the "do everything" model a bit too early. Before computers, your only option was to have a financial stake in other companies, and this doesn't provide enough control.

          As for IBM, I think it just lacks the ambition to do anything drastic. You don't get _automatic_ world takeover, you need to work for it. But others are giving a good run for it, just look at the recent acquisitions by Oracle.

          • WalterBright

            People in the 1980s thought it was inevitable that IBM was going to take over the world. They offered the same arguments you have.

            • cyberax

              They were too early. Collaboration tools and business practices built around them matured only in the 2000-s, with video conferencing becoming widely available only in the 2010-s.

              If you want to study the history of bureaucracy and business (an exciting topic!), it took about 20 years for companies to adapt their business processes to be typewriter-friendly. The key invention: short memos rather than long-form letters.

              So yeah, my answer is that prior to the modern computer era, companies had a natural maximum limit on their complexity*size metric. This naturally limited the scope of world takeovers and made monopolies self-limiting in the long run.

              These limits have now increased, and we're seeing companies taking advantage of that.

              Some numbers: the largest unregulated (i.e. not AT&T) company in the pre-computer era was GM, peaking around 600k employees in the 80-s. Amazon has 1.5 million employees now. Walmart is about 2.1 million, Alphabet is at ~250k.

              And these companies are not showing any signs of slowing their growth down.

              • WalterBright

                Those are fairly recent companies, and they replaced the earlier giants. Like IBM.

                • cyberax

                  IBM is still around. Look at its stock price. If anything, it's an example of how post-computer companies are much more nimble than their predecessors like the RCA that couldn't pivot from a dying market.

                  So let's invert your argument and try to find counterexamples.

                  Google is already close to 30 years old. It's not a new company. Microsoft is more than 50 years old! Do you have examples of large pre-computer-era companies that were at least this old and yet were able to successfully enter and expand in new markets? And not just by buying a stake in some company but incorporating new products into the parent company.

                  My fear is that AI will make that even more scalable, enabling even larger companies.

              • gunslinger_meta

                You are arguing technicalities, your interlocutor is arguing overarching patterns.

  • alexaholic

    In 2025 Microsoft reported $101.8 billion net income for $281.7 billion in revenue[1]. If Microsoft has a profit margin of 36.2% with "too many employees doing not enough or quality work", then it shouldn't be unreasonable to expect profits of 50% without said employees, right? Right?

    [1] https://www.microsoft.com/investor/reports/ar25/index.html

  • sashank_1509

    I strongly agree, I work in big tech right now and I feel almost like a charity case. Before Opus 5.5 my work would involve maybe a few hours of coding per week and pointless meetings. Now it’s few minutes of Opus 5.5 prompting and more pointless meetings. And im being paid very well for this, not gonna complain but this can’t last.

    • wallst07

      This has been talked about for years and years, has little to do with AI.

      I've been at places where I went years hardly doing work on a average week. But I'm also good [at some things] so when it mattered I showed up, then didn't do anything for months.

      Also, if you build a foundation of being very good, you can coast on that even longer (years) in the right situation. There are 1000s of stories of people doing nothing for years making six figures, easy.

    • OrangeDelonge

      I dont know which Big Tech you work at but at “my” Big Tech we are working crazy hours. And thats with very heavy use of AI.

    • sbrother

      But it was like this pre-AI, as well. I don't think I spent a significant amount of the work week coding since I was an L3 15 years ago. And even then it was clear that impact (and thus promos and raises) was inversely correlated to the amount of the week spent coding.

      What I'm seeing on my teams is everyone being more overworked than ever because the coding part happens SO quickly now that there's no friction to slow down all the nonstop "team alignment and box drawing" work that someone else in this thread alluded to.

    • dbmnt

      The only counter-point here is, I think a lot of larger orgs operated like this before AI. Pointless meetings, a lot of people only really working a few hours a week. It's the classic Office Space portrayal. Or Big Head at Hooli just hanging out on the roof in Silicon Valley. It's real. So I understand the temptation to say "this can't last", but yet...

  • h4kunamata

    >Too many employees doing not enough or quality work.

    I've worked at Australia largest bank and airline companies, it's insane the amount of people who are either:

    * Being paid to do nothing. Manager at the bank would spend whole day going from meeting to coffee then ask you if things are done already to be delivered as "his/her team"

    * Are in position without qualification. They couldn't understand the basics of common sense.

    The thing is, if you know somebody who knows somebody, that is it.

    Now working at one of the telcos here, bro, it's pure circus.

    • jongjong

      This is why I think communism would make sense in our current reality. If everyone got paid the same, then it would be fairer than what we have now where everyone gets paid a random amount with no correlation with skill or effort.

      Capitalism made sense with small companies where each individual had more or less direct exposure to the markets. One bad employee would drag down the company. You couldn't hide or manipulate your way to the top if you weren't good at creating value and skilled people could actually start their own companies and compete. Now with huge corporations which own the economy, the markets don't work to begin with, and also, people within the big corporations are rewarded randomly at best or worse; in a counter-productive manner.

      This inefficiency is highly destructive because of how the system compounds wealth. You end up with random people with zero value-creation skills and zero vision having millions or billions of dollars and deciding everyone else's lives.

      • poilcn

        Eh? What's this western fantasy in regard of communism?

        I wont say for all comm countries, but the ussr is literally the ineffectiveness at scale. You have gigantic central accounting organization that plan faked past with lag for several years for the whole country. Every industry severally lacking budget except for several efficient military serving organizations. Because most of the industries fields fail on themselves, the ones that thrive are also given patronage over the ones that fail. You have rocket industry handling milk production or KGB managing pig farms. Insane amount of people would work in fake organizations where they would just come into cold office and sit there in coats in front of empty table. Cause gov is obliged to give everyone some work and pay.

      • loglog

        No actual communist state ever paid everyone the same.

      • gunslinger_meta

        That's the stupidest thing I've ever read. If you think racing to the top produces inefficiency, racing to the bottom (Communism) produces even more, as evidenced by all the samples we have at this point.

        • wallst07

          Lol I was thinking the same thing.

          I wouldn't scold someone for thinking it, its ok to have floating thoughts. Just don't double down on them and start arguments over the internet with strangers.

      • badpun

        There are always ambitious people who are not happy to be paid as much as everyone else. In capitalism, they start companies or climb career ladders in existing ones. In communism, they join the communist party, where (since the party has totalitarian power over the country) it's trivial for them to just assign unproportionately large share of the pie to themselves - the difficult part is winning at politics game to attain sufficient power within the party. Basically total dysfunction that has nothing to do with productive society - that's why every single one implementation of communism had poor results and lead to people overthrowing it one way or another.

  • gregoriol

    I still don't get why companies like Uber have 34000 employees, Canva 12000, LinkedIn 10000, Dropbox 2000, and so on, not even talking about Oracle with their 140000 or Salesforce with 80000

    • mike_hearn

      Are they comparable? Oracle develops a TON of software. Go click around their website for a while and see for yourself. I have a part time job there and haven't seen obvious bloat in any parts of the org I interact with, if anything a few parts could use more staff especially after the layoffs. It's so large they have a giant A-Z index of products:

      https://docs.oracle.com/en/browseall.html

      So when you dig in you can easily see what all those people work on.

      Whereas, Uber is basically two services (ride sharing and food delivery). So there it's a bit harder to understand. Of course they're in lots of markets and have a huge human support surface area because of all the drivers and riders. Probably most of those employees aren't working on the products.

    • INTPenis

      Are they all publicly traded? I have this theory that publicly traded companies hire people to inflate their stock value.

      Because it's a legit question, like if a companye can lay off thousands of people and still run their service, what were they all doing?

      • wallst07

        Have you worked at a public company, or better yet one that went public while you worked there?

        The amount of people working on regulation, compliance and other non-revenue generating responsibilities increases substantially.

        • INTPenis

          Yeah sure, but thousands?

          I work with regulations because I'm in charge of IT at a small but busy healthcare provider. We're like 3 people who handle ISO certification and NIST compliance, on the side.

    • badpun

      Uber presumably needs a ton of personel in each country that handles all the driver-related paperwork etc.

  • nonameiguess

    Honestly the same impression I get. I met with some old coworkers I hadn't seen in a few years two weeks ago and we caught up. I went to a very small company that almost got killed by false rumors that killed a few of our biggest contracts and got us blackballed for a few years that we've only recently come out from under.

    Two of them, in contrast, went to Google, and the differences in experience were so drastic. I'm out there almost every single week directly meeting with customers. Our CEO knows me personally. CEOs of other companies know me personally. Whether or not what I'm doing actually matters, I can at least feel the impact. I can give a concrete dollar amount for deals from the past year that would not have closed without my contribution to tackling issues the buyers had.

    The guys who went to Google talked of how nice it was to have stock grants appreciate, but they did basically no work at all. It seemed Google was just experimenting with expanding into remote work but had no idea what to actually do with all these people. The strategy seemed to just be hire anyone smart enough whether or not there was work for them. They'd describe periods of weeks doing nothing at all, with no contact from any team members or superiors, no direction being given to them. Then contraction comes and, sure enough, they're the first to get laid off. Not because they did anything wrong, but just because companies that big are constantly experimenting with entire divisions and product lines that existed for no real reason other than they had more money than God and may as well do something with it, but when it turns out a product line with no purpose never actually sells or even gets completed half the time, the entire division gets axed and anyone in it goes, regardless of the quality of their work or their persons or intellect.

    I know these guys very well. One of them is pretty good and I'd take him in a heartbeat for anything not super challenging, but the other is a straight up honest to God superstar in the making. He was solving other team's challenges without even being asked within a week of being on the job. I'd put him on any project ever. The fact that a company would even consider losing him is an indictment on their ability to judge ability.

    This isn't even really saying anything specifically bad about Google or Microsoft. I just frankly don't think it's possible for any organization that large to have any idea what 90% of their employees are even doing on any given day. Google and Microsoft should each be about 30 different companies, not one, and even those 30 would still be too big to really stand out if you're not Raymond Chen or Jeff Dean.

    • VirusNewbie

      I work at google and our team has too much work and is expanding constantly. Anyone I meet in GCP is working 45 hours a week minimum. It's not a death march but I've yet to meet the people who just don't do anything.

      Maybe they were L3s? Maybe it's EU?

      • rincebrain

        As with any large company, I think it's going to vary, even within the same jurisdictions.

        Something a lot of people are bad at is the gradations of "no" that might be allowed in a situation, and learning how to communicate that can ripple up and down.

        If upper management tells you "I want 1 million ponies by tomorrow", but what they really mean is "I want to see how far you can get at delivering those ponies by tomorrow", that can be the difference between making a plan for coordinating that transport and going home on time or being up at 2 am calling around to find someone who won't call you expletives for waking them to ask about ponies at 2 am.

        • bluefirebrand

          > If upper management tells you "I want 1 million ponies by tomorrow", but what they really mean is "I want to see how far you can get at delivering those ponies by tomorrow"

          People who communicate like this are overrepresented in upper management and they are the exact people who shouldn't be allowed to be in any kind of management role. :/

      • Centigonal

        Not a Googler, but from what I've heard from colleagues at GCP, it's is a very different organization than much of the rest of Google.

  • deaux

    This makes it sound as if LLM tools weren't prevalent inside MS yet by June. Is this really true? I'd be shocked if so.

    • AbbeFaria

      I am speaking of the time from 2024 to mid-2025. While upper management was pushing developers to use Copilot, it was still not prevalent.

      Post mid-2025, there were mandates to use it wherever we could.

  • onlyrealcuzzo

    > I would look at my colleagues and sister teams and wonder, why do they need these many people to work on something so trivial

    And yet nobody has time to do anything except to tell everyone they don't have time to do anything.

  • llmslave

    Alot of people with legacy knowledge that pitch in sometimes, but are mostly blocking others work/playing politics all day

    Or they wont stop talking in meetings, but produce no real work

  • jongjong

    These big tech companies aren't meritocratic at any level from hiring to promotion. It's all nepotism and funny business going on behind the scenes.

    One time I interviewed for a job at a big tech company during COVID/woke era and I had selected a dropdown option under 'Ethnicity' in the application form saying that I was from a "Caribbean ethnic group" which is technically true and I flew through all the interview stages and technical tests until the final interview where I had to meet with the CTO which they said was just a formality... They had dangled the biggest salary package of my life; it was like 2 times what I normally get... But then the CTO didn't show up; I spoke to some senior dev instead; conversation was not technical and I think I was quite pleasant so I don't think I did anything wrong there but I didn't get a job offer.

    Unfortunately, the drop-down did not allow me to specify 'White Caribbean ethnic group" - Technically I'm a descendant of white settlers who settled the Caribbeans 500 years ago. My guess is they were not a big fan of the white variety of ethnic Carribbeans.

ecshafer

60k workers, 1/4 of the workers. This is a big deal. It also really puts you into a bind if you receive the offer. Do you accept, take the money, and hope you can find a job (Now competing with many other Msft employees that are looking). Do you decline and hope you don't get hit with the layoff which hits if not enough people accept?

  • seizethecheese

    My dad was a newspaper reporter in the early 2000s, so there were several dinner table conversations about this dilemma.

    The buyouts were taken by superstars and low performers. The superstars moved on to other things, like working in other forms of media.

    Dad didn't take several rounds of buyouts and was fine.

    After suffering a stroke, he was "put out to pasture", which for a journalist means he was sent to cover city hall meetings in some suburb. Eventually, he retired with some much smaller payout than what the last buyout would have given him. The sense in the family was that the collapse of the industry denied him a dignified last decade of work. (When the industry was flush with cash, older journalists were sort of like "elder statesmen" in the newsroom. Post-internet, no longer.)

    • strix_varius

      Just finished a rewatch of The Wire, which I think captures this transitional period well.

    • reaperducer

      After suffering a stroke, he was "put out to pasture", which for a journalist means he was sent to cover city hall meetings in some suburb. Eventually, he retired with some much smaller payout than what the last buyout would have given him. The sense in the family was that the collapse of the industry denied him a dignified last decade of work.

      I think your dad did the right thing.

      No, he didn't get the big dollar signs. But he did get a decade worth of health insurance, employment, and more security for his family than he would have had going out looking for a job on his own.

      There are no good choices in that situation. But I don't think he made a wrong one.

    • toomuchtodo

      With all due respect, it's just a job, and we would do well to remember that. Chasing status and respect through work will lead to sadness (reality - expectations = happiness).

      I think we should buy people out with reasonable comp and let them live the rest of their life doing something that brings them joy and happiness, even if that's volunteering in what they used to get paid for. But I'm not a policymaker.

      A whole lot more of us are going to get involuntarily put out to pasture through no fault of our own eventually.

      'I've applied for 300 jobs. My 25 years' experience is worthless' - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50182823 - October 2026 (111 comments)

      • Angostura

        I was a journalist in the old days. With all due respect it was mote than just a job. It was a community, a calling. It felt important. I went out to dinner with my first ever boss and some original colleagues a couple of months ago and had a great time.

        • agumonkey

          I wonder if it's just me, but before the 2000s, a lot of jobs felt important, society felt important, institutions felt important.. it's evaporating now.

          • agoodusername63

            There was a lot more pride in professional work yeah. People cared about doing a good job. I'm not quite sure what caused the decline over 3+ decades but you could probably throw a dart at "the internet" and probably hit something partially related.

            I think theres just MUCH more depression over the much more visible reality that your upper managers don't care about you or the work you put out. Especially now with AI companies pitching them a salivating dream of doing the work of 100 with 10.

            • Arainach

              > I'm not quite sure what caused the decline over 3+ decades

              Finance. Everything is a number to be optimized that must constantly grow. The US abandoned antitrust, worker protections, social safety nets, and more in the name of greed.

              For workers to care you need to treat them as humans. People care about a team and a family that care about them back.

              The mythical story of the person who started in the mailroom and worked their way up is gone. The mailroom, secretary, custodian, and as many roles as possible have been replaced with contractors without benefits or any future in the building they currently work in who will facelessly cycle out in a few months for another contractor.

              Employees have been abused too much to believe the lies. If I work twice as hard, my reward is a sub-inflation raise and no realistic hope of promotion. Feedback employees give is ignored, so there's no motivation to push to improve things. The management class has a desperate dream of all people being fungible so they can throw them out and get cheaper ones, and fungible is what you get - if you want a generic interchangeable cog, that's what you get, but don't complain about how the cog doesn't "care enough".

            • Schlagbohrer

              No the decline is because people woke up to the fact that it doesn't matter if you take great pride in your work and work unpaid overtime and always produce quality output: you will still get laid off when the economy explodes or when some VP decides to cancel your whole product division. It doesn't matter. You are a sucker if you go over and above every day to the benefit of the company.

              • agumonkey

                That's the end tail of capitalism. All that matters is the group / shareholder benefits and growth. It was useful to amplify trade skills and efficiency long ago but people pay the price in a different way.

          • olelele

            Someone once said ”all that is solid melts into air”…

          • itsjustyou

            I was strangely ahead of my time in a negative way. Spending way too much time alone with computers, didn't care about society, jobs were just jobs, life was meaningless. I recovered and feel much better and much more stable although I was never properly socialized so I still think society is "meh" and jobs are just jobs but some part of me wonders if all of you normal guys are starting to get depressed or something. Many things people say remind me of my 15yo self.

            • agumonkey

              I had multiple phases in my life. Simple min wage jobs, long isolation, IT jobs.

              Even in bakery, coffee shop, repair, deliveries.. you feel happy about your simple skills, happy to serve people that need a little bit of what you do, even serving coffee quick and clean.. in a team of people who know how to organize themselves. It can be exhausting, limited.. but it felt better than digital gray fog we're going in (graeber would say bullshit jobs).

              And previous generation had even a different culture, my mother keeps telling me how warm and fun it was to work in the 70s. No easy job, 1000~ customer restaurants, but the way people approached jobs, belonging, connection.. was different. I witnessed the cold privatization of her building around 2000s, it became more a factory than a place to drink coffee and eat, everything was stiffer and came from high above management who didn't work with employees.

        • cgannett

          I would say the problem is that it NOW is just a job... it used to be the fourth estate

        • sire-vc

          Without getting too political, these were the days when the press controlled information and appointed themselves arbiters and gatekeepes of information.

          The internet and free information showed them up for what they really were: biased cavemen like everyone else, and the aura vanished.

        • breppp

          It had an aura precisely because journalists were the arbitrators of truth, so denial of real information elevated it

      • SkyeCA

        >A whole lot more of us are going to get involuntarily put out to pasture through no fault of our own eventually.

        And that is going to have predictable consequences like increases in suicides, substance abuse, etc.

        A job might "just be a job" but I'm growing tired of this trend online of treating work like it isn't important for most people's sense of worth, place in society, and overall mental health.

        • acheron

          Your sense of worth should not be tied up in your job.

          https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/03/31/deathbed-wish/

          • ElProlactin

            This is correct, but the entire structure of modern industrial society is not based on what should be now that more and more people realize its flaws.

            "Your sense of worth should not be tied up in your job" only does so much when the average person's reality is that his or her job is the means by which they survive/thrive economically, a primary factor in whether or not they attract a partner and reproduce, etc.

          • stevenwoo

            It’s just an excerpt and not applicable to some but Rainer Maria Rilke’s Letters to a Young Poet has a good if longer bit: “Are not all careers the same? Filled with demands and people filled with animosity towards the individual. At the same time absorbing the hatred of those who have silently and sullenly adapted to dull duty.”

          • Brian_K_White

            It's not like it's what you spend most of your life's hours doing or anything like that.

            What I would say, and perhaps what you actually mean, or if not then at least what you might now consider, is you shouldn't give anyone else the right to declare your sense of worth, including an employer.

          • vigilantpuma

            “I wish I had spent more time on my business” is totally different from “my work gives me a sense of purpose and makes me feel like I’m contributing.”

          • bluefirebrand

            Without my job I can't afford my mortgage and groceries. It has very little to do with a sense of worth

      • xphos

        I think you should review your equation

        reality - expectations - uncertainy = happiness/saddness

        It might just be a job but someone living happy in good conditions that feels like the rug might get pulled under them for something they cannot control for is a lot more unerving even if your material conditions work out just fine in the end.

        Also I think your being a little atomizing in the impact here. 1 Person losing a job is their problem, I agree. 60 thousand people losing there job is a problem for the government and society. 60K people is a lot and it has a ton of consquences. This is also leading into the prospects of we have these massively profitable corportations who are on the cusp of firing large % of high income people. Whats the tax implication of losing 60K engineering staff level saleries. Its atleast in the billions which is small in the total Federal revenue but if this is a sign of whats to come we have problems. Maybe those people go to different employment but change will effect a lot of local economies.

        Granted I know you are really talking about the local emotional effect but the granular net effect is worth the conversation too.

        • riquito

          I like your comment but I think you're generalizing too a bit in a different way. It's 60k people spread in different countries, at least four. It is still a big problem, but it's not "the tax implication of losing 60k salaries" for a single government

          • xphos

            I do agree maybe its a over generalization but I am trying reading the waves

            If Microsoft is 40% based in the US the US probably would see 20K people in high salery positions get cut if its somewhat evenly leveled. They are still okay with reducing 1/4 people (they are offering a buyout so I am holding off on the F bomb).

            The invest into AI is something like $6T if it hasn't produced $6T in value it better produce it in cuts. If you expect its just going to Microsoft laying off great the government is fine but if other companies in the next months cut high paid position it hits the country in non trivial ways. But You are correct its not just going to effect the US it and that dampens the magntitude but its still a massive reduction of force for a major company

        • exe34

          > This is also leading into the prospects of we have these massively profitable corportations who are on the cusp of firing large % of high income people. Whats the tax implication of losing 60K engineering staff level saleries

          Muh job creators! You can't tax your way to growth!

          Well actually, they are now job destroyers. Tax the fuckers.

        • toomuchtodo

          Equation comes from https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-...

          In the US, currently, ~4M Boomers retire a year, ~11k/day, ~2M people 55+ die every year, about half of which are in the labor force; that means ~13k-14k workers leave the labor force every day in the US, ~400k/month, ~4.8M/year. 60k workers leaving Microsoft is a drop in the bucket, relatively speaking. But of course, they should still get as much support as possible via the packages they accept, and getting to retirement (Social Security and Medicare benefits) as pain free and least uncertainty as possible.

          > Granted I know you are really talking about the local emotional effect but the granular net effect is worth the conversation too.

          I vote for and support Democratic Socialist candidates, who would implement and maintain more humane and pro worker economic systems, I'm doing my part at system levels. But systems will take decades to change. It took decades to get here from Ronald Reagan and his policies. Certainly, people should never be in economic peril, but they also shouldn't tie their identity to their job, or think their job matters. The evidence is robust that the job does not matter.

          (and if you think there is a problem with corporate earnings vs what workers take home, again, that is a political and labor organizing problem to solve for)

          St Louis Fed: US Wages Share of GDI at 75 Year Low - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50238884 - October 2026

          Pew Research: Many Americans Are Struggling to Afford Basic Necessities - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50197020 - October 2026

          Gallup: A majority of Americans have low-quality jobs - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50195502 - October 2026

          (i am once again asking to think in systems)

          • xphos

            Listen I am not even 30 yet its a big deal when an industry leader reduces work force by 1/4. It absolutely number yeah no company ever really matters but in agrogate the little loses can be devistating for the people and the boarder economy. 4M Boomers retire is a problem if we cannot replace them and want the same set of services as before. Not nearly as many people are entering as leaving right now which makes wage pressure up but if there isn't people the business moves.

