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Coming in Feb 2026, The Little Stepladder is a classic tale of unrequited height.
Don’t slam the seat on your way out
Even the Grim Reaper needs to unwind sometimes.
It’s what simply all the milk-white faceless cowboy mannekins are wearing this season.
The toilet is south facing.
On the first day God said “let there be light, and even if there isn’t any just take the photo, don’t worry about it”.
W.W. Jacobs’ classic horror story The Monkey’s Paw was originally called the Real Estate Agent’s Fingers.
Property includes Larry, who has been waiting for the circus to go by since 1994.
Remedial work may be required to deal with a recent outbreak of windows.
“Before we round up the rest of the ingredients, let’s just hear what the milk has to say for itself”
