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cookiesfeat: shoot all cookies on sight2 minutes ago
duct-tapefeat: load-bearing duct tapeyesterday
schrottplatzrefactor: move everything here3 years ago
srcfix: undo the fix that fixed the fix4 hours ago
.gitignorechore: ignore problems2 years ago
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README.mddocs: add projectstoday

README Code of conduct DTPL-2.0 license Security

schrottwerk industries AG GmbH eV .dev

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We build things that should not work, then weld them until they do. Below is everything currently in production (definition of production: it loads).

Projects

    Installation

    git clone https://github.meme/schrottwerk-industries/GitHub??
    cd GitHub??
    duct-tape --apply --everywhere
    make it-work    # may require welding

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    Contributing

    Pull requests are welcome. They will be welded into place.