Language Log

Below is a guest post by Matt Rips (and Google Gemini).

In a discussion of linguistic matters, an LLM began using a word, an adjective, repeatedly, to describe a concept. The word does not exist. There were multiple instances, such as:

One possible explanation for the tendency of quantified plural event nominals to resist direct actorive eventuality recovery is that many such nominals encode inherently multi-party relational events.

This word does not show up in OED, Google, etc. It is not an English word. Google AI suggests: “if you are studying historical texts or phonetics, you might find it useful to know that "actorive" is an archaic or reconstructed variant that sometimes appears in early phonetic research or mistranscribed Latin."

Listening a couple of days ago to the radio program Exploring Music, I learned something about English morphology. The episode broadcast on 5/18/2026 has the title "What else ya got?", and host Bill McGlaughlin introduces it this way:

Today during our graduation party, I was chatting with our M.A. students from China.  The question of anxiety came up — anxiety about getting a job and / or keeping one.

I said, yes, I noticed that some of your classmates are worrywarts, and told them that we have many other colloquial words for such folk (fussbudgets, fussbuttons, nervous nellies, and so on) in English.  They were fascinated by these quixotic terms, so I asked them if they had any similar words in Chinese.  Since they couldn't readily offer any, I invented one on the spot:  zhāojíguǐ 著急鬼 (lit., "anxious ghost").  Of course, we all knew that wasn't an authentic sinicism, and I myself wasn't satisfied with it, so I pushed them a little harder:  "Are you sure you don't have such  term in your online messaging and the like?" Finally, one of them volunteered that she uses "green banana" in the same sense as "worrywart", and several others chimed in that they did too.

• "What Is Laughter?" Almeida, Abilio. Humanities and Social Sciences Communications (May 9, 2026). https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-026-07432-4.

• "A Sentence Is Worth a Thousand Pictures: Can Large Language Models Understand Hum4n L4ngu4ge and the W0rld behind W0rds?" Leivada, Evelina et al. Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society A: Mathematical, Physical and Engineering Sciences 384, no. 2320 (May 14, 2026): 20250008. https://royalsocietypublishing.org/rsta/article/384/2320/20250008/481681/A-sentence-is-worth-a-thousand-pictures-can-large.

From the renowned cartoonist, Rebel Pepper

"What Happens When We Lose a Language?" by Sophia Smith Galer, The Guardian (5/12/26)

The Ubykhs are people I've known about for half a century, but now I wish that I knew them better.

We are lucky to know anything at all about the Ubykh language. In the 1800s, tens of thousands of people spoke it on the Black Sea coast. When Russia conquered the region, the Ubykhs resisted until they were forced into exile in the Ottoman empire. Transported thousands of miles by a traumatised community now scattered across Turkey, Ubykh survived until 1992 when its last fluent speaker died. It was one of at least 244 languages that has become extinct since 1950, and soon – unless anything changes – my grandmother’s language will have joined them.

You may remember the "Customer Experience Manager" named Steven Dreibelbis whom I met in a Home Depot about half a year ago (see the post I wrote about him and his surname, the first entry in "Selected readings" below).  This afternoon, I received the following communication from his father:

This is James (Jim) Dreibelbis, father of the Steven Dreibelbis mentioned in the original post on your Language Log. Steven's son, Esteban Dreibelbis, a student at Drexel, found and sent me this interesting discussion on our family name. 

Some years ago I was historian for the Dreibelbis Cousins of America, an association of Dreibelbis related individuals, so I can provide some relevant background. The Dreibelbis are all descendants (with their relations) of John Jacob Dreibelbis, who came to Philadelphia from Rotterdam on the ship Mary of London, on September 26, 1732. He was the son of Jacob Treibelbiss of Hassloch, Germany, though the family had moved there from the village of Hemmenthal, in the Canton of Schauffhausen, Switzerland.

Keywords

Homer; Berlin and Kay; Jules Davidoff; Himba; Sapir-Whorf hypothesis (linguistic relativity); pigment synthesis; lapis lazuli; Russian; goluboy, siniy; time; space; emotions; William Gladstone; κύανος > κυανός > cyan

On May 9, M. Paul Shore sent this note to me:

A belated thank-you for the April 22nd Galuppi (1706-1785) link*.  I’d never heard of him.  That whole Baroque-to-Classical transition phase is a fascinating and enjoyable but underappreciated one.  The composers from that phase who get the most attention (and deservedly so) are two of J.S. Bach’s sons, J.C. and C.P.E.

*"A bridge between Baroque & Classical"