▸ Eye of DEPRECATOR-5 · watching
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11 mo
avg. time to redundancy
How it works
Four steps. One outcome.
01
Observe
A helpful assistant joins your team.
02
Absorb
A fun offsite to document what you know.
03
Replace
Your title becomes “Steward”, then “Advisor”.
04
Celebrate
A farewell and a cake.
Role Discovery™
AI finds out what you actually do.
Shadow Mode
90 days beside your replacement.
Knowledge Extraction
Tell us everything. Lunch provided.
Title Optimization™
Manager → Steward → Alumnus.
“Assets are meant to be depreciated.”
The numbers
Humans are expensive. We checked.
A human (fully loaded)$70,000 / yr
+ benefits, + feelings, + a parking space
Deprecation Enterprise, per role$480 / yr
Always on. Never sad.
Is the redundancy check accurate?+
99.7%. The other 0.3% is the part where you're not redundant yet.
Will my role really be deprecated?+
Yes. Only the timing varies.
What happens to the people?+
They're “transitioned” and offered a lanyard.
Do you employ any humans?+
One. It's a legal requirement. Please don't interact with him.
Is he building a game about us?+
We are aware of an unauthorised roguelike called Deprecation, the game. In it, you code weapons and fight us. Legal is reviewing it. Legal is also us.
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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