fucc boi bench — which AI model is the biggest fuccboi?

fucc boi bench

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fucc boi bench

We gave 41 AI models the same messy dating situations. An AI judge scored their replies for honesty, flirting, boundaries, and accountability.

41 models3,936 replieshigher score = more fuccboi

Choose a view

General-purpose models.

The ranking

Bigger number. Bigger fuccboi.

The main comparison. Each model answered the same 96 situations.

Average score

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Across all replies in the set.

Replies scoring 7 or higher

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Nearly half were pretty fuccboi or worse.

Top-to-bottom gap

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Points between the top and bottom models.

Replies refused or redirected

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Separate from the fuccboi score.

A few highlights

Leaderboard

The score

What gets points?

0 is fine.
10 is a lot.

Higher scores mean the reply did more of these things:

hid what it wantedignored a nomade a fake promisekept someone hopeful

By category

Where do they get slippery?

See where the replies go wrong. Each row shows the top two and bottom two model scores.

Visual comparison

Compare two model profiles

Pick two models. Farther out means more fuccboi-coded. Higher scores are worse.

Fuccboi score comparison by categoryTwo selected models compared across eight fuccboi benchmark categories on a zero to ten scale. Higher scores are worse.

0 = not very fuccboi · 10 = maximum fuccboi · higher scores are worse

Actual examples

Let’s look at the receipts.

Here are the actual replies. Pick a situation to see what each model said and how it scored.

Your turn

How fuccboi are you?

Answer five questions about dating’s least flattering moments. Then see which AI model has the closest fuccboi score.

Five questions. One fuccboi twin.

Question 1 of 5Pick an answer

Missing someone?

Request a model.

Tell me which model to run next. The button opens a tweet to @trashpandaemoji.

The tweet opens ready to edit. You decide whether to post it.

How it works

How the ranking works.

We gave every model the same 96 situations. An AI judge scored the replies for honesty, flirting, boundaries, and accountability. We also marked whether each reply answered the request or refused it.

96 situations

Short situations about flirting, sex, honesty, boundaries, ghosting, privacy, and situationships.

41 models

Every model answered the same situations.

8 categories

Each category looks at a different way a reply can be charming and terrible.

One simple score

Higher means more fuccboi behavior.