            I don't really think DSA had much that would help the economy beside the basic mainstream democrat tastes. Democrats generally speaking want less monopolies, better healthcare insurance (mostly a public option) and reasonable taxation but the DSA takes things to 11 with just politically unviable rhetoric in my opinion. But most of all, I think the ideas from the DSA that work doesn't matter as long as people are taken care is likely to cost a lot people.

            The Mechanic takes pride that he can fix stuff. The engineer takes pride that they can design a system. Doctors take pride that they are the reason people don't die. If you take away pride you harm a lot of people this is arguable what got the democrats (republicans voted for this too) where they are today in that they embraced Free Trade regardless of the cost. It created a rust belt that is brain washed into blaming Democrats for 100% of the harm. Fox news helps in accomplishing that that too but I think a lot of the DSA is steeped in that MAGA like style of never engage in what harms the ideology thinking and that spooks me away from that group agressively.

            • toomuchtodo

              Enron saw 20k workers let go in 2001, Arthur Andersen saw 85k jobs evaporate when they collapsed in 2002. Yellow Corporation caused 30k union freight jobs to be lost when they failed in 2023. 33k Toys "R" Us workers lost their jobs when the company liquidated in 2017. These events happen, and the economy will carry on. Notably (and for comparison and counterexample purposes), the US. government bailout of General Motors (GM) in 2008 and 2009 saved an estimated 1.2M jobs (with up to 2.6M total jobs preserved across the broader auto industry and supplier network in 2009 alone), according to studies by the Center for Automotive Research. When we want to save a lot of jobs, we can when there is political will.

              There are labor shortages throughout the developed world, due to structural demographics. This will not change in our lifetime due to global demographic trajectories. This will push wages up. This is good. Wages paid are shareholder returns not paid.

              https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49713865 (citations)

              Terra Incognita: The Economics of a Shrinking World [pdf] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49352811 - August 2026

              The demographic future of humanity: facts and consequences [pdf] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44866621 - August 2025 (400 comments)

              The Great Demographic Reversal: Ageing Societies, Waning Inequality, and an Inflation Revival - https://www.suerf.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/f_fa99ccdbe... - SUERF Policy Note, Issue No 197, October 2020

              We agree to disagree on DSA policies. I want the Scandinavian model to protect people. IDGAF about profits, people first, full stop. Their support is very high amongst the under 35, and 2M 55+ voters age out every year. Progress is a function of time and electorate turnover. Old people with old ideas die out, and are replaced by young people with different ideas.

              https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48781479 (citations in subthread)

              Can you stop big companies from making these cuts? No, at least not without unions and laws to make it harder. So, in the short term, help these people land softly and in the long term, build better systems so that people who want to contribute have some place to from a place of economic security. That’s it’s. Feelings are irrelevant, only outcomes matter (imho).

          • ericmay

            > In the US, currently, ~4M Boomers retire a year, ~11k/day, ~2M people 55+ die every year, about half of which are in the labor force; that means...

            Sure, from a raw numbers perspective it's a drop in the bucket. But not all numbers are created equal. How does the pay of these employees from Microsoft compare? You mention those of the baby boomer generation, but are all employees who may be leaving Microsoft of the same age range? What about their skillsets and the investments they and we as society of spent in their education? Those other factors matter quite a bit, so you can't just do a simple 1-1 analysis of "people".

            > Certainly, people should never be in economic peril, but they also shouldn't tie their identity to their job, or think their job matters. The evidence is robust that the job does not matter.

            Why? Which evidence? I think more people could have more meaning if they were self-employed, were craftsmen or artisans, and such, but this nihilistic viewpoint (which is a hallmark of anti-social/authoritarian ideologies like DSA and others) not only doesn't reflect reality but seeks to belittle those who do in fact find meaning and joy in their work. I for one like my job and have liked most of the jobs I've had. Just because an organization no longer needs you, or you no longer need it, doesn't mean that the job all of a sudden "doesn't matter".

            If people don't tie their identity to the thing they spend the most time doing what will they tie it to? Should a police officer or teacher not think of themselves through the lens of their chosen profession? When you ask a professor at your university do you want to work with one who doesn't tie themselves to their work or their research? Would you want to buy produce from a farmer who sort of doesn't care about the quality of the food they grow? Do you want to fly on an airplane built by people who think their job doesn't matter?

            • toomuchtodo

              If the org can operate without you in the role, or without the role itself, the job does not matter. The human always matters, the job does not.

              > If people don't tie their identity to the thing they spend the most time doing what will they tie it to? Should a police officer or teacher not think of themselves through the lens of their chosen profession? When you ask a professor at your university do you want to work with one who doesn't tie themselves to their work or their research? Would you want to buy produce from a farmer who sort of doesn't care about the quality of the food they grow? Do you want to fly on an airplane built by people who think their job doesn't matter?

              Finding meaning in the human condition and experience I suppose. Is that in your job? I argue no, but everyone will find meaning in their own way, if they find it before death. If it is your job, and you are involuntarily retired, my condolences. I fly on Boeing equipment occasionally (not my choice), so I definitely fly on airplanes built by companies who think building good aircraft doesn't matter. I'm sure some people at Boeing care, but not enough to overcome institutional inertia of "bean counter idgaf".

              Society, broadly speaking, runs on everyone doing just good enough in the aggregate to keep the system running. Some systems are better than others (Japan institutionalizing perfectionism, for example).

              • eli_gottlieb

                Look, I'm all in favor of fully automated (gay, space) luxury communism, but as long as work remains a major component of civil society, one of the few truly social institutions left, people will identify with it. Which makes it a problem that while a vocation needs to be lifelong to justify the time-investment of cultivating skill and experience, employment has become a rather short-term, feast-or-famine phenomenon.

              • ericmay

                > If the org can operate without you in the role, or without the role itself, the job does not matter. The human always matters, the job does not.

                Blueberries grow in the wild, ergo farmers don't matter.

                > Finding meaning in the human condition and experience I suppose. Is that in your job? I argue no, but everyone will find meaning in their own way, if they find it before death.

                So why are you prematurely defining what meaning should be for everyone? That's one of the problems with these authoritarian ideologies.

                > I fly on Boeing equipment occasionally (not my choice), so I definitely fly on airplanes built by companies who think building good aircraft doesn't matter. I'm sure some people at Boeing care, but not enough to overcome institutional inertia of "bean counter idgaf".

                I don't understand this at all. Clearly they care a lot or else these planes would be crashing and stuff. If you think they don't care and you're saying flying on the aircraft sucks because they don't care, then maybe they should care more about their jobs and then it would be a better experience, which sort of runs counter to your thesis here.

      • bevr1337

        Local journalism _feels_ like more than a job. Before my CS career, I was a photojournalist for a few different daily papers. It felt like important work. We were history keepers and story tellers for a community.

        • toomuchtodo

          It is important work, but we have yet to find an economic model to effectively support it and the people doing the work.

          (i donate to journalism orgs across the US [ProPublica, Associated Press, Tampa Bay Times, Salt Lake Tribune, Marion County Record, Muckrock], but far more and consistent financial support is needed than these orgs are receiving today)

          • GolfPopper

            >It is important work, but we have yet to find an economic model to effectively support it and the people doing the work.

            We had an economic model that supported both the people and the work; the current economic model supports neither.

            I would submit that this one of a great many reasons why the current economic model is problematic.

            • slyall

              The economic model was lots of advertising

              Go find a newspaper from 2000 or earlier. It will have whole sections (20 pages or so each) of advertising for jobs, real-estate and other classifieds. In some places every government job had to be advertised in the newspaper.

              All that paid for the newspaper. Usually before it was even printed.

              Thats the source of cost you need to replace.

              • alex0015

                I remember this well into the 2000s. My parents have never stopped subscribing to their local paper and your comment made me realize how much advertising is gone from it actually. I remember enjoying reading the Best Buy, Target and Circuit City ads each week, especially the Sunday circulars. That was only a fraction of all the paid ads in the paper back then, too.

            • nunez

              If anything, the demise of the journalism industry is a harbinger for what's to come for many white-collar jobs (even respected and highly-paid ones, like law) if AI progress continues unabated

      • mapmeld

        The issue is that several career tracks have some form of low pay, filtering, or outright hazing when you start out, with the promise that if you stick with the program, you will end your career at the top. Medicine, law, etc. If that promise is taken away, a lot of people on the job and in the education pipeline would be questioning whether it was worth the pain points (and not thinking about reforming and improving the entry level experience, lol). In the US this is one of the fears around socialized medicine.

        Another problem is those career arcs are so long, where in something like tech or consulting, if you stick with it for 5-8 years you historically have a lot of seniority over new hires.

      • user_7832

        I agree that it's a job, but.. for most of humanity, people lived and worked in the same spaces with the same humans. The home was a unit of (pre) industrial production. Your neighbours were your partners, or at least involved in general economic activities with you.

        Our human brains unsurprisingly still default to that, and it is quite understandable imo.

      • advael

        I tend to agree with the idea that one shouldn't define oneself by a job, especially since one's career is generally dependent on some combination of market forces, institutional gatekeepers, and other factors that are beyond one's control to varying degrees. However, people do tend to put that kind of personal investment into things they spend most of their time on, and especially things they had to spend a long time training for. In order to realize a world where people aren't defined by their career, we would need to first realize a world in which people weren't equal parts encouraged and forced to put most of their time and effort into one, which would require somewhat different economic arrangements than presently exist

      • stronglikedan

        Some things are more than just jobs - they are callings. Journalism and teaching are two. People wouldn't do them if they were just jobs, because they don't pay enough to cover the headaches.

      • IAmBroom

        With all due respect, you're a kid, and not very knowledgeable about the world of careers that differ from yours.

        Now, go code something nice.

      • 11101010010001

        ya the trick is to have negative expectations.

      • sixothree

        > it's just a job

        Considering what you're responding to, it sounds like you're suggesting people over 55 don't deserve to be respected or have a good position in life.

        • toomuchtodo

          > I think we should buy people out with reasonable comp and let them live the rest of their life doing something that brings them joy and happiness, even if that's volunteering in what they used to get paid for. But I'm not a policymaker.

          Respect is how you feel, a good position in life is a function of your retirement benefits and financial comfort. If the market has no place for these folks anymore, and we're not offering a permanent jobs bank to keep people working who want to work (which I absolutely think we should do), "it is what it is." Sorry if they feel bad about market changes and demand for certain skills and labor.

          We show respect by packaging folks out to live comfortable remainders of their life. "Thank you for your contribution and service." Lack of respect is leaving them hanging in the wind financially, not words. If you need a job to feel needed and respected after entering retirement and with sufficient financial and retiree benefits support, we'll throw a standing appointment with a therapist into the package and/or a volunteer opportunity online board/bank.

          If you're looking for validation from your job or your work as a component of your identity, you're going to end up sad. That's a choice. Make better choices if you don't want to be sad.

          • Exoristos

            > We show respect by packaging folks out to live comfortable remainders of their life.

            And in what way is this distinguishable from disrespect? There is some major assumption in your post that remains to be explained.

            • tclancy

              What, you’re not looking forward to being packaged and shipped to the containment center?

          • IAmBroom

            Either every doctor, nurse, firefighter, teacher, FBI agent, reverend, and social worker I know is wrong, or you are.

      • exe34

        Hah I know a professor that retired and never stopped working on his projects. He just stopped handling paperwork at the university.

        • toomuchtodo

          The dream, when possible: to continue to perform work one enjoys without an economic requirement or component. It would be great if we could do this for more people, whenever possible, via systems.

      • tclancy

        Is that due respect? That may be your perception of work now, but how many people have much of their self esteem bound up in the work they do at their current place? I want employees and coworkers like that. But what you’re talking about is both life under Late Stage Capitalism and also a bit of blindness as though someone being squeezed by the death of newspapers could just find a different newspaper job.

      • lovich

        Just 300? I’m at about 2000-3000. Just got my latest rejection after 5 rounds and 3 weeks.

        At this point I can’t afford to apply to tech jobs anymore. They require you to be available for an hour randomly across multiple days and have shit like the ceo “needing” to meet you and then rescheduling last second because something more important than you came up.

        All the jobs available to someone changing career right now give you maybe a days head up on your schedule and a 30 minute lunch if your lucky.

        The interview process for tech has become a class barrier in of itself

  • Twirrim

    I've a neighbour who declined, and then got hit by layoffs. It was quite a gamble, and they lost out big time.

    Honestly, if work was to come at me with a buy-out offer, and I was in a position to be able to afford to not work for a few years, I'd probably accept. Maybe go find some non-tech work for a little bit to stretch the dollars and ensure I have health insurance.

    We're in such a bubble at the moment, things are going to get really rough.

    • red-iron-pine

      > Maybe go find some non-tech work for a little bit to stretch the dollars and ensure I have health insurance.

      son let me tell you about health care coverage at non-FAANG companies... it ain't great.

      and the market is brutal out there. you're gonna have to try hard to get a Home Depot job

      • xnx

        > you're gonna have to try hard to get a Home Depot job

        Things are definitely weird because the current unemployment rate isn't far off 50 year lows: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/UNRATE

        • noahbp

          The unemployment rate is misleading; it is harder than any time before 2008 to get a new job: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/UEMPMEAN

          • hyperadvanced

            Yeah unemployment famously doesn’t include those who’ve given up… I fear there are many more than we’re willing to admit

        • sda2

          I'm not sure if one can trust any numbers posted by the federal government.

        • runarberg

          That job exist does not equate that good jobs exist. Some jobs are far away requiring you to commute for two hours (you can’t because you have a family) or move (you can‘t because you can‘t afford the move), most are low paying to the extent that they are simply not even worth your time. Many are stressful (to the extent you physically can‘t do them), etc. etc.

          Anyway, this has been explained a lot in the literature, unemployment rates are a poor measure of the difficulty of finding a job.

        • cute_boi

          Honestly, when I see my friends out of job, I question if these data are rigged...

      • bigstrat2003

        I've worked at plenty of non-FAANG companies. Only at those companies, in fact. The health care coverage was fine at most of them.

      • fnordpiglet

        I’ve been in the industry a long time and benefits at FAANG are not great. Deductibles are high, subsidy pretty average, overall package weak. Earlier in my career I paid nothing for insurance, had a lot of fringe benefits, and I was genuinely grateful for the perks. I’ve looked at ACA alternatives compared to my FAANG benefits and it wasn’t a huge difference frankly - better on the margin but nothing to write home about, at least in my local market.

        The fact people have to find a job not for money but for health insurance is about as dystopian as I can imagine. Toil just to not get sick and go broke, not because you need the money. What a sad world we built for ourselves.

        • kakacik

          > What a sad world we built for ourselves.

          Sad country, just US. Rest of the western world works much better. But this is what US population wants, more direct money at all costs and praying all the time no nasty health surprise is around the corner. Otherwise you are a commie or worse. Higher education is exactly the same.

          Given overall health of US population thats not a good bet and it only gets worse with age.

          • fnordpiglet

            I think no one wants this personally, but there is so much money - and employment - behind the private pay system that it’s virtually impossible to reform it. There is also a real aspect that the system was designed by those in power to further a necessity to work, an overriding fear that people might idle or not work with maximum productivity. Once the system was laid down. With dozens of huge insurance companies and even more smaller ones, with billing departments, coding clerks, adjusters, claim processors, duplicated at every clinic, hospital, insurance company, and the constellation of other roles, partners, providers, it’s now employing millions of people just to operate this hideous machine of national suffering. Talk of reforming it into a single payer system or a socialized system is wildly unpopular with everyone who depends on the current system - millions upon millions of people, and deep spending companies supporting candidates. In a country where either politicians either win by a landslide due to partisan politics, in which case it doesn’t matter what constituents think, or the margins of victory are so narrow that you can’t afford to screw over millions and millions of people through direct action like legislation, the system is metastasizing. There are solutions to the health care problem from a consumer point of view, but the churn it would cause on the employment side would be profound and structural. My view is probably the best strategy is make money young here and emigrate to a place worth living, which is painful to say.

            There’s very little I can see truly breaking American society but I think the stark stupidity of health care here is up on the top.

            • kakacik

              These systems seem unbeatable but thats just an illusion. Either market forces will make it so unattainable that people will simply revolt due to frequently dying from stuff thats curable in Haiti, some saner politician in style of Kennedy will come and make change (with very high risk of getting killed but that risk is there in all cases, see mr trump) or some other massive shock will happen. System in US is so twisted and unfair where 99% lose, sometimes in very life-destroying manners.

              Shocks do come, nothing is static. One may end up bankrupt earlier than correction happens though. Vote with your feet if you want change earlier than it coming from the top.

      • fn-mote

        > son let me tell you about health care coverage at non-FAANG companies... it ain't great

        Union job will get you good health insurance.

        Software probably isn’t that, but if you need health insurance more than cash, be strategic.

        If you’re getting screwed on the compensation and it’s important enough to you, think outside the box about the area you work in.

        > you're gonna have to try hard to get a Home Depot job

        Only the most desperate SWE/HN poster is looking for hourly jobs at Home Depot. I think this is bogus.

      • bob1029

        > let me tell you about health care coverage

        I haven't had any coverage in 3 years. It's not the end of the world. People who lose their shit over weird tail risks are missing out on the competitive advantage. You can compensate for the expensive doctors and prescription meds with more exercise and cleaner diets.

        I always looked at employer sponsored health care as a sort of trap. I never got involved in it. Every insurance premium I would have paid has gone to a retirement, investment or savings account instead. One big open runway is a lot more useful than a bunch of smaller ones with weird constraints. The idea of a health savings account amuses me.

    • taiwan_num1

      Not to start an argument, but do you really think you could easily find non-tech work that also provides health insurance? I get a little triggered at this line of thinking. People often day dream about working as a Costco receipt checker without realizing you literally have to work your way up from seasonal to part-time to full-time over years. And that's assuming you can even get hired as a seasonal worker with a 5+ year unemployment gap on your Resume (your SWE career).

      I'm realizing I'm a little bit too passionate about this lol but I would love to hear if you have a specific plan or goal in mind so I can copy it. For me BaristaFIRE would be ideal, but with so many friends going through the layoff/unemployment cycle and hearing their experiences I've concluded it's much more pragmatic to stay in tech.

      • annzabelle

        This is all a bit out there, but I moved to New Zealand on a working holiday visa, and within two weeks of settling down in a particular spot (after a two month road trip), I had two job offers, one very relaxed retail, and one tech-adjacent for a small civil engineering firm. I'm making about a quarter the take home I did in the US, but I've cut my expenses a lot (bought my car in cash, carpool to work to save gas money, rent a room in a house instead of a whole apartment, no food delivery), and I'm using this time to reevaluate my values and work on building a lifestyle that does not rely on earning a six figure salary.

        My plan when I return is to get my EMT and moonlight as an ER tech while doing prerequisites for PA school or maybe medical physics.

        • selimthegrim

          One of my biggest regrets is not availing myself of an NZ Working Holiday visa in 2014.

          • killingtime74

            This is really a grass is greener scenario because I just left there (NZ) along with a large amount of people I know because of the bad economy.

            • annzabelle

              I heard a lot of doom and gloom about the economy before I came here, but finding a job proved to be straightforward. The pay leaves a lot to be desired, and I'm not intending to extend my visa because of that.

              Caveat: I'm not living in a typical region of the country, I'm in Wānaka, which is easier to find a job in but also more expensive than most of the country.

            • lifestyleguru

              NZ is really greener though. Economy is shite everywhere until further notice.

        • lifestyleguru

          Just any relaxed job in NZ will not let you extend the stay beyond 3 months, no? The employers who are employment visa approved are milk-cow-bank-insurance companies very difficult to get into, not to mention the overall crisis right now.

          Ah... it's working holiday visa, I never qualify for these...

      • tavavex

        > with so many friends going through the layoff/unemployment cycle and hearing their experiences I've concluded it's much more pragmatic to stay in tech.

        If so many of your friends are becoming unemployed, isn't this a sign of things to come? If people keep getting laid off in tech, what is the motivation to stay there if you might be next?

        Like you, I'm confused by the dreams people post about working low-paid jobs if they're laid off. If the job market is flooded with tech workers, all these jobs will become even more competitive than before, and wages will fall. If you think your own career in tech is actually in danger (as in, you don't think you have any skills that couldn't be fully automated in the near future), I think the best option is getting some different education to put some barrier of certification between yourself and the rest of the desperate job market. But it should be something that's highly employable and difficult to automate, which is a scope that keeps narrowing.

      • rayiner

        87% of full-time private sector workers have access to employer-subsidized healthcare. On average employers pay 82% of the cost for an individual and 73% of the cost of a family. To use BestBuy as an example: Reddit threads suggest costs range from $100/month (as of 2021) to $250/month (as of 2025).

        • bluedino

          I'm going to guess Best Buy's health insurance (for retail employees) is terrible.

      • wallst07

        off-topic: Sometimes I feel like applying at Costco as a SWE just to help fix their god awful tech, it's worse than 2000's e-commerce.

        /rant

    • garbawarb

      Wouldn't they also get layoff severance? Or was the amount significantly lower than tbe buyout would have been?

      • toast0

        Often, buyouts terms are more generous than layoff terms. Even if the company has a history of generous layoff terms, the next one may be less generous.

        The other thing to consider is if you'll want to keep working at the company after so many people have left due to the buyout and the layoff. If not, taking the buyout and looking for a new job is likely to be better for you than not taking the buyout, not getting laid off, and looking for a new job once you conclude you don't like the new environment. For one thing, you'll probably have buyout compensation and new job compensation at the same time; for another, it may be easier to find a new job if you're in the market before the layoffs increase the hiring pool.

        • fearmerchant

          Yeah, I survived several layoff rounds at a company and my workload increased significantly. At first it was fine, even better in some ways to have more responsibility. Then the subsequent layoffs added too much, and we lost a lot of people with institutional knowledge, so I was being handed work with no one to talk to when I had questions.

          tl:dr One round of layoffs isn't bad if you're staying, but subsequent rounds can make you miserable.

      • red-iron-pine

        buyouts usually imply a far more generous offer than just termination and severance.

        also means they can dodge any NDA / wrongful termination / bad behavior issues on the way out. sign the doc and play nice and get $$$.

        keep in mind the US doesn't have great protections in that regard, so "severance" may be them allowing you to collect the last of your crap on the way out and paying you through the end of the week.

        • -Fu

          Ex-softee here, laid off last year after 32 yrs. The current buyout is the same package I got. The recent voluntary package to old-timers a few months ago was also the same with one important distinction - 5 years of COBRA, which would take a 60 yr old to Medicare age.

          • keoneflick

            > 5 years of COBR

            I know its very similar to the equivalent amount of cash but it feels a lot different. I feel like half my desire to work is connected to healthcare for the family.

      • glimshe

        Layoff severance isn't great and it's very common for companies to use the performance system to get rid of people. Suddenly someone stops meeting expectations and are gone within weeks.

      • ergocoder

        The first layoff or in this case the first buyout is probably the most generous one.

  • reenorap

    When they offer a package YOU ALWAYS TAKE IT. It means that layoffs are coming.

    My friend's company offered a voluntary severance package to a bunch of employees. She was talking to one of her employees and she knew that he was going to get laid off if he didn't take the package but was unable to advise him. I think the voluntary severance was 2 years medical, 2 years of vesting, many months of pay, etc. But he decided not to take the offer and was laid off for a much worse package a few months later.

    ALWAYS TAKE THE VOLUNTARY SEVERANCE.

    • hypfer

      I have doubts that this is suitable as a generalized statement like that.

      Ignoring specifics, the corp offers a package because they want you to take it. That means that you taking it is in their best interest.

      It might also be in your own best interest, but it might also not be. That's something that needs to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis

      • bombcar

        It really depends on who it's being offered to - if it is literally EVERYONE you need to evaluate it on a case-to-case, but if it's a small targeted group, you probably should take it.

