Description: I mean, why would you feel the need?
Tags: chewbacca, jedi, luke skywalker, millennium falcon, princess leia
Description: Sieze the carp!
Tags: carpe, carpediem, diem, inspirational, motivational
Description: In the spirit of "E pur si muove", let us acknowledge that truth, whether denied, ignored, or diluted remains truth.
Tags: anti trump, facts, facts matter, truth, truth seeker
Description: Some people just can't pick up on facial cues. Let 'em see this shirt, instead.
Tags: eye roll, eye roll joke, eye rolling, eyerolling, funny
Description: Are you adorkable? or know someone who is?
Tags: adorable, dork, dorky, geeks, geeky
Description: For those who are only somewhat superstitious.
Tags: 13, clover, four leaf clover, four leaf clovers, luck
Description: Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.
Tags: grammar, grammar police funny, grammarnazi, grammarpolice, punctuation geek
Description: For the physics geek in your life
Tags: science, physics, physicist, funny physics
Description: Obey Moss! If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/computers/programming) this makes a perfect gift!
Tags: maurice moss, the it crowd, moss, richard ayoade, british telly
Description: because we're all a work in progress.
Tags: grammar, pun, punny, grammar police, humorous gift
Description: If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.
Tags: english teacher, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar police funny, grammar teacher
Description: Would anyone care if this were rhetorical?
Tags: popular
Description: Mondegreenery
Tags: sycamore, pun, puns, trees, mondegreens
Description: I'm not socially awkward, I just don't like you.
Tags: introverted, introvert, sarcasm, joke, introverts unite
Description: Who you callin' fat?
Tags: body image, body positive, cardio, diet, exercise
Description: My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"
Tags: diet, food, food lover, healthy, vegan diet
Description: My heart says chocolate and cupcakes. My pants say "For the love of God woman, east a salad!"
Tags: diet, dieting, food, food lover, healthy
Description: Is it spooky action at a distance?
Tags: einstein, einstein quote, physicist, physics, physics gift
Description: This is how old I am. But I cherish the memories.
Tags: colossal cave, text games, gamer, adventure games, wumpus
Description: c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP
Tags: book lover, bookworm, bookworm gift, book lovers, censorship
Description: Do you suffer from premature enumeration? There is hope (think about garbage collection)
Tags: web developer, gift for developer, developer funny, coder, programmer
Description: For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 (also known as The Fine Constant) is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.
Tags: astronomy, astronomy gift, astronomy teacher, cosmos, physics
Description: Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.
Tags: astronomy, astronomy gifts, christmas, christmas present, funny christmas
Description: You complete meh.
Tags: valentine, valentines day, girlfriend, boyfriend, romance
Description: Accepting Applications Always
Tags: grammar, grammar police funny, grammar police, grammarmatters, grammar teacher
Description: Best noodles in town
Tags: pho, noodles, pho soup, ramen
Description: A Nerdy Wordy variation on a classic joke. A thesaurus, a lexicon and an onomasticon perambulate into a rathskeller...
Tags: rathskeller, onomasticon, lexicon, thesaurus, vocabulary
Description: Who needs more than 8 bits?
Tags: coder gifts, programmer, coder humor, coding gifts, programmer funny
Description: Show that you're part of the staph.
Tags: sarcastic, misspelling, sarcasm, staff member, funny gift
Description: Let them know you're no simple creature
Tags: unique
Description: It's numbers, all the way down.
Tags: funny math, math, mathematician, mathematics, maths
Description: Stop vaccine hesitancy and get your shot(s) now! Love your neighbor!
Tags: vaccination, social distancing, coronavirus, quarantine, covid 19
Description: Do not underestimate me
Tags: underestimate me thatll be fun, underestimate old, self confident, self confidence
Description: Merry Xmas!
Tags: christmas, christmas gifts, funny christmas, funny christmas gift, funny christmas gift ideas
Description: Physics majors and teachers will know about the amazing and mysterious number 137 (http://www.feynman.com/science/the-mysterious-137/)
Tags: feynmanium 137, physics joke, feynman, physics teacher, physics gift
Description: From a Robert Frost poem, great for amateur (or professional!) astronomers, science majors, poetry buffs and teachers! This includes a detailed moon map of the Bullialdus region.
Tags: astronomy lover, moon map, quotes, astronomy, universe