SF Neighborhood Tired of Rising Crime Bands Together to Hire Security Force

Too bad the entire city can’t do this. You know, collect money from land owners and taking part of their income by administrative force and using it to hire people who can act as security guards. What a cool idea! Maybe my best startup idea yet! I’d call it Pol.ice because is puts Punks, Outsiders, and Losers on Ice.

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