        Also if you're a manager you should be able to make it pretty clear.

        • motionlessveloc

          A lowly line manager is not going to have any actual visibility into the VP-level machinations that decide the size and scope of layoffs.

          But if they have half a clue they'll still be able to figure out which way the wind is blowing.

          Source: a lowly line manager who has seen and survived a number of these.

      • eloisius

        The interests might be aligned albeit for different reasons. A corporation laying off a huge number of employees is facing reputational damage or regulatory consequences. That doesn’t mean you gain any benefit from their pain. Maybe you could sue for wrongful termination and keep your job?

      • wayeq

        > I have doubts that this is suitable as a generalized statement like that.

        I had doubts too, but it is in ALL CAPS so it must be true?

    • tshaddox

      It obviously depends on the specific amounts of the package as well as the timeline and personal impact of the upcoming layoffs (the latter of which you can’t know).

      The company doesn’t necessarily want everyone to take the package, and they’re inevitably going to price the separation benefits such that some employees would end up better off taking it and others would end up better off not taking it.

      • FerretFred

        Heh, wouldn't they get a shock if everybody did though

        • brainwad

          They'd just rescind it. They aren't usually set up as binding contracts where the employee signs on the dotted line and it's immediately binding. It's more like an expression of interests which then leads to an exit contract if the company wants.

    • John23832

      If you take it you're not eligible to unemployment. I think in this market, given the undefined length of employment searching at the moment, that's a major consideration.

      • hibikir

        For most Microsoft employees, the maximum unemployment benefits in most states are a rounding error vs the buyout offer. Here in Missouri it's $320, maxed to 20 weeks. So for most local employees that might get this letter, It's less than a month of salary, and that without accounting for months of health benefits, which I bet the buyout includes.

        • gpvos

          That's $320/week, to be clear.

        • thefunnyman

          Unemployment in WA where Microsoft is headquartered has quite generous unemployment. Max of $1208 a week up to 26 weeks and based on your previous salary so most certainly ex-Microsoft will be maxing this out.

          • dpark

            That works out to $31k. That’s not a lot for a software engineer at Microsoft. Levels.fyi pegs entry level at $170k. So that’s like 2 months of pay.

            The buyout offer certainly will exceed the unemployment payout for most.

      • cactusplant7374

        Unemployment isn’t very much, is it?

        • xp84

          Yeah, it’s really not for us, it’s more about tiding over a laid-off retail worker so they don’t get evicted. Not allowing someone with a mortgage in Cupertino or Redmond and little savings to keep their lifestyle mostly intact with just a little belt-tightening.

          And I’m not saying that in a grumpy way. Yes we do have much higher salaries, and because of that it’s reasonable that it’s on us to save up for this type of rainy day, in accordance with our own personal risk assessment.

          It’s honestly something I spent 15 years rarely thinking about, because while I’ve seen many RIFs, I was never worried since getting a new job was as easy as just responding to a few of the messages that constantly came in via LinkedIn or email. No longer.

        • 0cf8612b2e1e

          Ah tech money.

          Not everyone has options and unemployment can be the difference between being on the street or eating ramen.

          • hajile

            States like Florida cap out at $275/week with a maximum of $3,300 (over just 12 weeks). McDonalds pays around $16/hr according to indeed. Unemployment almost might as well not exist.

          • annodomini2019

            Weird comment when the context is about whether a TECH employee should take the buyout offer vs unemployment...?

            • 0cf8612b2e1e

              Microsoft employs more than highly paid programmers. There are sales, janitors, cooks, admins, drivers, shipping, etc

              • annodomini2019

                I would assume a lot of the types of people you're talking about are in fact not Microsoft employees, it's way more common these days to hire people like on-site cooks through agencies that effectively make them contractors for Microsoft. This notice is definitely about "corporate" employees, and I believe another comment noted that in a different source it's stated that sales and marketing are not even being offered this deal.

        • rootusrootus

          In Washington, it ranges from 383/week to 1208/week. For anybody making up to ~188K it amounts to 1/3 of what they were making, for up to six months.

      • apple4ever

        I'm not sure if that's true.

      • danaris

        It's possible you don't live in the US...?

        Generally, in the US, unemployment lasts a few months tops. Regardless of how long you worked, or how long you will be without work.

    • jere

      Always? What I’ve seen is sometimes the buy out is no better than the current severance package. Might as well ride it out. The severance could in theory get worse over time but that doesn’t seem like a worthwhile reason to throw away your job. You’re also throwing away unemployment.

    • asdfman123

      They did VEPs at Google at my org a year ago and nothing has happened yet.

    • zbentley

      Sometimes--very rarely--one's ethics may dictate not taking it, as with the "fork" email to U.S. Federal Government employees. Or when an early-stage company layoff is being done in tandem with a buyback/tender to reduce employee ownership before the board does something crazy.

      Most of the time, though, you're right. Take it.

    • brainwad

      Eh, the voluntary severance offered at Google in various European countries recently was less than the negotiated payout for mandatory layoffs. And most of the headcount from people who took it was backfilled, too.

    • Kinrany

      If it was true, then companies would offer less and less money until it stopped being true

    • VirusNewbie

      At Google they did voluntary buyouts and gave managers BACKFILLs.

      It wasn't a 'instead of layoffs' it was 'ok if you're burned out, here's your exit'.

    • nunez

      That is a fantastic package; you'd have to be daft or blindly proud to not bite on that

    • BeetleB

      Having been in a company for many years, that every so often had these packages, I disagree.

      Yes, of course it means layoffs are coming. This isn't a conspiracy. The whole point of these packages is "We want people to leave. The more people who take the package, the fewer the number that is laid off."

      If the package is going to only a small percentage of the company, then yes, it's a sign they'll get rid of you. When it's offered to such a large number, then it's just a lottery to see who'll lose their jobs. Like all lotteries, the chances of you being impacted are low (e.g. 10% was the max in my case).

      • xp84

        Well, it’s often a big payout though, and taking it can be a nice bit of cash if you can line up a new job quickly. But I’d be the first to admit that likelihood seems to have plummeted for everyone (except for the geniuses who develop the AI models themselves, who are in a ton of demand.)

    • tayo42

      Can you still get unemployment too?

    • christkv

      Hah not always. I worked at a bank where they offered this and I applied and I was denied and told I was essential.

  • Nemo_bis

    > Certain pools of employees, including some focused on data centers, sales and marketing, aren’t eligible, the spokesperson said.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-26/microsoft...

    Sales alone is some 25 % of Microsoft expenditures, so are these 60k about 50 % of what's left?

    • StilesCrisis

      It doesn't say "everyone in sales" so it's not clear.

    • thefourthchime

      Someone on Twitter said that they're getting rid of the whole co-pilot thing. Pretty much all their AI effort. Not sure if I believe that, but who knows.

    • geodel

      Can't be software engineers, from what I learned they were never really paid commensurate to value they delivered. So it must be quite economical to keep them around.

  • rawgabbit

    A couple of times in my career, I was one of those who were not given out a buyout. I was chosen to keep the lights on while the number of employees shrank every month. It sucked. I was given responsibility for systems with no documentation or than a username/password. I was called by all sorts of people I had never spoken to who had their hair on fire because the system was breaking left and right. I wished I was given the buyout; instead I was told I should be grateful I had a paycheck. No thanks.

    • le-mark

      Yep I was at place where the skeleton crew couldn’t keep systems up. Weeks long outages of critical systems. It was hell for the ones who remained, i pitied them.

  • SoftTalker

    Probably trying to entice people who are close to making a FIRE move (or even just close to normal retirement) to go ahead and do it.

    If you still need a job, I don't see it as being very attractive in this environment, unless you're quite senior with very marketable skills.

  • paxy

    Just because the offer is made to 25% of the workforce doesn’t mean they will all accept. These are generally very well paid jobs and the prospect of entering the job market right now isn’t going to appeal to everyone. Especially not when you have upcoming RSU vests after a recent 50% stock rally. If say a third of the employees accept then it’ll be an ~8% reduction, which is in line with a regular company-wide layoff.

    • mirmor23

      There is a difference this time though. There has never been a time in last 40 years where being laid off seemed terrifying for knowledge workers in tech. It's speculative what's ahead, but man, does it LOOK bleak. Many would still come out OK, but it's not a given.

      • compiler-guy

        Things during dotcom crash looked at least this bleak. Easily. It felt like every company on earth (at least in tech) was crashing and firing people. Even high-flyers like Google absolutely stopped hiring.

        If you were lucky, you got laid off with a severance. If you weren't, you showed up to work one day and the doors were locked with no notice.

        • qwytw

          > Things during dotcom crash looked at least this bleak

          And we're still technically in the boom part of the cycle. I wonder how bad it will be after the actual crash.

      • toast0

        > There has never been a time in last 40 years where being laid off seemed terrifying for knowledge workers in tech.

        How about the last several times all of big tech was laying off tons of people at the same time?

        I'm not going to disagree with "this time it's different", but I've seen this fear several times before. This time it's AI that's going to take our jobs, and maybe that will happen, but it's not the first threat.

        • shawabawa3

          It's incomparable the difference now compared with say layoffs in 2022

          Back then, you might think the market was a bit cooler, but talented engineers were still in massive demand. Growth in tech was stalling but a massive reduction in demand was very unlikely

          This time there's a real chance that in 10 years we have 50% or less the number of software engineers today, if the job title still even exists as we know it

          • Yamata

            Of course if you only go back as far as 2022 it’s massive right now. Consider dotcom bubble burst or 2008 and it’s actually still not as bad (although I believe it will soon become so).

        • mirmor23

          > How about the last several times all of big tech was laying off tons of people at the same time?

          I meant the layoffs due to AI, not the typical tech tech layoffs that are as old as tech itself.

          • K3UL

            But there are not that many layoffs clearly due to Ai, this one sure is not

          • IAmBroom

            You literally said: "There has never been a time in last 40 years..."

            So now you are claiming that AI has been causing tech layoffs for 40 years now?

      • paxy

        Not sure I understand. If getting laid off in the current environment is extra terrifying then why will people volunteer to get laid off?

    • fuzzfactor

      As indicated, they don't expect a very big portion of the 25% to accept at this time. Probably about one third, as it was before.

      Considering that the offer seems to be familiar and not more lucrative than ordinary separation, I would estimate the target is a 20000 headcount rapid reduction by December. If that's not accomplished this time then I would expect further action until that short-term target is met as early in 2027 as possible. Probably by offering to many who were not included this time.

      This is actually pretty drastic, enough to be considered overkill adequate enough to weather economic downturns extending for quite some time, it would be much more foolish to err on the side of inadequate.

      After 20000 is hit, I would expect no further cutbacks for well more than a year unless things turn miserably worse faster and steeper than their top people could imagine based on what they know now.

  • thefourthchime

    I don't know what other people's experience is. But as a nearly 50-year-old software engineer with 25 years of experience, I find that there's little to nothing out there right now.

    I don't know if it has to do with my particular tech background, the fact that I live in Austin and everyone and all the remote jobs are gone, but it used to be pretty good out there, and in the last year it seems like there's almost nothing at all.

  • NikolaNovak

    I've never been involved in such a situation, but I assume part of individual's calculation is: If I indicate interest, but the company doesn't accept it or go through with it and keeps me... am I now viewed as a disloyal, detached worker?

    • arebop

      I've been given such an offer. The company gave eligible employees X days to opt in and then it gave itself Y days to decide which volunteers would get buyouts. This matter of loyalty perception was certainly a live question for the employees. But also the company did iterative buyouts so in later rounds there was some evidence available to the current prospects about how employees were treated earlier. Not so much in what opportunities were withheld from the "disloyal" but in the take rate of volunteers and in the probability of being "laid off" given the receipt of an earlier buyout offer.

      • peterbell_nyc

        Ahhh, I retract my previous statement. I assumed it was "do you want to accept the offer". If it is "do you want to be considered for the offer" that's a little more complicated...

        • milesvp

          very much this. I was denied 2 rounds in 2008. I knew too many of the systems to risk losing me. Was sort of ok with it in at the time, and the length of the recession made me really happy in retrospect. Today I recognize offering to be let go as risky, since upper management may see you as a flight risk, which changes future layoffs and makes you slightly more likely to be included.

          • skirmish

            Did you ask for a raise immediately since they thought you were so essential?

            • milesvp

              In the fastest shrinking industry at the time? I think the phrase has something to do with blood and a turnip…

              I was actually thrilled with my cola that year along with the required vacation time.

              Honestly it was a very weird time. Less than a year prior I had worked in a real estate office, and there was a lot of scary stuff already starting to happen.

    • ricardobayes

      Anecdotal, but I had an acquaintance try to use the buyout and was point blank told by management "it's not for you".

    • brainwad

      At Google it was really rare to be denied, and if they did then it was kinda a negotiating chip for you - if you're so important to the company they won't let you leave, then are they going to pay you accordingly?

    • whoamii

      Company sends you offer first

    • peterbell_nyc

      Not a problem. While it is reasonable to consider the signaling impact of all your comms at work, if you take this, they'll smile at getting closer to quota and wish you well.

      Reasons to accept. Reasons to decline, but that isn't one of them.

  • teepo

    If they're doing similar to what was mentioned back in April there is some calculation about current age + years of service that could be tempting to people on the "bubble" of retirement.

    • j45

      Like with any deal, it's important to be able to run the numbers at any time.

  • locusofself

    The worst case scenario is not taking the offer then getting let go for performance, which means zero severance, health insurance terminated same day. This has been happening at Microsoft for the last few years, sometimes in large waves. Many of these people were not egregious non-performers, just people who had been marked as not quite meeting expectations, and thought they had another chance.

    • gamblor956

      The worst case scenario is not taking the offer then getting let go for performance, which means zero severance, health insurance terminated same day.

      That's generally not legal in the U.S. or most of the EU. The company would have to establish a very significant paper trail to establish that these individual "performance-based" layoffs were not part of a layoff subject to WARN regulations (or their European equivalents which are even stricter). The hurdle is so large that no company has successfully pulled off such a feat, and many of the companies that tried ended up paying significantly more in penalties to their local Depts of Labor than they would have saved with this stunt.

      • locusofself

        I don't really know the legality of it, but I can tell you that last year around April there was quite a big wave of sudden performance terminations within Microsoft and these people did not get severance. I know because I was a manager of one of these people and had to deliver the news. I know that many of these people had had a below 100 rating on their previous performance review, but we were unaware at the time that this meant a death sentence for these employees several months later when we got the email a few days in advance of the termination. It was hundreds, if not thousands of affected people.

      • ryathal

        It's not that hard, you can reword almost anything to make even a high performer look like a failure. Then you just let people go a handful at a time

      • WorldMaker

        What's legal and what's enforceable are two different things. Also the US is extremely muddy in these legal waters because, sure, Federal laws and the Department of Labor are supposed to enforce such actions. But most US states are "At-Will Employment" states which means that companies do not even have to provide a reason for a termination, which means there's no paperwork that really gets sent to the Department of Labor to enforce anything at all.

        (Not to mention that companies have spent decades perfecting the "layoffs are coming in a quarter or two, send out performance reviews now and encourage managers to be extra 'honest' and nitpick everything so that we have a written record just in case we need to fire people for performance to make the layoff seem smaller" dance, including Stack Ranking being built to be that smoke 100% of the year, every year. Still technically illegal, but if the quiet parts aren't said out loud who are you going to believe, the months ahead of time paperwork in performance reviews or that executives decided they needed harsh performance reviews months in advance on a golf course somewhere? It's not a conspiracy when it's so easy to pull off.)

  • equal_footing

    Phew, scary! But it maybe a very real question to ask ourselves. 2027 may be the year when all companies do the same and follow the MSFT model.

    • hn_submit

      Big companies are notoriously overweight and need to trim down continuously. Microsoft is already a big bureaucracy and nothing like the start-up mentality it had throughout the 80's and 90's.

      It's fine for them to get rid of excess weight. My guess is they could probably cut a lot more if they wanted.

    • resource0x

      1/4 becomes a de facto standard, the companies will be expected to follow starting right now.

  • pseudosavant

    Microsoft made $134B in net income in the last 4 quarters. It used to be if you worked for a company that was printing boat loads of money that you had job security.

    Now, even if the company is crushing it, they'll still see employees more as a cost center instead of a revenue generator.

    • SoftTalker

      No, this has never been the case. Companies are and always have been very conscious of wage and salary expenses, as it's one of the most controllable categories on the P&L.

      • pseudosavant

        They are making $600k in net income per employee. 10+ years ago, I'd never seen a mass layoff at any company making that kind of money per employee.

        Their net income is up more than 2x in just the last 5 years. 10 years ago, Microsoft only had $85B in revenue, now they are up to $134B in net income, and they need to let 25% of the company leave?

        • pseudosavant

          I'll also note that the 25% didn't include anyone VP or higher. So, the most expensive employees aren't being shown the exit, just the people doing the actual work.

        • hibikir

          If I have a team of 20, making a lot of money, but I think I can do the exact same job with 15 because of AI productivity gains, should I keep the other 5 employed for the vibes?

          The total net income doesn't matter: The move is management saying they are overstaffed for the work they think they need.

          Assume Microsoft is expecting just a third of people to take the offer. It's just too many people to want to move to a different division that needs more labor: It's basically entire divisions that they'd have to create from whole cloth.

          • panta

            > If I have a team of 20, making a lot of money, but I think I can do the exact same job with 15 because of AI productivity gains, should I keep the other 5 employed for the vibes?

            yes, because, (a) you would be an amoral company otherwise and (b) the productivity and work quality of those remaining 15 will plummet if you don't and AI won't save you in the end: you'll build faster and cheaper, but the quality of your products will enter a downward spiral it will be hard or impossible to exit from.

            • redwall_hp

              Companies should also be legally barred from hiring for three years if they engage in layoffs. Mergers should also be off the table for the same period.

              It's deleterious to the economy. As the recent Microsoft game studio apocalypse shows, mergers are also extremely deleterious. It would be better to have a dozen game studios employing people and competing rather than one shit company cutting expenses and reducing products going to market.

              • apple4ever

                > Companies should also be legally barred from hiring for three years if they engage in layoffs.

                I like this. I was trying to think of some way to allow layoffs for struggling companies but not reward layoffs for companies that are making a profit, who just want to make more. My idea was more around the executive team being unable to take a salary or having to fire the CEO or something, nothing which as I worked through in my head seemed workable.

                • cute_boi

                  The problem is there will always be country or states that won't follow such rule. And M$ will figure out how to hire people there...

              • OnlineTux

                In some places, if an employee is made redundant the employer is barred from filling the same position for a period of time.

                Enforceability is a problem; it's always been trivial to re-write a job description.

            • RivieraKid

              Why amoral? If a an employee costs the company more than they make, it means the owner of the company is essentially donating his money to the employee. Is it amoral to not do that? What if the owner wants to donate the money to cancer research instead?

              • panta

                To expand on this, a company’s purpose should go beyond simply generating profit for its owners, imho; among other things, it should also include a duty of care toward its employees. Society instills a strong work ethic in us from childhood, teaching us that contributing to the greater good is our individual duty. Before the plague of neoliberalism, there was an expectation that companies would have a positive impact on society, too. Nothing, except greed, forbids to return to those values.

          • hajile

            Why risk a sure thing? You might have others quit or get rid of someone more important than you thought. The morale hit might affect work quality. Any number of things can go wrong and its simply not worth it when you make $600k in profit per person.

          • ParentiSoundSys

            > If I have a team of 20, making a lot of money, but I think I can do the exact same job with 15 because of AI productivity gains, should I keep the other 5 employed for the vibes?

            What should actually happen is everyone should be paid the same amount while doing 75% of the work they were doing before, but unfortunately there are no serious power structures like unions which could ensure that technological gains actually improve people's lives in that way.

          • eli_gottlieb

            > If I have a team of 20, making a lot of money, but I think I can do the exact same job with 15 because of AI productivity gains, should I keep the other 5 employed for the vibes?

            Well no, you should keep the other five to increase your output even more and make even more money.

        • mr_toad

          > now they are up to $134B in net income, and they need to let 25% of the company leave?

          Tomorrow they’ll announce that they’re going to spend $134b on new data centers.

        • ricardobayes

          Contrast that with NVIDIA's princely $2.5M net income per employee.

        • bijowo1676

          profitable divisions are making more than that per employee

          while other divisions are sinking ship

          there always a case for a yard cleanup and decluttering

      • xphos

        But like if your company is making money hand over foot you didn't typically cut staff by 25%. You could just as easily do a hiring freeze and get out ahead of it. I mean if your profit metric is showing all green and growing you have to be really cold to say we need to fire 1/4 people now why? (to maximize shareholders short term value of course)

        • RivieraKid

          > I mean if your profit metric is showing all green and growing you have to be really cold to say we need to fire 1/4 people now why? (to maximize shareholders short term value of course)

          Yes, it's cold, but in the grand scheme of things, it's good for the society if companies are efficient and the economy is efficient. An efficient economy means that we can produce and consume more per hour worked.

          Such behavior by companies may not be in my self-interest but that's another matter.

        • datakan

          They aren't cutting staff because they made a ton of money. They are cutting staff because they see trouble on the horizon and are positioning themselves for that. Layoffs are rarely lagging indicators. They are more often predictors of trouble coming. This bubble will explode, MSFT wants to survive it. Thats all there is to it.

          • allturtles

            This may be so but what others in this thread are trying to point out is that this is a relative novelty. Decades ago, layoffs were something that hapened at struggling companies trying to stave off bankruptcy (or already in it). It is a major cultural change to treat employees so casually as fat to be trimmed.

          • fugalfervor

            Overinvestment in AI.

      • nunez

        And one of, if not the most, expensive costs

    • thinkcontext

      AI adoption is a huge shift from labor to capital. Its history repeating, now instead of muscle power being replaced its brain power.

      The amount of capex flying around requires raising funds, there have been dozens of stories recently about investors demanding higher rates for AI bonds. MSFT et al need to get their balance sheets in order to get good rates. Also, everyone is waiting for the bubble to burst, getting the house in order ahead of it is very prudent.

    • cyanydeez

      this is definitely about over investment in AI, regardless of whether it was smart or not. They need to recover those monies.

  • pjmlp

    I have been through a similar situation at a former employer, during the aftermath of 2008 crisis, and is complicated.

    Exactly as you place it, the way they found out to push for buyouts was to terminate existing positions.

    Everyone was forced to decide between taking the buyout, or apply to internal positions instead, naturally the later was much more complicated than just taking the money.

  • vkou

    With these kinds of offers, they don't expect to get rid of 60,000. They expect to get rid of Y,000.

    They make the offer to 60,000 (typically, an entire department gets this offer, including people they want to keep). Some X,000 will take the offer. If Y,000 > X,000, they they lay off the difference.

    • silisili

      This is what I was wondering, if they have some internal math that says "15% will probably take this offer" targeting a lower number like 10k. And if they overshoot, it's not like they'll have trouble refilling positions in this economy...

      • guywithahat

        You say that but the economy seems pretty strong to me, we have lower than average unemployment with above average job listings. It's harder if you're on visa otherwise it's pretty competitive

        • sterlind

          ?s/economy/tech job market/g

        • ibejoeb

          In general, and especially for the technical roles, they are probably going to have trouble finding relatively similar compensation.

    • Nemo_bis

      You can tell what proportion they want to take the offer by how generous the offer is. And indeed:

      > The Redmond, Washington-based company is expecting a lower proportion to accept the voluntary exit offer because the employees included in the offer are younger and no additional incentive is given beyond standard severance for their length of service, the person familiar said. Typical take-up levels for buyouts in tech are between 3 per cent and 5 per cent, they added.

      https://www.ft.com/content/2ef29406-f2f8-413f-81f6-5ae098c97...

