CAPTCHA Welcome Mat™ - Keep Robots Out

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Using advanced CAPTCHA technology, this premium doormat ensures only verified humans can cross your threshold.
Perfect for the privacy-conscious homeowner in the age of autonomous delivery systems.

$40

🚫 NO BOTS ALLOWED

Due to unprecedented demand from bots trying to prevent humans from purchasing, we have implemented a verification system.

Verifying humanity...

Type the word shown below

Incorrect. Try again.

Good start! Let's continue...

Nice work! Now select all the HOUSES

Wrong selection. Drones often confuse mats with traffic infrastructure.

Impressive! Moving right along...

Great! Just a quick calculation...

Incorrect. Even humans struggle with math sometimes.

Correct! Getting warmer...

Almost there! One more thing...

Share a thought, feeling, or observation that proves your humanity:

🤖 ROBOT DETECTED! Nice try, but no pre-orders for machines.

Please enter something to prove you're human.

Very human indeed! But wait, there's more...

Excellent! Let's verify your motor control...

Hold the button for about 3 seconds. Robots aren't good at this.

Too precise! Try being more human.

Perfectly imperfect! Just a bit more verification...

Hmm, we need to be sure... Which experience resonates most?

That's exactly what a robot would choose!

So relatable! One last thing...

One final challenge...

Drag the welcome mat to its rightful place at the doorway:

Not quite! Try placing it at the door.

Perfect! Processing final verification...

10% of proceeds will be donated to the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). I'm DIYing these for now and will contact you when your mat is ready for purchase.

🎉 Pre-Order Submitted!

Thank you for your interest! I'm planning to DIY these in the coming weeks and will donate 10% of proceeds to the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). I'll follow up when it's time to purchase!