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deploy your slop using AI inference

what is this

yeet deploys your application using AI inference. That's it. That's the whole thing.

yeet has no arguments and works on the current directory.

The yoten command finds where it was yeeted and delivers the facts about where the slop was slapped and whether it is fire or not.

installation

or if you're old school:

or if you're based:

usage

yeet - deploy your slop

That's it. yeet will:

  1. Analyze your project using Claude
  2. Figure out what kind of slop you're shipping
  3. Tell you exactly what commands to run to deploy it
  4. Judge your tech stack (optional but guaranteed)
  5. Save your deployment URL so you can check if it's fire later

yoten - check if your slop is fire

yoten will:

  1. Find where you yeeted your slop
  2. Hit that URL
  3. Determine if it's fire 🔥, mid, or cooked 💀
  4. Roast you accordingly

requirements

  • Python 3.12+
  • An Anthropic API key (set ANTHROPIC_API_KEY env var)
  • The audacity to ship

output examples

$ yeet
analyzing slop...
asking claude what this slop is...

╭─ Analysis Complete ─╮
│ Detected: Next.js    │
│ Platform: Vercel     │
│ Why: vercel literally│
│ made next.js bestie  │
╰──────────────────────╯

your tech stack is more bloated than a webpack bundle

Run these commands to yeet your slop:
  1. npm install -g vercel
  2. vercel --prod
  ...

$ yoten
╭─ yoten - check if your slop is fire ─╮

Your Next.js app was yeeted to Vercel 2 hours ago
URL: https://my-app.vercel.app

checking if it's fire...
your slop is fire 🔥 no cap
Status: 200 | Response time: 0.34s

faq

Q: Does this actually work? A: Surprisingly yes

Q: Should I use this in production? A: That's between you and god

Q: Why? A: Someone tweeted it and I made it real

Q: What platforms does it support? A: Whatever Claude thinks is best. Usually Fly.io, Vercel, Railway, Render, Netlify, or your mom's basement

Q: Can I configure it? A: No. Zero config. That's the whole vibe.

Q: What if it's wrong? A: Then Claude was wrong and you should yell at Claude not me

Q: My deployment failed A: Skill issue

license

MIT or whatever. I literally don't care. Fork it. Ship it. Yeet it.

contributing

PRs welcome if they're funny or actually useful. Preferably both.

credits

  • Inspired by this tweet
  • Powered by Claude (Anthropic)
  • Built with uv because pip is for boomers
  • Vibes: immaculate

slop responsibly 🫡