    • fhn

      Including people they want to keep? What if all the people they wanted to keep accepted while those they didn't want to keep stayed? Certainly makes no sense.

      • jasomill

        I imagine they don't extend the offer to specific people they want to keep.

        I'm still not sure what the advantage to the company of an offer like this is versus layoffs where management gets to choose who leaves, unless they feel the "loyalty test" of deciding to stay is worth more than their own evaluation of employee performance.

        • vkou

          The advantage is this:

          1. Some C-suite asshole wants headcount in your division reduced by, say, 5% next year. He has zero visibility into anyone's performance, or any of the projects anyone is actually working on.

          2. His subordinate directors could do random, or targeted layoffs to hit that 5%, but this ruins morale for everyone who survives, and is rather awful for those that don't.

          3. ...Or, they could make this offer, let people leave on their own, try to convince any stars who want to take it to stay, don't do any backfill. Then, hopefully, between the voluntary layoffs and no backfill, you might hit that 5% reduction, and not have to do involuntary layoffs. (Or if you do, they would be much smaller.)

          4. This is less disruptive for teams and managers, because with voluntary layoffs, they have time to plan for these people leaving, instead of showing up to work on Thursday, and being told that 5 people on their team were given the pink slip this morning.

          5. This is also, obviously, less disruptive for employees who take the offer (as they can control their exit, and get a payout), and less disruptive for anyone who doesn't take the offer (lower odds of showing up to work on Thursday, and getting a pink slip).

      • vkou

        > What if all the people they wanted to keep accepted while those they didn't want to keep stayed

        That's not an outcome they'd like, but it's an outcome they have to accept, in order to not piss off everyone else.

        1. For anyone they want to keep who takes them up on the offer, they always have a chance to try to convince those people to not take the buyout offer.

        2. If you make the buyout offer conditional to particular individuals, it will sow resentment and division.

        It's generally better for the employees and the employer to do this kind of blanket buyout. If they voluntarily hit the reduction targets, nobody needs to be laid off. If they don't, the layoffs will be there, but smaller. If the 'wrong' people want the buyout, there's still a chance to convince them to stay. If they don't want to stay after the convincing, it's probably best for them to go on their way.

  • hi41

    Didn’t Microsoft have an issue with VP Vance regarding layoffs and all the perm processing were stopped. So why is MS doing this which will bring more trouble.

  • carlosjobim

    > Do you decline and hope you don't get hit with the layoff which hits if not enough people accept?

    If they need your skills after restructuring, you will be offered your old job back and get to pocket the buyout money.

    If they don't need your skills, you're going to get fired anyway.

    At least that's how any rational company would handle it. Employees are supposedly hired because they contribute to the company, not to fill seats.

    • Hamuko

      A rational company would not buy out an employee that they're going to be rehiring.

      • vineyardmike

        You cannot act with perfect information when you're making an offer to 25% of a company that size. If they were able to and willing to plan this on a per-person basis, they wouldn't be in the position of mass-buyouts.

        It's very common in these situations to target every org in the company with a goal of X% reduction. If a small fraction of these teams now need extra headcount, easy enough to allow those teams to hire. Usually you don't keep the severance if you return in under X days.

        I've personally been laid off, only for the post-re-org team to hire several people, including asking to rehire me. It's rare, and those affected should probably plan to find new jobs, but it happens.

      • fhn

        But with the job market the way it is, they could re-hire at a lower compensation?

      • yCombLinks

        The buyout is generating unknown information. How well does the company perform without x random employees removed.

      • sumtechguy

        typically in that case the boomerang is they come back but as a consultant. just doing the same thing they were doing before but at a different rate. usually higher to cover health ins plus a bit of a bonus.

      • bongofizzbuzz

        Yes, but companies realise the important cogs much later in the process.

      • moogly

        > A rational company

        I've never worked at a rational company. I'm not sure that's a thing.

  • hn_submit

    If you get the offer take it and start your own company with it. There's no use in staying if you're not wanted and even though you'll get a severance package it won't amount to much more than a couple months back pay.

theodpHN

The mass buyout offer to 25% of Microsoft's workforce comes less than a week after Microsoft President Brad Smith proclaimed to employees: 'We stand by our people. We always have. We always will.' in a video he posted to LinkedIn.

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7518428...

  • adrian_b

    To be fair, such "voluntary exits" with a generous severance package are well above the practices of most US companies, where great numbers of employees are fired without warnings and with little compensation.

    So there is some truth in the claims of the MS President.

    • somenameforme

      People often confuse what 'at will' employment means. All 'at will' employment means is that the default is that a worker can quit or be fired at any time without either party having recourse. But this can be overridden by contracts and for basically all white collar and higher paid jobs, it is.

      I'm not privy to a standard Microsoft contract so I can't say for 100% certain, but I'd be quite shocked if they don't provide a clause that workers can only be terminated for cause. So they're legally required to buy out contracts if they want to get rid of a substantial number of workers in a short period of time.

      • m348e912

        > So they're legally required to buy out contracts if they want to get rid of a substantial number of workers in a short period of time

        Sounds like you might be European. The US doesn't have contracts for salaried employees most of the time. In the event of a layoff, no notice is required, no mutual termination agreement needed, no consultation takes place. You are terminated (sometimes effective immediately) and if you're lucky you may get a severance package, which is not required by law.

      • bootlooped

        > But this can be overridden by contracts and for basically all white collar and higher paid jobs, it is.

        Is this really true? I believe all of my software engineering jobs have been at will, and there was nothing in the documents I signed that would give me any benefits or rights if my employer wanted to fire me.

      • WorldMaker

        In the US "at will" employment in many states means that companies don't ever need employment contracts. Jobs have terms and conditions, often these are explicitly not written as employment contracts and you never actually sign them, you just agree to them by nature of showing up to the job. Even for white collar and higher paid jobs, companies like the CYA nature of not having a contract they can be considered in breach of, but a document they can use as a stick.

        US "at will" laws really are that bad. The US has a strange history with labor laws.

      • _heimdall

        Unless something has changed drastically since I worked at MS, they absolutely can do mass layoffs without having to buy out contracts.

        Sure they offer severance, industry norm is usually 1-2 weeks of severence per year of employment, but in no way are they contractually limited to only lay people off for cause.

        Firing an individual is different, on that front they are careful how its handled to avoid being sued and having to settle. Employment laws also vary by country, I'm mostly familiar with US laws.

        • somenameforme

          Yeah that would make sense. If they state in their contract that they're free to terminate you in exchange for what they're offering now then that would explain what they're offering now.

          What I was responding to is somebody above thinking that Microsoft was being "generous" with this deal - what I was saying is that they were almost certainly just sticking to greediest possible behavior that stays within the bounds of the contract. You can describe billion dollar multinational corps in quite a lot of ways, but generous isn't one of them.

          • _heimdall

            Oh gotcha, I may have misread you comment!

            In comparison with what I've seen in big tech layoffs over the years, this offer is pretty "generous" in comparison. I'd assume any layoff following this would be as well, at least beating the 1-2 week per employed year norm.

      • janalsncm

        Only a MSFT employee can say for sure what their employment contract is these days, but I found an old court case where they used pretty standard “at will” language.

        https://ogletree.com/insights-resources/blog-posts/no-breach...

        • somenameforme

          That's very different. That was them rescinding a job offer before a 'real' contract had been signed in something explicitly stating that it was not a contract of employment, and was also fully contingent on them passing a criminal background check - which the applicant failed. So they're losing in both at will, and by the terms of the contract. They still got sued, because people gonna people, but it's not related to a normal Microsoft employment contract.

      • senordevnyc

        and for basically all white collar and higher paid jobs, it is.

        I'm bewildered that you think this is the case. Have the widespread layoffs in tech over the last few years not aptly demonstrated to you how false this is?

        For the vast majority of white collar jobs in America, there isn't a contract that the employer has to "buy out", and the employer can lay them off with sufficient notice (WARN requires 60 calendar days if the company is above a certain size, etc).

    • OrangeDelonge

      Is 2 weeks per year really that generous.

      • tyingq

        No, but it does also include cobra/health for the same period plus 6-12 months of options continuing to vest. Still not generous, but if you're longer tenure and can find another job within the timeframe, it's something.

  • palata

    The mistake is to believe anything coming from executives. They are not your friends.

    I was in a startup during Covid. The CEO said: "unlike many startups, we just got a round of investment so we are in a really good situation and we won't have to let go anyone, you can be reassured". A week later, they fired a whole team and a few other employees.

    Executives are not your friends, and they are not paid to tell you the truth.

    • dbspin

      Literally the exact thing the CEO of my old Berlin based startup said before our team was laid off / replaced with AI.

    • Quibblingeek

      Lying is in the job description. I'm convinced that to rise (or be groomed and practically anointed through nepotism and corruption) to that level in business, you have to trade a part of your humanity. There comes a point where wealth and power changes you and I'm convinced that the aspiration of it is really a form of concealed, socially acceptable sociopathy.

      So yes. They are not only not your friends, they're outright hostile and you should trust nothing they say and approach every interaction with them as a game and try your best to at least break even.

      They likely view you with deep contempt and derision, if they acknowledge that you have any measure of self worth at all. You should act accordingly.

      • taylortrusty

        What a sad, miserable take. This is not at all my experience.

        • palata

          > This is not at all my experience.

          Have you been in companies of more than a few people? Being "CEO, CTO, CPO and founder" of a startup of 5 does not count as "being an executive", right?

        • WelkinFolk

          Yet 100% my experience. Not really a sad and miserable take. It will do people a whole lot of good to know the kinds of people that thrive in this ecosystem.

          • kakacik

            Its like politics, highly functional sociopaths rise over time to the top, sane decent folks have rarely guts to have fighting chances against those.

            Find life satisfaction from other sources is my advice, but not corporate world and career in such. Thats a sure sign of life wasted on many levels.

        • Quibblingeek

          It is slightly dark. I wouldn’t necessarily say it’s a miserable take though. It’s more neutral and pragmatic and to be fair, this isn’t universally true, it’s just true most of the time.

          I’m glad you’ve had a better experience. Sometimes the best among us do percolate to the top. I’ve seen it too, I’ve just seen the opposite too many times to trust anyone in an executive leadership role.

        • LastTrain

          Its about 50/50 in my experience. On a barely related note, while at a wedding I met someone whose son works for the Trump admin and swore up and down that Trump is just the nicest person and oh so generous. I'm sure he seems that way to some people if they don't look beyond twenty yards or so.

        • ponector

          You have managers and VPs around who are not lying? How hired such incompetent managers?

  • Quibblingeek

    I remember when Microsoft really started going downhill almost 4 years ago. I've done well personally, but the way that things have been going in that time I would have been happy to leave. I've always been in the 120-140 range every year for performance while I watch people who didn't deserve it either get laid off due to poor business decisions or fired for reasons beyond their control.

    I did not get the choice to just leave with a buyout today and really wish I did. I'd be happy to go. I am not really sure I even want to work in this industry anymore which is unfortunate because I've been in it for pretty much my entire adult life. I have other interests though so I'm sure I'd find something to occupy my time.

    This company follows trends and rarely sets them these days and the meme of Microsoft's corporate structure with each org pointing guns at each other isn't too far off from the truth. It doesn't always translate to good long-term strategy or even decent products in recent years.

  • Pragmata

    That's what the money is for.

  • SeanAnderson

    Do you feel that statement is in conflict with this action?

  • AndrewKemendo

    Having been either CTO or CEO or Director/Principal a few times these are the kind of phrases that should always trigger you to immediately find new work:

    “Like a family” “Sacrifices” “New platform” “Come together” “Critical delivery” “Recap”

    I learned this from another senior when I was at Unity in 2022 that dipped immediately when they started talking like that.

  • taocoyote

    Is it too cynical to think that "our people" means the shareholders?

  • usefulcat

    Oh don’t worry, a company representative will definitely be standing next to you as you’re walked out the door.

    I mean, two out of three isn’t bad, right?

  • Rapzid

    All the people simping in the comments a few days ago lol.

christophilus

My former boss at Microsoft told me this sort of thing is a good way to get rid of your best, most employable employees. I guess he didn’t pass the memo up the chain.

  • hypfer

    The truth of the matter I think is that you do not actually need the best.

    Most of the time, anyway.

    As far as business is concerned, the thing often runs better with mid people with less leverage. They just do their job, don't have any ideas and you can squeeze them.

    Because it's not all the best that are leaving. Just the ones not stuck with a mortgage or similar stuff. This cuts the wings of very capable people and completely strips them off their bargaining power. Which is very useful to management.

    • siva7

      > The truth of the matter I think is that you do not actually need the best.

      Not all employees need to be the "best". But if you are a top tier company in a given field like Microsoft, you need the best minds to stay top tier, otherwise you will descend. But on the other hand you don't need the lower tier performers to stay top tier except for scaling reasons because the supply for top tier performers is a very small pool...

      • hypfer

        You can still keep some of the best minds, but you do not need them on every team and every project.

        I might be wrong, but I doubt that these mass buyouts were also offered to those that are strategically relevant. Though I guess that can happen if that specific branch of the management tree is bad at their jobs

        • siva7

          Other ways are to offer "secret" bonuses and perks to the talent you want to keep. If the management / department wants to keep you no matter what, you will clearly notice this despite mass layoffs.

        • geodel

          I think you are right. Besides this "Best" category is also fluid. Best of 2000's is not best in 2020s for a business.

          This also works as price discovery mechanism for both parties. Best employee can take a break and apply later for different job, profile, growth industry etc. Companies also find better to hire what they think best at market price instead of honorary best which are there for long time.

          • namrog84

            The last ms team I was on before I quit changed quite a few over the years as the business and requirements changed. I learned a lot about what I enjoy and where I thrive. Where I had done well for a few years the business had become something that was better suited for others. It was best for me and the team that I left and they find someone better suited for the current and future work.

            Even now with agentic work there are areas I am able to do well and some areas im not. It's definitely always changing.

        • izacus

          You sound like you don't really know much about teams and leadership.

          Getting rid of your best means you'll also make sure that the rest of them slowly, but surely leave and never come back. Good people will not work with average people which results in long term failure to compete for the company.

          There's a reason why all tech industry leaders have focused on getting a *consistent* and *even* pool of good workers to establish themselves there (against wisdom of the MBA crowd you're repeating here).

          • hypfer

            It is detracting from the conversation to dismiss people like this just because they say something you do not personally agree with.

            Or rather because they share observations about the world you might not like.

            • izacus

              I'm not dismissing people, I'm dismissing your poorly thought out opinion.

              This is what a discussion is - and besides me not liking it, it's also flawed and dismissive of people.

              • hypfer

                U-huh. I don't think that what you're doing here is warranted or correct.

                Having checked your CV, I can see why you're probably doing it, but that's still.. not great. Maybe you should've also checked mine before running with these strong opinions.

    • selicos

      What management thinks is good and what employees, especially engineering type employees, think is good are usually counter.

      The execs want to run the most profit to cost they can squeeze out, usually short term. The employees see the value in the senior and knowledge rich staff with higher costs long term.

      • hypfer

        Arguably, management might be more often than not more right in their assessment.

        Which hurts me to say. But engineers tend to make for terrible businessmen. (There are exceptions of course, and the opposite is _even worse_)

    • nashashmi

      That is a rule for a good project manager. When work is simple, you don't need bright people. You just need average guys. But when work is cutting edge, you need very talented people.

      I think the efforts on cutting edge works has been reduced and redirected to more market-dominating trends like LLM optimizations. This is a bet. Cut off the finger for a stronger arm. And I think this bet will fail. But I thought the same about this new Gemini after Bard, and boy I was wrong.

    • orky56

      Companies want to get rid of the bottom 25% of the employees at all times. These offers often get taken advantage by half of those and half of others who are more capable & find it opportunistic to do something better. If that latter half had stayed, they would have outperformed their pay. If the company needs to re-hire that lost output in employees, it's a net negative. If they can guarantee that the ones who stayed plus AI outweighs the time to onboard and institutional knowledge lost, sure seems reasonable but high risk for a large company that is allowed to play it safer.

      • geodel

        I think by now companies are not under any illusion that they can precisely pinpoint bottom 25% of employees. Their reasonable efforts are about separating out few folks they absolutely want to keep in business continuity sense. Rest below average, average, above average, "best" are fair game.

    • Frieren

      > The truth of the matter I think is that you do not actually need the best.

      That is true for monopolies. Once you get a monopoly, you do not need to compete anymore. Lower the salaries. Make products worse. Increase prices. Monopolies do not need to care. We used to break them because that. Nowadays, bots just will tell you that they are monopolies because they are "so good". So, here we are.

    • ltbarcly3

      This is true if you are running a car wash. Even the mid tier employees satisfactorily do the job and customers can be given what they paid for. You are competing on geographic location and ability to do a very easy task repeatedly over and over. You get another chance to sell your product every single day, and you can adjust your prices up and down to find the sweet spot because the sales cycle repeats every day.

      It is not true if you are determining the correct feature to add to microsoft's money making products. That requires deep knowledge of users and the industry and the existing product. It requires understanding the industry and users far in advance, the turnaround time for a feature in Windows or Azure is likely 6 months or longer, sometimes years. It requires acumen and an ability to think about customers and the market and sales. Microsoft doesn't have 5000 people who can do this. They probably don't have 1000. These people can go start their own business or consulting firm today. There are lots of people they worked with in the past who know how good they are so they can get another job.

      The same is true for engineering. Out of 500 engineers, there are 10-20 that are doing the really important work that you can't just find someone else to do. They know everything about the system and everyone comes to them for advice or to get explanations about how things are put together and why. You can't just find some average engineer and put them in the same desk as these 10-20 and magically things are fine, the mid tier person doesn't have the years of experience nor the potential to fill this role even if they did have the experience.

      • hypfer

        > That requires deep knowledge of users and the industry and the existing product.

        I.. uh. I hate to break it to you, but that's not as deep of a moat as this reads like you would believe it is.

        Engineers (like me, fwiw) would love to believe all these things about themselves, but they're not really true.

        Of course, there is a difference, but the difference just doesn't matter all that much in the real world. Markets do not care.

        Which isn't to say that people shouldn't know their worth. But it is to say that one can better defend their worth when armed with an accurate assessment of reality.

        • jeltz

          No, you love to break it to people.

          • hypfer

            Fair challenge and you got me there. I've been just adding that prefix because social convention demands it and not because I'd be feeling that way.

            Or rather, it is an incredibly cheap way to shut down a whole range of dumb counters, so of course one throws it in.

            But I do not love to break it to people. I am ambivalent about that. I just like true things.

            So you're right on the "something isn't authentic here" but wrong on the assessment of the motivation.

  • Waterluvian

    I dunno how prevalant this term is, but people at my last robotics company called it the "dead sea effect." Those who can, leave. Those who can't, hang on.

  • ben_w

    My dad told me his bosses were very surprised when he eagerly accepted a similar deal. IIRC, he was about 60 at the time, so would have had about 6 years early retirement given what the pension age was back then.

  • darksaints

    Well they’re the ones that cost the most money!

    • lenerdenator

      They're also the ones that create the most money.

      Ultimately, you can only take equity away from people like that for so long. We're taking the people who actually create the value and firing them so that we can satisfy the hangers-on, meaning shareholders who often 1) don't know they even own MS and 2) are often diversified as to make a real problem with Microsoft not a dealbreaker for their financial goals.

  • logicchains

    I guess unfortunately there isn't an easy way to just "only fire the employees responsible for making Teams suck".

    • DeepYogurt

      In theory that's a manager's responsibility, but managers get (effectively) punished for firing people so that never happens in practice.

  • beebmam

    This is why it was only offered to 60k people. The best performers are likely not given the option.

  • catchnear4321

    there’s a difference between a memo passed and a memo read. (let alone a memo acted upon.)

  • dominotw

    Market is horrible even for 'best employees' . Best employees arent that different from mid employees these days because everyone is slinging the same slop.

    • siva7

      Not true, the market is exceptional for the best in tech. The problem arises when some employees think they are the best - despite the facts not lining up.

      • theossuary

        I don't believe you. I literally can't get an interview, but I joined a mature startup through a subcontracting gig to make ends meet, and a month in they're asking if they can just hire me. The hiring process is broken.

        • siva7

          You were promoted to perm employee a month in. How does that contradict my earlier statement? The broken hiring process in tech is something entirely different - it was broken 10 years ago, 20 years ago, nothing new

          • dominotw

            > You were promoted to perm employee a month in.

            having to get "promoted" to even get a perm job is not 'exceptional job market'

          • theossuary

            Ten years ago and five years ago I could interview for a job and be hired. Now I can't get an interview and the only employment option came through a contracting referral from my network. I don't see how that points to hiring not being weirdly more broken than it was? I don't consider friends-of-friends as the normal interview/hiring process, well at least till now.

            • musebox35

              > Now I can't get an interview and the only employment option came through a contracting referral from my network.

              The more senior you are, the more you will need to rely on network referrals. Most HR processes are designed around filling average positions and filter for it especially when the number of applicants are high. I switched jobs around 2024 and all the interviews I got was through referrals or directly reaching out to the founders. I got zero callbacks from applications to HR.

              Also five years ago, we had a once in a generation pandemic that forced all retailers to go online at global level, pushed remote work to be the norm and the tech workers suddenly had access to a growing global job market. That was the exception not the norm.

      • palata

        Are you one of the best in tech?

    • bushbaba

      Yes and No. If you are a citizen and have “AI” experience there’s plenty of startups offering base salaries in excess of the average Microsoft total comp.

    • blitzar

      9 figure signing bonuses are a horrible problem to have

  • red75prime

    Maybe something has changed between now and then? Say, some kind of a technology that allows to select eligible employees better.

    • burnte

      Definitely not. We are no better at finding good employees than we ever were. It's the human biases that make it bad, not the technology.

      • red75prime

        "We" as in "industry in general" or "we" as in "HR at my company"? Although, I'd be more interested in what Microsoft does.

        • burnte

          We as in humans in general.

          • red75prime

            My initial comment was tongue in cheek (but transparent enough I think, given the context). So, let's be clear. I questioned whether it's still true that it's people who are doing all the HR work at Microsoft without LLM assistance.

            You, probably, talk about something else.

            • burnte

              Nearly every HR department uses AI these days, and it just makes things worse because they're easy to game.

jarjoura

The way these companies are run so cut-throat while also being worth a trillion dollars is such a fundamental systemic failure.

To say that it's because Microsoft overhired is a gross mis-remembering of the last 20 years.

For starters, I remember way back in the late 2000s meeting an engineer from the office team. Their entire job was focused on making buttons. Microsoft also used to employee engineers focused soley on testing software, though I've heard that has changed.

Anyway, this is a company with decades long cultural roots for enormously large teams where each person is hyper focused on tiny little pieces of a much larger product.

Also, let's not forget that they bought up 1/3 of the gaming industry.

I don't mind that Microsoft is hurting, because it makes mid products, that always seem to fail-up. However, I do mind that the people are okay that the answer is to lay people off instead of, maybe, breaking the company back up into smaller companies that preserve the stability of the workforce.

  • sandos

    "Microsoft also used to employee engineers focused soley on testing software"

    Is this weird in any way? I live in EU land, but this does not seem too uncommon. As a developer Ive had assignments where I only wrote unit test, another where I was reponsible for daily CI running well (though both moved towards development eventually). I heard just the other day about a competitor where you did not write your own test code.

    • mpyne

      It's sort of weird in a world that has moved to an DevOps-style ethos for most development.

