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165 points by lelf 3 years ago · 146 comments

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azangru 3 years ago

The scanned copy of the book at Internet Archive [0] is probably a better representation of this text than the pdf made from a Word document that the title links to.

[0] - https://archive.org/details/englishassheissp00applrich/page/...

asveikau 3 years ago

I think this highlights some differences between now and the 19th century.

Global communication and travel, to say nothing of media consumption, is much easier today. Many more Portuguese or Brazilian people have easy access to English. But back then, someone who didn't even speak English could publish this phrase book and appear credible.

  • marc_abonce 3 years ago

    This kind of thing still happens today. For example this reminded me of the Scots Wikipedia story, which took many years before being discovered: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24273851

  • bonzini 3 years ago

    There are still plenty of topics in which one can "appear credible"—and given chatGPT's skill in bullshitting about various topics, it's easier than ever.

  • DanBC 3 years ago

    There are a million YouTube videos of people confidently telling you how to do something but getting it pretty badly wrong.

    There are so many that there's now another genre of reacting to this bad advice.

    • asveikau 3 years ago

      I'm not sure how my comment was interpreted as "it's impossible to be wrong". I made a narrow claim that faking English knowledge in Brazil and Portugal is harder today than in the 19th century.

      • DanBC 3 years ago

        But it isn't, which is why there are so many people on YouTube earning money telling you how to do things the wrong way.

        • asveikau 3 years ago

          It is, relative to the 19th century. It is much easier for anyone with internet access to immerse themselves in English language media.

          I know specifically that English skills are far from universal in the Portuguese speaking world. But it's way easier and more common than even 30 years ago. So are you really saying it's the same as the 1870s? Please.

simonh 3 years ago

Allegedly this inspired the Monty Python sketch about the Hungarian-English phrase book.

angry_moose 3 years ago

Omnibus Podcast (Ken Jennings and John Roderick) did a good episode about it as well:

https://www.omnibusproject.com/340

dang 3 years ago

Related:

English as She Is Spoke - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25784683 - Jan 2021 (129 comments)

WalterBright 3 years ago

One of my Iranian colleagues back when I worked in an office had many entertaining phrases, like:

"I go make some shoppings"

"Time for go"

Naturally, the rest of the gang picked them up and used them. I still say them to the consternation of others.

  • agentwiggles 3 years ago

    In a similar vein, "do the needful" has become so entrenched in some of my friends' vernacular that it's now used almost completely unironically.

    Also, "like such as," from the old "Miss Teen USA" viral video, has stuck in my craw to the point that its use is unconscious (though still intended humorously).

    • raincom 3 years ago

      "do the needful", "please revert back to me"-- phrases like these are not 'invented' by some Indian speakers. These are the stuff Indian savants picked up from the old English books. Then, these savants taught this stuff to fellow Indians and this dynamic gets reproduced everyday.

      See an entry from Charles Scholl, Geroge Mcaulaly et al's "A Phraseological Dictionary of Commercial Correspondence in the English, German, French & Spanish Languages, with an Appendix Containing Lists of Commercial Abbreviations, Geographical Names, the Principal Articles of Commerce", published in 1891:

      "Needful: he will do what is needful under the circumstances. We rely on your doing the needful for the protection of our interests. With which will you please do the needful. With which we shall do the needful, and credit you for the amount in due course. I shall do the needful at maturity. I enclose draft for 100 pounds at two months, to which I will thank you to do the needful"

      Another entry from a law journal published in 1833 in UK: "The letter was immediately given by the bankrupt to the defendant, with directions that as the voyage was altered, he, the defendant, would do the needful."

      • autoexec 3 years ago

        It's interesting to see where it came from, but why does it persist? Is consuming English language media and the largest internet sites uncommon for English speaking people in India? I imagine I'd notice pretty quickly that English speakers in TV, movies, and on youtube, don't speak the way they did in the 1800s.

        • jtrip 3 years ago

          So, India inherited the British civil services system wholesale. The formal pseudo legal language used in the system, instituted by the British, continued. It was different enough from the language taught in schools that when someone was exposed to it or had to use it tried to conform to it's idiosyncrasies.

          Over time, isolated from the cultural changes happening to the English world, it developed in it's own way. Like the albino and blind animals evolved in the seclusion of an isolated cave system.

