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kypro

Well executed.

I was aware of most of the data protection and privacy concerns presented, but I wasn't aware facial recognition system are being used as widely as suggested here.

If these systems ever become widely adopted I might seriously consider obscuring my face in public.

Here in the UK I've noticed over the last year or so many supermarket self checkouts have been fitted with cameras and screens. I'm not naive enough to believe I wasn't being recorded previously, but I can't help but find this trend of sticking a camera directly in my face whenever I'm trying to make a purchase extremely insulting and violating to my sense of privacy. Now after watching this I have almost no doubt that facial recognition software is installed on these systems.

I've spoken to other people about the rudeness of this but most people seem to think it's fine. Perhaps I'm just weird and more bothered about this stuff than most people. If sticking a camera in someone's face when they're trying to purchase something in a pharmacy isn't going too far though I do wonder if the average person would really care about anything presented here.

  • bko

    I played around with Amazon's Rekognition software. I took one of those youtube videos where someone takes a picture of themselves every day for 10 years. It was fairly ideal conditions (consistent lighting, same pose for the most part) but the kid also went from 12 years old to 22, so his face definitely changed a lot. I used the first image as the image to compare the rest to (12 years old at the time), and I was surprised that it got pretty much almost all of them with a high degree of confidence (80%+). And the 80% ones were terrible lighting, sunglasses or an image of his girlfriend he slipped in there.

    Even the sunglasses, beard, face paint, bad lighting or puberty didn't throw off the model.

    The open source dlib model was considerably worse, but AWS Rekognition was incredible

    https://mleverything.substack.com/p/how-facial-recognition-w...

    • april_22

      There was this one incident in China where the facial recognition system mistaked the face of a chinese celebrity on a bus for a jaywalker... so the system isn't perfect for special conditions/environments yet. However I do believe that results today are already outstanding and will only get better.

      https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/22/18107885/china-facial-re... https://you.com/search?q=facial+recognition+in+china

      • bko

        Funny you should say that. In another post I compared sitting congressmen to convicted felons

        - 440 images of congressmen

        - 1,756 mugshots

        - 10 mismatches (?) with 70+% certainty

        The highest was 86%, but to be fair, I wouldn't be able to tell you confidently for all of them that the convicts aren't the same person. And under 80% should be suspect anyway. It's just that you need to use the right statistical methods when comparing a person to a large pool because you'll have spurious matches.

        https://mleverything.substack.com/p/how-facial-recognition-w...

        • ztjio

          > under 80% should be suspect anyway

          This attitude disturbs me more than any other single aspect of the mass idiocy around adopting AI for critical things. 80% is horribly low accuracy for anything even remotely important.

          For example, imagine you went to a store and could tell the cashier any price for anything so long as it was 80% accurate, as in, 80% of the original price. Just a 20% potential discount, nbd.

          Or put another way, 80% of your items had to have a perfectly accurate price but you bought 5 items, 1 of them was a PlayStation 5 you priced at $1. It's fine. The rest were accurate!

          80% is extremely low accuracy. It's absurd to think that's a good level to cut things off. We should demand systems like these demonstrate 99% or better accuracy. Until then they should be illegal to apply in any scenario where a decision is made about another person.

      • cbau

        Wow, the more insane story to me here is that they flash your face, name, and ID number on a public screen if you're caught jaywalking. How dystopian.

        • mrandish

          If public shaming like that was attempted in the US, I imagine in some circles it would become a goal to repost on social media a photo of yourself on the system jaywalking. Probably holding a sign with some meme.

  • throwaway1777

    Shops and many other places have had video cameras for decades to deter theft and crime so people are used to it.

    • kypro

      They're completely different. This is solely for intimidation purposes.

      Cameras previously would show a wide angle view of the store so you can see when someone put something under their jacket, etc. I can understand and accept this.

      In comparison these new cameras have a very swallow angle of view, they're zoomed in on your face and they're in portrait. They would be completely useless if you wanted to see if someone was, say, putting something under their jacket at checkout.

      These are there to purposefully record your face and let you know that they're doing that full colour and HD whether you like it or not. It's vile and extremely rude. I've never signed an agreement accepting such an obtrusive and unreasonable violation of my privacy when I enter a supermarket - at least online I'd have to accept T&Cs before placing my order.

      • jrimbault

        > These are there to purposefully record your face and let you know that they're doing that full colour and HD whether you like it or not.

        I believe (?) this, as it is stated above, would be illegal in France under the current laws. You have to consent to be the _subject_ of photography in a public place.

        Of course, advocates of such systems would argue against that easily.

        • BeetleB

          In the US, this is solved by posting signs that recording is in progress and by entering you consent.

        • vanattab

          Really? Security cameras are illegal in france?

          • jrimbault

            The difference is in the intent. A security camera films a place and doesn't focus on individuals. If the camera were to run software that would autofocus on a person, that would make them a subject, there would need to be consent.

            You'll find a helpful diagram (though incomplete) on this page https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_%C3%A0_l%27image (French), and there's of course (as anything legal, it's a rabbit hole) more specific laws concerning security camera.

            • vanattab

              But surely the only point of security cameras is to montior people? Your not watching to make sure the safe didn't grow legs and walk off.

      • tfussell

        My understanding is that these aren't for intimidation but rather to reduce theft by giving people an outside view of themselves. A mirror can also serve this purpose, but may be more difficult to fit in certain spaces. If this is correct, then these cameras aren't recording, just displaying the image directly on the screen. Here's an article about it https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/blogs/et-commentary/mir...

        • jaywalk

          All of the ones I've seen specifically say "RECORDING IN PROGRESS" on the screen. Could they be lying? Sure, but I doubt they are.

      • emsixteen

        100% agreed on this, and have no idea how to tackle it.

        • lowercased

          Stop shopping at those places? But... if you have stuff from them delivered, should you turn the tables and have your own face recog stuff turned on them?

