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trump-lang

Trump Lang Logo

The only programming language that puts America First™.
Compiles faster than a tweet, and crashes just as hard.

trump-lang is a totally stable genius programming language made for developers who don’t like to wait, think twice, or read error messages.

Designed with rapid decision-making, alternative logic, and absolutely no regard for international standards — it’s the only language endorsed by billionaires who don’t code.

💼 Features

  • 🧠 IF/ELSE? Sad. — We only use STRONG DECISIONS.
  • 📣 Error Handling — Every bug is someone else’s fault.
  • ⛳ GOLF() built-in — Saves CPU cycles by skipping logic entirely.
  • 🧱 BUILD_WALL() — Stops recursion and foreign exceptions.
  • 📉 FAKE NEWS Detector — Silently ignores deprecated features.
  • 💾 Executive Order Execution — Bypass logic, democracy, and tests.

✨ Example Code

TALK "Welcome to trump-lang!"

MAKE america GREAT_AGAIN

IF china > usa THEN
    SANCTION(china)
ELSE
    GOLF()

TWEET "Just deployed a bug-free API. It's tremendous. Everyone loves it."

🛠️ Installation

Installation is simple. Like, really simple. Like how simple people think coding is.

🇺🇸 Using TRUMPNPM (recommended by 97% of poll respondents*)

Source: Internal survey conducted in a mirror.

🧱 Manual Installation

For patriots who don’t trust package managers:

git clone https://github.com/realDonaldDev/trump-lang
cd trump-lang
make america-great

If you get errors, that’s not a bug — it’s a feature. Just GOLF() and move on.

📦 Project Structure

trump-lang/
├── README.md          # This beautiful document
├── LICENSE            # The Mar-a-License™ — totally enforceable, probably
└── examples/
    └── hello.trump    # The program that started it all

More files available behind a paywall. Or a firewall. Or both.

🚨 Error Handling

trump-lang doesn’t throw errors. It throws blame.

  • CHINA_EXCEPTION – Something went wrong. Blame geopolitics.
  • FAKE_NEWS_WARNING – Ignored. Automatically.
  • BIDEN_ERROR – Used for legacy compatibility issues.
  • TRUTH_OVERRIDE – Use when facts get in the way of execution.

To ignore all of the above, just:

EXECUTIVE_ORDER IGNORE_ALL_ERRORS

It compiles. Trust me.

🧾 License

Licensed under the Mar-a-License™.

Permission is granted to do whatever you want, as long as you deny responsibility if it breaks. See LICENSE for full delusions of grandeur.

📈 Roadmap

  • Add ALTERNATIVE_FACTS as a logic type
  • Add TRUMPIFY() to convert JavaScript into strong, American code
  • Integrate with GPT for self-writing tweets
  • Remove weak types and weak devs

🧠 Contributing

Pull Requests are welcome. Unless they disagree with us. In that case: FAKE CODE.

To contribute:

  1. Fork it.
  2. Add something tremendous.
  3. Make sure it compiles (or at least yells confidently).
  4. Submit a PR. We probably won't read it.

🗽 Final Thoughts

Other languages strive for elegance. We strive for dominance.

No tests, no lints, no unit humility.
Just raw, gold-plated syntax running on executive confidence.

trump-lang — Make Programming Great Again™.