In Which I Do Not Get Scammed and Also Learn Fun Facts About the Spiderman Theme

“Hey! Do you write originals?”

This initial question should have been a tip off.

I responded to this request to message me that came via Instagram with “What else would I write?”

Then came the pitch… I was being asked to write song for the questioner’s son’s birthday, which was next week. Just a simple 2 minute birthday song which will have his name mentioned lol