Slow Light Communications

The new Illuminati Ganga Order Processing stations are now set up and running. These technological wonders communicate the wishes of the Ancient Grand Masters of Illuminati Ganga all over the world using light beams that are caught by laser-dressed cold atom equipped receivers.

The light, traveling through a clear region of Bose-Einstein condensation, slows to a speed one tenth of a millionth of the normal speed of light in a vacuum (approximately 17 meters per second). At such greatly reduced speeds the individual particles can be parsed for their instructions and beamed directly into the human mind!

Have your brain linked over our mental net!

Remember, if you are currently hearing disembodied voices and you aren’t equipped with a digital orientation and order handling interface, Cranial (Kaus-Erhmann) yoke or D.O.O.H.I.C.K.E.Y — you’re wacko!

RECENT SLOW LIGHT COMMUNICATIONS OF THE ANCIENTS!

Poetry requires the freedom to make the “Wild Choice”, the freedom which destroys other freedoms in its search for perfection.

You can lead on an old horse but you can’t teach it to drink like a fish, screw like a driver, or otherwise get busy like a beaver. I don’t care no how, no way, it can’t be done — no money is an objection.

— IG Agent 77

We Manipulate Reality so you don’t have to.

To remove the element of play, and to miss surprise is the true stamp of adulthood and its immediate segue into irrelevance, old age, and failing of the mental apparatus that follows.

This whole laying down with pigs thing is just a social commentary on where we get our funding

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