Whoa, a non-technical article! Look at that!
I recently finished my first year at RIT, and as a result have moved back into my bedroom at home. I had a hell of a lot of stuff with me in my dorm, and unpacking all of that was a week long project, because there was a lot of “well to unpack this bag I need to put stuff in here, but there’s already stuff in here so I need to clear this out first”. It was quite the process, but I’m finally all settled in again.
Once I had most of the organization done, I turned to actually cleaning up. Surfaces needed dusting after having sat untouched for months, and the floor really needed to be vacuumed. Additionally, I decided vacuum and dust the area under and behind my bed, since it sits up against two walls which leaves that area untouched during most cleaning. Once I had that done, it was time to try and utilize the space under my bed more effectively, since I cleared out a bunch of random crap I had been storing under there since I was like 11. My room is a dusty place, so I figured that anything under there should be in a bin (and I already had one, so I knew that bins that would fit under there exist).
The main thing that I needed to put into a bin for safe storage is my beloved Apple IIe:
Apple IIe Platinum! Such a nice looking computer, I really gotta do more with it.
It’s lived under my bed for a while, but like I said I wanted anything going back under my bed post-cleaning to be in a bin for safe keeping and so it isn’t super dusty every time I pull it out. I measured the width of the Apple II before going to get a bin, and it was 15” (38.1 cm) wide. Awesome. I went to Target, and found a bin advertising the following dimensions:
It claims to be 6 1/2” x 16 1/2” x 24” (16.5cm x 41.9cm x 60.9cm).
This bin seemed great. 16 1/2” (41.9 cm) is certainly > 15” (38.1 cm), so my Apple II should fit no problem, right?
Right?
Well that’s not right.
Hmm.
It would appear as though my 15” (38.1 cm) wide item does not fit into my supposedly 16 1/2” (41.9 cm) wide bin. That’s a tad problematic.
Obviously, I had to investigate this. I remeasured my Apple II first just to be sure it wasn’t my fault somehow, but nope, still 15” (38.1 cm). My initial assumption from there was that Target (and to be clear, this bin is from one of Target’s own brands) was just embellishing the width of the bin by including the plastic that sticks out beyond the sides of the bin in their 16 1/2” (41.9 cm) figure. That would be dumb and misleading, don’t get me wrong, but I could at least see how we got from A to B if that were the case. I pulled out a measuring tape, measured from the outer edges of the plastic across the bin, and…
Still not quite right…
Well that’s odd. The absolute widest part of the bin is only 15 1/2” (39.4 cm). Last I checked, that’s less than 16 1/2” (41.9 cm). And as an extra data point, I measured the actual usable space in the bin:
A whole inch further from the target.
Just about 14 1/2” (36.8 cm). That’s a full 2” (5.1 cm) less than what’s being advertised! No wonder my Apple II can be perched majestically on top of it.
I figured that while I was measuring things, I would check their other dimensions as well. If they’re going to be 2” (5.1 cm) off on usable space width-wise, it wouldn’t be crazy to think they might also be lying about the depth. And sure enough:
Closer than the width was, but still wrong.
Just under 23 1/2” (59.7 cm) is certainly much closer to the target of 24” (61 cm) than the width was to 16 1/2” (41.9 cm), but that’s still noticeably shorter than printed. On top of that, there’s a lip in the inside of the bin, so the usable depth is actually substantially shorter than what you’d get if you just measured the inside at the top. And so I measured that:
And now we’re much farther.
21” (53.3 cm)! So we’re 2” (5.1 cm) short on width, and 3” (7.6 cm) short on depth. Awesome. Cool.
The only dimension they didn’t lie about was the height. I measured the height of the bin, lid on like how I’d expect it to be measured, and it actually came out to the 6 1/2” (16.5 cm) promised. But for the other two, they’re just very incorrect, and so the bin is very unhelpful.
Could this be an honest mistake? I mean I guess? But this feels deliberate in some way. The numbers feel too far off to just be simple measurement errors, but way too close for this to be a situation where the labels got swapped around between differently sized bins during manufacturing or something. And while I may not have a definite answer, I do have a theory. Target, like all giant corporations, are no strangers to shrinkflation. It wouldn’t seem completely insane to me that they could have reduced this bin’s size by a little bit at some point and continued to use the old labels, because nobody is going to miss a couple inches, right? Yknow, on the thing sold in specific sizes to be able to fit different things. One of the places where the dimensions actually kinda matter a lot.
Maybe I’m wrong, but it’s also not like I’m concerned about slandering Target. It’s not like corporate is particularly fond of my existence, so fuck them. I’m just beholden to their plastic storage bins, because there aren’t a lot of upstanding choices nearby. Walmart? Amazon? Not really any winners. And hey, they’re going to be giving me my $8 back anyway since their incorrect measurements make the product useless to me. And I got a fun blog article out of it! I think I won in this exchange.
I hope my tone comes across the way I’m intending here, because I’m really not that mad, I’m just baffled that they sell bins labeled this way. I felt like I was actually going insane for a moment when I tried to put the Apple II in and it didn’t fit. The measurements being so majorly incorrect is honestly pretty funny to me, so I felt like I needed to document it in the form of a blog article so I can share my confusion and mild annoyance with everyone. And I hope the break from technical posts was fun.
Now… about that TigerDine article I owed ya.