Absurdly Optimized

Absurdly Optimized

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A glossy cinnamon roll under caramelized pecans in sticky syrup, white icing drizzled over the top and pooling on the plate, the soft crumb showing at the base

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Absurdly optimized cinnamon rolls

A cinnamon roll is two problems wrapped into one delicious spiral: a crumb that has to stay soft overnight and a filling that wants to melt and run out the side. We solved both from the food science, settled the family argument over yeast versus baking powder, and built a calculator that sizes the whole batch to your pan.

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