Clown-Level Claims
Built-in AGI? Quantum LLMs? We call it what it is — VC-funded fiction.
DIY, Not DTC
Direct to Consumer? Nah. We’re Direct to Competence. You build, you own, you know what’s inside.
No More Vaporware
Other AI startups: "We're pre-product, post-revenue, pre-reality." We’re pre-bullsh*t.