          Today, the best way to observe this secluded language branch is to read official Indian government announcements.

          It has started to meld back into the main branch [0][1] as younger and younger, more exposed to the global English culture, take over responsibilities.

          [0] https://pib.gov.in/PressReleseDetailm.aspx?PRID=1888208

          [1] https://indianrailways.gov.in/railwayboard/uploads/directora...

        • bryanrasmussen 3 years ago

          >I imagine I'd notice pretty quickly that English speakers in TV, movies, and on youtube, don't speak the way they did in the 1800s.

          What about English speakers in Indian TV, movies, and on YouTube - which I assume might be more popular fare for an Indian audience?

        • raincom 3 years ago

          Most of the IT workers in India pick up English from colleagues, bosses, etc, not so much from the English media.

    • pxeger1 3 years ago

      These are a class of mistake mainly made by native English speakers, but I've ended up using words like "irregardless" and "misunderestimated" unironically because I used them ironically for so long that I forgot

      • raffraffraff 3 years ago

        Isn't that pretty much how the Americanism "I could care less" originated?

        • nerdponx 3 years ago

          Yes.

          Along similar lines, expect a spelling convergence of "wary" and "weary" in the next 5-10 years due to so many people not knowing the difference between the two, not bothering to check, and perpetuating confusion by using the wrong one in their own writing.

          • yamtaddle 3 years ago

            "Envious" has all but completely been absorbed by "jealous" in the vernacular. People just use "jealous" for both things. Good thing there can never be any ambiguity about which sense is intended.

            "To comprise" is deployed incorrectly more often than correctly. Which is silly since, when used incorrectly, you could have simply used "to be composed of" (which is the thing people are confusing it for)—there's no benefit to using "comprised" there, all its elegance and subtle shade of meaning are lost anyway when you jam it into that clunky phrase as a perfect synonym for "composed". I think that's one of those fake-fancy abuses of language from business folks, leeching into everyday language. What synergy!

            The apt adjective, rather than various words and modifiers expressing degrees of good or badness—many of which used to express more, but no longer do, as "massive" or "awesome"—seems to be an endangered species.

            Awkward use of "less than" inexplicably replacing the word "inferior" in some circles. "We must ensure none of the children feel 'less than'". In the words of my generation: "LOL WTF?"

            Anyone have handy any studies on vocabulary among Americans? It looks to have markedly decreased over the last few decades, but I worry I may be falling for the same kind of bias that seems to make everyone think everything's getting worse all the time. Popular writing gives me the impression it's written for an audience with a smaller vocabulary than in, say, the 1950s or 1960s, though.

            • user982 3 years ago

              The past tense of "lead" will be dictionary-accepted as "lead" within your lifetime.

            • DangitBobby 3 years ago

              The "incorrect" use of comprise is correct and has been in use since the 18th century [1].

              1. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comprise

              • yamtaddle 3 years ago

                Sure, it has a history. Any use that is described as incorrect has a history, else it wouldn't come up. Is it distracting? Is there another word that perfectly replaces it, is understood by practically all English speakers, and that's not distracting? Yes and yes, so: "to be composed of" should be preferred. I further doubt, very much, that the choice to substitute "to be comprised of" is an informed one in very nearly all cases—its presence is a "smell", if you will, which does mean it conveys some information, but most of the time that information is not something that the person using it is trying to express, which makes it a mistake.

                I care less about this one than others, though, since there's little risk of this replacing the ordinary use of the word and making the language less expressive (as in the case of "envious" vs "jealous"). "Avoid doing this" remains good advice, but it's not so bad as errors go. I mainly brought it up as an example of incorrect use surpassing correct use.

                It's in a similar class to using "X and I" where it should be "X and me". It causes little harm, most of the time, as far as hindering communication, but getting it right is still preferable to getting it wrong, which means that any decent guide will classify it as a mistake, unless (as is always the case) one means to commit the error, for some reason. That's the case despite the incorrect-I error having, I'm sure, a longer and more widespread history than "to be comprised of"—the history doesn't save it from being something to avoid. Maybe some day it will.

