Tech Event Bingo: Same conferences. Brighter delusions.

Tech Event Bingo

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Ideas. Demos.
Chaos. Repeat.
The cloud
will fix it (right?)

Your bingo card for everything tech is about to do.

Twenty-four things that might happen this year. Half will. The other half really shouldn't. Add your handle and the card is yours to post.

a sample card, shuffled just for you

  1. 'One more thing' is a tote bag
  2. Gemfile.lock printed as keynote
  3. PM writes the docs
  4. Meta stops saying 'metaverse'
  5. Rails 9 announced in keynote
  6. Developers say they love Jira
  7. Kubernetes explained in one line
  8. Broken leg fixed with a migration
  9. Node.js release nobody upgrades to
  10. COBOL rewritten over a weekend
  11. Crypto exchange gets hacked
  12. DHH goes back to macOS
  13. Free spaceWorks on my machine
  14. AI quits over low pay
  15. Anthropic ships during Google I/O
  16. Another 'year of Linux desktop'
  17. Hotwire Native app demo lags
  18. Startup pivots to defense tech
  19. 'Just getting started' in keynote
  20. Omarchy installed on badge scanners
  21. Founder posts 'stealth no more'
  22. Turbolinks apology tour
  23. Internet Explorer returns as AI
  24. Google kills another product
  25. Kamal demo waits on Wi-Fi

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