Fuck Animations

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Every swipe, tap and app launch makes you
wait for an animation.

Those quarter-second flourishes feel free. They aren't. Add them up across a lifetime of phones, tablets and laptops and you're losing real chunks of your life watching things slide, fade and bounce.

Over the rest of your life, you'll lose roughly

days

just waiting for animations to finish.

  • per day
  • per year
  • days, lifetime

Wasted just sitting on this page reading: 0.0s

    Stop the bleeding → turn animations off

    And it's not just your phone

    Once you start noticing the little spinners and slides, you can't stop. Animations tax you on screens you don't even think of as computers — and most of them you can't turn off. You just wait.

    • 🏧

      ATMs

      "Please wait…" while cash you already asked for slides on screen.

    • 🛒

      Self-checkout & kiosks

      Every fast-food and airport screen fades between steps. Times a queue of twelve people.

    • 🚗

      Your car

      Infotainment boots with a logo animation. The reversing camera fades in as you're reversing.

    • Your watch

      A flick of the wrist, then a half-second bloom before the time appears.

    • 📺

      Smart TVs

      Menus that glide. App launchers that breathe. A remote press, then a polite pause.

    • Gas pumps

      Touch "Pay", watch a transition, touch "Yes", watch another. In the cold.

    • 🛗

      Elevators & signage

      Floor numbers that swoosh. Departure boards that flip for flair, not function.

    • 🎮

      Consoles & everything else

      Game stores, thermostats, fridges with screens — all padding clicks with motion.

    You can't flip a switch on the gas pump. But the devices you own? Those you can fix in under a minute. Start here.

    Feel the difference

    Same app launch, two phones. One waits for an animation; one just happens. Tap to open — no GIF, this is live.

    With animations

    Animations off

    Tap both a few times. The one on the right is what your whole device could feel like.

    Turn the damn things off

    Pick your device. Most of these take under a minute and make everything feel instant.

    Checking your browser…

    This box reads your device's actual "reduce motion" setting.

    iOS & iPadOS — Reduce Motion

    1. Open Settings.
    2. Tap Accessibility.
    3. Tap Motion.
    4. Turn on Reduce Motion. This kills the zoom-in/zoom-out app launch animations, parallax wallpaper and most slide transitions.
    5. While you're there, turn on Prefer Cross-Fade Transitions for even snappier app switching.

    Bonus In Settings → Accessibility → Motion you can also disable Auto-Play Message Effects and Auto-Play Video Previews.

    "It's only a third of a second"

    Yeah — and you'll do it a million times

    A 350ms animation is invisible once. Repeat it 20,000 times a day for 50 years and it becomes weeks of your one finite life spent staring at a loading flourish.

    Off isn't ugly — it's instant

    Turning animations off doesn't make your device worse. It makes it feel like it's reading your mind. Taps register immediately. Apps just appear.

    It's also better for your battery & brain

    Fewer animations mean less GPU work, less battery drain, and less motion sickness for the millions of people who get queasy from parallax and zoom effects.