“This is why the iPhone's screen will always be 3.5 inches”

"Until a 4+ inch iPhone screen appears, and then adoring iFans will line up to call it revolutionary, exciting, even magical. And when those outside the Reality Distortion Field point out that other manufacturers did it first and Apple was only catching up to the competition, they'll say "yeah but Apple was the one who finally got it right". Presumably, by putting an Apple logo on the back."

When average people predict historical events. Hilarious!