          • danudey

            You're not turning the tables on them, you're turning the tables on the random gig economy worker who got assigned your delivery. It's not like the CEO of the pharmacy chain is delivering your case of red bull or something.

        • adolph

          Ideas to tackle it:

          Wear your covid mask, sunglasses and sunhat everywhere. Also put heel inserts in your shoes to change your height/walking gait. Or just go full privacy burka with a headshape altering chef's hat or mitznefet.

          • richardhod

            if you do that everywhere, they'll still be able to find you, via your new pseudo-identity

        • ldite

          Put a bag over the camera before beginning your transaction!

          • jonhohle

            I was somewhat hoping full face mask/helmet wearing would become in vogue in the past two years with all of the masking requirements like we see in so many sci-fi shows and movies. Algorithms would move to gate analysis or other things, but at least facial recognition could be crossed off.

            If a air born pandemic can’t move society in that direction, I fear that we’ll never get to our perpetually masked future.

          • emsixteen

            You planning on sneaking up on the camera from behind?

      • coding123

        Well, I'm covered I guess - still wearing a mask.

        • fuckcensorship

          Wearing a mask will not protect you from facial recognition technology: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-japan-...

          • danudey

            > The technology firm had already been working on a system to meet the needs of allergy sufferers who wear masks

            Yes, it's the needs of the allergy sufferers that drove this project from the start. Hi NEC, I wear a mask because of allergies but I'm worried that will prevent private corporations and governments from tracking my every move, can you fix this please?

      • daniel-cussen

        I went to a Walmart subsidiary recently, called Líder, and they pulled every bitchvictim move the could pull. More in fact, I now legally have standing to sue for abduction for April 17, 2022 15:49:22 hour at the Líder at 560 Merced (which gives receipts as Walmart) and sent six guards at me claiming I didn't pay, herding me back to their grounds where they have total editorial control over their cameras--but none were interested in looking at a receipt. I started screaming "If you accuse me of theft you have to call the real police!" And a pharmacist across the street heard me and called my family, they showed up with a lawyer who agreed it was highly abusive of their power (these guys wore clothes that said SWAT).

        At that point, if the supermarket will accuse me of theft despite paying, DUDE! Everyone has the moral authority to steal from Líder. Líder toes the line of theft literally down to the micrometer (ie shaving microns of plastic) and prostitutes lawyers to say they never steal. They steal, but defend themselves legalistically, ie shitloads of lawyers showing up doing bitch moves quoting laws that were written by culpable serial rapists in the 1973 coup. Economic theft.

        If you're going to be falsely accused unconditionally you're obliged to fulfill the accusation with real harm in some way on the grounds that you will be persecuted anyway. It's acting in self-defense, because false accusations of violence are an exactly equivalent act of violence in the opposite direction. And you can't let magic spells disarm you, there's always going to be some conspiratorial threat--just like 7 Walmart employees conspired against me that day, the cashier CE. NEWEN and the 6 guards, all of whom knew they were carrying out a crime.

        I personally refuse to carry out this theft myself or benefit from this because it would stain my heroism, but they'll accuse anybody of stealing either way. I'll show up to testify on your behalf if you quote me on this, as a hero according to Roman Law from May 12, 2012, like in US or in Chile which are based on Roman Law

        I boycotted Líder, funny thing abduction, guess that's a good description of their market power, they can do all kinds of shit (though in America I was basically satisfied with their business against Amazon), the only thing limiting their total market dominance is the percent of people they abduct. And I only boycott them 90%, that's the trick, when they make a crazy effort to break they boycott I yield in an un-constructive way.

        Dude you can totally buy in like a crappy little store run by immigrants which has no Facial Recognition. That's what you have to do. Otherwise, go without. Live downtown. Else you get HD deepfakes INCLUDING framing you as stealing from them in their camera editing zone or, if you sue them, making porn with your face like the kids in school do with photoshop, cyberbullying. There's media blackout on that.

        I talked about this abduction here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31306746

        • danudey

          Your story is relevant and what you went through is horrible, but you may want to practice telling it in a clear and concise way. At first glance your post sounds like a crazy person rant, and it would be unfortunate for people to brush you off without actually reading your post.

          • lofatdairy

            I know I'm replying nearly a week later but I just wanted to acknowledge how helpful and compassionate your comment is. Granted, based on the reply you received I'm not sure if you managed to reach the parent poster, but it's always nice to see genuine kindness on the internet.

          • daniel-cussen

            It wasn't horrible because I did something about it. It wasn't a tragedy.

            I am in fact practicing (EDIT: this came out wrong, I meant attempting) clarity and concision. So listening to other people's tragedies and what they went through--which always comes out rant-like--is helping me tell my piece the right way, with absolute adhesion to the truth.

            Partly that's a scam, they show you a cartoon of a madman and tell you "that's why he's mad, sweating, screaming, shaking, accusing, because he's stupid" then after that inb4, that poisoning of the well, nobody respects that stereotype until it's you who's mad, sweating, screaming, shaking, accusing, and being called stupid. And then it's too late. First they came for the Jews right? Wrong, first they came for the madmen, and perfected their extermination techniques with them, and nobody said anything, nobody visited them. And then they came for the Jews, and then everybody else. I remember it starting with the Jews, in Holocaust museums it starts with communists, in America it starts with Jews sometimes and Socialists other times, it changes all the time. But it never ever starts with the mad (Although Communist is close enough, they were thoroughly accused of being mad, Salvador Allende did medical research on the subject to vindicate them).

            Putting it here in full, best I can do:

            .

            .

            [0th they came for the ranting crazy persons

            to figure out all the ins and outs of abduction and execution

            but I won't even include them in this poem

            Because I was not and still am not a crazy person]

            .

            First they came for the Communists

            And I did not speak out

            Because I was not a Communist

            .

            Then they came for the Socialists

            And I did not speak out

            Because I was not a Socialist

            .

            Then they came for the trade unionists

            And I did not speak out

            Because I was not a trade unionist

            .

            Then they came for the Jews

            And I did not speak out

            Because I was not a Jew

            .

