Pwnie Awards

I won a Pwnie Award last year (for "Best Song"). I did not accept the award in person, so they mailed it to me because my coworker who accepted it in my place couldn't get it through airport security due to the huge hypodermic needles sticking out of its neck and butt.

It's the most horrifying award I've ever received. I love it. I should probably keep it in a Faraday cage, just to be on the safe side.