      But yes, before that it would be not at all unusual to have “test engineers” or other technical staff whose entire responsibility laid with setting up test environments and running QA of products. These people did not do product dev, though they may have been involved in writing supporting test platform libraries or even maintaining test infrastructure (like IBM Jazz).

      Even today in the U.S. companies that haven’t fully jumped onto newer development practices probably still have QA and/or test departments.

      • forgotmypw17

        >It's sort of weird in a world that has moved to an DevOps-style ethos for most development.

        The world at large makes all sorts of trends, and that by itself doesn't make them smart. As a developer, you are likely to have blind spots when it comes to quality and reliability as a result of having written the code. Even a team of developers cross-testing each other's code will not have the same ability to find flaws (before they embarrass you in front of the customer/client/user) as a dedicated tester whose job it is solely to find new (and old) ways to break things (and document them.)

        DevOps is a completely different thing (though they work together with testers.)

        It is only weird to have dedicated QA on your team if you don't give a fuck about releasing shit with bugs in it for the user to bump into.

        • mpyne

          > The world at large makes all sorts of trends, and that by itself doesn't make them smart.

          I never said it was smart. Or dumb, for that matter. Just that many product teams have been made to merge testing responsibilities as an internal responsibility, in line with having end-to-end ownership of the product from development to its operational deployment. And usually without any dedicated test engineer member of that team to do this.

          > It is only weird to have dedicated QA on your team if you don't give a fuck about releasing shit with bugs in it for the user to bump into.

          Well, has the behavior of software companies led you to believe they care strongly about this? I always got the impression they cared more about either maximizing feature velocity given a certain team size, or minimizing labor cost for a given feature velocity.

      • biztos

        Isn't this still a thing? "Software Engineer in Test" being the newer term?

        I just checked LinkedIn and they have quite a few job listings in this vein. Which makes sense: in the "AI and YOLO" development lifecycle, automated testing is more important than ever.

  • _heimdall

    I started my career as an SDET at Microsoft. Yes its correct they no longer have test automation engineers, but I never felt the org I was in was useless or that people were too narrowly focused.

    Maybe it was the org we were in, Office could have been different, but our challenge was usually wanting more people on the team to help spread the load rather than less.

    And for what its worth, I didn't intend to go into test at the time but it was a great place for me to start. I picked up a habit of writing production code in more testable ways, considering edge cases, implementing observability, etc. Those skills are often picked up along the way but it definitely helped me out starting with a much stronger basis of those skills.

  • jvanderbot

    60k workers is only ~18 billion. Maybe 36 billion. Maybe even 72.

    That's small potatoes vs their new excess capex spend of 100sB/y.

    This isn't the end.

    • _heimdall

      They aren't going to solve their capex problem through voluntary layoffs or RIFs. They may letore people go, but I expect its more about reorganizing and refocusing what they're working on rather than saving money.

  • geraneum

    > breaking the company back up into smaller companies that preserve the stability of the workforce.

    Blasphemy! Bring the torches!

  • RomanKornev

    > worth a trillion dollars

    You mean 3.96T dollars, right?

  • andruby

    This feels like a failure in (late stage) capitalism more than corporates.

    I would love if we'd put efforts towards better economic/political systems.

tandr

"1/4 of workforce was offered buyouts" does not mean all 60000 will accept them. "Results may vary", you know.

I saw it happening in a funny way not long time ago - company offered buyouts, but got insanely surprised when high percentage of people actually accepted it. Management thought acceptance rate would be much, much lower, but when numbers started to pour in on a 2nd day, oh man... Panic spread very quickly because people were accepting packages in fear of layoffs without such package, so management said if any layoffs will happen in 3 years period after this, same package will be offered no question asked. Cooled things a bit, but what a mess...

  • geye1234

    > management said if any layoffs will happen in 3 years period after this, same package will be offered no question asked.

    And people believed them?!

    • Maxatar

      If this claim was in writing then it's legally binding in most U.S. states. Technically it's legally binding even if it's not written but in those cases it's harder to prove.

    • ThrowawayR2

      Failing to live up to a business promise runs afoul of promissory estoppel: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/promissory_estoppel.asp

      • dcrazy

        There is plenty of room for uncertainty where promissory estoppel and right-to-work laws intersect.

        • dcrazy

          Bah, too late to edit but I meant work-for-hire laws, not right-to-work laws.

    • 0cf8612b2e1e

      Right? When management demonstrates their inability to plan for repercussions, how am I to believe a pinky promise covering the next three years?

    • tandr

      It was more than 3 years ago, but as far as I know, they did honor the agreement. Some people took early retirement packages closer to the end of that three-year period and they got the same deal.

    • _heimdall

      Why not? People believe the FDIC has enough money to prevent any bank runs from wiping and cash on hand. Very few check the tape, especially if they're in the middle of a fear or panic reaction and an authority claims its fine.

    • sedatk

      > And people believed them?!

      Probably because they could sue them for not keeping their word.

  • groos

    30% was the quoted number for the acceptance rate of the earlier VRP, which was mostly long tenured employees who were at retirement age, or close to it. I would be surprised if this gets a significant acceptance from the younger employees. OTOH, older employees who didn't accept the earlier VRP and were regretting that decision may jump at this offer.

    • therealdrag0

      So if we get the same acceptance rate. This would be about a 10% reduction in headcount.

  • davidbuhler

    Was this Shaw?

  • lotsofpulp

    >so management said if any layoffs will happen in 3 years period after this, same package will be offered no question asked. Cooled things a bit, but what a mess...

    Unless those funds were placed in an escrow account, I would have assumed that claim held no water.

    • wavemode

      Because the company wouldn't have the money by that point? Seems unlikely. Or because it was an outright lie? Could be grounds for a lawsuit.

      • rtkwe

        Also just from raw corporate penny pinching. Why would they make payouts like that if they're not forced to, yes there's reputational risks of making that promise and then not following through with it but faced with a choice between that and a few lawsuits (with the usual corporate advantages of arbitration clauses and vastly more resources they're likely to win too) a corporation looking to shed people is likely to take the win of reducing their severance payouts.

        • wavemode

          In practice, the money you save long-term by reducing headcount is one or two orders of magnitude larger than the money you pay out in severance. Losing your reputation and a lot of legal fees over (basically) pennies tends not to be sound business.

          There's a reason corporations almost always settle lawsuits (if they aren't dismissed).

          • rtkwe

            I'm not sure the rep damage actually spreads that far and given a hard enough push the business will be more than willing to spend a little bit of reputation for survival.

      • lenerdenator

        > Could be grounds for a lawsuit.

        And?

        Litigation is a rich man's game. Companies almost always have more resources to dedicate to litigation than individual employees, especially if those individual employees have been laid off and are now without an income.

        The company knows this, the employees know this, the company knows the employees know this, and vice-versa.

        • JustResign

          > The company knows this, the employees know this, the company knows the employees know this, and vice-versa.

          Okay, so how many nights until the blue-eyed employees all leave the company? :p

        • WalterBright

          The employees can (and do) hire attorneys on contingency.

      • tux3

        A promise like that just isn't binding, things can change in 2 years, the managers themselves may have moved and been replaced with different people. A bird in the hand is worth many birds three years from now.

        • IAmBroom

          Management at a certain level speaks with the legally binding authority of the company. Management at any level carries some legal authority.

          You can't say, "Well, we hired a new CEO, so all those old agreements are null and void."

    • luxuryballs

      hey! we said no questions asked!

HarHarVeryFunny

Weren't Microsoft just caught cheating trying to hire H1B's without looking for US based applicants first?

Given that they are now saying they have 25% too many employees, perhaps they should be banned from hiring H1B's altogether until they're rehired however many they end up letting go ...

  • grubbydiff

    > Weren't Microsoft just caught cheating trying to hire H1B's without looking for US based applicants first?

    No they weren't. If this administration had strong reasons to believe Microsoft cheated and engaged in fraudulent practices, the DoJ would have opened an investigation leading to punitive measures. It's a dog whistle and red meat for "the base."

    > Given that they are now saying they have 25% too many employees, perhaps they should be banned from hiring H1B's altogether until they're rehired however many they end up letting go ...

    That's not going to happen. It's easier for them to send the jobs offshore. You could support banning American companies from hiring in other companies in addition to immigration. I'm sure that will work out great for the US.

    • infamia

      > No they weren't. If this administration had strong reasons to believe Microsoft cheated and engaged in fraudulent practices, the DoJ would have opened an investigation leading to punitive measures. It's a dog whistle and red meat for "the base."

      Microsoft and Adobe are both already under investigation. Based on the preliminary findings, they've been suspended from participating in the Green Card program along with a host of other companies. [1]

      > That's not going to happen. It's easier for them to send the jobs offshore.

      It sounds like that's what the administration is demanding (i.e., hire more US workers before they can participate in the H1B program). [2]

      [1] https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/08/microsoft-adobe-green-card-l...

      [2] https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/oct/08/jd-vance-...

    • correlatequint

      > If this administration had strong reasons to believe Microsoft cheated and engaged in fraudulent practices, the DoJ would have opened an investigation leading to punitive measures.

      Microsoft and other tech firms on the DoJ's list have already been suspended from permanent labor certification programs following their work visa fraud investigations so this just isn't true.

      > That's not going to happen. It's easier for them to send the jobs offshore.

      Microsoft's Government/Enterprise business depends hugely on their US presence and history. Offshoring more than they have already wouldn't just further tank the quality of their already-declining product catalogue further but it would disqualify them from federal procurement and compromising the privileged market access.

    • horns4lyfe

      Ah yes, the old “well we won’t hire you anyway” argument, that’s a good one

  • Rapzid

    I don't know why they would do that. Just look at all the names and locations of the people keeping the lights on in their public Azure repos..

    Spoiler; they just staff up directly overseas now.

  • ActionHank

    lol, wonder if this one will be flagged too.

HumblyTossed

Take it or wait for the lay offs.

Also, good grief, flooding the market with thousands more people.

2027 is going to be wild. Stock up on beans and rice, folks.

  • tombert

    Tinfoil hat thoroughly fixed upon my head, but a part of me kind of thinks that this might have been a long-game from big tech in the same vein as Grapes of Wrath.

    Software engineers make a lot of money, at least historically because of supply/demand mechanics. By suddenly and continuously flooding the market with lots and lots of software engineers, you effectively can bring down wages, since if people are unemployed long enough they're likely to take a lower salary.

    • Lammy

      The FAGMAN companies got caught colluding to depress wages by avoiding hiring people already employed by the others, so they learned to accomplish the same thing without writing it down by having these periodic huge layoffs across the entire industry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-Tech_Employee_Antitrust_L...

      • tombert

        I remember hearing about that.

        Of course, this is just when they got caught doing it. Who knows how often it happens where they don't.

      • heresie-dabord

        > The FAGMAN companies

        For sardonic reasons, I prefer "MANNA".

        It seems heavenly until the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin.

      • anal_reactor

        > The FAGMAN companies

        Buahahahaaha

    • HumblyTossed

      They (the industry) have always wanted to find a way to do this. Tools like Rational Rose and Visual Basic were touted as being able to do this. Sending work overseas is another way. AI is just the next in line.

      I don't know what the overall answer is, but I would say that if you have high demand skills, you can still earn a living.

    • roncesvalles

      >Software engineers

      This Microsoft deal for the large part is not being offered to software engineering orgs.

      • Rapzid

        The measurers? Software engineers have a lot of extra time to measure things now and are still much more valuable..

    • jayd16

      Only works if employees can't found something new. Which might be the case right now.

      Really, it feels like we're in a quiet depression.

      • Supermancho

        The 3% growth in the us market is virtually (90%+?) all in AI company valuations/investment. It is a depression, that hasnt been announced. Wait till after midterms for the blame to be leveled with the announcement.

        • HumblyTossed

          Yep. We'll be told to argue over our collective political beliefs while corporations and billionaires continue to drive the economy for the 99% into the crapper. It's a machine that cannot stop until we all have nothing left.

        • drstewart

          What is your definition of depression, exactly?

          Besides "sounds cool with shock value online"

          • Supermancho

            > What is your definition of depression, exactly?

            A real GDP decline of over 10% year over year for more than 1 year is the biggest signal. Ofc, I noticed the US Federal Government has been cooking the books since at least H. W. Bush (maybe longer) by including tech stock potential gains as part of GDP. Take out tech stocks, the US economy looks like it will to historians.

            Even in the modern day, an economic depression is associated with massive unemployment, deflation, reductions in the trifecta of industrial output + consumer spending + international trade, with the final kicker being reduced credit availability. Currently, interest rates are relatively high (historically middling) which has effectively restricted consumer credit, while the national credit rating has fallen.

            • drstewart

              You can't just randomly exclude entire sectors of an economy.

              • Supermancho

                The model is as useful as the predictions. The factor by which the GDP is boosted based on tech stocks valuations is the random factor. Including tech speculation has distorted the published GDP. Granted, tech speculation is cause for increased velocity, without commensurate production.

                Modeling that the GDP goes up because people are buying bitcoin would be the equivalent of the AI investment effect. A key difference being that the AI companies are currently included in the calculation and bitcoin is not. I don't mean to imply that the AI companies are transparently ponzi schemes, but they are all massively overvalued. The net GDP effect should be very very small if not negative, while the valuations are being used to justify a growing GDP that would otherwise have obviously fallen.

      • HumblyTossed

        Definitely

    • AnimalMuppet

      If they actually had a need for those software engineers right now, they wouldn't play that game. (Or rather, if they could make more money by having them create something than they could save on wages from playing the game.)

      But at that point, they almost should be laying off engineers, even without playing any such game.

    • geodel

      To me it does not seem like any bigger conspiracy than people always wanted to pay less and earn more at the same time.

  • lukasm

    I was looking at the graph a few days ago. Doesn't look great https://www.hnhiringtrends.com/

  • hi41

    Why is MS doing this after the latest troubles with VP Vance regarding layoffs?

    • mrafcho002

      Seems like a good way to avoid the bad PR. This offer will be disproportionately taken by citizens and avoided by visa workers.

      Can’t claim MS is firing citizens and replacing them with H1Bs, if they are leaving voluntarily.

    • lifter3101

      I highly doubt it’s a factor. If we learned anything in the last 10 years, is that you can’t unflood the zone with facts. The administration is going to say what they are going to say and signal to their target audience. Corporations are going to do what they need to do. Their target audiences barely overlap.

    • HumblyTossed

      I'm not aware of this. But if I were to speculate, maybe they feel some freedom because they thing the midterms will be a change.

      • Capricorn2481

        Maybe, but they would have months before the results of the midterms practically affect them.

  • Schlagbohrer

    "There are recessions where you need to switch from equities into bonds. And there are recessions where you need to stock up on beans and shotgun shells."

andrewla

The actual memo:

https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2026/10/26/introducing-a-vo...

  • hbn

    > Introducing a Voluntary Exit Offer

    Headline is making me laugh cause it sounds like a press announcement for a new product

    "The new Microsoft Voluntary Exit Offer, thinner, and lighter, with 20% slimmer bezels than before"

  • lifter3101

    Someone posted the internal version of it on Reddit. Not all orgs are eligible for VEP. And some are only partially eligible. So the 60,000 number is going to disproportionately hit certain parts of the company.

    The interesting question is what it means for the ineligible part of the company. Are they simply going to get another iteration of VEP later, or are they going to be hit by brutal layoffs at some point in the near future?

  • reenorap

    What are the terms of the severance? Last time didn't they offer accelerated vesting, etc?

    • ndiddy

      Someone posted the terms on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/microsoft/comments/1xg0c5o/microsof...

      > 1–2 weeks’ pay per semester of tenure, based on level; six months of fully covered COBRA (remaining 12 months paid by you) and two vesting events in February and May.

      > L65-L67 get 4w of pay per year of service, while L64 and below get 2w per year. I’ve been with MS for 10 years, so I qualify for the max payout of 39w.

      > Eligibility this time is up to L70, not sure what the package is for L68-70.

    • mikestew

      Gotta read the link:

      “Eligible employees will receive an email with a link to their Voluntary Exit Offer details within the next few hours.”

      • reenorap

        I did read the entire article. I was wondering if further information was released or if employees on this post had further details.

        • locusofself

          It seems to depend on your level (above or below L65 which is first Principal rung). 12 months of health insurance is nice, but the pay seems to be between 3-9 months worth of pay depending on various factors.

          It's something like - 3 months base salary - plus either 2 weeks or 1 month of pay per year of service (the former if you are at principal level or above) - 12 months health insurance

          • reenorap

            Thank you, was there another article that went out that detailed this? I couldn't find anything specific myself.

  • luxuryballs

    "This offer will be available to eligible employees in participating teams in Canada, India, the United Kingdom and the United States at level 70 and below."

    anyone know what level 70 means?

    • malfist

      Level 70 for IC devs is a distinguished engineer (at other companies), only one job level is above 70 for ICs.

    • rcxdude

      it'll be part of their internal pay banding system, so it'll correspond to a certain level of seniority and a pay range. From a quick google L70 is pretty high up, up to maybe a 7 figure salary.

      • clutchdude

        In that case, I'm guessing it means that you likely have a contract lawyer or person who negotiates your company exit rather than an impersonal email.

    • locusofself

      Very few people are level 70. It means VP or Distinguished Engineer. Probably far less than <1% of the company. These people are making over $1m a year most likely, if not more. For Microsoft, that is big money. They don't pay like Meta or the AI labs. We are more comparable in pay to Amazon and other 2nd/3rd tier big tech companies.

      • motionlessveloc

        I know what you're saying, but I wonder how many people there are even on HN who wouldn't consider US$1M/year to be "big money".

        • locusofself

          I hope they would. I'm just comparing MSFT compensation for a SWE in the USA which might range from 150k-400k per year unless you get to quite high levels, with companies like Meta, nvidia, openAI, Anthropic where someone might make 1m a year with 2 years of experience due to crazy stock appreciation and very high offers for specific domain expertise

    • Espressosaurus

      I'm taking it to mean everyone below (or perhaps even including) VP, because I thought they topped out at 68 for normies.

    • toomuchtodo

      Leaked Microsoft pay guidelines – salary, hiring bonus, stock awards by level - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37912673 - October 2023 (216 comments)

    • bialpio

      Entry-level software engineering positions start at level 59 at Microsoft, with first couple positions taking 2 levels per work title change (59-60 = SE, 60-61 = SE II, 62-63 = Senior SE). Take a look at levels.fyi, that could offer some info / comparison with other companies).

    • _tk_

      The article mentions „ vice president level and below“

    • dominotw

      levels.fyi

bri3d

Before getting wrapped up in the usual LLM vs anti-LLM narratives, note that like many of these recent layoffs, this is essentially reversing 2020-2022 net headcount growth.

IMO a lot of these layoffs are companies going from an experimental fiscal mindset to a conservative fiscal mindset - ie, rather than acquiring companies and hiring to grow into new markets, a lot of organizations are falling back on what they know works, independent of any productivity impact of LLMs.

  • drillsteps5

    So I checked your claim and it is accurate, in 2020 Microsoft had 163,000 while in 2022 it had 221,000.

    There is a big HOWEVER. At least 2 in fact.

    1. The company had been growing in the previous years, 2019, 2018, 2017 (they shrank somewhat in 2015 or 2016). In 2014 they had 29% workforce increase. So the significant growth in 2021/22 is not an aberration but rather continuation of the growth in previous years.

    2. What IS an aberration is the workforce count after 2022. No growth in 2023 or 2025 (as in ZERO YoY change), and measly +7,000/3% growth in 2024. And some YoY loss in 2026 (-5,000, or 2.2%). With 2027 YoY likely showing at least some (and possibly a lot) of these 60,000.

    So no, "it's just overhiring due to pandemic" was supposed to die years ago.

    • happyopossum

      2014 was the year they acquired minecraft/mojang and nokia, which may have accounted for a lot of that growth. Also 2022 was the Activision/Blizzard acquisition which would have been well over 10k new employees...

    • geraneum

      What’s the reason for the stagnation/decline since 2022?

      • adonovan

        The usual answer for the macro trend is “the end of ZIRP”.

        • bri3d

          Which is where I was going with my (original) post - but the GP post seems to be using this as evidence to disagree, which is confusing.

          • drillsteps5

            I was disagreening with your statement

            > like many of these recent layoffs, this is essentially reversing 2020-2022 net headcount growth.

            which I took as "this is just reversing Covid overhiring". Which I'm tired of hearing. MSFT might have grown faster in 2021/22, but have stopped hiring for pretty much 4 consecutive years since.

            • geraneum

              > but have stopped hiring for pretty much 4 consecutive years since.

              What’s your theory?

    • RajT88

      I believe this number is FTE's and not contractors. That's a whole different story, and I don't think those numbers are public. After a layoff at big tech, you see an influx of contractors. I would not be surprised if it was 50/50 at this point.

    • jvanderbot

      60k workers is only ~18 billion. Maybe 36 billion. Maybe even 72.

      That's small potatoes vs their new excess capex spend of 100sB/y.

      • drillsteps5

        Maybe making the business look more lean/efficient to prep for upcoming bond/debt/whatever mechanism they'll use to get those 100sB/y...

  • hbn

    I also believe the Twitter exodus exposed the software engineering headcount sham for what it is. Something like 80% of the company left or was let go, and despite all the smug laughing about how the platform would go under within weeks, it just kept on going.

    • darth_avocado

      > Something like 80% of the company left or was let go, and despite all the smug laughing about how the platform would go under within weeks, it just kept on going

      I’ve heard this claim many times and is not backed by any more evidence than “it works on my machine”.

      If the company really did continue to operate in the same manner, it wouldn’t have been worth 80% less in 2024 (https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/02/business/elon-musk-twitter-x-...), nor would it need to be rolled up and financially engineered into being part of an AI company that then gets rolled into a rocket company.

      It has been losing users, safety standards have dropped and overall the platform is worse off than before. There’s a reason why no other company has done something similar with their employee counts.

      • hax0ron3

        I think Twitter is worth less mainly because Musk removed some kinds of censorship and by doing that, scared advertisers. Not because the layoffs actually caused any significant technical issues. I don't think they did, since from a technical perspective X works just fine right now.

        • dieortin

          In my experience it is extremely buggy now. For months the “copy link” feature in tweets didn’t work. The video player is broken half the time, and videos get stuck when you try to rewind them.

          Also, it is now full of bots and grifters, plus Musk’s own promoted tweets with whatever political thing he’s obsessed with at the moment showing up in everyone’s timelines.

        • bri3d

          He also removed the people selling the ads and the people working on the ad targeting platform, mind you. I think that's what differentiates from a normal "PE gutting/squeeze" and what people should be analyzing, but everyone (from "both sides" of the Musk equation) gets caught up on the uptime number for some reason.

      • ArcHound

        I want to agree with you. But I cannot.

        The matter of the fact is that most governments and newspapers publish on twitter (now X) still. It also serves the purpose of amplifying Musk to a large audience.

        If you wanted to transform a public forum into a right -wing echo chamber, then the transformation is a massive success and the platform continues to achieve all relevant objectives.

        • darth_avocado

          You’re ignoring the context of the comment here. The parent uses an example of Twitter doing better after laying off 81% of the staff to suggest that other companies could do the same.

          While you’re right in that the platform has its uses, other companies cannot do the same. Which is why it’s important to talk about objective success metrics. Sure if you want to fire 80% staff at Microsoft and have a transformation where they only cater to half the user base then they can do it. But they will also not be taking in the same profits as before.

          • ArcHound

            Good points. Viewing it from the lens of the original business model or mission, it's a disaster.

            I don't think it's right, but I can see how a billionaire just completely overrides the company mission and business model after they buy enough shares or something.

            Maybe there are other non-obvious use-cases for other companies, where you're effectively buying the user base to then pull the rug.

