Uriel (1982-2012) was a "philosopher" and accomplished troll from the cat-v and suckless communities. He hated all things harmful so much that eventually he decided to give up and rm -rf himself. Since then, the Ghost of Uriel has been haunting /g/ from the grave, reminding users (in true autistic throws of passion) to not use harmful software.
Remember Uriel's legacy and don't use bloated software.