Things Have History

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An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across seventeen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

9 posts · 8500 BCE — 1340

Latest The poulaine, or how a pointed toe became a matter for Parliament

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

7 posts · 3500 BCE — 1386

Latest The Salisbury clock, or the machine that forgot to have a face

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

4 posts · 2900 BCE — 105 CE

Latest Trajan's Bridge, or how to cross a river by moving it first

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

5 posts · 4000 BCE — 1778

Latest The precise lift, or how a Hoxton locksmith beat the pick

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

5 posts · 11660 BCE — 150 CE

Latest Ptolemy's Geography and the grid that outlasted Rome

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

6 posts · 1876 — 1946

Latest The car phone, or how eighty pounds of vacuum tubes first put a telephone on the road

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

5 posts · 3000 BCE — 211 BCE

Latest The Roman denarius, or the coin that named money

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

5 posts · 3500 BCE — 1200 BCE

Latest Oracle bone script, or how the Shang talked to their ancestors

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

6 posts · 1952 — 1977

Latest The Atari 2600, or the machine Bushnell sold Atari to build

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

12 posts · 2300 BCE — 1911

Latest The trust that outgrew its name

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

8 posts · 350 BCE — 1943

Latest McCulloch and Pitts, or a mind made of thresholds

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

5 posts · 404 BCE — 1467

Latest Alberti's cipher disk: the wheel that broke frequency analysis

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

5 posts · 1962 — 1976

Latest EMACS, or the macro that became an editor

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

6 posts · 1967 — 1975

Latest The machine at the end of the hallway

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

5 posts · 1843 — 1957

Latest Fortran, or the compiler nobody believed in

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

1 post · 1769

Latest Cugnot's fardier: the first machine to move under its own power

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

1 post · 1454

Latest Qahwa and the Sufi monks of Aden