            Then they came for me

            And there was no one left

            To speak out for me

    • nsv

      The key difference here is that most CCTV up to this point has not been high resolution enough to run facial detection on.

      • april_22

        Yes but it wouldnt cost that much to replace those with newer, higher resolution ones.

    • m463

      In about 2000 a friend of mine worked in las vegas. At that time, they used facial recognition to identify everyone coming in the door to detect card counters and other troublemakers. They shared this information widely among all the casinos.

      It is > 20 years later now... I wonder how accommodating they are when a whale walks in?

  • stevofolife

    It's also a good reason to wear mask.

  • Quarrelsome

    I thought it was so people behind the till could do age checks and bypass machine blocks without having to move.

jstanley

I was initially put off by the webcam permission requirement, but the terms and conditions page says it's basically an art project and they don't send any data off (unless you explicitly accept it at the end) so I gave it a chance.

I'm glad I allowed webcam permission because it was an interesting, informative, and fun look at biometric tracking.

Apparently I'm "violently average" which is not a way I would previously have described myself. According to this site the most unusual thing about me is that I read the terms and conditions before ticking the "accept" box.

  • blablabla123

    Same, but I think people generally over-estimate how much different from average they are. (It's from the webcam's pov anyway) Usually I also don't like interactions with the webcam but this was interesting enough.

  • richrichardsson

    I found that the most shocking. 96% of people who used this didn't read the conditions first.

    • teraku

      It's skewed. I read the terms first, but then the website bugged so I had to reload. And then it said I haven't read the terms first. So....

      • Morgawr

        Same, I had the wrong webcam plugged in and when I plugged the right one the website bugged so I had to reload. It said I didn't read the TOS but I did... oh well.

    • DJHenk

      I didn't read them because I don't believe them anyway. If the website uses my camera, I'll just assume that everything is recorded and sent to advertisers and shady governments before I closed the tab. So I did not want continue with this one. It was after reading the comments here I decided to give it a go. Terms and conditions played not role.

    • maest

      That's lower than I expected, tbh.

  • montebicyclelo

    > According to this site the most unusual thing about me is that I read the terms and conditions before ticking the "accept" box.

    I’d put forward the hypothesis that people who read the terms, and who are therefore concerned about privacy, are also less likely to be willing to agree to submit the data at the end.

  • avodonosov

    So you haven´t even tried without the "accept" box. It works the same, BTW.

Bromeo

I think many people commenting on the model making bad predictions are missing the point. The speaker argues that even though models are known to be inaccurate, companies like tinder or insurance companies might still use the model outputs since they have nothing better. Therefore, in some future (or already today?) you can suffer from bad model predictions because you are "not normal enough" for the model to make good predictions, and might therefore receive a wrong predicted life expectancy and higher insurance bills.

  • ensignavenger

    Insurance companies hire very smart actuaries... and thus currently use actuarial models. Actuarial models aren't perfect either. However, throwing them out to use one of these machine prediction models would almost certainly be a disaster for the insurance company. And there is currently a lot of competition for life insurance.

    • lowercased

      Using this sort of data to enrich and refine existing data, vs throwing current stuff all out in favor of this newer data... that's what I'd expect (enrichment vs replacement). I'm fairly confident insurance companies have areas in their models where they know there's stuff they don't know. If more data can enrich their models to provide better accuracy, why wouldn't they?

      • kqr

        The classic danger here is that it's very easy to accidentally overfit. What people tend to do when they get a perfectly good actuarial model and then hear that they can "enrich" it with additional data is that they start modeling noise. This is obviously not good to stay profitable as an insurance firm.

        • disgruntledphd2

          yeah, that's fair (and not a problem unique to acturial models).

          That being said, enrichment with public data/claims data etc is generally incredibly effective, so as always, what data you add matters a lot more than whether or not you add data.

      • ensignavenger

        Perhaps, but the demo did not show anything an insurance company would not already know. But as a wider observation, financial products are already based on models even though none of them are perfect. Making those models better isn't really a bad thing.

    • cloverich

      If one of these models is on average better, then they would gain an advantage by using it. The problem is for the "not normal enough" folks, it may be _harder_ to remedy an invalid classification, particularly if there are no fallbacks or work arounds. I was cued into this once by an ML book that gave an example of a fraud detection company using an actually worse algorithm, because when it gave false positives it was easier to understand and hence easier to manually override. But if it is less profitable to operate this way, and there is no regulation around it, people getting falsely classified may be out of luck. That's where the discussion around regulation needs to happen, I think.

  • car_analogy

    > you can suffer from bad model predictions

    This is the worst anti-surveillance argument. The last thing I want is to be accurately predicted. As far as I'm concerned, once the models are perfected and they can accurately predict everything you will do or say, things will be far worse.

  • aendruk

    Already experiencing this with automated fraud detection systems. Excessive captchas, “there was a problem with your order”, unexplained 403s, etc.

  • kjkjadksj

    This isnt an usolvable problem though since you can calculate the strength of model fit for a particular data point. You learn how to do this with linear models in stat 101 so everyone who is paid to be a datascientist will no doubt understand this.

    • Bromeo

      Unfortunately the theory for linear models does not translate easily to deep learning based models, which this demo is based on. The "strength of model fit" becomes much more complicated and is an active field of deep learning research.

    • canaus

      It might not be an unsolvable problem, but it is a problem that is apparent currently in the technologies that we use.

  • hinkley

    Credit already works this way.

NightWhistler

For people worried this might be a scam: the guy in the video is Tijmen Schep and he's a privacy researcher and activist.

I had the pleasure of meeting him a while ago and seeing him give a talk about how companies gather data and the chilling effects on society.

kuu

Sharing my face with my camera with a random website? Sure, what could go wrong... /s

  • avnigo

    For the extra paranoid, I can confirm that it does work offline after you press the button and let it load. You can hide your face until it loads, and then cut the connection. Be sure to close the tab before you go online again.

