🍬 Sugar — humblebrags, "let that sink in", "Agree?", hashtags, one-line paragraphs, origin stories, the word "journey". Goes to the fly's sugar-sensing neurons. Sugar makes the tongue come out.
🧪 Bitter — numbers, percentages, long sentences, real paragraphs, "because", "however", specifics like churn or a termination clause. Goes to all 65 bitter-sensing neurons. Bitter keeps the tongue in.
👃 Smell — delve, tapestry, testament, pivotal, leverage, "it's not X, it's Y", em dashes, rules of three. Goes in through the antennae. Too much and the whole brain runs away with itself.
👂 Hearing — SHOUTING, exclamation marks!!!, "LET'S GOOO". Goes to the auditory neurons in the antennae.
👁 Sight — emoji, bullet points, arrows, ticks. Goes to 800 photoreceptors. The optic lobes light up. The fly sees your post. It does not read it.