Finally, a chat widget that's upfront about not helping you. Click the purple button in the bottom right to see it in action.
ahem! what do you expect us to share? we have NOTHING 🙄
🙄
Maximally Unhelpful
Every response is carefully crafted to get you to give up and just Google it yourself.
📋
Ticket System™
Submit detailed tickets that will be assigned Priority: 🥴 and responded to never.
🏢
Office Hours
We do have an office. We're just never there. But you're welcome to stop by tomorrow.
Two lines of code
<script src="no-customer-support.js"></script>
<script>
noCustomerSupport.init({
brandName: "Acme Corp",
twitterHandle: "@acmesupport",
themeColor: "#6366f1",
position: "bottom-right"
});
</script>
That's it. No npm install. No webpack config. No consultants. Just chaos.
Pricing
Simple, transparent, and exactly what you'd expect.
Free
$0/mo
- ✅ Unlimited ignored tickets
- ✅ Infinite typing indicators
- ✅ Priority: 🥴 support
- ✅ One peeking animal
- ❌ Actual help
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Pro
$0/mo
- ✅ Everything in Free
- ✅ Also no help
- ✅ Dog and cat
- ✅ Fake human agent (Sarah)
- ❌ Still no actual help
Enterprise
$0/mo
- ✅ Everything in Pro
- ✅ Custom office address to give out
- ✅ Dedicated void for your feedback
- ✅ SLA: Never™, guaranteed
- ❌ A single human being