Their words.
Honestly translated.
because nobody reads them, including their lawyers
We read 525,000+ words of privacy policy fine print — the equivalent of reading War and Peace twice — so you don't have to.
BROWSE COMPANIES → DARK PATTERNSTODAY'S EXHIBIT · META, INC. · §4.2
"We value your privacy" — a textual analysis.
META PRIVACY POLICY · §4.2 · LAST UPDATED MAY 2026
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VERDICT: F
How this works.
01
We read it.
Every clause. Every footnote. Yes, the part nobody reads.
02
We translate.
From legal-ese into "what your friend who hates them would say."
03
We grade.
A through F. Most get F. We're not sorry.