A sad poem, written in Javascript

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	// Replacing callbacks with scumbacks
	// Promises to call you back but then doesn't
	// Getting your hopes up again
	// and again

	var brokenPromise = {
	then: doesnt
	};
	function doesnt(callback){
	return brokenPromise;
	}