  • NoboruWataya

    Worth it to be told I am more attractive than 100% of the Spice Girls.

  • cal85

    Devil’s advocate here. What could go wrong?

    If you open a website in a fresh browser context and let it use your camera, isn’t this about the same as walking down a street with CCTV cameras?

    • Gigachad

      Most people have such weird and illogical views on privacy. A website collecting face pictures without anything else is pretty useless. Walking in to a retail store owned by a company using facial recognition on a huge range of owned stores is a serious privacy issue.

      • danparsonson

        Face pictures and IP adresses...

        • worthless-trash

          And browser fingerprint and operating system.

          • toss1

            And the bait on the hook is not a good indicator either - an appeal to a deep drive or insecurity in many people.

            Obviously not determinative in itself ,but if I wanted to harvest a lot of faces in a hurry, that's exactly the sort of bait that I would use (I can hardly think of a better one off the top of my head).

          • moonchrome

            So what's the concern here ? I'm sure I have plenty of photos of me online tagged by other people.

      • loopback_device

        Not useless at all, there are usually enough pictures of people on the internet with names, metadata, etc attached to immediately link and identify. Basically what Clearview does (did?). I would not be surprised if this was a data collection siphon.

        • greggsy

          > I would not be surprised if this was a data collection siphon.

          Except for it being sponsored by Eu - home to the most effective privacy jurisdiction on the planet.

          • djbebs

            The same organization pushing for mass surveillance?

          • jhbadger

            I don't think this is a scam/data collection site (as others have recognized the researcher involved, etc.), but what would stop a random website from claiming it was "sponsored by the EU"?

        • eurasiantiger

          Easy enough to check using browser dev tools.

    • slightwinder

      > Devil’s advocate here. What could go wrong?

      Could be used for a scam, by a stalker, for social engineering, or several other evil ploys. Today, there are so many possible bad actions which are happening... On average, they are unlikely, but not impossible. And who knows about the long run.

      > If you open a website in a fresh browser context and let it use your camera, isn’t this about the same as walking down a street with CCTV cameras?

      In my country, there are harsh regulations on public cameras. Private people are not even allowed to capture you outside from being in the background.

      • mcv

        Could be a scam, but the guy has a Dutch accent and talks about privacy, so it's probably fine.

        (I'm 54% averagely normal)

      • cal85

        Which country is that?

    • nkrisc

      You have to weigh “what could go wrong?” with “what could go right?”

      The worst case scenario is far greater in magnitude than the best case scenario.

      Just not worth any risk here.

    • jeroenhd

      A website can collect millions of faces in a few hours. A CCTV camera can only collect data from a single area.

      It's more akin to those spying doorbells from Amazon and friends, which I personally would try to avoid when I can.

      The concentration of data and the lack of necessity of your face being recorded in the first place change the decision making process significantly.

    • 5e92cb50239222b

      It could use that to impersonate you in a mobile banking application through biometric authentication. It's getting pretty popular in my country (I think it's required by law or something).

    • RyEgswuCsn

      > fresh browser context

      I get your point, but I am not sure how fresh our browser context is.

      • cal85

        I just mean private browsing or incognito or whatever. It’s 2 seconds away in any popular browser.

    • kkjjkgjjgg

      web site has much more information about you that it can connect.

  • Rerarom

    Don't we all have tons of pictures of ourselves online already?

  • ajsnigrutin

    They give a pinky promise, that they won't do evil!

  • arisAlexis

    EU funded project, really not very risky.

    • seanw444

      > Government-funded project, really not very risky.

      No thanks.

      • floodle

        I'm guessing you're from the US and the parent poster is from the EU?

        • seanw444

          Correct. I don't care which government is in question, though. None are worthy of my trust or data.

          • tinco

            I work for a company that does projects that are sometimes funded by the EU. I've never heard of the EU ever asking for something in return. You submit your project, the EU either decides to give you money, or not, and you do your project. Sometimes they check whether you've actually done what you said you'd do. No one in the EU has time to deal with the output of the billions of euro's they invest in random projects.

            • seanw444

              That's true, but there's:

              A. No way for me to verify nothing shady is in the investment deal, and

              B. The government may be able to turn around when the project gets big, and say "hey remember when we funded you? Yeah, now we have a say. We need you to do ___."

              I don't like using software or projects funded by things I disagree with. And the government is overwhelmingly so.

            • gmfawcett

              It's not clear if you're trying to make us feel better (the EU doesn't care about this project's data) or worse (the EU has ineffective oversight over this project -- anything could be going on).

            • Nimitz14

              That's not true. You clearly have no clue of the administrative side of things.

              • opdahl

                If its a small project they very rarely «check» that you have done what you have done. A lot of it is self reporting. The reporting of course takes a while and you have to describes for instance your results, which wouldn’t be too hard to fake but I assume very few do this.

              • tinco

                Ah thank you for enlightening us with your treasure trove of information.

  • raverbashing

    Did you read the terms of service? ;)

luplex

I stumbled across this when it launched. Here's the talk by the artist that gives some background information: https://youtu.be/bp23r-Gtdkk

Rather than talking about webcam permissions, I think we should talk about how much we use and rely on bad ML models. Dating apps might want to rate attractiveness, but we have no checks in place to see how we're being rated. Especially free open access models probably don't come with a thorough bias&limitations datasheet.

  • rramadass

    Holy Moly !

    That video by the creator of this website is a must watch by everybody reading this thread; it is not all fun and games.

    Thanks for posting this.

Joeboy

I was not really prepared for being told how unattractive I am this morning.

  • kleene_op

    I was a 6.3 as I stepped out of bed.

    I took a shower, shaved, brushed my teeth, put on a nice shirt, fixed my hair and offered a good angle of my best smile at the camera. I was now a 9.

    • rossdavidh

      That's actually fairly similar to how humans would be influenced by showering, shaving, etc. so in some ways that's pretty impressive.

