StatusDude — Uptime Monitoring for Everything You Run

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All systems operational

The Dude watches.
You sleep.

Uptime monitoring for websites, APIs, Kubernetes, and everything behind your firewall. Auto-discovered. Multi-region verified.

7 monitors free forever · No credit card

api.yourapp.com 99.97%

90 days ago Today

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Median alert latency

// capabilities

Not just pings.
Actual monitoring.

HTTP checks are table stakes. StatusDude verifies from multiple regions, tracks response time percentiles, and alerts through channels that actually work.

// behind the firewall

Your network stays locked.
Dude still sees everything.

Most tools only monitor what's public. Our agents live inside your infrastructure and report outward — no open ports, no VPN, no exposed endpoints.

Included on all plans

// pricing

Free to start. Fair when you scale.

Flat pricing, no per-seat traps, no per-check gotchas.

Your first monitor
in under a minute.

Paste a URL. That's it. Dude handles the rest.