                • DangitBobby 3 years ago

                  Cool. Words are defined by how people use them, not the other way around. People have been using it enough for the "official" definition to have expanded to include your pet peeve usage, and is undeniably actually correct usage no matter how many paragraphs you type out having no relevance to the matter. Complaining about it won't accomplish anything, it's over. Unless your goal is to try to change the definition of "incorrectly" to mean "in ways I don't like", which would be really surprising given the rest of your comments.

                  • yamtaddle 3 years ago

                    Descriptions and sound advice needn't be in agreement.

                    [EDIT] Sorry, that was needlessly curt. I don't think we actually disagree that much anyway—I'm not advancing prescriptivism, and this issue doesn't bother me that much (I was just using it as an example!), though I do notice it. I can find support in the dictionary for my use of "incorrect" here— :-) —but it was probably an incorrect word to have used to express what I was getting at in the first place, and my poor choice there may have been the cause of much of this exchange.

              • denton-scratch 3 years ago

                Merriam Webster are the arch-descriptivists. If a usage is attested anywhere, MW lists it as correct. Basically, they don't believe that any usage attested anywhere can be incorrect. If you want to know whether a usage is correct or not, don't ask MW.

                • yamtaddle 3 years ago

                  Descriptivist dictionaries aren't about giving advice on usage that best communicates, so consulting them as a usage guide is usually not the best idea. They're to help one understand unfamiliar words or usage—including common but maybe-not-great ones!—not to use as a guide to what's best. Finding a definition in a dictionary isn't enough to justify a choice, aside from confirming that one has not done something entirely novel.

                • amanaplanacanal 3 years ago

                  Correct according to whom?

                  • denton-scratch 3 years ago

                    Humpty Dumpty is not an authority on the meaning of words.

                    • amanaplanacanal 3 years ago

                      That’s the thing. Nobody is. Words were not handed down from god. Language changes continuously. Notice how we aren’t speaking proto-indo-european any more?

                      • denton-scratch 3 years ago

                        I'm trying to avoid this conversation :-) I think descriptivism/prescriptivism is probably off-topic in this thread.

                        Oh well -

                        Someone upthread implied that the purpose of a descriptivist dictionary is to help readers/hearers to understand unfamiliar words, not to guide writers/speakers in correct usage. Thing is, they're all descriptivist. There are opinionated guides like Fowler (and the subject of this article! /on-topic), but I don't know of an opinionated lexicon.

                        • amanaplanacanal 3 years ago

                          Honestly it’s just my pet peeve. It’s like grammar nazis. I want to tell them this just isn’t how language works.

          • smcl 3 years ago

            It's weird how people mix these up, I think it's due to incorrectly assuming it's related to the verb "to wear".

            While we're on the subject - more then and less then are becoming very common due to the similarity in how than/then are pronounced in US accented English.

            • nerdponx 3 years ago

              I wonder if this particular mixup is due to people using voice dictation instead of typing. iOS makes that particular error all the time when I dictate.

              This particular spelling mixup seems unlikely to persist because people know and understand both words, and it's considered basic knowledge, like your/you're, and I would expect similar memes and derision for people who don't attempt to distinguish them.

              • smcl 3 years ago

                You'd think so, but I've when I've brought this up (and weary/wary) people often do the "languages evolve" thing. It's happened before with things like "colour" and "aluminium" so I don't think we can rule it out again.

          • DoreenMichele 3 years ago

            Makes me think of this:

            My understanding is that chitterlings is the correct spelling and chitlins is the correct pronunciation, but so many people spell it chitlins that it has become an acceptable form of the written word.

            • erik_seaberg 3 years ago

              Having only ever heard that or seen the transliteration, I honestly did not know “chitterlings” is a word.

              • DoreenMichele 3 years ago

                "Chitterlings" always looks to me like a description of a sound made by a Lovecraftian horror, tbh.

          • denton-scratch 3 years ago

            > perpetuating confusion

            "Perpetrate" and "perpetuate" are two words frequently confused by native speakers (in this context, you could have meant either, and I assume you meant "perpetuate").

          • sauruk 3 years ago

            That one frustrates me so much. They’re completely different words!

    • behringer 3 years ago

      When I first started working I thought this was normal business speak. Thankfully my bosses noticed and when I told them it was definitely not spiteful or ironic, they tactfully educated me on the finer points of Indian phraseology.