    • jeroenhd

      I'm also reasonably sure other factors also influence these algorithms. Hair style, framing, lighting, the clothes found on your shoulders, angle, distortion by the camera lens, and most importantly, similarity to high-scoring faces in the source data set.

    • altdataseller

      I was a 6.3 but I felt pleasantly surprised because I personally think I'm a 1.5

      • failedengineer

        I got a 4.8... the model also told me I lied about my age by nearly 20 years, so that's nice. I'm a very young looking ugly.

      • rhexs

        I’m wondering if this is scaled so 5 is quite low and 1-5 should be non-existent. Giving someone a 1 vs a “5” feels a little mean.

        • blobbers

          ... I got a 5. When I smiled it bumped me up to 5.5

          Fwiw, telling someone a 5 is a 1 is even meaner.

          :-/

          • rhexs

            Hey, I was 5 myself, no need to take offense. We can be low self-esteem buddies.

            • blobbers

              My self-esteem is fine! A 5 is not bad : half of people are prettier than me, half are less pretty. But calling a "5" a "1" is a little mean, no? ;-) Don't really care.

              • Joeboy

                Sorry to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure the wording on the site (which I don't have open anymore) suggested 5 was below the "normal" range, which presumably means it's well below the median. I'd be extremely happy to hear some more flattering interpretation.

      • szatkus

        Same. Their algorithm is broken.

    • Hammershaft

      Interesting! I thought it would be purely based on facial symmetry.

      • mywittyname

        I took off my glasses and jumped 2.5 points. If it were measuring symmetry, that wouldn't happen.

        • majani

          To be blunt (like the AI is): glasses are a signal of a disability, similar to crutches, or neck braces

          • spdionis

            I took off my glasses and got barely any change. Most probably GP's glasses are very very ugly.

      • jjoonathan

        Bald guy here -- let me assure you, symmetry is not the only factor, not for the algorithm and not for the people it represents :)

  • vanderZwan

    Then you're missing the point the website makes about this and other algorithms like it being extremely unreliable. There are tons of biases in the training data, and not just ethnic/cultural ones mentioned. For starters, you're comparing a crappy webcam to a model that in all likelihood is based on people's best selfies.

    The model tries to fit you into a very narrow niche. On top of that it will do so poorly.

stackbutterflow

Interestingly, if you click on the ToS you end up on a page explaining how it works (can't link it).

The beauty scoring model was found on Github (this or this one). The models to predict age, gender and facial expression/emotion are part of FaceApiJS, which forms the backbone of this project. Do note that its developer doesn't fully divulge on which photos the models were trained. Also, FaceApiJS is bad at detecting "Asian guys".

Apparently some dating apps rates their users with these sort of algorithms. Maybe I'm living under a rock but I did not know that was a thing.

This project has received funding from the European Union’s Horizon 2020 research and innovation programme, under grant agreement No 786641.

  • schleck8

    How does a patchwork of APIs and open source pretrained models receive funding from the eu...

    • eurasiantiger

      Here is the project funding information page.

      https://cordis.europa.eu/project/id/786641

    • gspr

      Indeed - I was also surprised by this. One possibility, which I hope is true, is that the authors are funded for something else (some actual research). If they spent a few hours of their workday to throw this together, they might be obligated to cite their funding agency.

      I know for a fact that I've acknowledged funding agencies on papers about topics that were at best extremely tangential to my grant.

      A less flattering possibility is that they wanna use EU affiliation as a badge for respect for privacy or something like that.

      • tokai

        You have to label it clearly in your project if you have received Horizon money. It's a requirement from CORDIS. The funding is for the whole SHERPA project, not just for that page.'

        The first objective of SHERPA is to "represent and visualise the ethical and human rights challenges of SIS (artificial intelligence and big data analytics) through case studies". This page does that nicely. That it is put together with available resources instead of some over engineered solution is just a plus.

      • JackFr

        > they wanna use EU affiliation as a badge for respect for privacy or something like that.

        Literally my first thought.

chris_st

I think it's hilarious that it decided, based on the AI algorithm, that I lied about my age!

  • nightfeather

    Same here. The algorithm can't decide how old I am so it just told I lied that I'm not NaN years old.

  • pawelk

    Same here. I selected my real age and the algorithm thinks I'm 7 years younger than that (well, thanks I guess, but it is not me who's not telling the truth).

  • xeromal

    Probably cause you're not normal meaning you look young or old for your age? I think that actually makes a lot of sense.

    I'm pretty basic and it guess my age exactly. lol

    • chris_st

      I could have worded it better -- the funny bit to me, is that an article that's all about how these algorithms are questionable at best decided to side with the algorithm against my word!

      And, yeah, no one has ever accused me of being normal :-)

lampshades

I scored a 9 in beauty you ugly fucks.

And my expression was happy, unlike all you normal ugly folk.

  • dan1234

    9.4 here, which made me wonder if Apple's new webcams add some beautifying filters?

    The site also underestimated my age by 10 years (and then accused me of lying about my age!).

  • oreilles

    By moving my face to show my best profile, I managed to get a 10.1 in beauty. Yes, point 1. Don't know if the algorithm was being sarcastic.

  • Void_

    Am I on Reddit?

  • focusedone

    Showoff

  • pnut

    I got a 5.7 but can have any woman I desire in real life, so...

jzellis

Apparently I'm just shy of being fugly and look seven years younger than I am. Which is kind of damning with faint praise, but in a dark room when I'm barely awake? I'll take it.

needle0

It underestimated my age by 15 years. Not sure if this is due to the AI being biased or simply inaccurate in general. (I'm Asian, and from the experience of me and others, Asians tend to get their age greatly underestimated in the west.)

throwawayben

It gave me an attractiveness of 9.5, and 5-10 years younger than I am, which has actually given me a big boost of confidence. How strange.

  • mellavora

    I've heard that line works in any number of sales situations.

    And I have to say, thowawayben, that you are indeed one handsome devil. Please feel free to upvote my comment.

