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Ask HN: How can a new startup succeed in Europe in 2026?

3 points by roschdal 19 days ago · 4 comments


smurda 19 days ago

Start selling in the US early. To be the global leader, and not just the regional leader, sell across global markets early to establish the position of best product globally.

elbci 19 days ago

There's only one method but the returns are quite good: Find 'a friend' who can plug you at sucking EU funds - after that you don't need to worry about product quality or anything else ;)

  • roschdalOP 19 days ago

    EU funds, please tell me more.

    • elbci 19 days ago

      20 or so yrs ago I read a 300 page "EU Start-up Grants Guide" - small print legalese or Kant is children prose in comparison. I managed to reduce to 5 criteria to get 100 points needed to qualify:

      20 pts - parrot EU buzzwords profusely without any context or logic

      20 pts - spend a tone of money for certificates issued by EU approved firms

      20 pts - prove your firm is already rich and wants the grant only to get richer

      20 pts - sign yourself in for insane bureaucratic oversight and 30% of revenue kick-back to EU selected services (all your suppliers need to be 'preaproved')

      20 pts - !!! THIS !!! prove that you already participated in previous projects

      So basically it was 300 pages of gibberish summarized as "you are neither sufficiently 'well connected' or obedient to get grants"

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