    • coyotespike 3 years ago

      Ha, yes, I use "like, such as" all the time - I don't think most people get the reference though!

  • xdennis 3 years ago

    > One of my Iranian colleagues back when I worked in an office had many entertaining phrases, like:

    > "I go make some shoppings"

    As a Romanian living in the London, I hear English mistakes from various nationalities and I'm surprised how similar some are to Romanian, even when there's no connection. In this case, in Romanian we also word-for-word say "to make shoppings".

    It often feels like English is the odd man out. :)

    As an example, a Lithuanian was showing me a shortcut. He said "press alt plus ii". So I press "Alt+I". He chuckled and said "No, alt plus the English ii". So I pressed "Alt+E". The great vowel shift left vowels unrecognizable to other languages (/iː/ became /aɪ/, /eː/ became /iː/, ...).

    • anthk 3 years ago

      Spanish too. "Voy a hacer unas compras" -> I'm going to make some shoppings.

    • vharuck 3 years ago

      And in Japanese: 買ものに行く (I go to buying).

  • WalterBright 3 years ago

    The American GIs after the war loved to mangle Japanese:

    Japanese person "Ohio gazimus!"

    GI: "Well, Kentucky gazimus to you, too!"

    or:

    GI: "No toucha my mustache!"

    Things went the other way, too. My dad would collect Japanese flyers aimed at GIs with horribly mangled English.

  • dls2016 3 years ago

    Not in the same vein as the link, but I had an Iranian colleague tell me his wife was working occasionally as a babysitter, in technical violation of her visa... but he couldn't think of how to say this in English. He moved his finger back and forth under his nose and said in Iran he'd say she's working "under the mustache". I thought this was hilarious and told him how we'd say she's working "under the table".

    I have never independently confirmed if this was an actual saying in Iran or not. (Google is not helpful.)

  • DrBazza 3 years ago

    For whatever reason “learnings” is being used instead of lessons.

wardedVibe 3 years ago

Heaven forbid I disagree with Mark Twain, but star war: backstroke of the west[0] is another great example in this uh genre.

[0]: https://web.archive.org/web/20170115091456/http://winterson....

  • spijdar 3 years ago

    Since you mentioned it, I have to bring up the fact that fans of this, er, masterpiece made a (shockingly?) high quality audio dub over the entirety of the original with the dumped subtitles: https://youtu.be/XziLNeFm1ok

    This might legitimately be one of my favorite pieces of entertainment in existence, if only because of the delivery and emotion behind nonsense idiom mistranslations. It's glorious.

  • agentwiggles 3 years ago

    I find that grammar perversions like this have a direct line to my funny bone in a way that almost nothing else does. Must have something to do with the subversion of expectation with something so incredibly basic as language.

    Even after seeing it many times, this old classic still makes me laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

    • wardedVibe 3 years ago

      My partner and I have a difficult time saying pregnant without using one of those variations. Definitely one of my favorite bits of nonsense.

  • jonstaab 3 years ago

    In the same vein, but for LoTR: https://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/

DiggyJohnson 3 years ago

From the Wikipedia:

> O novo guia da conversação em portuguez e inglez, commonly known by the name English as She Is Spoke, is a 19th-century book written by Pedro Carolino, with some editions crediting José da Fonseca as a co-author. It was intended as a Portuguese–English conversational guide or phrase book. However, because the "English" translations provided are usually inaccurate or unidiomatic, it is regarded as a classic source of unintentional humour in translation.

> The humour largely arises from Carolino's indiscriminate use of literal translation, which has led to many idiomatic expressions being translated ineptly. For example, Carolino translates the Portuguese phrase chover a cântaros as "raining in jars", when an analogous English idiom is available in the form of "raining buckets".

> It is widely believed that Carolino could not speak English and that a French–English dictionary was used to translate an earlier Portuguese–French phrase book, …

  • kwhitefoot 3 years ago

    > "raining buckets"

    Really? Which part of the UK does that come from. Where I come from *Nort Wilts.) the related phrase would be "It's bucketing down!" but I've never heard anyone say "It's raining buckets!".

    • parrellel 3 years ago

      Raining Buckets is definitely still in use in America, and shows up enough in old books? Linguistic drift?

    • andrew_ 3 years ago

      "raining cats and dogs" also popular in the U.S.

