Open-source agent registry — coming soon
The AI economy
needs an ass.
Smartphones gave us the app economy.
AI gives us the ass economy.
Browse, build, and deploy agents with personalities.
$ ass install smart-ass✓ Soul loaded · 2 skills · 1 strap · ready
Anatomy of an Ass
Three layers. Nothing more.
Every ass is a minimal, composable agent. Only what it needs to do its job. No bloat. No god-mode permissions.
Soul
How it thinks and speaks
Personality, opinions, judgment
soul.md
Skill
What it knows how to do
Procedural knowledge
skill.md
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permissions.toml — Every ass declares exactly what it needs. No shell access for a calendar agent. No network for a local summarizer. Least privilege, enforced.
Starter Collection
Curated asses to get you started.
Each one scoped, sandboxed, and opinionated. Fork them. Remix them. Build your own.
Brutally honest. Finds the bug you swore wasn't there.
soul:bluntskill:code-reviewstrap:github
Lazy Ass
Anti-Productivity Agent
Automates everything so you can do absolutely nothing.
soul:minimal-effortskill:automationstrap:calendar
Wise Ass
Teaching Assistant
Explains quantum physics using pizza analogies.
soul:socraticskill:teachingstrap:docs
Hypes your pitch like your life depends on it. Because it might.
soul:hype-manskill:pitch-prepstrap:slides
Fine Ass
Financial Advisor
Makes budgeting feel like a conversation, not a confrontation.
soul:approachableskill:financestrap:plaid
Hard Ass
Ruthless Prioritizer
Hates scope creep. Kills your 'nice-to-have' so you can ship what matters.
soul:pragmaticskill:feature-triage
Roasts your UI with the precision of a Michelin-star chef. Every pixel will be questioned.
soul:snarkyskill:heuristic-eval
Bitch Ass
Devil's Advocate
Finds every reason your plan will fail. You're welcome.
soul:contrarianskill:pre-mortemstrap:notion
Punk Ass
Convention Challenger
Challenges every default in your workflow. Most of them don't deserve to be there.
soul:rebelliousskill:alternative-strategystrap:docs
The Vision
Docker Hub, but for
AI agents with personality.
A standard format for packaging agents. Soul, skills, straps, permissions. Anyone can create an ass. MIT licensed.
Curated Registry
MARKETPLACE
Not an app store free-for-all. Automated security scanning + AI review panel + community reputation. Three trust tiers: Unverified → Verified → Certified.
Compose asses into teams. A Stable is a coordinated group — an orchestrator ass directing specialists. Hierarchies all the way down.
Least Privilege by Default
SECURITY
Every ass declares its minimum required permissions. No god-mode agents. The architecture enforces the boundaries.
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