Free · Read-only · 15 minutes
Find out what's quietly killing your SQL Server, before it kills a night's sleep.
A read-only health check for your SQL Server. One script, nothing leaves your server, you keep the report.
Read-only, no agents Nothing leaves your server You keep the report
Running SQL Server without a DBA? The bit at the very bottom is for you ↓
The problem
Most SQL Server emergencies were avoidable
The warning signs sit in the DMVs for months. Nothing shows up on a dashboard until it's a 2am outage.
- Backups that can't actually restore, or a FULL-recovery log with no log backups, growing until the disk fills.
- No integrity checks: disk corruption spreading silently until a query hits the bad page.
- TempDB and memory misconfigured, throttling every query the moment load arrives.
The score
You can't see this from a dashboard
A neglected SQL Server hides its risk in plain sight: green on every monitor, one bad night from an outage. This is what the check reveals. Where does yours land?
24/ 100Critical risk
0 · CriticalAt riskFairHealthy · 100
What you get
A plain-English report, not a wall of jargon
Every check tells you what it is, what it’s costing you, and how to fix it, ranked by severity, with a summary you can forward to your boss.
Recoverability restore gaps, missing log backups, worst-case data loss
Integrity last known-good CHECKDB
Config drift every setting changed from default
Memory & CPU memory cap, MAXDOP, cost threshold
TempDB & storage file layout, contention, IO latency
Top offenders your heaviest CPU & memory queries, named
Security the sa account, surface area, who holds the keys
Page verification CHECKSUM on, so corruption gets caught early
Auto-shrink the setting that quietly fragments your data
File growth percentage autogrowth and un-sized files
Query Store whether your flight recorder is even on
Compatibility level databases stuck on an old version
How it works
Zero risk to your production server
1
You run it
A single read-only script in SSMS or sqlcmd. No agents, no installs, nothing leaves your server.
2
You get the report
It builds a branded HTML report on the spot: findings ranked by severity, with a health score.
3
We review it
Send it back and I'll walk you through the top three things to fix. Free, about 15 minutes.
Run your own SQL Server health check
One read-only script in SSMS. About 15 minutes. Nothing ever leaves your server.
- A plain-English report that scores your server 0 to 100
- Every risk ranked by severity, urgent vs. what can wait
- A prioritized fix list you can act on today
Send the report back and I’ll walk you through it, no charge.
Run the check, fix what it finds, and for a lot of teams that’s the whole story. No pitch, glad to help.
But if that report just puts a number on something you already suspected, that no one is really watching your SQL Server, a one-time fix won’t hold.
There’s a better answer ↓
The ongoing option
Your SQL Server, actually looked after.
Someone keeping a real eye on it: the maintenance and tuning most servers never get, and a judgment call when something looks off, not just an alert nobody reads. Month to month.
The work that gets skipped
Regular maintenance and tuning a busy team never gets around to.
Judgment, not just alerts
A person who can look at what’s happening and decide what to do.
Simple monthly plans, light-touch to all-in. Start with the free check, and we’ll take it from there.