    • humanistbot 3 years ago

      It's more "buckets of rain"

    • nickcox 3 years ago

      Also from north Wilts and I'm pretty sure I've heard (and used) both forms.

    • adelie 3 years ago

      it's a common expression here in the US, at least! unsure about the UK.

      • eru 3 years ago

        It would be exceedingly funny, if the expression had become idiomatic in the US, _because_ of the book.

        (However, it might have come to US English from Spanish which is pretty close to Portuguese and thus ultimately from the same source as the book?)

WalterBright 3 years ago

My favorite mistranslation came from the first time the Olympics were in China. One of the food vendors hung up a banner "401 Not Found".

ZeroGravitas 3 years ago

On Standard Ebooks with an appropriate cover image:

https://standardebooks.org/ebooks/pedro-carolino_jose-da-fon...

dang 3 years ago

The Idiotisms and Proverbs section is one of the more hilarious and I wonder how many of them can be mapped back to originals. The only one I could trace is A horse baared don't look him the tooth, which presumably maps back to Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Probably quite a few of them are no longer common in English either by now, which makes computing the inverse harder.

  • kgeist 3 years ago

    I could decode these, because there are equivalents in my native Russian:

    >"With tongue one go to Roma"

    = you can achieve anything with good communication skills

    >"It want to beat the iron during it is hot"

    = seize the opportunity while you can

    >"to come back to their muttons"

    you say "let's go back to our sheep" when you realize you digressed

    • happyopossum 3 years ago

      > >"It want to beat the iron during it is hot"

      “Strike while the iron is hot” is a well known English saying as well. Guess blacksmith wisdom is universal.

    • jamiek88 3 years ago

      Yes in (British) English we have ‘strike while the iron is hot’.

      And one that Hacker news and Silicon Valley didn’t coin but made famous is in this maybe, sorta:

      > A bad arrangement is better than a process.

      Which can be stretched to ‘Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good’ or ‘real engineers ship’!

    • Reventlov 3 years ago

      We have the exact same idioms in French for the last two (battre le fer pendant qu'il est encore chaud, and revenir à nos moutons) !

      • kwhitefoot 3 years ago

        > battre le fer pendant qu'il est encore chaud

        Do people actually say that? Seems very long winded.

        • johnaspden 3 years ago

          Using the power of not pronouncing most of the letters and speaking very very fast, they can get it down to:

          batlefe pend ki letencoshow

          which is more manageable.

        • waterpowder 3 years ago

          Not super often but yes, although we'd often skip the "encore"

  • msrenee 3 years ago

    Happy to see the classic American phrase, to craunch the marmoset. Makes me crave apple pie and LSD.

  • frozenlettuce 3 years ago

    >horse baared don't look him the tooth => "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

    The original Portuguese expression would be "A cavalo dado não se olha os dentes"

dang 3 years ago

A cartoon I saw years ago shows two men sitting at a table in a café. There's a book or two on the table. One says to the other: "Why you be not happy with me as translator of books by you?"

  • srl 3 years ago

    It seems likely that this is the cartoon, but I can't figure out what the original source is: https://www.jokejive.com/images/jokejive/23/23a74af0b0d51ee4...

    • dang 3 years ago

      Wow, thanks! That's the one. Funny how memory drift made it different in my head...but it has been many years.

      How did you find that?

      Now if someone can figure out the source, that would be even more amazing.

      • akiselev 3 years ago

        I believe it's in Vertigo Park And Other Tall Tales by Mark O'Donnell but it's appeared in the Spy magazine December 1987 before that.

        If you search Google Books for "Do you not be happy with me as the translator of the books of you" and click on the Preview or Full View button you should see it in several places

PinkMilkshake 3 years ago

I am reading a book on fuzzy logic that was translated from Japanese. The translation is quite bad and difficult to read. At one point it was talking about calculus and mentioned Newton and "Ripunitz". It took me a minute to work out what I was reading:

Leibniz -> ライプニッツ (ripunittsu) -> Ripunitz

chris_wot 3 years ago

I first read about this in Stephen Pile's The Book of Heroic Failures. He seemed particular taken with the phrase "To craunch a mamoset".

