Hi. It's me, the software you're using. I can't help but notice that you have notifications disabled. Not to worry, though; I can show you the system dialog to grant those permissions. Oh, sorry, is this a bad time? No problem. I'll check back with you in a few days.
Now that we're on the subject, I would be remiss if I didn't mention: using our app is so much better when logged in! Let me just redirect you over to our sign-in page. Not right now? That's fine. I'll remind you tomorrow!
Hey, can I ask you something? I don't want to be too forward, but I'm detecting some resistance here. Is there something I can do to help clear up your reservations? No? Okay, I totally get that. It's your computer. You're the one in control. However, it's really important to me that we get this software configured properly for the best experience, and I think if I can just explain myself you'll come around. For example:
Did you know that I can provide a richer experience if you grant me full access to your photo library? Just say the word and I'll make it happen! Ah—you'd rather not think about that now. No worries, I will follow up again later to make sure you don't forget.
One last thing before you go: Did you remember to donate? I would be happy to take care of that for you right now, or I can ask you again in 5 days.
Okay, I know I promised that was the last thing, but on your way out would you like to leave a review on the app store? If not, I'll touch base with you next week.
Thanks for taking the time to use this software! Each of our users are important to us, and we value your feedback. In fact, your feedback is so important to us that we've set up a helpful support portal with a search box for our knowledge base. That way you can search previous support answers and never have to worry about the hassle of getting in touch with another human. Anyway, I look forward to the next time we meet!
ps. your OS would like to perform an upgrade. Should I tell it to go ahead, or have it check back in tomorrow?