Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
A programmer is told by his wife, "go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife screams, "Why di you get 12 loaves of bread?!" He replies "they didn't have eggs.
I don’t get it, they were only supposed to get a dozen loaves of bread if they had eggs, since they didn’t have eggs, it should only be one loaf of bread.
I think the reply should be "they had eggs".
Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone?
Because they don't know how to JOIN tables.
Probably the same reason as the failed recording artist, he just couldn't gain a pop music following, he was constantly baroque himself.
- Why did the Javascript developer get tortured by Big Brother?
- He refused to admit 2+2 is 5.