f0rtune500 — satirical resume generator

Your resume, but at iconic defunct American companies.

Fill out the form. Get a clean resume full of bankrupt Fortune 500 names.

No one can prove you didn't work at these companies.

Your name

Industry

Retail Tech & Internet Finance & Banking Media & Entertainment Airlines & Travel Automotive Food & Restaurants Energy & Utilities

Career level

Entry Level Mid-Level Senior Executive C-Suite

Optional flair

All of this is optional. Some of it is a joke. None of it is required.

Sign-off optional

Blood type HR loves this

Email optional

Phone optional

Location optional

LinkedIn optional

Portfolio url or handle

GitHub username

Dribbble username

Spotify username

SoundCloud username

PornHub username

MySpace because why not

Friendster the original

Everything runs in your browser.
Nothing is sent anywhere.

an 0fam app · satire, not career advicev20260420-36