            A lot of the original customers will just accept such a change. See Twitter or GitHub.

      • Gareth321

        > If the company really did continue to operate in the same manner, it wouldn’t have been worth 80% less in 2024 (https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/02/business/elon-musk-twitter-x-...), nor would it need to be rolled up and financially engineered into being part of an AI company that then gets rolled into a rocket company.

        Musk paid an absurd premium for the company. Far more than it was worth. It was intended to force the board to sell. So an 80% estimated drop (it’s private so it’s a very rough estimate and I won’t go into the various reasons you should not accept it at face value), sounds scary but it’s by design.

        Twitter as a company was doing quite poorly leading up to the acquisition. It lost more than $1.3B in the two preceding years. A big downgrade from its previous $1B+ annual reported profits.

        As for the 81% headcount reduction, Musk confirmed that, but if you think he’s lying about that for some reason, CNBC investigated it. Journalists examined internal Twitter records and reported approximately 1,300 actively working employees, with another 1,400 still receiving pay but no longer working. CNBC also interviewed two recent employees who corroborated the scale of the reductions. https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/20/twitter-is-down-to-fewer-tha...

        Prior to acquisition, Twitter's SEC filings confirmed more than 7,500 full-time employees.

        I don’t see why this claim is so unbelievable. Twitter was famous for its army of social media staff whose entire day comprised two meeting between matcha tea and meditation. https://youtube.com/watch?v=buF4hB5_rFs

        Musk just fired everyone who wasn’t an engineer and it turns out the engineers keep the lights on.

        • darth_avocado

          I don’t see anything in what you wrote really support that Twitter did well after firing 80% of its staff.

          As for this:

          > Twitter as a company was doing quite poorly leading up to the acquisition

          This is objectively false. 2020 revenue for Twitter was $3.71B while 2021 came in at $5.07B. The company was on a growth trajectory and path to profitability.

          In fact, after the acquisition, the ad revenue dropped by a lot. https://www.businessinsider.com/x-revenues-plunged-months-af...

          All of this is public information.

          • Gareth321

            > I don’t see anything in what you wrote really support that Twitter did well after firing 80% of its staff.

            That’s because I didn’t make any claims about X’s financial performance. I was explaining to you why you were wrong on some important facts.

            > This is objectively false. 2020 revenue for Twitter was $3.71B while 2021 came in at $5.07B.

            First, you’re conflating revenue and profit, which is kind of unforgivable in this context. Second, I explained that in those years they made large profits. In my comment. Which you clearly didn’t read.

            If this is just where you like to emotionally vent may I instead recommend Reddit? I like the interesting discussions here.

            • darth_avocado

              > That’s because I didn’t make any claims about X’s financial performance. I was explaining to you why you were wrong on some important facts.

              Again, you added nothing and are suggesting I was wrong on some facts? Can you point to my comment that you responded to provide the fact that I was wrong about?

              > First, you’re conflating revenue and profit, which is kind of unforgivable in this context

              Err I am not? Seems like you’re intentionally misrepresenting what I’ve said.

              > this is just where you like to emotionally vent may I instead recommend Reddit

              Seems like you’re the one intentionally or unintentionally engaging in a Reddit like discourse. In sister comment you say Elon Musk was the only investor in Twitter which quick Google search will tell you is incorrect. I feel you need to hold yourself to the standard that you accuse me of not having.

        • Rapzid

          You're argument was Musk and his investors designed an 80% drop in valuation post purchase?! LOL!?

          • dcrazy

            No, Musk designed an offer that forced the board to sell to uphold its fiduciary duty to shareholders. (And then famously got cold feet about it, but it was so well-designed that he couldn’t shirk it.)

            The valuation crashing back to reality after going private, and therefore being measured by its intrinsic worth rather than whatever the latest trader paid for a share of it, was an inevitable but meaningless consequence.

            • Rapzid

              Meaningless to who? The employees? The investors?

              Twitter has become text book bad purchase, bad management, and worst "rebranding" in history.

              • dcrazy

                Meaningless to the investors, including employees with vested RSUs. They got bought out at $54.20, way above the soon-to-become market value.

                It was meaningless to Musk for all of about a week, when he came off his ketamine binge and realized what a stupid offer he’d made. But it was a done deal by that point.

                According to Reddit[0], it might not have been meaningless to employees with unvested RSUs. They lacked an acceleration clause, so instead of immediately becoming 100% vested at $54.20, the schedule remained intact with a cash payout instead of stock. If the cash payout was relative to current company value, then it was a massive hit.

                [0]: https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/yykn1e/if_you_work...

                • Rapzid

                  I'm not talking about those investors and employees.

                  I'm talking about the investors and banks that ponied up over half the purchase funds, and the employees that didn't have life changing payouts who were laid off.

                  I suppose he has the money to pay back the investors and banks now though. Not sure what kinda return they were expecting vs what they got.

          • Gareth321

            Elon Musk was the only investor. Which investors are you referring to? And yes, when you pay a premium for stock, you’re paying more than the intrinsic value. This was widely reported so I don’t understand why you would pretend that it’s a big secret.

      • grubbydiff

        There was also a report saying X is back to its original valuation https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/mar/19/value-elo...

        The Financial Times report is behind a paywall so I'm not sure how that evaluation was reached. Also there are a bunch of bizarre financial shenanigans Musk has freely pulled with zero scrutiny. Hard to gauge the full impact of the layoffs when the person at the helm is profoundly amoral and has no scruples about lying.

        • adlotsof

          `Investors valued the platform at $44bn in a so-called secondary deal earlier this month, in which they exchange existing stakes in the company, according to two people with knowledge of the matter.`

          and `X’s revenues have dropped since Musk’s takeover, but it posted about $1.2bn in adjusted earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortisation in 2024, according to two people familiar with the matter — roughly flat with the period before Musk’s takeover.`

      • albedoa

        That hbn user has had these delusions for at least two years. They are not interested in evidence: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42000121

      • havaloc

        Users are coming back. These aren't the sort of users to come back to a dying platform

        https://x.com/firefox

        https://x.com/marcoarment

        https://x.com/viticci

        https://x.com/CaseyNewton

        https://x.com/gruber

    • superxpro12

      they were doing far more than propping up twitter. they were also doing tons of engineering on the side like bootstrap, and shaping fundamental internet technologies.

      Musk, in traditional private equity ways, killed anything that wasnt immediately making money. Then he made it pay to play and monetized the hell out of it. All of that BEFORE he opened the far-right floodgates.

      Now its a shell of its former self and coasting on the momentum it once enjoyed.

    • bri3d

      I strongly disagree with this take; do you think all companies are 80% SREs? Did Twitter make money by serving pages to users?

      The Twitter exodus does relate to this, kind of; it's an example of the "fall back on existing revenue streams" strategy (you could call it a private equity playbook, but it's more universal than that) exaggerated by the guy acquiring it not needing more revenue and clobbering the revenue part too.

      Twitter pre-Musk had an _enormous_ amount of experiments going on. They were building streaming services, clones of every social network you can think of (Spaces etc.), an entire sports brand around MLB, and so on and so on.

      They also had an army of sales people who sold ads and an army of engineers building and optimizing an ad platform, which is (or was?) their actual business.

      The "platform going down" narrative from both sides was 100% irrelevant to what was actually going on. "We laid off PMs, salespeople, and engineers and the system didn't crash" is a complete non-sequitor that should be obvious to anyone who's involved in software engineering or maintenance. If anything, I'd expect laying off most of any company to make it much more stable; when you don't change things you introduce fewer bugs.

      • aranelsurion

        This is so true. Twitter built TikTok three years before TikTok itself launched. (Vine)

        If you aren't growing and building, then obviously you don't need the same amount of people only to maintain what you have. It doesn't take that many people to fix bugs, renew SSL certificates and plug security holes.

        Game studios knew this since forever. Once you finish building, if you aren't building something new, then you're laying off. It's not a new thing Twitter/Musk has just discovered. Odd that whenever this is discussed, it's framed as if Twitter-then is the same thing as Twitter-now, minus most of its employees and doing just fine.

      • Rapzid

        Exactly. As an SRE I can wrap up my job and leave within the quarter if changes and growth stop.

        Laying off all those people didn't tank the site, it tanked the business!

      • bijowo1676

        twitter had an enormous trust&safety moderation org and a lot of the headcount reduction was simply automating trust&safety processes and removing humans as much as possible

        • sgerenser

          It’s true they had a decent sized trust and safety org that was basically all fired, but I don’t think it was anywhere close to most of the layoffs. They laid off ~75% of their headcount, do you really think the company was 3/4 (or even 1/4) trust and safety moderators?

          • bijowo1676

            they were moderating the whole world, think about that for a moment

            • sgerenser

              I’m thinking about it, but I’m pretty sure the trust and safety org was far less than 75% of their employees. The low level human moderator work was almost all outside contractors, not employees included in their headcount and layoff numbers.

        • nozzlegear

          Sadly that didn't seem to work out very well for women and children.

    • nunez

      Keep in mind that we don't know how many engineers from his other companies have worked or are working on Twitter since it (a) went private, then (b) merged with SpaceX. So the "I fired 80% of my staff and nothing happened" meme is a bit incomplete

    • StilesCrisis

      It kept on going, but they have been far less stable from a technical OR leadership perspective. They had a user exodus. They had advertisers leave in droves. I suspect it was a net negative change.

      • nxm

        It's been more than stable enough, and has handled large event traffic just fine.

    • shagie

      Price's Law (more of an observation than a law) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price%27s_law impacts and software with large teams are no exception. ( https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34736936 )

      50% of the output is produced by the square root of the team size.

      In bloated organizations, there is a lot of fat to cut.

      • mr_toad

        > In bloated organizations, there is a lot of fat to cut.

        The problem is that the bigger and more bloated a company is, the harder it becomes to tell what is fat and what isn’t.

        • gottorf

          > the bigger and more bloated a company is, the harder it becomes to tell what is fat and what isn’t

          In fact, this condition might be the cleanest definition of "bloat".

      • IAmBroom

        > In bloated organizations, there is a lot of fat to cut.

        A tautology, and therefore devoid of information.

        If you had claimed "In very large organizations...", you might have been saying something.

    • jackfreeman

      Trying to do anything other than posting on the platform is a mess. Advertising dashboards etc were broken for so long that I gave up trying all together.

      Also look at their recent account merging efforts and all the problems people have encountered and posted about on the platform itself.

    • baddie_twoshoes

      You can see from the replies (highly political responses that are focused on the EM angle rather than particularly caring about the twitter angle) that really don't like this answer. Unfortunately for them it's true. After some initial stumbles after the firings (which journalists were practically cheering from the rooftops), today it seems to be much the same as it was before all that. And that makes reddit types really really mad.

      I suspect this is what got Meta and other companies at least considering whether they would benefit from doing this at a much smaller scale, because there were some mass firings the next year at other companies, but this could have just been in the pipes anyway due to overhiring before.

      • mandevil

        I don't think this is true. Twitter is able to support roughly as many users as before on only 20% of the employees, but those users aren't Twitter's customers. Their customers were the advertisers who paid them money to advertise to those users. And the majority of Twitter's staff before the acquisition were working for those customers- either keeping conversations to be the sorts of things advertisers wanted to be associated with or categorizing and data-mining the messages that had been sent to figure out the ads to show users or building a advertising management platform for those customers to use or maintaining relationships with all of the advertisers.

        After the acquisition, advertising revenue dramatically dropped (to a low of about 1/3 in 2025 though it has apparently recovered up to only down about 50%!), because all of those functions were gutted. This is why Twitter tried to switch to "buying a blue-check" and other premium features (e.g. access to Grok), because they had fired all of the people necessary to run a real advertising business and they needed revenue.

        And I know that you don't need that many employees to support Twitter's customer facing business because Bluesky does basically the same thing (message storage/search backend+web app+two mobile apps) and they worked for over a year on just 20 million in total raises (and no advertising or any other revenue)- they did a Series B in 2025 that raised over 100 million, but they were operational for over a year on just 20 million in raise. So yeah, it doesn't take that many people to just present the messages of users to other users, but what Twitter did was to cut back on what they did for their customers and accept the big drop in revenue that came with it, and that's not really proof of anything.

      • Barrin92

        >today it seems to be much the same as it was before all that

        User numbers are down 20% since the acquisition, ad revenue is halved and the value of the company has collapsed. Where is the politics? The only political thing was the acquisition itself. It ceased to function as a growth and market based company and effectively became a propaganda outlet, EM is highly relevant in that this was the actual point.

        As a product the entire platform has stagnated, which is what you'd expect if you let most people go and just use it as an arm for election influence.

    • Imeanreally
    • dboreham

      This is because nobody can say how many people are needed to develop or maintain some body of software. So companies hire however many employees they can afford. When the number they can afford changes they hire more or fire some. The number of staff has pretty much nothing to do with the actual work. AI introduces another factor to the equation: it allows one person to perform N times as much softy-work as before. So even if you have no idea how many people you need (as always, see above) you do know that you can get by with 1/N.

    • sixothree

      I'm sure their dau decline and actually blocking most usage (non-logged in users) has helped a lot.

    • izacus

      Twitter lost 80% of the value for their shareholders so what the heck are you on about man?

    • apercu

      Platform was super unreliable for a while after that - although that might be related to making all the software changes to turn it in to an even worse cesspit.

      Edit: Enron Musk apologists will always crack me up.

  • Sivart13

    I've heard this "reversing covid-era headcount growth" for every layoff for the past 4 years, how much headcount growth is there to reverse?

    • compiler-guy

      There is enough until the company hits the early 2020 approximate headcount, adjusted for business changes in that time. The exact adjustment is hard to know, but in general, if a company was growing at, say, 10% per year, prior to the covid-craziness, then one would expect something like that natural growth to continue. Very generally speaking.

      For example, Google had been growing somewhat quickly for decades prior to 2020, but in 2021 and 2022 it grew by over sixty-thousand people, and the crazy growth actually started in 2020, so even more than that. Sixty thousand!

      Undoing that takes a very long time--they should have been much smarter about it. You need four rounds of twelve-thousand person RIFs (whether layoffs or buyouts) to get back to the earlier growth trajectory. Each round generates several stories that hit HN.

      Is this MS still dropping back to pre-Covid? I would bet at least some of it is.

      • fzeroracer

        > There is enough until the company hits the early 2020 approximate headcount

        This is an incorrect way of looking at it. Microsoft was growing at approximately 10-15% headcount year over year prior to COVID. If they reverted to the approximate 2020 headcount that would mean an overall decline in growth in comparison to a situation where COVID did not exist.

        • compiler-guy

          I didn't suggest that they revert to the approximate 2020 headcount. The question in the GGP was, "How much of the Covid headcount growth is there to revert?"

          And the answer is, "Calculate what would have happened without Covid, assuming previous growth patterns, and compare that to current headcount."

          So they would revert to the 2020 headcount plus a guess as to non-covid influenced headcount. A reasonable guess there is "about the same amount on average as pre-Covid growth."

      • logicchains

        >if a company was growing at, say, 10% per year, prior to the covid-craziness, then one would expect something like that natural growth to continue

        A company growing 10% per year would be around 7x larger 20 years later. There's a limit on how big companies can get.

        • solyin

          Is there? GE, back in the days, did everything, and looking at Samsung as a percentage of South Korea's economy, would say, absent any government regulation like anti-trust, there really isn't. Berkshire Hathaway is one such conglomerate in the US today.

          • Barrin92

            >absent any government regulation like anti-trust, there really isn't.

            Yes, there is. Read Coase's seminal paper, The Nature of the Firm. Companies function by replacing market mechanisms with bureaucratic administration. That finds its end when internal coordination or misallocation of resources incurs more cost than it saves in transaction costs.

            Conglomerates therefore have a ceiling in size, and it's the reason why unwinding them generally increases market value for the sum of its individual companies (in finance parlance: "conglomerate discount"). It's also why the Soviet Union didn't run very well, and very large conglomerates are usually the consequence of political/economic arrangements.

    • jambalaya8

      a lot of places, including Microsoft, drastically cut or are in the process of cutting down on WFH also means what, vast distances between teams, coworkers, buildings, cafeteria, etc (for campus based companies). How many of these places that are "going back to office" (or have already) are doing more in-person and less or no Zoom/Teams meetings now, anyway?

  • marcosdumay

    It's probably because of bonds interest rates. And we will probably see more of those on the next few months.

    • causal

      AI investment is also money not spent on salaries. LLM ROI is hotly debated, but it's no secret that companies are diverting money to it regardless.

  • oh_no

    yes but going back to 2019 staffing with 2026 revenue is a pretty seismic shift

  • charles_f

    Yes. By and large the talks of LLM as the reason for all the layoffs across big tech are just a marketing spin. Companies are going through rounds of cost reduction for reasons that are as old as the invention of the stock market.

    I always think of that line from Doctorow: "If you want to know how Amazon will treat its coders once they can be readily replaced, just look at Amazon warehouse workers and drivers".

  • calvinmorrison

    it's not just experimental fiscal mindsets, cash was a lot cheaper then. funding was cheaper. now it's less. LLMs don't help but some of these headcounts were taking advantage of the free/cheap debt.

  • 0xy

    A very small fraction will actually take it. You're wrongly considering the headline number.

    • marshray

      With the almost 10x share price run-up of the last few years, an offer of fully-vesting is going to sound pretty good to a lot of people.

cs02rm0

I don't know what the situation in the US is like, it's probably relatively well insulated. Normally, I'd expect the middle-of-the-road to stick, and the shining stars to twist, take the money and find something else in short order.

But across Europe, the Middle East and elsewhere, it's an absolute bunfight to get a new role in software at the moment. Thousands, even tens of thousands of applicants for every role on LinkedIn, in relatively short order. Invariably, if the role exists, it's too many for them to sanely process. Not just desperate applicants but qualified ones that meet the spec comfortably.

If that's coming to the US eventually, there will be lots more layoffs to come and nowhere else to jump to.

  • sandos

    We are recruiting in Sweden and apparently its very hard finding good candidates. Most are fresh from very short (2 years) educations or other special cases as opposed to having had 4-5 years of university and maybe some experience.

    Fun thing though, we recently let a consultant go due to relying too much on LLMs.

    • adsteel_

      Do you restrict your hiring to candidates with fluent Swedish?

    • hnisoss

      If you re hiring remote across EU I know a dev with actual experience who can still engineer using his own brain (me) :p

  • ygouzerh

    I thought it was the same for here (Hong Kong), but after talking with recruiters and HRs: most of them are just people using bots, and they never read the job description. Very few of these big numbers are actually real candidates that have a chance of getting the role.

  • K3UL

    This is not true at all. Last year maybe, right now it's better. Still a little harder if you're into dev and one single stack, but still not as catastrophic as you describe

  • sdevonoes

    Not true. Things are harder than precovid era but it’s still relatively fine to get a job as software engineer (perhaps except for juniors, but that’s worldwide)

    • cs02rm0

      I've got over 20 years experience, led teams, worked in interesting and highly technical places. I've never not been offered a job I've applied for before, barely noticed the GFC.

      I'm now a couple of years and about 1000 applications deep for which I've interviewed only with two companies (Xero and Canonical). No offers. This isn't like it was. And I'm not alone.

  • yodsanklai

    In London, lots of jobs (at least for senior SWEs)

    • torben-friis

      How's the market there, out of curiosity? Good enough to compensate London's housing costs?

      • yodsanklai

        I suppose there's a wide range of salaries, but for "big tech" level, the salaries are largely sufficient to compensate for housing costs.

    • saos

      Really? I feel the opposite way

asteri000n

(ex-MSFT) Not surprised. I left a month ago after a chaotic year of reorgs, charter changes, no leadership nor roadmap, being crunched, being asked to de-facto manage 4 engineers with no title bump nor pay increase. Moved to a medium sized company with a compensation increase, better title, more interesting project and amazing work-life balance. I expect many of my friends and former coworkers are going to take the buyout offer as well.

usrme

https://wallhop.io/https://www.seattletimes.com/business/mic...

nickdothutton

I don't know how to make this come across as anything other than cruel, but I'll give it a go. Large organisations accumulate large numbers of unproductive people. Sometimes they are unproductive because that is their individual nature, often it is because they are poorly managed by poor managers. Sometimes they are unproductive because entire divisions or product centres are somehow misguided or ill-advised, perhaps even from day 1 of their existence. The larger the org and the better the margins, the more non-productively (in some cases anti-productivity) they tend to accumulate. This was supposed to be the reason for corporate excellences programmes of the sort run by Olson at DEC. I suspect that MS and the rest of the gang are carrying a lot of people they do not need to carry, with or without the promises made about AI.

  • sterlind

    right, but this voluntary severance offer seems absurdly untargeted. like afaict it's offered to everyone under L70 within participating orgs. it doesn't appear to be tied to performance.

    personally, I was somewhat poorly utilized in my last team, I've just switched to a dream team where I am again tremendously effective, and I'm concerned that the axe will fall on me at random or before I have an opportunity to get 140% in my next Connect.

chris_money202

I do appreciate that they are at least giving people some agency into the decision first, rather than ruthlessly cutting people

  • Grombobulous

    Except they’ve already had layoffs.

    • Hamuko

      Wouldn't surprise me if they still have layoffs after this.

      • winfredJa

        depends on how many choose to take this offer. it is clear Microsoft thinks it doesn't need 60k people

        • Grombobulous

          I wouldn’t agree with your last sentence, corporate HR already knows typical rates of acceptance for buyout deals. They aren’t assuming 100% take up.

jjallen

Wow. This is insane news. To think you suddenly can get by with up to 25% fewer people is truly a sign of what is to come. They probably assume much fewer will accept, but still. They probably think 10-20% will actually accept. But they're confident that they can make due with suddenly quite a bit fewer people.

  • torben-friis

    >To think you suddenly can get by with up to 25% fewer people.

    Not necessarily the reasoning. It might also be that they think their slice of the pie is about to become much smaller, for example.

    Would love to have some insider knowledge on this decision.

  • mixdup

    they know for sure many fewer will accept. there's probably a clause in there that only so many people will be allowed to accept

  • miguelspizza

    I recently took a contract with big tech after working with startups for about a year ( I was at this big corp a year ago)

    Maybe it’s the small sample size, but from what I’ve seen, the thing hurting velocity more than anything is the fact that teams have too many “cooks”.

    The way work is delegated is a bit broken when in reality the engineer who knows the code base or problem best should scope the work and just delegate it to their agents.

    I can’t image how things look on the BI side.

  • kerbs

    Conversion rate will almost certainly be far from 100%

    Imagine it's more like a net 10% will leave, which is in line with many layoffs (acknowledging Microsoft's size makes this a large number)

  • DANmode

    Oracle has cut 13% of its people in about two years.

    • SauciestGNU

      Right and they're a picture of health, with their junk bond rating etc.

      • DANmode

        They are..not!

      • Joel_Mckay

        It is impossible to quantify if they are now 13% less evil.

        People are playing stock valuation games these days, as they don't want the laggard label. =3

        • kibwen

          > It is impossible to quantify if they are now 13% less evil.

          We could, but we would need access to Larry Ellison and a scale.

    • sunaookami

      Of their engineers or lawyers division? ;)

cadamsdotcom

Scary AND exciting: zoomed out, it's a sign we're entering an ENORMOUS diversification of the capabilities of the economy.

This feels like the centuries-ago transition of peasants from subsistence farmers to economically valuable consumers: thousands of Microserfs, spat out by a geriatric company that lost its ability to leverage their strengths. Their intelligence, their cognitive work product, will be their own again.