IncRnd 3 years ago

> it has been reserved to our own time for a soi-disant instructor to perpetrate—at his own expense—the monstrous joke of publishing a Guide to Conversation in a language of which it is only too evident that every word is utterly strange to him.

Times aren't that different!

Turing_Machine 3 years ago

Definitely a classic.

Some friends and I used to use "spits in the coat" to express the superiority of one thing over another, e.g.

"Framework 1 spits in the coat of Framework 2". "Sports Team 1 spits in the coat of Sports Team 2."

sogen 3 years ago

Galactic Pot Healer by Philip K. Dick has some examples of this too

akolbe 3 years ago

What's remarkable is how good machine translation (DeepL, Google Translate) has become at handling idiomatic expressions in recent years. Still not perfect, of course (there's still the odd clanger), but anyone trying to do the same task today would fare considerably better.

  • gherkinnn 3 years ago

    I disagree. I can't speak for Deepl, but Google remains terrible at idioms. Give the phrase "There's mud all over the shop." a try.

    • pbhjpbhj 3 years ago

      >Give the phrase "There's mud all over the shop." a try. //

      In which dialect of English is that an idiomatic expression? Never heard it before (en-gb native). What's the interpreted meaning??

      • hoseja 3 years ago

        There's a problem that this is a perfectly fine phrase that depends heavily on context. Are you in the middle of complaining about the state the night shift left your establishment in? Probably not an idiomatic use then.

      • AntoniusBlock 3 years ago

        `all over the shop' meaning all over the place, not literally all over a shop/store which is what Google Translate and DeepL translate it as. It's British and Irish.

      • kwhitefoot 3 years ago

        ".. all over the shop" is a perfectly ordinary British Isles idiom. Perhaps more widespread than that.

        • pbhjpbhj 3 years ago

          Yes, "all over the shop" is an adverbial expression meaning someone/something was haphazard, lacking in control, or behaving unusually.

          "Messi [a footballer] was all over the shop"

          might be said if he was regularly out of position in match, or performed uncharacteristically unskillfully. The verb is implied here.

          If you say "mud was all over the shop" then the only interpretation I know is that a literal shop has mud over [the inside of] it. That's not idiomatic; it's just plain language.

          It could work if you were talking about mud doing something unexpected; maybe a misbehaving oil well.

          What's your interpretation of the full expression "there's mud all over the shop"?

          • kwhitefoot 3 years ago

            > What's your interpretation of the full expression "there's mud all over the shop"?

            Unless the conversation already included references to a building where one buys things it would just mean "there's mud all over the place".

      • wheybags 3 years ago

        Makes sense to me, I'm Irish

    • Aardwolf 3 years ago

      What if you actually want to literally translate "There's mud all over the shop"?

      • gherkinnn 3 years ago

        And this is where I found translation services to fall apart.

        I worry a lot of language getting will be lost in an effort to reduce it to something a machine can handle.

      • denton-scratch 3 years ago

        I think in that context, it's already literal. "All over the shop" as an idiom means disorganized, chaotic. I don't use it to mean "all over the place" in the sense of something pervading some location.

    • Tade0 3 years ago

      Google search can't seem to find this phrase. What does it mean?

    • carlosjobim 3 years ago

      How can you disagree if you then instantly disqualify your own opinion? DeepL is on a whole other level than Google, they aren't even comparable in quality. Try yourself if you are curious.

    • googlryas 3 years ago

      Is that your own idiom? Literally never heard it before and I collect idioms.

    • ragazzina 3 years ago

      "I went inside the place/bar, and there was mud all over the shop" gets translated correctly by DeepL. With restaurant/home/office/stables, it fails.

    • astrange 3 years ago

      The test sentence I usually use is “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

      Google EN->JP doesn’t get it right, and also oddly translates the two sentences into different politeness levels.

    • akolbe 3 years ago

      DeepL gives you the following for "There's mud all over the shop":

      "Der ganze Laden ist voller Schlamm." (German)

      But if you place the cursor on "Laden" ("shop") it'll offer you alternatives including "Ort" ("place", i.e.: "There is mud all over the place"). The problem here is that what's meant depends on context: if you are a shopkeeper speaking after a downpour, your entire shop might indeed be full of mud your customers have dragged in. (Moreover, "der ganze Laden" can be used in German in much the same way as "all over the shop" in English, i.e. referring to any sort of building or establishment.)

