poo.js
A friend told me that there were no more three or four letter word npm module names available. I found poo was available, so I took it. What now Alex?!
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Usage
Require the module
var poo = require('poo');
Functionality
poo(); // Will draw you a picture of poo in the console. poo.thesaurus(); // Returns a random synonym for poo. poo.palindrome(); // Returns a palindrome for poop. poo.fact(); // Returns a random fact about poo! poo.translate(); // Returns a random translation of poo!