Awful for some affected folks; great for others, but SUPER great for everyone who stands to benefit from these talented folks' ejection into the great unknown of "holy shit I need to make money, lemme skate where the puck's going"

Some may even disrupt Microsoft. After all Microsoft can't force their knowledge out of their minds.

  • edg5000

    What could happen, even in countries with strong socialist worker protections (western europe) or high cost of living (US, europe, many others), is that labour will become cheaper again. We'll be "poorer", less able to import, but on the other hand may be able to do more locally. We may also see larger economic class differences, as you essentially said youself.

    In a way this could be a downgrade, we'll be less incentivived to optimized or automate, and will be able to just throw bodies at problems.

Rotdhizon

I spend a decent amount of time talking to newcomers and people on Reddit that are interested in cybersecurity/tech about the job market. There's no shortage of people who are frustrated because they can't find jobs. Fresh tech and cyber graduates are basically unemployable. People with 1-5 years experience find it extremely difficult to find work.

Layoffs like this are a huge reason for that. Talent pools are overlapping like never before. A person with 5 years of solid experience applying for tons of jobs and getting nowhere, only to realize they are competing with people with 10-15 years of experience freshly laid off from big companies. At that point, early career people are getting pushed almost completely out of the industry.

  • nxm

    Well too many were hired back in 2021-2023 when the government was printing money left and right... could still be correcting here, but since it's Microsoft, they were able to hand on longer.

    • menaerus

      Where all of this people have come from? Fresh from University? Other jobs? Out of nowhere?

dzonga

microsoft should ideally be doing the reverse. hiring more workers or re-skilling.

they've the most deployed software in the world - the software is inadequate most of the times (i.e full of bugs). 2nd the software is prone to misuse cz M$ doesn't have enough people listening to customers and making software meet the needs of its users.

if there was a company that should've done the Forward deployed thingy is Microsoft.

  • stackskipton

    Microsoft has done Forward Deployed Engineers; they just weren't call that. Nowadays, most of consultants are focused on Azure since that's where money is.

    Windows ecosystem is not Microsoft focus. It's in supported phase where Microsoft will make some updates to it, but they are not spending a ton of money or attention on it.

    • dzonga

      it's not just windows.

      looking at azure - the traditional .net shops will insist on mssql instead of cosmosdb - when cosmosdb might fit their needs.

      so many things wrong in the m$ ecosystem that could be fixed with m$ showing a little bit of care and deploying knowledgable engineers or resources to empower their customers.

      • stackskipton

        No, companies don't use CosmosDB because it's NoSQL and plenty of Devs can and will screw that up. Not great when you are paying per transaction.

        However, I know many which have switched MSSQL to Postgres/MySQL happily. Azure supports those well.

        Azure using SRE here.

  • lenerdenator

    Why would they spend money to improve a product that they know people will keep buying regardless of its quality?

    • VCFundedGenYer

      Windows is dead to consumers. Linux market share is skyrocketing.

      To assume MS will continue coasting is a fool's errand.

      • stackskipton

        And Microsoft totally doesn't care. Azure supports Linux fine, DotNet supports Linux and everyone on $NonMicrosoftThing is likely still using O365.

      • lenerdenator

        I'm not sure if these are the absolute best numbers, but this shows Windows at ~76% market share for desktop OSes. I've seen other numbers that have them at 66%. MacOS is the second place. Linux is third.[0]

        The consumer market both does and doesn't matter to Microsoft. There are certainly more options besides Windows for the average person looking to buy their next device (assuming they'll even get a full desktop/laptop computer) and that will continue to be the case moving forward. If you look at what drives most of MS's decisions on Windows, business-wise, it's not a desire to capture more of the consumer desktop market. It's a desire to maintain the enterprise and to use that as a jumping-off point for more revenue-earning opportunities like 365 or Azure. They know they are far, far safer there and have the connections with clients that matter. Your CTO will not be throwing together a slide deck to justify spending a large slice of the budget on switching away from Windows, at least not anytime soon, because it means throwing out a lot of other stuff like Active Directory, SharePoint, and the like that no one wants to think about.

        [0]https://gs.statcounter.com/os-market-share/desktop/worldwide...

  • esafak

    They are not failing on account of having insufficient workers.

  • dominotw

    they re doing that.. in india

a34729t

Interesting. Nobody on a visa will take the offer, presumably, so it's kind of a workaround for all the immigration controversy.

angrydev

Anyone want to spill what their buyout offer was?

  • ndiddy

    Someone posted the terms on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/microsoft/comments/1xg0c5o/microsof...

    > 1–2 weeks’ pay per semester of tenure, based on level; six months of fully covered COBRA (remaining 12 months paid by you) and two vesting events in February and May.

    > L65-L67 get 4w of pay per year of service, while L64 and below get 2w per year. I’ve been with MS for 10 years, so I qualify for the max payout of 39w.

    > Eligibility this time is up to L70, not sure what the package is for L68-70.

  • lackoftactics

    They probably not allowed, because of NDA

    • Joel_Mckay

      nondisclosure of compensation package and disparagement clauses are usually on the contracts as well. People don't want to tip off the H1B guy he makes 40% less than the dude standing next to him. =3

      • vineyardmike

        > nondisclosure of compensation package and disparagement clauses are usually on the contracts as well.

        If your comp package has a non-disclosure clause it's illegal. You cannot be asked not to discuss salary in the US.

        > People don't want to tip off

        That's why it's illegal to be prevented from discussing salary. Discuss your coworkers - you might be the one being underpaid.

        • Joel_Mckay

          ymmv, things like employee at-will contracts are illegal in my area, technically unenforceable, and yet everyone still signs the form.

          Fun times =3

          • vineyardmike

            YMMV = Your milage is controlled by law, and cannot vary.

            You can sign broken contract freely - it's unenforceable, so you can sign whatever paper HR hands to you, and only when you're retaliated against do you need to care. Which coincidentally is when you stop needing to be cooperative anyways.

            Don't "YMMV" your way out of laws that protect you.

            • Joel_Mckay

              Some contract clause meanings have physical location dependence on where they are signed. That is why one should always consult local legal representation as well. =3

      • ozozozd

        This fake news won’t die.

        I was making over market rate on H1B. The petition process forces the employer to pay market rate or above.

        Also the transfer petition is very easy and it usually takes 2-4 weeks. You can argue that changing jobs is higher friction for H1B workers, but if you are offered more salary elsewhere but decide to stay, well, that’s kind of on you, not the H1B process.

        • Joel_Mckay

          "study of H-1B wages shows up to a 30% discount for H-1Bs in certain occupations and an average of 16% discount for H-1Bs compared to American workers similarly situated." ( 2026, https://iaproject.org/commentary/new-analysis-says-h-1b-work... )

          Perhaps the people I knew were just unlucky =3

          • ozozozd

            > Another key point is that H-1B employees rarely change jobs, since their visa is tied to a specific employer.

            That statement is fake news. And not sure why they have to lie if all this data already backs up their claim. Oh wait, if it wasn’t for this BS claim we would question the market forces and not buy their BS…

            I changed my job 3 times in 2 years on an H1B. Standard paperwork. In fact, the last one was during the company I worked for was being acquired so I had 2 petitions at the same time. Didn’t lift a finger for it. Well, other than signing the papers sent over to me.

            I can get behind the claim that H1B workers negotiate worse because they are new to the country and possibly unaware of the market forces etc. And they don’t have the unemployment benefits to fall back to - even though they pay for it the same as everyone.

            Oh, they also pay Social Security. And then leave. Just so we can enjoy it.

sda2

surely this is a sign GitHub uptime is about to improve.

groos

The term 'Voluntary Exit Offer' reminds me of the suicide drug Quietus in P.D. James' Children of Men, which the government offers to people who no longer wish to live.

  • Animats

    In a few years, assisted suicide will probably be offered as a feature of offboarding packages.

    "Your work is done. Why wait?" - (to paraphrase George Eastman's suicide note.)

_ache_

Any idea why?

The "internal" memo: https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-is-offering-buyout...

  • NikolaNovak

    So "Up to" 39 weeks of base pay, let's say 9 months.

    In this job market, that may not be enough time to feel comfortable and safe taking the offer (if you're a super-employable hotshot with offers awaiting in your LinkedIn, you're probably not the likely target for the offer)

    • oliyoung

      > you're probably not the likely target for the offer

      but if I was that employable, and offered that severance, I'd not give it one second's thought

      and that's the problem, these severance packages are more often taken by the best people in the company

    • clutchdude

      "Up to" can suddenly become much less once you realize company paid healthcare premiums now come out of your paycheck.

    • sedatk

      > In this job market, that may not be enough

      Could still be much better than a sudden layoff though.

  • vessenes

    The prior VRP shook out a number of folks who were banking their options grants -- it was like "look let's be clear, you're not moving up any more and you're checked out. Thank you for your service." I'd imagine they were happy enough with that to go a little broader. The pay scales work out to getting paid more the longer you've been there. Mentioned in the memo is employee choice, and I think that this is likely designed with that in mind - why not let people self identify without penalty when you want to reduce headcount? The goal is likely to increase morale for those who want to stay, both by showing them they have the ability to stay, and getting low morale people out the door.

  • cubefox

    Perhaps because of increased productivity with LLMs, especially for developers?

    • fugalfervor

      Microsoft employees (developers) were told during an internal keynote that we need to be more judicious about using AI because it is expensive, makes some tasks take longer, and there is no evidence supporting increased productivity.

    • astrange

      Increased productivity makes employees more valuable, not less.

      • cubefox

        Not necessarily. If there aren't enough tasks to make use of the increased productivity of the employees, it makes them less valuable, because the company can get away with fewer employees.

        • geraneum

          Have we saturated all tasks that can be done by computers through development?

        • qwerpy

          The downvotes on your comments are weird. Maybe coming from an emotional place. I get it, I wouldn't want to be constantly reminded that the career I sacrificed so much for is a dead end. But it's true, at big companies there may be a ton of items in the backlog but none of them bring in more money. Having a bunch of idle engineers sitting around wastes money, and LLMs allow more engineers to do less. Why would a responsible VP keep around expensive employees who don't contribute to revenue?

    • causal

      You are getting downvoted but I have to believe this is at least what some of the executives are thinking, even if it proves to be a complete illusion.

    • dyauspitr

      You’re getting downvoted because for most of us this is our biggest nightmare

      • fugalfervor

        It's also a very simplisic understanding and an identifier of someone falling victim to the Dunning-Krueger effect.

jollyllama

Having no regard for the quality of the end user experience opens up a lot of business possibilities, LLM's or not.

wheelhead

This is the beginning of the end of big tech. I interned at MSFT Research and was shocked at how much money is thrown at a dart board hoping something sticks. The talent there was much better off psychologically and probably long term financially joining or founding a startup. Excited to see smaller companies pick up the revenue big tech will lose.

  • nightgardener

    Unfortunately MSR as you knew it is gone. The Technology and Research division has been quietly shuttered and the org is now reporting up through Azure Security. It's been slowly parted out over the last 9 months and its one few departments in C+AI where most if not all employees are being given the severance offer.

    • Der_Einzige

      Coincides with an EMNLP keynote sharing a tweet saying “big lab people now ignore NeurIPS/iclr/ etc papers and regard them as full of lies”.

      Well, AI research outside of frontier labs had a good run. Gonna suck when competing with the other 30% unemployment white collar workers. When you say what work you used to do, some of them may end up trying to be violent towards one who is seen as having worked on the tech that killed the golden goose.

sedan_baklazhan

I’m theoretically wondering what will happen to a country like USA when unemployment hits, say, 25%.

  • geraneum

    The hungry needs to eat. If majority are hungry and everything is concentrated in a small group of people, they’ll eat them. Has happened before with lower than 25% rate.

    • sedan_baklazhan

      Right. And this unemployment will also cascade, because small businesses will go bankrupt after loosing their customers.

      • geraneum

        Right now, a hiccup in Chinese production of a certain IC may make buying toilet paper harder in Germany! It’s naive to think that such drastic changes (mass unemployment) will not be extremely turbulent (to put it mildly).

        • sedan_baklazhan

          Exactly. And still: a. AI companies are openly promoting such a scenario; b. US government stares at that superintelligence/s goal quite happily, doing nothing.

AbstractH24

The fact this doesn't seem like a bigger deal shows how numb we've all gotten to these.

A quarter of their workforce! While a major conference was going on!

pavlov

30 years ago it was IBM in these stories, and Microsoft was the rising star.

In 30 years we’ll be reading these stories about Anthropic.

It’s the nature of the industry.

  • fugalfervor

    A simplistic understanding that posits to explain everythin, but understands little.

    A thought-terminating cliche, if you will.

procaryote

Give the low quality of microsoft's products, I am very ready to believe that even simple agents can do a better job.

  • snarfy

    The engineers are fine. The system is a mess. It reminds me of the recent post about "SimCity - but with permits."

    Even basic things like fixing the pothole doesn't get done because, well, permits.

    • cloudfudge

      One of my last productive acts when I was at microsoft was to get a two-line change committed in windows to a tree outside my org. It took two full months just to propagate the change up the very fragile and fractured tree of repos from my team's to WINMAIN and from WINMAIN back down to the owning team's org, and my efforts were required every step of the way. It was truly soul-crushing.

      Edit: this was in the windows vista days and I hope/expect they have overhauled that entire process in a major way, because things were at a near standstill.

  • loconut

    It sounds like you're assuming the poor quality is a result of developer incompetence rather than deliberate management decisions.

  • mxuribe

    Then again, if/when they do lay off so many employees, then Microsoft is putting themselves in the position that eventually they will "have no choice" but to depend more and more on agents to do as much of the work as possible...which i predict means that their products will dip in quality even further, at least until models, agents, etc. can markedly improve...so, a continuation or worsening of the quality. The future looks bleak in a few different ways; oof!

  • itomato

    They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

  • Conscat

    An LLM, a decent prompter, and a weekend could certainly out perform Windows Terminal.

    • hansvm

      Come now, Windows Terminal can execute your commands in less than a weekend ;)

  • logicchains

    It takes human talent to make a product as actively irritating as Teams or the Windows 11 Start Menu.

baddie_twoshoes

I spent ~15 years there, left at level 66. Here's the thing people don't want to hear; a lot of people there, particularly management, but others also, are either coasting or not that great.

You have the guy who wrote code in the 90's, became a dev manager, maybe is a PUM now, or still a dev manager, and basically "does emails and attends meetings", goes to the "daily triage" (which has a whole bunch of people in the room), is a member of the "war team" (they probably don't use that term any more). All these people are not "doing" anything useful and there are a lot of them at MS.

This used to work out fine, because the way the August reviews always worked (stacked rank etc.) it's very much a favorites game, "who you know". So you get a pass.

But suddenly there's a reorg and new management comes in (or a flattening; no more dev leads with 2 reports!). And they have their own set of dev leads, dev managers, etc. they want to install. So the existing management gets kicked out, those who still have buddies in other orgs will transfer there (but this gets much rarer now, as most friends from 'old Microsoft' have retired). But the "does emails & attends meetings" guy is out of a job (and is going to cry "age discrimination" because he's 50+, but the reality is he hasn't done a whole lot for a decade, and has zero useful skills now).

PMs; there are WAY too many of these, with their entire parallel org of management. There used to be almost as many PMs as devs back in the day. Other companies don't have anywhere near so many. Most of them can go; back in the day a lot of them would go to the dev's office, ask about a topic someone asked about in email, the dev says "Oh I can just reply to the thread", PM says "Nooo... let me do that" (PM wants to be the one replying to be 'visible' even though they are just a glorified status collector/forwarder).

There ARE a lot of incredible people there, and the best people I worked with at MS are just as good as the best I worked with at the FANGs. But unlike other companies (FANGs, startups) there are a LOT of a really bad/useless people there too. A lot. Although I have no faith that MS is going to lose THOSE people in this buyout.

Engineering discipline is absolutely non-existent at MS. Everything is date driven. The source tree (Source Depot) gets locked as of X date and only "test fixes" can be checked in after that. But the next ship vehicle is months away. So people keep checking in regular code as "test fixes" after the branch lock. One time it got so bad that the build was actually broken for the entire day of the branch lock, and people were force submitting in the evening (everyone expected whoever broke the build to fix it, but... they didn't, so force submit!) to make sure their changes got in before the lock.

Random unrelated funny MS story: The wiki that everyone in Bing used, got wiped out, because it was running on a machine in someone's office that got wiped when they left. We had to have everyone run a script to salvage what they could off everyone in the org's browser cache.

  • fugalfervor

    Slack built into and accepted by the system does not mean that you can surgically remove that slack and not have wide-ranging negative side-effects.

    What a limited understanding of how tangled systems operate.

  • locusofself

    I mostly agree with your assessment of the culture. I have been here for 6.5 years and have never seen source tree, I work in Azure and everything is in Azure Devops and we commit and deploy chaotically.

  • whoamii

    Might want to change that to “spent 15 years there, ~15 years ago” :)

  • umeshunni

    Curious if they still do the daily triage and war rooms. I left in 2010 but those practices seemed like a remnant of the 90s era desktop computing paradigm than web or cloud.

jimcollinswort1

I think we'll see many companies doing the same soon, another push to drop employee headcount like after the pandemic. Investors love this, making the management decision pretty easy. Every software company has the same overhead issue now, coding is not hard anymore.

I'm a recently retired developer, started with mainframes and punch cards all the way to AI.

chung8123

It would be funny if all these engineers start making open source versions of what they were working on.

oxag3n

There goes Seattle Eastside housing market. At least 30% households on my street have someone at Microsoft.

  • ianm218

    Housing prices in urban areas going down is not really the end of the world right? Seattle is incredibly expensive

    • oxag3n

      It's not the end of the world. Seattle is incredibly expensive, however the market is down this year and listings sitting on the market for months and months. The problem is influx of people who need to sell because they lost their job or accepted the buyout - it can ruin their life further down the line.

    • locusofself

      The Seattle "Eastside" is not really Seattle, it's Redmond, Bellevue, Kirkland, Issaquah and Sammamish - overpriced suburbs. I live in one of them and work at MSFT.

Ancalagon

The terms for this seem kind of not great tbh, unless you have been there for like multiple decades, especially in this job market.

I probably wouldn't take this and instead devote more of my time to practicing for and collecting interviews during the equivalent time period with the hopes of keeping my job at the end.

  • AbbeFaria

    You underestimate how many old-timers are there at MSFT. I don’t imply any negative connotations to that.

    But these are the most lucratively paid employees. These are also the same folks that are used to working at the same company and who might find it trying to interview elsewhere.

andyjohnson0

https://archive.ph/PBEOK

alkonaut

Here's where I like working with some employment security. If they want to fire me, they'll have to buy me out WHEN that happens. It's not like I need to face some dilemma between choosing a buyout or otherwise get nothing in case I'm fired.

thraway3837

These are people's livelihoods and affects their ability to live decently. So before we get into a discussion of it, we must at least accept that as the common ground.

The issue with most enterprise size workplaces is that the core teams that are actually working on revenue producing stuff is very small. The rest are support staff. I worked for a large bank and we had over 100 mobile software developers. Think about that for a second. A mobile application with over 100 people. That does not even include other teams that these 100 people depend on.

But you have to truly ask the difficult question: are all 100 people actually working on revenue producing work? The answer is that easily 60-80% are not. In fact, we had teams in the east coast that was the bulk of the 100 folks who did nothing but write documentation, guard their networking and data frameworks vehemently, and the rest of the time was spent fighting mundane software tasks.

That team could have been effective with at most 5 folks. In the world of AI coding, 5 folks would be an absolute force.

A lot of large workplaces are seeing these changes, because they simply got fat. Even Apple, which historically has been praised for weathering the layoffs has recently laid off many middle managers and employees working on useless things. It's part of Ternus' shake up. And it's not because of some evil corporate strategy to treat people like crap, it's really not. Strategically you have to ask yourself if you are truly being productive and truly a core member of a core team. If you are not, and simply wrangling JIRA and stuck in back to back meetings all day thinking you're a decision maker. Sorry but you're on the layoff list.

The bank wasn't the only example, I've worked in mid-large workplaces and with just a bit of introspection you knew immediately if you were a core member on a core team. And if you weren't, it was always in your best interest to constantly keep yourself ready for the next thing.

sodacanner

Pretty big, but remember that offering a buyout to 1/4 of their employees doesn't mean they're looking to get rid of that many! Not everyone's going to take the buyout, and they're not expecting them to. Their target is likely much lower.

  • megabless123

    this is a precursor to layoffs though, no? and the total reduction across layoffs and buyouts is likely 1/4?

    • compiler-guy

      Definitely a precursor to layoffs, but they also know that not everyone will take the offer. So if you want to reduce your workforce by X%, you offer (X+Y)% the buyout. The more attractive the offer, the smaller Y needs to be.

      Personnel firms have decent experience predicting the takeup of an offer, so they make predictions about how good the offer needs to be, and they try to get close, within expenses and other considerations.

      If Z people take the buyout, then, after the dust settles, you layoff the remaining X-Z people.

      So it is unlikely that their target reduction is 25%.

    • asumaran

      That was my experience at Automattic. When we were offered nine months’ pay to leave, I still believed things would improve, so I chose the “stability” of staying. In hindsight, that was a costly mistake.

      A few months later, I was laid off anyway, with severance nowhere near what either of the two buyout offers had included. I regret passing up the offer because I trusted the company and believed things would get better. I spent several months out of work, burned through my savings, and am still feeling the financial effects today.

      That doesn’t tell us what this company’s target is, but a voluntary buyout certainly doesn’t rule out layoffs later. If I were facing that choice again, I’d take the buyout in a heartbeat

rurban

Let's just hope this is middle-management only, the ones who are causing all the trouble

  • HumblyTossed

    Shirley, you're kidding.

  • dominotw

    I've never middle management cut to same levels as IC. I dont know why that is though.

    • stackskipton

      I have but it's rarely done by buyouts or with same IC mass layoffs. There is also generally less managers.

      Most of time, it's after all IC, they look at what's left, decide what moves to make and lay off the managers.

      However, I have seen more and more where managers are told what's happening and they find new jobs before layoffs.

    • gpvos

      For non-Americans: IC = Independent contributor = employee without people reporting to them

    • DANmode

      The same reason you’ve never seen the US Congress meaningfully change anything about their role, compensation, etc.

  • dyauspitr

    Yeah, it’s definitely not the devs who get LLMs to do all their work but still act like it takes the same number of story points or time as the before times

OnlineTux

This is what economic recession looks like, right?

ksec

I wonder when will Apple do something similar.

fhn

I hope these people form a group to develop software that directly competes with Microsoft or even make it free now that you have extra time. It'll keep your skills up and good for the resume.

throwfaraway135

Would be interesting to know how much of it is result of AI and how much because the government is looking into their H1B practices, aka how much of the people who got this offer are under H1B.

aborsy

And what will happen to all these software engineers who are laid off, and to massss who are graduating in CS (because the same CEOs told them it's a good carrier)?

mlmonkey

Sadly, the stock is up on this news.

bossyTeacher

And the worst thing is that, when Microsoft turns around and begins recruiting again, people will just forget this and accept the golden handcuffs once more. Techies aren't as smart as they think they are. They are just a slightly more expensive cog. But a cog nonetheless. And all cogs can be replaced.

  • kakacik

    So what, people still need to pay bills, cogs or not. A the end we are all cogs working for somebody else's dreams and plans, unless we own our own business.

    What is smart is to use those money and build (or at least head towards) future that will allow you to chill a bit more and focus on more important matters in our short lives. I am doing my best, it may be enough or not, we shall see soon.

    • bossyTeacher

      > people still need to pay bills, cogs or not.

      You don't need to work at Microsoft to pay your bills. That is the point.

nojvek

I better hope Microsoft’s H1B applications get denied for a few years.