    • throwawayben

      I think my inclination is to trust the algorithm more than any humans, which is the interesting part! It gave me a confidence boost far more than I've felt when other people have told me such things.

hiisukun

Some interesting tidbits:

* There's a sortof hidden/unlabelled button - did you press it?

* Did you notice the nickname you were given, slowly building up over time?

* Do you have resting sad face? Or resting happy face?

  • toyg

    It might not be the best at dealing with facial hair. I was smiling most of the time and it said I was sad and disgusted by the doggie.

    • tinco

      It said I was said while looking at the doggy, but I think it was because I was trying to keep up with the messages it displayed while rendering the doggy and one of the messages said something about it trying to determine whether I am Donald Trump, which must've increased my frown a bit :P

  • Hamuko

    >Do you have resting sad face? Or resting happy face?

    Or a resting angry face.

systoll

Beauty score of 10.5 out of ten?

I’ll thank our AI overlords for the compliment, but I don’t think I’m off the charts attractive.

isaacfrond

Beauty score of 5.9 out of 10. Hmm. It may be average, but that I'm still a bit peeved.

  • bodge5000

    I wouldnt feel too bad. It said I was 8.2, and looking at the camera view I highly doubt that, so its probably not the most accurate

  • richrichardsson

    I don't recall if the score went from 1 to 10 or 0 to 10 (or even if they mentioned that). If it was the latter wouldn't that put you slightly over average beauty? Even if not, it could have been worse to be determined "less than average" by a machine!

  • karolist

    5.8 but scored 10 years younger than I actually am so I've got that going for me, which is ... I don't know.

  • q-big

    > but that I'm still a bit peeved.

    You are spoiled.

  • kurupt213

    Is beauty the right word?

  • TheHypnotist

    I blame the laptop lens

  • KptMarchewa

    4.2. Well.

memorable

> You are more attractive than 0% of the Spice Girls.

That hurts.

dspillett

Got my age to high, when in real life I usually get picked out as younger than I am. BMI was significantly off too. Can't argue with the not-pretty assessment though! Might give it another chance under better light later.

iopq

I am apparently 6 BMI higher and 5 years younger now

But the way it tells me that is I lied about my age (I didn't)

Wronnay

I tried different facial expressions and could influence the model from a 8 to 9.

Kinda reminds me of SingStar where I scored better if I simply sung louder - even if I sung a completely different text...

kennethh

Pretty cool to see it guess your age and BMI. Lots of interesting information. I also got the score violent average.

  • agent008t

    Morpheus: I was a prototype for Echelon IV. My instructions are to amuse visitors with information about themselves.

    JC Denton: I don't see anything amusing about spying on people.

    Morpheus: Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are.

    JC Denton: Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.

    Morpheus: The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

hericium

I'm mesmerized that so many of the HN crowd are willing to let some website take pictures of them in order to present some "funny/interesting results".

  • Accacin

    I'm mesmerized that you weren't able to validate that it works completely offline and instead decided to write a comment.

  • Joeboy

    There are already photos of me on the internet, which can be downloaded and analysed by anybody.

  • altdataseller

    It just goes to show you that the vast majority of ppl don't care about privacy (FWIW, I used the site as well and didn't care at all, didn't even read the disclaimer)

  • elzbardico

    I live in a big city where my face is captured in millions of frames by security cameras everyday.

    I used android devices, now I use an iphone, and I keep cloud accounts and personal photos backups with both companies. I have linked-in, facebook, instagram and handful of other accounts with varying levels of personal information.

    This cat is already out of the bag, and has been for quite some time.

  • muzani

    "funny/interesting results" is a lot better than the deal I get from Meta.

self_awareness

It guessed my age wrong, my BMI wrong, it got the thing that I came closer wrong, it got my expression wrong, and my attractiveness, which SHOULD be much higher ;)

  • rdrey

    Your username improves this comment :P

    I gamed the attractiveness model for as long as I could, trying different angles and glasses on/off and hit 9.2. If dating apps use a max() across pictures that would be great.

timwaagh

It put me at 82% put my age at 20 (I am 34 and visibly graying). This was the project of a student of a local uni so I'm not going to put too much stock in it. But as student projects go it's pretty slick.

  • drdaeman

    Heh. It got almost everything off. The only two things it got right were gender and that I've smiled.

    [?] Read terms - hah! I wanted to check what would happen if I don't tick the box. It let me through. I would've most likely read it otherwise.

    [?] Beauty - okay, I'm flattered.

    [-] Age - it thought I lied, made me almost ten years younger. I guess the model was trained to studio-quality photos, not what my camera had produced against a bright window.

    [+] Gender - yeah, it got me, I'm an attack helicopter^W^W^W^W. Just kidding, but yeah, the model had worked correctly.

    [-] BMI - it thought I'm overweight. I was underweight until very recently when I've started to work out and grew a bit of muscle making it to the lower threshold of "normal" BMI range.

    [-] Life expectancy - hard to argue about it, but it's probably somewhat off, because I've moved almost halfway across the globe.

    [-] Came closer - that was really weird because it thought I didn't, but I sure did. I've got at least 15cm closer, making my face from 1/4 screen tall to almost fit the it vertically. How it missed that is beyond me.

    [+] Expression - OK, yea, I think I've smiled. Not sure if that was at that doggy - I was mostly just grimacing at myself.

    So now it told me about my normalcy, I wonder the same thing - is that model normal, i.e. is it representative of what most people/companies why employ models like this actually use?

  • jmckib

    Meanwhile I was weirded out because it guessed my age exactly. I'm also 34 and I'd like to think I look a bit younger, but the algorithm doesn't agree.

    • mcv

      Same here. 48, but sometimes I think I look in my 30s. The system wasn't fooled.

  • ArrayBoundCheck

    It did the same for me, except I was 65% average

null0pointer

Surprisingly fun, I’m glad I allowed camera permission for this. My favorite subtle detail was the username on the camera view updating to reflect the different bits of information it was predicting about you.

patrulek

Almost perfectly guessed my age and BMI.

