Justification
Politics is crazy, experts are barmy, it's time to start listening to that guy in the pub who says
I Rekon™, we need a new assertion framework to make Britain great again!
This assertion library represents the views of 51% of the British public, if you've got an issue with it, speak to Her Royal Highness' Army, I'm sure they'd love to listen to your whining.
Usage
const iRekon = require('irekon'); // E(U)S6 Modules are from the EU const costOfBrexit = sum("About 40 billion"); iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).isNoneOfTheirBusiness(); // 🍻 iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).ifYouAskMeIs("Worth It"); // True iRekon.that("Brexit").means(); // Depends on the will of the people global.specialRelationships === undefined; // True global.tradeDeals === []; // True iRekon.that("BREXIT").shouldHaveHappened() .then(() => console.log('🎉')) // Always resolves... Probably .catch(() => console.log('Blame Corbyn')); iRekon.eu .catch(() => console.log('Bloody Brussels bEUrocrats 🖕')); /* 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 All Tests Pass It's probably fine. -- God Save The Queen 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 */
Who/When?
This GitHub organisation, along with 2 NPM packages and a PR to The Daily Mail were all created by a bunch of nerds at SocratesUK 2018 - A Software Craftmanship conference.
The software was "Mob Programmed" by about 20 people, and 3 bottles of Whisky, it exhibits very little Software Craftmanship.
Among them were:
Contributing
PRs will only be accepted from Blue British Passport holders who believe in the re-instituting the empire.
Britain never trembles.
God save the Queen.