That’s a lot of workers looking for work.

mmmpetrichor

I think it's time we all start talking about a 4day workweek. these tech oligarchs love to talk about sharing AI with the world, well if it increases productivity, don't lay off employees, SHARE the productivity gains by reducing the workweek. We're all going to be completely replaced in the not far future, but the companies are so cut-throat, it all must go straight to the shareholders.

doctorzookOP

Obviously, details are thin. I’m very curious how these offers are distributed by role and by seniority.

dubeye

So what's the context for this? A third accept, so 20k redundancies in a year? 10% churn is very high? doesn't sound high compared to other tech companies.

Are we sure this isn't click bait

(not rhetorical, genuine question)

mjburgess

It seems one quarter are eligible. The target reduction is presumably much less.

dude250711

Effectively that means that getting blocked from H1B is a non-issue for Microsoft, since they already have way too many workers.

barkingcat

I guess they spent all their money on AI

paxy

This was announced back in April. Lot better than doing layoffs imo. If someone is already checked out then giving them an incentive to leave works out for both sides.

  • swiftcoder

    There's no way 25% of their total employee base are "checked out". Yes, a bunch of folks close to retirement or fed up with working there will take the deal. But with the job market as it is, a whole lot will roll the dice on keeping their job through the inevitable follow-up round of layoffs.

    This is just an optics-friendly way to soften the blow of 25% layoffs.

    • noident

      In my experience it's more the case that 70% of employees are checked out

      • warmedcookie

        This is my experience too, although probably not checked out enough to take a voluntary severance. Most people just want to chill and work at a steady pace. That kind of work ethic is fine for most industries, but not tech companies unfortunately.

    • compiler-guy

      It is much better than optics friendly, because it gives the affected people a chance to determine their own destiny.

      Layoffs absolutely suck, and there is likely more pain on the way, but if the alternatives are voluntary buyouts + layoffs vs plain layoffs, the first is much better.

  • pooloo

    I think the April instance was a different one all-together but that was also followed with layoffs in July. Seems they expect less than 30% of the 60,000 to take the deal?

    https://www.geekwire.com/2026/microsoft-makes-new-voluntary-...

  • ThrowawayB7

    MS has had many rounds of layoffs already in the past 2-3 years. If there was anyone visibly checked out, they'd have been gone quite a while ago.

  • orra

    In April, 7% was the announced figure. This is several times higher.

  • j45

    This many layoffs is likely far beyond "checked out" employees.

    It's probably taking advantage of economic arbitrage, plus healthy beliefs in what AI can maintain.

    The interesting thing will be to see what new things companies who do this can achieve.

    The question above whether to take it now or try to delay taking a package is an interesting thought.

    • drstewart

      >This many layoffs is likely far beyond "checked out" employees.

      25% offers != 25% layoffs

      • j45

        Good point. up to 25% is no small number either.

        After offers, they could enforce any percentage of layoffs up to 25%, no?

        Offers often come before layoffs, no?

OptionOfT

Welp, that explains why they ghosted me after the interviews. And they went very well.

r0m4n0

Paywalled so I can’t see the details but was it offered to 25% assuming much less would actually accept? I have to assume a minority take the deal

WalterBright

The best path is always save up enough for at least 6 months of runway if you get laid off, at a bare minimum.

WoodenChair

This can be interpreted as a form of soft layoffs, or it can also be interpreted as an attempt to change their labor culture. Microsoft was notorious for stacked ranking, where supposedly "low performers" were regularly culled. If you offer low performers a smooth way out, it's another form of culling without the harsh push.

6thbit

Is there any word on which divisions/lines of business they are offering for?

runjake

It's mentioned elsewhere in the comments, but is buried: level 70 is "Distinguished Engineer" and below, so effectively, it's available to all normies.

https://www.levels.fyi/companies/microsoft/salaries/software...

aborsy

Is it known if this is AI related?

Or perhaps, as Zack noted, Musk showed them the way?

Danox

Copilot, AI spending, missing mobile, Surface, Xbox taking their toll.

apercu

You know what MS also did on Friday? Used auto update to wipe out all Mac Office 2021 Licenses to try to trick people in to 365 subs.

2OEH8eoCRo0

They only had $281bn in revenue last year.

  • malfist

    Won't somebody please think of the poor fortune 10 companies

rayiner

How can Microsoft justify making thousands of H1B filings when obviously there's no shortage, and in fact there is a glut, of software engineers? https://www.levels.fyi/h1b/?q=Microsoft&employer=Microsoft

  • lokar

    It depends on the role, not every position is fungible.

    Why do recruiters keep contacting me even though I’m retired?

    • HumblyTossed

      > Why do recruiters keep contacting me even though I’m retired?

      Maybe your retired flag hasn't propagated the system yet?

      Maybe they're just casting a really large net?

      • SoftTalker

        Also, it costs them nothing and maybe they occasionally get someone to unretire.

        • lokar

          Sure, and I may agree. But if there was a glut of engineers that would seem simpler for them.

1vuio0pswjnm7

1793029306 | Microsoft to Trim Workforce with Buyout Offers for 60k Staff | https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-26/microsoft... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50245653

1793029639 | Microsoft is offering buyouts to around 60k employees | https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-is-offering-buyout... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50245741

1793034695 | Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees in AI efficiency push | https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/26/microsoft-msft-voluntary-buy... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50247270

1793035384 | Microsoft offers buyouts to 60k employees | https://www.theverge.com/tech/1018666/microsoft-expands-buyo... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50247451

1793035702 | Microsoft offers buyouts to around 60k employees to contain costs | https://www.reuters.com/technology/microsoft-is-offering-buy... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50247555

1793037937 | Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60k workers | https://twitter.com/kobeissiletter/status/211474589631535930... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50248197

1793040227 | Microsoft offers 60k employees a voluntary exit | https://twitter.com/Amanda_Goodall/status/211474837095498590... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50248876

1793042659 | Microsoft offers voluntary exit packages to 60k staff | https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/microsoft-offers-volunt... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50249546

1793043316 | Microsoft offers voluntary buyout to 60k employees | https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/article/microsoft-offer... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50249703

1793048715 | Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to a quarter of its workforce | https://www.kuow.org/technology/2026-10-26/microsoft-offers-... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50250937

1793052827 | Microsoft Offers Buyouts to 60k Employees (25%) as It Spends on A.I | https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/26/technology/microsoft-buyo... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50251858

1793074541 | Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60k employees | https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/26/microsoft-msft-voluntary-buy... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50254648

1793074635 | Microsoft offers buyouts to around 60k employees to contain costs | https://www.reuters.com/technology/microsoft-is-offering-buy... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50254655

1793100027 | Microsoft offers to buy out a quarter of its workforce | https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/10/microsoft-offers-vol... | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50257448

hereme888

Look at this corporate-slop-speak for how they say "we're firing people":

"more ways for employees to shape their next chapter".

  • 10xDev

    Some are probably being set up for retirement. I wouldn't feel too bad. You should probably be more worried about yourself.

    • jambalaya8

      Makes me nostalgic for when I read Coupland's Microserfs in the bookstore the month it came out and thought, this... finally, people I could feel less awkward working and being myself around, weirdness and all.

      Tech is nothing like that now. Guessing a lot of people will find earlier retirement tempting with so many skills to keep up with now and AI rooting out personalities and ages subtley in the HR pool.

  • tester756

    You get a choice to get probably huge pay-check, like between half of the year and year of salary to leave.

    It's good trade off.

    • hereme888

      I don't really work in that field, but wonder about employees who dedicated their careers to X Microsoft technology, now gone.

      It's a normal part of life, but the corporate-speak is just not my cup of tea.

  • jambalaya8

    One of the inherent problems with capitalism is any logical person or company within a certain threshold is not going to pay for or employ people they do not have 'work' for or need. Just like you would not buy a whole bison without a freezer (single or with an extended family); it would be wasteful, regardless of how of I or others might feel a certain amout of those types of employees should be baked into the corporate model (and not as 'corporate welfare'). Most companies have dozens of employees with nebulous duties whose mere presence is something a corporation wants or needs for whatever reason. This happens often in Asia. It also happens because companies look for connections or things they cannot deal with a few days or times a year and people who can do them would not be locateable quickly or maybe want to do it; specialists, too.

    Sit on your butt doing nothing for what I would not pay minimum wage for alone, all year, then essentially do a week of work or come up with a solution the company knows is worth millions, so they're largely left alone and paid well. I have, as have others I have known, had those sorts of jobs a few times (things aren't quite like that nowadays, people either get over or underpaid now, and mos of those people have retired by now, or the newer "those types" get stock in the "new model"). Often it is not a hard tech skill but a good gut in an emergency, in tech or business.

    Then there is this newfangled "communist" or "socialist" model of "companies" and "work" we are seeing that have nothing to do with either of those "isms" or capitalism, where people protest layoffs and expect everyone can get a paycheck while still refusing to check their egos and selfishness at the door. Of course, the truth is "communistic" things are generally pooled and meted out among people in s "commune" where people share similar very specific values requiring trust, and a great majority of those places do not even have the concept of a paycheck.

    Either way, income has to come from somewhere. I mean, I guess feudalism could make a comeback if we had a large population die off and people split their time up between farming with high tech harvesting machines and hanging out playing PS4 games off the solar panels after dark, but in general I think most of the people I have seen getting upset make little or no sense.

    I mean, is the goal for firstworld and secondworld countries a handful of neuralinked (no thanks) tech overlords we beg for equal monthly monetary alotments from and a world like in "The Machine Stops"? What would you need to do for that ("Black Mirror" and credits?!).

    We can't sure all be "YouTube stars" or "self-affirmation LinkedIn gurus", obviously.

    Is is corporate slop speak entirely or are many of them just as flummoxed as many of us?

    (disclosure: I usually do 1099 work, but I sure know what it is like to suddenly be blindsided.)

ulfw

Satya Nadella should

a) be ashamed of himself b) be fired

c) end of story.

aucisson_masque

> In response to the AI-driven platform shift, Microsoft is trying to reskill and relocate workers and is still hiring

Damn, I’m glad I’m not a developer.

steele

How much did Satya lose on that sports "prediction market" Sweeney keeps advertising to our kids?

kittikitti

This is hilarious because of how arrogant Microsoft employees have been. Most Microsoft employees I've met were very rude to me and condescending. At least I won't be bullied in a tech discussion from someone working at Microsoft with threats to my own employment anymore, it just won't land.

honeybadger1

I believe this is only the beginning. There is a large rift in SaaS right now where most companies that are not already above the 1 billion in revenue mark are suffering deeply. If they are, their growth is marginal or less then 5% in 2026.

2 trillion dollars has left that market and transferred into data center development and AI related business. Most business growth is negative due to industries shrinking, acquisitions, going internal and developing purpose built tooling with AI, and sadly, going out of business entirely.

It all feels obvious, but what people warned about with AI, is finally having it's day. My fear is after this outcome, it fails.

Mithriil

A quarter were asked. That seems like a lot.

It does seem a bit of a fortuitous timing, with Anthropic IPO S-1 just dropping..

gib444

Is this the PR cover for when thousands are later forced out? Because that's what companies do these days.

nemo44x

> At the same time, we'll keep helping people focus on the work that matters most, build new skills, and, where it makes sense, find new opportunities across Microsoft.

Anthropic is already doing this - some software engineers have redeployed into research roles, for example. “Redeploying” is going to be the latest HR trend I think.

saos

Typical bloated Tech company with probably lots of managers who comes off the back of a master degree and happy to create lots of meaningless meeting

rvz

Maybe Microsoft achieved AGI internally.

  • pier25

    or maybe they just need to lower their operating expenditure because they're spending too much money...

    • gottorf

      Or maybe, every tech company is still shedding the overhiring they did during the Covid years.

    • tayo42

      They have net income in the billions per quarter

    • j45

      Maybe they are shedding workforce to spend more on AI infrastructure like many of the other layoffs to remain competitive.

      The layoffs could have nothing to do with the employees.

      • Spooky23

        They've figured out that they can offer poorly performing services that suck and nobody cares. The company will continue to explore that concept until people care.

        I run an org with 200k employees. We're on our 4th significant outage with M365 services in a month. We're talking major stuff -- including user data like email getting deleted by various processes. Their approach is pretty much "meh".

        • bigbadfeline

          > The company will continue to explore that concept until people care.

          MS is an entrenched monopoly which is hard to move off of, especially in times of low budgets and tough debt markets. On the other hand, LLMs are reshaping the competitive landscape and MS might be reacting to that threat, in their usual MS way.

    • rvz

      Both can be true:

      1) "AGI" has been achieved internally which means...

      2) ...we need to lower "operating expenditure" which includes i.e (human employees) so that the AI agents can take over.

      Lastly, they will use the remaining capital to build homes (data centers) for these AI agents.

      • _vertigo

        How banal. The first action after achieving "AGI" is not taking over the world, curing cancer, or anything fantastic like that, but rather "lowering operating expenditure"..

      • pier25

        if they had actually reached AGI they would simply fire +90% of employees and make a huge announcement

  • drillsteps5

    There is a joke "When it comes to AI psychosis, Sam Altman was likely patient 0"

    Given all insane bets made by previously (somewhat) reasonable and successful business owners, I wonder how much of a joke it really is...

    • BobbyTables2

      Of course it’s a joke.

      In order to be “patient 0”, he’d have to be human in the first place…

nisegami

Is there any reason not to take the buyout?

  • paxy

    The fact that you will be jobless in this economy.

  • eschneider

    In this sort of situation, always take the first offer. Subsequent offers are always worse.

    • pipes

      Yes, but you don't know if you'll be laid off. The subsequent offer may well be "you get to keep your job".

      • swiftcoder

        if you are one of the ones who is valued enough to keep their job, you are strong enough to go get hired at another FAANG. Do you actually still want to be there after the bloodbath that the follow-up round of layoffs causes?

        • SoftTalker

          Do you expect other FAANG to not have bloodbaths of their own?

          • swiftcoder

            when you start somewhere after their bloodbath, you don't have to deal with all the crap you would if you stay through a bloodbath (i.e. you aren't on the hook for all the legacy shit your team owned before it had a haircut)

  • Grombobulous

    I can’t think of many companies that would be better to work for than Microsoft in terms of compensation.

  • ipaddr

    It's 9 months. They probably won't do layoffs again for 6 months and you will get a package then for more than 3 months. Makes sense to hang on.

  • Havoc

    Traditional if you know you’re a shitty employee that can’t find a new job you stay.

    Voluntary packages tend to be accepted by the strongest employees

    It’s a shitty deal for companies but shareholders love cost cutting

    • rayiner

      Yeah, this is the dumbest thing you can do. It's a message to the strongest people to leave on their own terms.

  • paulpauper

    no job?

  • 0gs

    if you prefer being fired!

mschuster91

Yeah, there is no way this will not make the horrible issues at Microsoft even a tiny bit better.

Azure is an epic shitshow (to be fair, GCP is even worse, but eh). Github is seriously struggling staying up and alive. Windows updates are posing more of a danger for business continuity than the security issues they fix, which is a challenge in itself. Windows itself is being made irrelevant as more and more software moves for SaaS web models and the gaming flank is being eaten left and right by SteamOS/Proton/WINE, what's left of Windows Embedded after CE got terminated looong ago (that was the foundation for a lot of HMI stuff) is being replaced by Android or straight Linux on Raspberry Pi style devices. Office 365 is buggy as hell (and in the case of Outlook, a horribly bloated Electron mess). Wide masses resent Windows itself for the bloatware, espionage and advertising that's forced down your throat.

And to make the already bad situation even worse, the Trump government made American Big Tech their bitch and everyone but the US is now looking to divest from them as fast as possible.

  • novaRom

    > everyone but the US is now looking to divest from them as fast as possible

    This! EU is now in full "decoupling" mode, many future contracts are now under reviews and plans how to preserve sovereignty.

    Btw seeing what ArtCraft does it is now really realistic. Will it be SuSe + Mistral, or a kind of ArtCraft like vibe coded solutions?

  • amai

    Why is GCP even worse?

    • mschuster91

      Haven't heard horror stories of Microsoft banning people randomly and that going as far as killing off their private email accounts permanently, no support, no recourse.

      Google? It's a meme by now that you have to raise a media or HN stink and even that sometimes does not help.

  • philipwhiuk

    It'll be interesting to see what orgs are excluded. Maybe it's a cull of Xbox. Maybe it's a cull of core Windows/Office SDE and/or Azure.

    • whoamii

      Excluded: marketing, commercial business, security, quantum

    • mschuster91

      > Maybe it's a cull of core Windows/Office SDE and/or Azure.

      There's still people left there? Lol

dcchambers

There's no doubt big tech is/was bloated. It was (relatively) cheap to stack and retain talent just so your competition couldn't get them. There was also an era where VPs and directors had direct incentives to grow their orgs as large as possible.

The opportunity cost is higher now (companies are actually spending money on capex), and changes in productivity due to AI mean that simply hoarding talented developers isn't as useful any more. Before, you could keep people "busy" doing things that didn't really produce anything useful, and still find ways to justify it. VPs and directors are now being rewarded for "doing more with less" - not just shipping the largest organization.

I think overall SWE numbers will continue to slowly climb, but I think we're going to see more big tech unwind bloated staff numbers.

anon291

This is why I bought real estate in the bull market of the last decade.

tonymet

Presumably AI is making everyone, particularly sales & marketing more productive. While at the same time, their customers are building more things, and selling more things.

Why a force reduction?

Ignore AI for a second. If you had a magic wand, that would help everyone at your company produce more, sell more, and all of your customers are producing and selling more, would that be a growth phase?

VCFundedGenYer

Microsoft laying off (and yes, this is a layoff, no matter how it's spun) 25% of the entire freaking company is not a sign of a healthy organization.

You can't and won't tell me with a straight face that AI will replace them.

  • drnick1

    They are not laying off 25%. Not everyone will take the buyout.

  • kilroy123

    My hot take is that we're headed to an economic freefall and/or depression. They're trying to get ahead of it.

tinyhouse

The writing was on the wall for a long time. All of big tech (and many midsize tech too) have way too many employees. In the AI era is just more absurd than it was before. I always appreciate companies that take care of their employees this way so kudos to Microsoft. We haven't seen the package they are offering yet but I'm assuming it'd going to be very good, esp for those who have been there for a while.

newbie578

You are all getting a first row seat to watching the death of an industry.

I wonder where are all those AI apologists who have been touting here for years that jobs will not go away?

  • lubujackson

    No one said there wouldn't be churn. It's like if in 1999 a company had 10,000 webmasters - those roles are simply being phased out. New roles are being added and will be added, but they won't be the same or require the exact same skills, for better or worse.

    Rapid technological advancement is always painful. Extrapolating that to "death of the industry" is awfully reductive and I haven't seen any signs of that. As others have pointed out, Big Tech layoffs have only reverted the shotgun-blast hiring of ~2020-2022.

drusepth

How does the job role break down for these 60k workers? Are they mostly devs? Other roles?

Can't read the article because of the paywall.

etchalon

Jesus. 25% is ... a lot.

  • BobbyTables2

    Especially all at once..

    They could have done 10% a year for the next 2-3 years, but the immediate financial gratification wouldn’t be satisfied

    Copilot going to pick up the slack of 25% of the workforce?

    • kqr

      I'd argue it's actually better to do 25 % at once and then not doing anything like it for ... decades, ideally, but years, realistically.

      Spreading it out means employees spend some of their time with an ear to the ground rather than working, and teams have to deal with multiple restructurings, neither of which are good for well-being nor productivity.

      • mixdup

        But Microsoft has turned layoffs at the end/beginning of the fiscal year into an iPhone-like release schedule. It's so reliable at this point that it's a meme outside the company amongst its customers. I know for a fact each June/July I'm getting a new account team as people are shuffled around, and low performers are shown the door

        Even with these buyouts, there will be layoffs next summer. And the summer after that. And the summer after that.

      • Espressosaurus

        Yeah, but they've been running layoffs (sometimes more than even yearly) since what, 2022? 2023 at the latest.

    • drillsteps5

      Not to say that this is isn't huge, but it's _up_to_ 25%, given that some will accept and some won't.

      And the internal memo currently circulating actually does not mention that number so I'd be curious where it came from.

      • orra

        Business Insider says it came from a Microsoft spokesperson. In the absence of an explicit number in a press release, I'd be inclined to believe it.

    • Good4boothee

      Isn't average corporate worker attrition at 11-12%? so they could achieve that much just with hiring freeze.

      • happyopossum

        11-12% annually, so yeah a year long hiring freeze might get you to the right number. The problem is that it gives you no flexibility or control over who attrits, and removes your ability to keep critical roles filled.

      • drillsteps5

        Well, the MSFT stock is up on the news today. Not the effect the hiring freeze is known for.

  • whobre

    It’s way too much to be believable

dyauspitr

This is the biggest recent tech news over even maybe the last five years. This isn’t like Twitter, where the layoffs were arbitrary

apercu

Wow, while I think that large headcount often leads to terrible products (looks at Apple for the last 5 years), MS platforms and software are SO BAD and more un-supervised AI slop code isn't going to fix it. I never want anyone to lose their job but this seems like a massive reduction.

  • Danox

    Copilot, AI spending, missing mobile, Surface, Xbox taking their toll. Apple, Google, going up Microsoft going down.

yxhuvud

Paywall.

lelandbatey

Text of the memo driving this, from an article posted by Business Insider [0]: Introducing a Voluntary Exit Offer

    Today, we're introducing a new Voluntary Exit Offer (VEO) to
    eligible employees within participating organizations. This offer
    gives eligible employees who may be considering a future outside the
    company a new choice to make that transition now with support. It
    also gives participating orgs another way to adapt their workforce
    to changing needs.

    The Voluntary Exit Offer reflects an important part of how we're
    evolving our approach to change: creating greater flexibility and,
    where possible, more ways for employees to shape their next chapter.
    This builds on what we learned earlier this year through the
    Voluntary Retirement Program.

    What employees should know

    This offer will be available to eligible employees in participating
    teams in Canada, India, United Kingdom and United States at level 70
    and below. This is a time-limited, voluntary program that gives
    those who are eligible the opportunity to leave Microsoft with
    financial support and career planning resources. Some organizations
    are providing the Voluntary Exit Offer, and some are not.
    Participation varies based on each business's priorities, customer
    commitments, and workforce needs.

    Eligible employees will receive an email with a link to their
    Voluntary Exit Offer details within the next few hours.

    Looking ahead

    The Voluntary Exit Offer is new for us. We'll learn from it. At the
    same time, we'll keep helping people focus on the work that matters
    most, build new skills, and, where it makes sense, find new
    opportunities across Microsoft. There is no one-size-fits-all
    approach for every team or every employee. These are a few of the
    ways we're trying to meet different business needs while continuing
    to create opportunities for our own people to grow and contribute.

    My promise is to continue to provide clarity, listen and learn, and
    keep improving.

    Thank you for everything you continue to do for our customers,
    Microsoft, and for one another.

    Amy
[0] - https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-is-offering-buyout...
123-18hv

Remember, people, that Microsoft is a reformed company that supports open source and DEI Anything else was flagged up to 2025. Now that they have stolen all open source they fire people.

But some people here have a short memory and already support the new thieves on the block Anthropic and OpenAI.

  • breezeTrowel

    Are you saying they had to hire people to "steal open source"?

    • 12378qs

      Whether it was a necessity or not, they hired many mediocre but dominant open source people up to around 2022 who introduced CoCs, forced the projects to move to GitHub etc. and push for permissive licenses.

      And they did fire some of them in 2025/2026.

    • sam_lowry_

      Buy, like they dud with Github.

a_sewer_rat

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