Attractiveness a lot higher than i would expect (but still in range). Could be that attractiveness is related to age and BMI?

Seems im not normal when it comes to looking at dogo (why people are so sad?)

It was fun, NGL.

  • NoboruWataya

    It was very "kind" to me, significantly underestimating my age and BMI.

    I never noticed the dog picture somehow, and I guess sad is my default facial expression.

  • w1nk

    Given the usual markers of attractiveness, wouldn't you expect age and weight to be strong predictors usually?

SLWW

I'm violently average.

That's fantastic; I enjoyed the presentation. It's pretty revealing.

Also the computer thinks i'm a 6.9 but also decided i was 6 years older than i actually am. What a wonderfully well executed demo.

It makes me question how computers handle attraction vs. age. I know from personal experience that I will think someone older is more attractive if they wear their age better. I consider myself a 3-4 but that's knowing my age, could there be a case where the perceived age affects the perceived beauty?

kyawzazaw

If anyone is interested on similar type of anthropology studies, check out Qoves Studio. (They also have a similar website and also a paid service by actual persons w/ experience and degrees.)

https://qoves.com https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnlvhYDQLq4d_C3JYEVnWAQ

  • rramadass

    This is great !

    I have often wanted to study about Beauty/Facial Expressions/Emotion Display etc. and had browsed Paul Ekman's books. Given how much we judge each other (most of the time, unconsciously) based on a snap view of the Face only, i believe this is an important subject for everybody to understand. Your Qoves Studio links (in particular; their Youtube channel) seem very interesting to gain more knowledge on this subject.

    Thanks for posting the links.

rayxi271828

I like this AI more than hotornot. The AI gave me 7.2 score, while at hotornot (this was... 20 years ago, at this point?) I don't think I ever even got a 6...

shubham_saboo

When prompted GPT-3 with this and asked to come up with a funny response, here is what I got - "I don't know, I can't calculate that."

mtbkvc

just realized i'm too ugly to even have an AI gf in the future. eye-opening software for me, never considered this as an option.

rossdavidh

This web page is a sycophant. It told me I looked 15 years younger than I do, and said my attractiveness was several points higher than empirical evidence from my 54 years of life have told me is the case. But it did also call me a liar, so not totally a sycophant I guess.

thegagne

Similar to https://stealingurfeelin.gs/ which was created with support from Mozilla.

cardosof

Based on algorithms like those, my 6-7ish beauty score would stop me from becoming a popular social media influencer if I wanted to. Isn't that lovely!

karaterobot

I was able to double my attractiveness by sticking out my tongue and squinting one of my eyes. Hold on for a minute while I update my tinder profile.

wonderwonder

Algorithm says I am a 4.5 on attractiveness but also says I am 12 years younger than I am. I don't know if I should feel insulted or happy. :)

  • mhandley

    Apparently I'm also ugly, but I'll take consolation in having 81 years more to live. Sadly, that's probably because my age came out as NaN. I'll just take that I'm ageless :)

seanp2k2

Nice demo. It was off by a decade (thought I was younger, marked me down as a liar about my age lol) and obviously the beauty score was too low.

cosmojg

Time to get laser eye surgery.

DreadLocks

Dreadlocked, black guy here. Got a "violently average" 72%, age was off by almost 10 years the AI thinks I am older than my real age, and my attractiveness was about 5, which given my human interactions, is very low haha. BMI was more or less accurate. Guess the training data isn't much for someone like me. Really cool though.

  • majani

    Same. They're definitely shaving off points for black features: dark skin, 4C hair, larger nose and lips. It is what it is man

whoomp12342

How normal am I?

> So! Lets talk about your face

Nope nope nope nope I am gone.

Nursie

This is fun, but it got my age very wrong, the first run through failed to guess at all, the second run through it underestimated by 13 years.

It underestimated my BMI a bit, though I am losing weight at the moment and my face does seem to be getting thinner so maybe that's thrown it, and generally it told me I'm quite attractive, so ... all good :)

Pakdef

> No personal data is sent to our server in any way. Nothing. Zilch. Nada. All the face detection algorithms will run on your own computer, in the browser.

> In this 'test' your face is compared with that of all the other people who came before you.

No data is sent, but your face is compared with that of all the other people that came before you....

  • debugnik

    At the end it asks whether you want to send your scores so they can adjust their metrics for who's normal. The models themselves are pretrained by third-parties so it's just comparing scores.

drakonka

This is very well done! Really fun data to draw people in coupled with genuinely interesting, educational voice-over.

tristanperry

Interesting for sure. The first time I done it, I had a beauty score of 5. I then put glasses on and got better lighting, and got up to a 7.

It kept saying my age was 18-20, but I'm 32.

Finally it kept predicting my BMI as 30+, even though it's 22.5.

So it was interesting, and a pretty cool tech demonstration, but it wasn't too accurate for me.

  • ccbccccbbcccbb

    How far is it from 'beauty score' to 'aryan score' ?

    • Volrath89

      I am far from white, with black hair, black beard and brown eyes and got a 9.5 on attractiveness...

      I think it's wrong though, judging by my "success" (lack of) with women.

CraftingLinks

Average Joe misses the point of the site.

par

It thinks I'm a lot skinnier than I actually am, and it thinks I'm uglier than I actually am. xD

sascha_sl

Adding a trans data point because it's fun how inaccurate this thing gets on edge cases

* It kept flipping between genders, pretty much exact 50% +-10%, until I put my hair down.

* BMI was flakey, but always hard out of range.

* It put me at age 16. I wish I was that young.

* Beauty score was, as expected, very not good.

swat535

Well.. Apparently I'm violently average, got a score of 7.5 somehow.

Oh, also I'm 60% better looking than spice girls (will certainly share this with news with my fiancee when she comes back).

It also somehow guessed my BMI correctly (very close), I got 21.5 score and my BMI is 22.

Impressive work!