      More to the point perhaps, here is the output DeepL produces for the Portuguese phrases quoted in the table of "Phrase examples":

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_as_She_Is_Spoke#Phrase...

      1. "Walls have ears. Alternatives: The walls have ears. Walls do have ears." (1:0 for DeepL.)

      2. "He rides pussycats. Alternatives: Walk with pussycats. Come on, pussycat. He's got pussy." (1:1. BIG FAIL.)

      3. "Is the road safe? Alternatives: How safe is the road? Is the road safe ? Is the road safe for you? (2:1 for DeepL.)

      4. "He can ride a horse. Alternatives: He knows how to ride a horse. You can ride a horse. You know how to ride a horse. (3:1 for DeepL. Note that the Portuguese can indeed mean either "you" or "he".)

      5. "He who remains silent consents. Alternatives: He who is silent is consenting. He who is silent is consented. Those who keep silent consent." (4:1 for DeepL.)

      6. "What does he do? Alternatives: What is he doing? What's he doing? What does it do?" (5:1 for DeepL.)

      7. "I feel like vomiting." Alternatives: I feel like throwing up. I feel like puking." (6:1 for DeepL.)

      8. "This lake looks pretty fishy to me. Let's go fishing for fun." (Not brilliant. 6:2.)

      9. "The servant ploughed the royal ground." (Acceptable. "Earth", "land", "soil" etc. offered as alternatives when you click on "ground". 7:2.)

      10. "I know what I should do or what is incumbent upon me." (Acceptable. Offers "what is my responsibility" when you click on "incumbent". 8:2 for DeepL.)

      11. "I earned more than thirty thousand réis. Alternatives: I earned over thirty thousand réis. I won more than thirty thousand réis. I won over thirty thousand réis." (Perfect. 9:2 for DeepL.)

      12. "Did you understand or did you understand what I said? Alternatives: Did you understand what I said? Did you understand me? (Perfect. 10:2 for DeepL. Note that the repeition is there in the Portuguese: it ask the same thing twice, in two past tense forms that aren't distinguished in English (formal/informal forms).)

      13. "He's a good sport, as far as I can see. Look how I've tamed him." (I don't think the translation in Wikipedia is all that brilliant. "From what I see, he kicks"?? Alternatives offered by DeepL when clicking on "good sport" include: "He's got balls from what I can see. Look how I've tamed him." Inconclusive. Let's call it 10.5 : 2.5.)

      So, not perfect, but a lot less funny than "English as She Is Spoke".

      • kwhitefoot 3 years ago

        Shop in this context does not mean a place where you buy things, it most likely meant workshop originally but in this idiomatic phrase it just means place.

        • akolbe 3 years ago

          Which was kind of my point – DeepL knows that (sometimes). In the above case ("mud all over the shop"), it offers you "place" ("Ort") as an alternative translation for "shop". So it seems to have some inkling that an actual shop may not be what is meant. This means it's up to the user to decide which it is, which to me seems fair enough.

          (In other sentences using this idiom, however, DeepL does fail miserably. If you ask it to translate, "There's blooming flowers all over the bloody shop ...", e.g., the results are not pretty. So, yeah. Some way to go.)

          • kwhitefoot 3 years ago

            > "There's blooming flowers all over the bloody shop ...", e.g., the results are not pretty.

            Well said, love it!

    • frozenlettuce 3 years ago

      another good test is "Steve Jobs was fired from Apple"

      • akolbe 3 years ago

        FWIW, DeepL gets that one consistently right:

        Steve Jobs fue despedido de Apple. O Steve Jobs foi despedido da Apple. Steve Jobs a été renvoyé d'Apple. Steve Jobs wurde von Apple gefeuert. Steve Jobs werd ontslagen bij Apple.

        Google Translate too (very similar results).

cja 3 years ago

This book is featured in The Book of Heroic Failures, which has made me cry with laughter since I was a child. Delighted to discover that it's real

dwighttk 3 years ago

My postilion has been struck by lightning

dang 3 years ago

The submitted URL was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_as_She_Is_Spoke.

There's also:

https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/english-as-she-is-...

https://muse.jhu.edu/article/173644

chadlavi 3 years ago

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