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Government Does Stash Billions of Pounds of Cheese in Missouri Caves

modernfarmer.com

24 points by danielsht · 12 comments

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nxobject

Sadly, it looks like a significant amount of the cheese in cold storage is American and Swiss [1] – they missed a fantastic opportunity to age cheddar en masse.

[1] https://quickstats.nass.usda.gov/results/37CAA277-A371-3F73-...

mikhailfranco

Strategic Cheese Reserve (SCR)

Where is the Strategic Cracker Reserve (SCR)?

And the Strategic Special Reserve Port Reserve (SSRPR)?

derelicta

I kinda want to try this government cheese.

  • euroderf

    I got a block back in 1980-ish when they were handing it out.

    It was... unexceptional. Better than Velveeta but not memorably so.

    • afpx

      I lived off the stuff for several years (along with the free dried milk and stale bread and mayo sandwiches). The worst part about it was all the mold you’d have to cut off. At the time, I didn’t know anything about taste. But, hey at least it kept me from starving.

    • derelicta

      Tbh I just want to bring a large block of cheese marked "GOVERNMENT CHEESE" on top to a brunch with friends.

iszomer

I thought the American Slice is it's main source.

ericpauley

This article uses “billions” incredibly loosely. First of all, I wouldn’t call 1.5B “billions”. Second, 1.5B pounds is almost certainly under 1B wheels.

Fun read otherwise.

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