WrtCdEvrydy

My Windows Machine has a weird bug where it uses the primary monitor as a webcam feed. Backfeeding that video gave me some interesting results.

https://imgur.com/a/2bBVv4t

astura

Are these real/standard algorithms? This site though I was 30 years younger than I am.

hirundo

This appears to be a modern variation of phrenology. That doesn't make it a hoax or useless, maybe phrenology was just analysing the wrong features of the head. But it should start with the same (skeptical) epistemic status.

t0bia_s

Why not just upload a portrait picture? Why camera access to random site?

merpnderp

I think the website has some bugs. The section results often appeared before the section finished loading and often the section video would never even run.

Hope he can figure out how to remove the bad data.

Madmallard

It said I was way heavier than I was, way younger than I was, and way more attractive than I am. All the while I was staring into it with good lighting. Me thinks it is not useful.

  • Hamuko

    It is useful when you think about that you might actually be evaluated like this in the future.

atum47

I'm more beautiful using my laptop camera (6.7) than my cellphone (5.6). I was serious on the cellphone and smiling on the laptop, this could also have tipped the scales.

  • atum47

    Also, my profile gets a higher score than the front of my face (8.2)

    • atum47

      it also thinks that I'm younger than I really am.

      • atum47

        not gonna lie, I'll probably use this new information about my pictures to hack my tinder profile.

        • atum47

          ladies will be matching with a 8.2 only to find out that he is a real life 5, haha

Moctogo

Well, I apparently look like a 31 year-old to this AI although I'm 39, so I'm considered a liar by it (them/him/her?) It's time to rejoice!

toolz

lol, my score went up two points just changing to a different webcam, also can confirm this works completely offline

guess I know which webcam I'm using from now on! xD

pedro_hab

It got a lot correctly about me, and put me at 92% normal.

I wonder if you are too far off "normal" it won't recognize you correctly, eg age.

It seems to be down rn

shaolinspirit

wow, got 8. guess I'm not that ugly as I thought.

  • tidenly

    I got a 7.4, but it went up to 8 when I changed the lighting. I wonder how much is based only on the face

kansface

My face was not recognized. I have glasses, a beard, and some crazy hair at the moment. Non-faced is far less normal than I expected.

Saint_Genet

I can’t help wondering how the AI would judge the clearly very attractive, but not white lady on the front page of the link.

MrBlueIncognito

Apparently there's a score of 10.1 too :D

fnands

My result: 45% Normal: "Pretty strange, in a sexy way."

Thanks, I guess? Got pretty close on age underestimated my BMI a little.

wruza

Has anyone tried sending non-face to it?

Saint_Genet

Almost got misgendered. I have long hair and shaved an hour ago, but still. Also, guessed I have a BMI of 20

Marinus

Doesn't detect the location of my face properly. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing :-)

  • dwringer

    This is what it did to me as well. Seemed to be picking up only the right side of my head, centered on my ear. I guess that means I can just double the number it gave me, right?

kurupt213

I must be a Monet because my score keeps going up as I move my camera further from my face

vhodges

Hehe... I wrote a FB app (circa 2008) called How Normal Am I? - it got pretty popular for the time.

mywittyname

This flagged me as lying about my age because it guessed that I'm 10 years younger than I am.

citizenpaul

This won't load for me. I assume its because I have a bunch of privacy protection stuff going?

What is it?

albinoloverats

Apparently I'm a sad 5 year old girl living in the US :-/

Who knew? Because I certainly didn't.

lom

Beauty, age, gender and BMI are all just `…` for me ?

Also sad to hear that my life expectancy is only 58

  • tinco

    It bases your life expectancy on your IP address... where do you live that has an average life expectancy of 58?

    • dan1234

      Not sure what db they're using for geolocating ips, but mine was miles off (thought I was US, but actually Europe, so not even the right registry!).

nottorp

Isn't this a dupe? Or I'm mixing channels and got it some other way before.

Alducer

very inaccurate generally, and the markers for eyebrows were just in random places...

tyiz

Camera access? Nice try, bye.

ccbccccbbcccbb

Should read

"How gullible am I for uploading my face to some random data harvester?"

davidkuennen

Very educational. Well done.

langsoul-com

My beauty score is average, racist AI xD

Also, very VERY interesting and informative project.

ksec

Great website. Now I know I am not only average but a liar and ugly.

cpfohl

This was cool. Well done.

upupandup

i can see this easily devolve into affiliate links to Korean cosmetic surgery hospitals. "but you could be PERFECT with just a chin tuck here...rhinoplasty there etc"

focusedone

36% Normal. "Pretty strange, in a sexy way"

OK, I'll take it.

mechanical_bear

Violently Average

mhh__

56% of people were sad when looking at the dog

k__

lol, I got a beauty score of 5.

Which isn't surprising, since I look like crap with that shitty cam.

aero-glide2

Beauty less than normal, sigh

Poppys

Seems to have been overrun.

cocochanel

more attractive than 100% of the spice girls. i'll take that :)

easrng

Wow, got my age exactly!

  • Taniwha

    mine was off by 40 years .... it said I lied about my age

    • jeffparsons

      When I saw that it said I lied about my age (it thought I was nearly 10 years younger), I wondered whether there was going to be another metric later about whether being accused of lying made you appear angry. I was disappointed by this one omission, but greatly enjoyed it overall!

    • drexlspivey

      in v2 you will have to upload your ID to convince it

    • tromp

      Same here, it underestimated my age by 31 years...

Shadonototra

I always find it funny when .eu websites for projects sponsored by the UE are all using registrar from the USA, and probably hosting all of their data in US datacenters, including code hosted on US platforms

And who knows what they do with the sensible data they manipulate as a result

How can this still happen nowadays, what a shame and what a waste of EU money

It clearly shows their lack of direction, ethics and care

https://cordis.europa.eu/project/id/786641

Total cost € 2 865 947,50

What a shame

  • tokai

    What are you on about? The registrar for the SHERPAR domain is Italian. hownormalami.eu is a minuscule part of the whole project. And it works offline so there nothing wrong with hosting it in the US when your data never hits their server.

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