Do Astrological Signs Predict Personality?

yep.

The dimwit personality style. A worldwide phenomema.

I have seen far too many people reading horoscopes in newspapers and believing the absolute bull written by those charlatans.

They never do, The Math, or Maths if you are here with me in Airstrip One.

12 astrological signs, yep!

Lets say for easy maths that there are 72 billion people in the world, yep!

That works out at 6 billion people for each star sign, cool!

Back to those idiots believing the newspaper horoscopes.

You are one of six billion people who are going to meet an old flame or win the lottery today.

Wake up!!!

Ascendant/Lagna does a fairly decent personality prediction in Vedic Astrology, but one needs to know exact time and place of birth.

This appears to be an advertisement for the author's personality test app.

And no, it does not.