2026 Entrance Exam: Department of Computational Metaphysics
Release Version: v.2026.01 Examiner: Unknown Status: Open for candidates.
Overview
This repository contains the official final examination for the 2026 intake. The problems cover a trans-disciplinary syllabus including:
- Non-Perturbative Dynamics & Resurgent Structure
- Derived Categories & Homological Algebra
- Quantum Computational Complexity
- Topological Field Theory (TQFT)
- Debugging the Universal Simulation
Prerequisite Knowledge
Candidates are expected to be familiar with the following "basic" concepts:
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$SL(2, \mathbb{R})$ reparametrization and Schwarzian derivatives. - The Cobordism Hypothesis for fully dualizable objects.
- NLTS (No Low-energy Trivial States) theorem.
- Rust-based memory safety applied to Black Hole thermodynamics.
Instructions
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Do not attempt to solve if your local curvature exceeds
$K=-1$ . - All proofs must terminate in a punchline. Non-humorous proofs will be considered non-unitary and discarded.
- The exam ends upon Proton Decay. Please manage your time accordingly.
About the Author
- Formal Education: High School Graduate(Self-taught in the dropout of human sociaty).
- Current Objective: Redesigning the future. Building an Artificial Partner (AP) to end human loneliness.
- Location: ”Somewhere on Earth (currently manifesting in Japan)”
"If the system does not see you, become the one who defines the system."