The Bastard Operator from Hell

https://bofh.bjash.com/bofh/tradeshow.html

> "Okay, let's see what we can see" he says, and presses the power-on switch on my "portable" The 31 hefty nicad batteries that make up almost the entire inside of my "laptop" pour grunt into a tripling inverter which in turn supplies RICH, CHUNKY VOLTS to alternate pins on the "SCSI" bus, whilst emitting a dull "uuurk" sound.

This author had quite the effect on my literary voice, thanks for resurfacing this.

Another great source of quotes is bash.org (I get the impression the similar names are a coincidence):

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ***** see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> **** <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as **** <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as **** <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ***'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230710221245/http://bash.org/?...

(Can't tell if the issue is Tor or the site is down hence the wayback link)