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Q: How do I get Notepad.exe?
A: Download and purchase Notepad.exe or try the free version with core features. You can also subscribe to receive information about releases.
Q: Is Notepad.exe an IDE or a text editor?
A: Both! It's a lightweight IDE with code completion, live error detection, and instant execution - but without the bloat of traditional IDEs. Think of it as Xcode Playgrounds done right.
Q: Wait, isn't Notepad.exe the Windows Notepad? Why name a Mac app ".exe"?
A: You caught me! Yes, it's intentionally ironic - naming a native macOS app with a ".exe" extension is the kind of rebellious humor that makes developers smile (or groan). It's a playful nod to the simplicity of Windows Notepad while being the exact opposite: a code editor for Swift, Python, and JavaScript built exclusively for Mac. Think of it as the ultimate plot twist in the code editor story. Plus, it makes for great conversation starters at tech meetups!
Q: When will you support language X?
A: We've got Swift, Python, and JavaScript covered. More languages? Maybe. Stay tuned!
Q: Can't I just use (insert tool you have an opinion about)?
A: Sure, why not? Go ahead and be a rebel!
Q: (Tool you have an opinion about) does it better.
A: That's fantastic news! More power to you and your tool-wielding skills!
Q: Why?
A: Because I can... and also because unicorns told me so.
Q: Is this Swift Studio?
A: It might transform into one after midnight. Who knows?
Q: Why isn't it open source?
A: For very mysterious reasons, like protecting the last piece of grandma's secret pie recipe. Plus, parts are open source on GitHub, so I'm not a total villain!
Q: I could build it over the weekend myself?
A: Go for it! Just make sure to send me a postcard when you're done.
Q: Why don't you just...?
A: Yes! Wait, what was the question again?
Q: It looks like CodeRunner with some AI sprinkled in?
A: Sure, and my toaster's a space shuttle. But hey, great detective work, Sherlock!
Q: Do I need Xcode installed?
A: Notepad.exe works with just Swift Toolchain installed, but having the SDK from Xcode allows you to run applications. It's like having both the recipe and the oven!
Q: Can I develop iOS apps with Notepad.exe?
A: I spent months adding iOS simulators just so you could ask this question. Yes, it runs iOS code now. Your iPhone apps can finally escape Xcode's loving embrace!
Q: Does Notepad.exe have vim mode?
A: No, I'm not doing vim mode. However, there's an app named kindaVim (kindavim.app) that is 100% compatible with Notepad.exe, and I recommend using it!
Q: Did anyone actually ask these questions?
A: Nope, but it feels good to pretend they did!